The two of us got out of the car and looked, we couldn't help but be angry and funny, it turned out that change Chen didn't know when to tie a climbing rope to the back of our car, just now our car moved and led the ox cart to run forward, and the big green cow was still a phantom, this is change Uncle Chen made a trick to cover the eyes.I obeyed his brain, people just don't use magic, we are still not opponents.Looking at Brother Biao again, he wanted to cry, and I wanted to laugh, and they all said: "Uncle really has you, we are afraid of you" Change Chen said seriously: "I'm afraid why Uncle is not a bad person, he is a Tao, but not a demon." ”Uh, well, he's okay with anything anyway.Now let's talk about him tying ropes to our car.Brother Biao begged Uncle Chen to ask him not to do this kind of heart-testing thing again, after all, it was too dangerous; If this is a sudden sudden brake, he may even hit us with a car, Brother Biao's own car is insured, but if something goes wrong with the uncle, the Yang family can't afford to pay for the entire family business, Chen Ze glanced at Brother Biao and said: "Uncle, I'm not old, am I really so weak in your eyes?"
I don't want to change Chen was even more dissatisfied when he heard this, he said coldly: "It's boring, I just want to surf on land, so I don't have any interest in you, forget it, uncle, I'll stop, so that you don't think I'm here to touch porcelain." ”Ha, surfing and touching porcelain is actually quite funny, but now this occasion is really not suitable to speak, witty as me, decisively extinguished the urge to joke with him.Next, Uncle Chen untied the rope with two strokes of three clicks, then waved his hand and said, "Let's go", and then opened the door of our car and entered the back row.Brother Biao and I were dumbfounded, didn't he even want the ox cart anymore, and then looked closely, the ox cart turned out to be a phantom, getting fainter and fainter, getting fainter and fainter, and finally disappeared without a trace.Oh, my God, how he sat on the phantom was an eye-opener.However, the uncle is here, so what about Researcher Song, will she personally drive behind and exchange glances with Brother Biao, we don't dare to ask.It's really strange to say that I'm afraid anything can happen.At this time, Uncle Chen asked in the back: "Driving, what are you rubbing about, I'm in a hurry today, and I'll go back to Yangcheng later." ”Yangcheng is our provincial capital.I finally know where he came from.Brother Biao continued to drive, and we didn't talk to Uncle Chen too much.But I always felt that something was wrong.But I didn't want to make a fuss, so I decided to think it through my head first.At this time, Brother Biao suddenly asked: "Uncle, let's drive faster or slower" Change Uncle Chen replied: "Whatever." ”Hey, didn't he just say that he was going back to the provincial capital in a hurry It stands to reason that the car should drive faster, but why did he say that Brother Bian didn't seem to think much about it, so he drove unhurriedly.But I already have a bold guess in my mind, but I need to verify it.And I don't know if I can find something nearby, and I don't know if I can find it nearby; I weighed it in my mind and decided to give it a try.So I said to my brother, "Stop the car, I have to make it easier." ”Brother Biao was a little surprised, but he couldn't disagree with this kind of thing, and it was impossible to suffocate me.He said, "Hurry up, hurry up, uncle is in a hurry." ”And Uncle Chen still said: "It's okay, it's not in a hurry."
I can't control the heavens and the earth, but I can't control people's shit and fart, "Uh, Uncle is really straightforward, I wiped my sweat, pulled the car door, jumped down, and rushed to the mountain."
Of course, in fact, I did want to make it easier, but I was not in such a hurry; I was anxious to look in the mountains as soon as possible to see if I could find what I needed.Panting I ran up the hill, a soft, sandy land with no trees and shrubs and other wild plants growing everywhere.I came to a secluded place, first solved the problem of excretion, and then I searched around in the grass nearby.Fortunately, the hard work paid off, and I really found a cluster of Luo Gui vegetables that grew fresh and fat.As mentioned earlier, this plant, in addition to being able to make home-cooked wild vegetables with a unique flavor, its main effect is that it can be eye-catching, as for why I am looking for this thing now, I will know later.Then I gently plucked some leafy stems, and took out a small bottle of wine, and placed it carefully; Then he grabbed the stem of the rogue cabbage with his hand and squeezed it downward, so that the juice of the rogue choosa flowed into the small bottle and mixed with the wine.When I was done, I pulled out another handful and repeated it again.It's finally done.Now it looks like the wine is pale green, and the color is not bad, oh, this is a medicinal wine that I made temporarily, it is effective and ineffective, and you will know when you try it.Soon Brother Biao had already called to urge, and he waited a little impatiently.I went back to the car again.Brother Biao was ready to start the car again, but I said wait."
What's the matter?"
I said, a little tired, and a drink.As he spoke, he took out the vial and handed it to Brother Biao.Brother Biao asked me what it was, and I said that I drank it, and Brother Biao asked me to hand it to Uncle Chen first, there are guests, so it is rude.But Uncle Chen didn't seem to care about this action and was silent.When Brother Biao was about to drink, he suddenly frowned and said: "It's not good to drink and drive" I counted him down and said, it's really annoying to drink quickly, I have my own plans Of course, I also turned back to Change Uncle Chen and said: "Uncle do you want to take a sip too" Attention, what I said is: a sip, not a bottle.Uncle Chen said that he does not drink.Seeing that I insisted so much, Brother Biao was suspicious and drank the wine in the bottle with a tilt of his neck.He also asked me: "Why don't you drink?"
and he was stunned before he finished speaking.As soon as I saw his reaction, I knew that I was decisively right.Brother Biao said loudly: "Uncle is really bad, make a phantom to trick us" Haha, it's a phantom again.Although I broke the mystery, this illusion is really amazing: not only there are phantoms, but also voices, I really don't know how Uncle Chen did it; If it weren't for the temporary thought of using the combination of Luo Gui Cai and Dark Wine, I really couldn't find a clue.As for why I don't drink it, on the one hand, it is enough to save some of the wine, and on the other hand, it is enough to let Brother Biao see it for believe, which is more effective than how many reasons I have said bitterly.changeUncle Chen's shadow is still no different from a real person.However, he looked at me in surprise and said: "I really didn't expect that Xiao Jiang is a master in this area" I hurriedly said modestly: "Uncle has won the prize, the drag racing competition is not over yet" Change Uncle Chen laughed and said: "I actually know the delaying tactic I used, smart but now I have won the battle." ”Alas, it's still too late to find out.Brother Biao and I were very disappointed and felt quite shameless.But Uncle Chen is unusually enthusiastic, he has been praising me: "Although defeat, it is still glorious, although it is defeated, it is still glorious."
Xiao Jiang is a local, right?"
I said yes, my home is in the west of Shaliu City.Unexpectedly, as soon as I said this, Uncle Chen said: "Then, who are you Jiang Qingsheng?"
and "My father." ”"Oh, it's gone," Uncle Chen immediately shouted.It seems that he is an acquaintance of his father again, and he really doesn't want to talk, and the car has come to the outside of Yang Village.Change Uncle Chen said with a smile: "I want to take back the phantom, hurry up and pick up people in the car." ”After saying that, his figure really faded out all of a sudden.We turned off the engine and got out of the car, and saw that there was really a fiery red SUV Jaguar parked at the intersection in front of us, this time it should be true, because Uncle Chen was smiling and reclining next to the car looking at us and approaching his car.Then, the door on the other side opens.The two of us stopped, only to see a beautiful calf stretching to the ground, but unfortunately the beauty still borrowed the car door to hide her figure, and still couldn't see her true face of Lushan.I was stunned for a moment.Brother Biao swallowed his saliva and muttered: "It's worth it, brother, I'm worth it, it's so beautiful" I was inexplicable: "Enjoy yy, isn't this person still out yet" Brother Biao said: "Are you a pig, don't you see her legs" aa2705221,,; mobile phone reading,