The king told me in grief that it was his own body."
Okay, then how could Wang Mao'er appear in Shaliu Town and fake Jiang Heng's way, Wang Mao'er said: "It's all because of Jiang Heng, you" I glanced at him: "You just blow it, Jin Shun, that single ruffian, isn't it your favorite, don't pull me in." ”The truth that followed was unfortunately told by me.Wang Mao'er said that what made people feel uncomfortable was that the person who yin him this time turned out to be Jin Shun.After I left, King Cat also let Jin Shun's soul return to his own body.That night, Jin Shun honestly accompanied Wang Mao'er to drink.Wang Mao'er thought that he was about to get his wish, so he was too happy and relaxed his vigilance.Unexpectedly, Jin Shun was holding back a lot of ruthlessness and bad water, and when Wang Mao'er was drunk, Jin Shun stripped off his clothes and pants, tied him into a zongzi, and then let him lie on the bed and cover the quilt; Then Jin Shun went back to sleep with peace of mind, and did not come to talk to Wang Mao'er until he woke up.Wang Mao'er had already woken up, and now he was looking at Jin Shun with straight eyes, completely confused about the situation, and didn't know why Jin Shun did this, "Wang Mao'er, you woke up, how did you sleep" "Less nonsense, let go of a fart quickly, Lao Tzu is still holding a soak of urine" Well, let's get down to business.To put it simply, Jin Shun whimsically wanted Wang Mao'er to accept him as an apprentice.Wang Mao'er was thundered by this truth, and he couldn't help but shout at the top of his throat: "Damn, is there such an apprentice in the world, okay, okay, promise you, I will take you to collect and sell cats tomorrow, don't you just want to be a cat dealer, it's worth making such a big move."
I thought you were in love with Lao Tzu for a long time, ouch, no, no, take the night pot," Jin Shun said that if he didn't agree, he would hold back the king cat, and he couldn't stop cursing Jin Shun with the foul words that he often heard in the countryside.Kim Soon, smiling, quietly listened to his scolding, and let him threaten.This time, Wang Mao'er was really annoyed, but Jin Shun insisted on not letting him loosen, and slowly he lost his temper: "Dog X, what do you want" Jin Shun said: "I want to learn your tricks to control the cat ghost to protect myself." ”Under the current situation, Wang Maoer only needs to consider the three words "whether it will work or not" and then make a decision.Wang Mao'er immediately laughed, but his smile was more ugly than crying."
Damn, is it that as long as you don't agree, you will always tie up Lao Tzu" Jin Shun did not speak, indicating acquiescence.Wang Mao'er said again: "Then Lao Tzu said okay, do you believe it" Jin Shun still smiled evilly and did not speak.Wang Mao'er thought for a while, glared at Qingqing and said, "No" The two were stalemate for a while, Jin Shun sighed, simply didn't do anything, blocked Wang Mao'er's mouth to prevent him from shouting, and then got up and went out.Jin Shun still doesn't want to give up, so let's spend it first, there is time to continue to grind hard with Wang Mao'er Wang Mao'er's home is in the easternmost part of Jiangjia Village, a single family, this natural geographical advantage determines that Jin Shun has time to fight against him, and is not afraid of being discovered by the people in the village What is wrong."
Lao Tzu won't agree, do you dare to kill me, don't you become a white-eyed wolf" As soon as Jin Shungang tore off the cloth ball, Wang Mao'er, who was so suffocated that he rolled his eyes, jumped out viciously with such a sentence."
Wang Mao'er, you think too much.I don't even dare to kill a chicken, how can I kill someone, not to mention that you are my savior, I just want to worship a teacher, is this matter so difficult, you know, I have no school, no culture, I will only do things by temperament, simple and rude; This is to make you uncomfortable, but I just want to learn a craft, you just agreed, okay" But no matter what Jin Shun says, Wang Mao'er is a virtuous person who refuses to let go, like the revolutionaries seen in the TV series, he is loyal and unyielding under the torture of severe interrogation, but except for the binding, Jin Shunke has done nothing, so it is difficult to ride a tiger.Wang Mao'er decided that Jin Shun would not do anything to him, but Jin Shun couldn't help but leave room for him.Jin Shun stripped him naked, just to humiliate him, but it doesn't mean that Jin Shun also has any disgraceful thoughts about him as an old man.Jin Shun kept using words to impress Wang Mao'er.Wang Mao'er was obviously annoyed, but Jin Shun didn't let him go, and he had no choice but to listen to Jin Shun's nagging; And he is really stubborn enough: Jin Shun doesn't let him go, he doesn't let go, and in the end, even Jin Shun was in tears by himself, and Wang Mao'er is still a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water."
Wang Mao'er, how do you agree?"
"No matter what, Lao Tzu doesn't agree." ”"Hey, why is this, don't you think I'm miserable, I really don't know what you guys think" Wang Mao'er heard Jin Shun say this, and sneered: "Who told you to tie up Lao Tzu" said this, I don't tie you up, it's okay if you agree, or you don't talk about it, use your set to deal with me, then I'm not going to die a very ugly death, so it's better to tie up and be safer.Wang Mao'er said again: "Boy, you can't let it go" Jin Shun also gritted his teeth and said: "If you promise me, I will let it go." ”Wang Mao'er was very angry: "Then let's keep consuming it, Lao Tzu wants to drink water, eat, drink wine and eat meat, and poop and pee" Jin Shun sank his face: "Yes, Wang Mao'er."
Anyway, Lao Tzu is shameless now, so I will move here and live, and then serve you until the day I breathe. ”Now it was Wang Mao'er's turn to turn blue.Jin Shun said: "Wang Mao'er, you just agree" Wang Mao'er was a little irritable, he said angrily: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, there is a book under the bed, it is clearly explained on it, take it yourself to see, how much can you learn, let it go, hurry up, get out" Jin Shun almost really wanted to lie down and touch the secret book that Wang Mao'er said, but he reacted immediately, and he sighed.Wang Mao'er is really funny, I don't know who it is, you don't recognize a few words, your craftsmanship is passed down by the old people, you just bother to teach me.After saying this, even though the light in the room was very dim, Wang Mao'er felt that his old face was red and hot.And then it went dark.No, it's not that the face is black, it's that the whole room suddenly darkens.From the window, you can see the mountains in the distance.Obviously, this part of the village must have been covered by a cloud drifting over.It was still sunny just now, so strange that Wang Mao'er still didn't speak, and Jin Shunzheng wanted to continue to shake his will; At this moment, there was a loud "click", and it felt like the whole room and the ground were jumping up a few times, and the shock could not be described in the right words.Anyway, I felt that my whole jaw was numb and didn't listen to the call for about ten seconds, Jin Shun said in a daze: "Wang Mao'er, which one is it, why do you fire the cannon at this time" Wang Mao'er said in a hoarse voice: "Bomb thunder, blow up thunder, it's God who collects people, why don't you go and see who suffers, go quickly" Jin Shun heard this, and immediately ran outside.aa2705221，，； mobile phone reading,