"Hey, you actually know me, so tell me who I am" "Chen Yishan Chen Bo, stop joking, I can hear your voice." ”When I said this, the other party did not reply for a long time; But the communication was not interrupted just like a phone call.After a few more seconds, he resumed the conversation with me: "Yes, my name is indeed Chen Yishan; Who are you, and、Why do you call me Uncle Chen" I wonder what's going on, my conversation with him is completely incompatible, it seems that he doesn't know me at all, but he didn't admit that he is Chen Yishan just now, so I called him Uncle Chen again, and said: "If you really don't know who I am, then why don't you pretend to follow me all the way" As a result, Uncle Chen replied: "I really don't know you, it was my wife who asked me to come here to wait for you, and she told me what you look like yesterday."
Khan, what the hell is going on, why is there suddenly an extra aunt, didn't Uncle Chen die and wasn't even married, where did the wife come from, so I continued to ask: "Uh, Uncle Chen, are you the ghost wife you married over there?"
"What kind of ghost wife, wife, you are insane" Uncle Chen was actually angry, and yelled at me in a fierce voice.Now I'm even more confused.Well, I was wrong, maybe he was a ghost with the same name and surname as Uncle Chen, and even the same voice, then I must have been mistaken.Although I still doubt that the probability is very small, very small coincidence.Then I changed my tone and asked him very politely: "What is the name of the aunt, what is her name?"
and "Sakura-chan, cherry cherry." ”Sakura-chan I immediately felt cold from head to toe, and asked casually: "By the way, Uncle Chen, my aunt is probably a snake, right?"
I felt that Uncle Chen was really surprised: "Yo, it's true, she is a snake; How do you know?"
I smiled miserably, what a coincidence, what a coincidence.No, it's definitely not a coincidence, I'm 100% sure that the Yin Snake is doing something now, and I suddenly figured out a problem that has been bothering me for many years.Why I don't have childhood memories Similarly, why Uncle Chen has become like a stranger in the face of me now, in fact, it is easy to explain each other: Uncle Chen and I are both missing a memory.So the astonishment and irritation I felt when I first heard his voice disappeared at once, and there was only sympathy for the sick.Of course, to be on the safe side, I'll confirm it now.At this time, Uncle Chen was still puzzled and continued to ask me: "Who are you?"
I told him that I was Jiang Heng, and my father's name was Jiang Qingsheng."
Nonsense Jiang Heng is my godson, he will be with me every day tomorrow, didn't he just come back home for his birthday, why didn't I hear that he gave birth to such a big boy as you outside?"
Uncle Chen, what did he say just now, my dad "just came back home", I went, when I left the house, it was clear that my dad was still there, how could it be that he came to Shimashan with his front foot and back foot, and I began to feel that something was wrong again.No, I have to continue to find a way to get some useful information from this Uncle Chen's mouth, as much useful information as possible, "Uncle Chen, can you tell me whether you are a human or a ghost now" "Boy, what the hell is going on with you, if I am not a human, then who are you a human being, you are not a human" Okay, I don't want to have this kind of senseless verbal dispute with Uncle Chen anymore.Next, he naturally asked him, what did his wife ask him to come to me for, and Uncle Chen replied that he brought a message, and there was a sentence: First, the thing was done by the surname Yang, so he asked me a sentence: Do you want him to die or do you want him to live, I immediately reacted, and this is the father of the Yang family.I think about it, although the father of the Yang family has too many wrongs, he is not guilty to death, and he will kill people at every turn, which is not my style.But just let him lurk in the shadows and come out from time to time to do bad things, it can't be done.It seems that the Yang family is this virtue, and it can't be guarded against, so I replied to Uncle Chen: "Well, it's better to control him for a while and don't kill him."
Besides, I don't think I should trouble my aunt anymore, I might as well lock him up first, and let me release him myself if necessary. ”It's so strange, why did the famous Yin Snake show favor to me in this way, can you use it When I was thinking nonsense, Uncle Chen's side did not move, and communication was interrupted.And I haven't changed my gestures yet, and I'm continuing to make contact with the snakehead.After about a minute or so, Uncle Chen reacted again.I knew that he should have switched the "signal" of communication to the Yin Snake just now.Sure enough, this time Uncle Chen said to me again: "My wife scolded me, you kid has a lot of things, Sakura said that she was reluctant to listen to your arrangement, the surname Yang is in the well, you can deal with it yourself, Also, my wife asked me to ask you the second sentence, which side are you going to stand on" This time it was my turn to be confused.I didn't make it clear in the previous sentence which well the Yang family's father was in, but fortunately I knew that there were two wells in Shima Village, so I would know if I looked for it.This latter sentence is a bit inexplicable.I heard that he wanted to ask me to choose a side, but I haven't figured out which side the Yin Snake is talking about, so I don't care about how to choose Chen Boke, he is only responsible for passing the word.So he kept urging me: "Hurry up, hurry up, Sakura is waiting for a reply" I gritted my teeth and said, "Then you tell her, I'll be on the side where my dad is."
Growing up, I thought my dad couldn't be wrong, and I think this time was no exception; Then you probably can't go wrong with this choice.And this time, Uncle Chen didn't switch the communication signal back, he immediately nodded confidently: "My wife said that she would not expect a mistake, and the Jiang family is like this."
As soon as I heard this, I began to wipe my sweat: "Since she can expect everything, then she still came to ask me what I was doing" Chen Bo said: "Hehe, I knew you would ask this, then I have to confirm it" I wiped my sweat again, this is clearly the expression and movement of the Yin Snake when he spoke, and it was imitated by Chen Bo.I finally understood where the coldness and tsundere temperament in the eyes of the black snake came from, this is the effect of hearing and witnessing for a long time.I looked at the Black Snake with pity, that is, Uncle Chen, who had now completely turned into a mouthpiece that could not help himself.Then Uncle Chen said: "Then you should do this, I will go back to the village soon.""
Back to the village Uncle Chen, you mean to say, Shima Village" "Yes, is there a problem" "Uh, no, no, in fact, I mean to say, the matter here has also been dealt with, and I just want to go back to some village, why don't we go together" "Oh" The black snake possessed by Uncle Chen looked at me in surprise for a long time, feeling very sudden and incredible.After a while, he reacted: "Haha, I forgot to say just now, in fact, I am going to Shima New Village; And you're going to Shima Village, and we're not all the way. ”After saying this, the communication signal was interrupted; The black snake regained its senses and began to wander around the ground in a zigzag.I can't help but be very curious, Yin Snake actually made a "new village" in Shima Village, I have to follow behind secretly, to see where Shima New Village isaa2705221,,; mobile phone reading,