The sky was overcast, but it refused to rain.I returned to the village in the morning light, with a water-filled bamboo dragon floating in mid-air and slowly following my footsteps, like a big pet with a stellar mind.If it was in Shaliu Town, this shocking scene would definitely be seen by many people and cause a sensation.However, this is a deserted village, and the newcomers have not yet gotten up; So except for me, who was low-key, no one saw the bamboo dragon moving like a big kite.When I entered the courtyard, I couldn't help but laugh dumbly at the scene in front of me.In the courtyard of Uncle Chen's house, against the wall, there was originally a large stone jar in the shape of a half-moon, but it had not been used for many years, and most of the dead leaves and dust were covered in it, and weeds had grown.However, after only one night, it was completely new, because the team had already cleaned the inside, washed it carefully, installed a filter on it, and covered it with a layer of tarpaulin above the cylinder mouth to prevent dust.This should have been prepared in advance to fill me with water.The most interesting thing is that the stone window sill not far from the stone tank has also been reorganized, and more than ten sets of toiletries are neatly placed on it with a dust-proof shelf.Another sign was placed, with a row of handwritten fonts: "Everything is ready, just wait for the water." ”This is clearly coming for me, and if I don't keep my promise not to bring the water back, I'm afraid the expedition will not want me to stay any longer.Khan, is it that I am such a disgusting virtue in the expedition, it seems that the image project is really important, we must work hard to win the hearts of the people, oh In this case, I suddenly decided not to rush to fill the stone tank with water, it is better to install it to the end, and wait until everyone gets up to give them a big surprise, so that they can put away their contempt in the shock.After waiting for a while, there was finally movement in the house.The first person to open the door and poke her head out to look at me was actually Yang Yingcui is actually very normal, isn't she a chef who has to get up early every day to make some preparations.She happened to see me in the yard with my hands empty.The woman smiled, immediately rolled her eyes, and ran to the stone jar to lift the tarpaulin and looked at it.Then immediately as if he had picked up a treasure, he cheered all the way and ran into the house: "Come on, come on, you come and see, Jiang Heng is back, he can't be cheap today" This is the rhythm of fear that the world will not be chaotic.With this series of her calls, all the people ran out at once.It's as if everyone has been staying in the house for a long time, just to catch me.Sister Wang, Uncle Xuanzhen, Wang Xinmei, especially Sister Wang, when she saw that there was no water in the stone tank, her face was very ugly, and it was as dark as the sky above her head."
Xiao Jiang, this is not right, don't promise anything you can't do, you see what to do now" According to me, how to describe her mood at the moment, hatred is not steel; Of course, there is also public anger, in order to show fairness and justice, it seems that she will have to tear up the horse and directly hand me over to everyone to deal with them.Look at the others, there are sympathetic and smiling; And you look at me, I look at you exchanging glances with each other, I'm afraid I have already calculated how to calculate me and deal with me, maybe even the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty have already been prepared, and now, I can't help but spoil the truth: "Well, in fact, I'm joking with everyone."
But everyone immediately shouted in my ear: "Who is joking with you, in front of so many people, the words spilled out of the water, don't want to deny it" Hehe, where do I want to deny it, I mean it's a joke now, yesterday's words are serious, okay, but they don't give me a chance to speak at all.Is this my performance very realistic, even Wang Xinmei began to look at me sympathetically: "I can't help you if I ask you to do this."
In this case, simply don't do two days off and pretend to the end.I had no choice but to continue to pretend to be pitiful, and pleaded softly with everyone to let me go.In fact, there are also people who understand, such as Yang Yingcui, what should she do after she took the lead in coaxing, but she didn't get involved at all.Of course, there is also Xuanzhen Xiaoshi.She was the one who was the least likely to fall into the ground.Although she didn't know what medicine I was selling in my gourd, she didn't come with the others, but stood calmly outside the crowd, as if she was studying what I could do to get out of my predicament.In the midst of this, she also consciously looked up at the sky; Fortunately, I was prepared, and commanded the big water dragon to move quickly to hide behind the roof.So what about Brother Biao, he turned out to be the most violent one."
Jiang Heng, you said it yourself, what should I do about this" I asked rhetorically: "Then what are you going to do with me" and I didn't deal with a few thorns finally found a chance, they exchanged words and discussed, one of them ran into the house, tore a piece from the carton containing food and carried it back, and the other people immediately took out a pen and wrote a few big characters on it to show everyone.It reads: "I am guilty, I am a big fool" Another person began to perforate the rope on the cardboard: "You have to hang this sign around your neck for three days, and you have to hang it to carry water, this is called wearing a crime and making meritorious service, depending on your performance." ”I'll go, this is too cruel, I'm not a prisoner, do you need this, someone muttered next to him: "It seems to be a little excessive, it's not good" At this time, Brother Biao came out with a smile and played a round: "I'm afraid it hurts my feelings a little bit, it's better to ask Jiang Heng to contribute his family's good wine for everyone to enjoy." ”"Hmph, Jiang Heng, what do you mean?"
is really good to calculate, the dark wine I brought on my body is intended to be used urgently, and the amount is not much, and with so many people, where is there enough to stuff the teeth, absolutely not.As a result, they said, "Then there is no way, let's change the sign." ”I said, "Slow I don't accept such a punishment." ”"Didn't you promise it yourself, you can't make a promise, and you still want to cheat" "Haha, where you cheat, I said that I was joking; If I can conjure up water now, do you also want to hang up a sign and write a service word on it" Everyone still doesn't believe it, they all say that Jiang Heng was probably frightened after entering the ghost village, why is he always talking nonsense with his eyes open "hehe", just try it to know, which people love me and which people hate me.Forget it, don't toss.I made a bad look at everyone: "You guys just look at it, the water is coming" and waved vigorously.A huge dragon bamboo rose from behind the house and came to it like a swimming fish.As everyone watched, I commanded it to roll over, adjust its posture, and then stand up like a pole and gently fall to the ground.At this time, everyone was so frightened that they subconsciously dodged and jumped away.When I looked back again, I was standing side by side with the bamboo dragon in my hand, staring at everyone."
Jiang Heng, what we want is water, what are you moving a dragon bamboo for, do you want to scare people" A buddy asked in alarm.I ignored him, raised the bamboo dragon a little with my mind, and then walked to the edge of the stone jar with one finger against the bottom; Then pull the plug firmly with your right hand.A column of water suddenly gushed out of the opening and fell into the stone jar like peeing.Well, this look is too pretentious, but I like it.aa2705221，，； mobile phone reading,