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Chapter 316: Stygian Longevity


I only heard the babbling and ghosts on the stage opposite, and I don't know how long it took during the singing, although I was very impatient, but because I saw Song Lao on the scene as if nothing happened, of course, it was not good to be too obviously distracted.It was almost just after midnight, and when the excerpt was finally finished, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said in my heart that it should stop now, but the toss on the stage was still not over, because Song Lao spoke: "You move the lamp above the stage." ”I did it right away, and amazingly, when the crescent moon moved above the stage, the scene in our line of sight seemed to zoom in and out of the camera.Looking up, I saw a small team coming out of the backstage, the first four people carried a Taishi chair, walked to the right side of the stage and stopped, and placed the Taishi chair facing to the right; The person who followed immediately brought a high-legged coffee table and placed it in front of the Taishi; The people in the back placed teapots and cups on the coffee table in turn, as well as melons and fruits in small plates.At this time, Tian Zhi suddenly said to me: "Look, my sister has appeared" To my surprise, the music sounded, but it was a familiar thefox call: "doggoeseooegoesseek" Under the accompaniment of this divine comedy, a familiar figure wearing a fox mask and a spicy dance appeared It was Yang Yingcui So, Tian Zhi and Meow'er's emotions were immediately "burned".Ha, this style of painting also switched too quickly, I almost laughed and cried.Dizzily watched a classical play in the middle of the night, and then immediately entered the modern pop dance time, what is this to do, if it is really a long night of sleep, listening to pop music and watching hot dance is also a good choice.But I think this time it's finally Song Lao's turn to be distressed, after all, this is not his dish and I can't bear it, so I had to ask Song Lao: What is this doing, Song Lao no longer paints, so he has nothing to do; Seeing that I was also confused, I said with a wry smile and said: "That's the ghost young man led by the other party who happened to be dead today, and he was singing a big drama to celebrate his seventieth birthday, let's give face.""

Celebrating the Dead Birthday, haha, it turned out to be the opposite of the Yang Birthday Celebration "Celebration of Death" activity, it's quite joyful, and the pomp is really big, but this "Seventy Dead Birthday", is Song Lao wrong or I heard it wrong, the guy who has been dead for 70 years is still called a ghost, then his father's Dead Life is afraid of a hundred years, no wonder he prefers the taste of excerpts.Thinking of this, I said to Song Lao again: "That means that this is not only another world, but also the existence of the previous era.I don't understand: why Yang Yingcui is with them and performs this style of singing and dancing that is completely out of tune," Song Lao explained, this is because the other party proposed to follow the local customs and accept some new things by the way; In addition, because Yang Yingcui volunteered to receive visitors, Song Lao let her play freely.Once again, he told me that I must give the other party a little face.Haha, of course I don't have a problem, as long as the other party's heart can stand it, where is the so-called ghost, Yang Yingcui has been dancing for a long time, how can there be no ghost shadow, it seems that this guy is not only pompous, but also has a really big shelf.So what is the origin of the ghost Shao that Song Lao said and the "other party" he represents, Song Lao whispered in my ear, that is, the mother family of the Yin Snake, ready to take it back.Yo da, so that's what I said, the yin snake is my mother, and the other party is my grandparents, uncles and uncles in another world.According to this reasoning, this ghost boy should also be my relative, how to call Song Lao smiled bitterly: "If Yin Snake is really your mother, then he should be your cousin; But it's better not to expose it in person. ”I understand that Song Lao did mention the cause and effect of the ghost world to me before.In this case, my mother eloped to Yangshi, and now these ghosts probably want to catch her back.Well, there is a big wave of troublemakers looking for trouble, I feel that I am now in a similar situation to the son of the Three Virgins, Agarwood, which is really stressful, blatantly celebrating my birthday in front of my ancestral house, oh no, it is "celebrating death"; Song Lao said that he wanted to give some face, but it seemed that it was not time to tear his face; Forget it and wait and see.While I was talking to Song Lao, the ghost young "cousin" finally appeared.But the difference between his image and what I imagined was too great, and in my mind, this guy was probably an old man in a long robe and a horse coat, a small melon skin hat, and a white beard; Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a handsome guy with trendy fashion and Yushu in the wind.Now, this cool and handsome ghost in a black background and white skull shirt began to dance, and Yang Yingcui immediately switched from solo to companion dance, and they began to perform fancy dances tacitly.It's a pity that the ghosts on the stage don't know how to play a group of loyal fans, there are no cheers and screams, no glow sticks, and no passionate swings, all of them are pestle there like wooden sculptures.This is a fly in the ointment.In addition, dancing is the most physically demanding, so there is no way to sing for most of the night like an excerpt; About half an hour later, it was over.It's time to make enough trouble now, but it's not over yet: Yang Yingcui hurriedly left, and the ghost Shao sat directly in the Taishi chair.A few more minutes later, the music began again; This time, it was replaced with a happy birthday song, but the lyrics were changed: I wish you a happy life, I wish you a happy life, and in the singing, Yang Yingcui pushed the car again and came out from the left side; On top of the trolley is a large cake with two candles with the number 70.Enough is enough, really enough I can't help but complain: "Uh, Song Lao, if they want to play with him all night, do we have to stay with him all night" Song Lao smiled indifferently: "People and ghosts have different paths, we are originally watching a play, why don't you always be patient, it will be over soon." ”Well, this time Yang Yingcui is the host of the "Celebration of Death" ceremony, but the process is similar to the birthday celebration ceremony I usually see: singing birthday songs, making wishes, blowing out candles, and cutting cakes are none of our business.But Song Lao suddenly remembered one thing: "Jiang Heng, you should prepare some birthday gifts" I'll go, who is this ghost, I don't know him well, what kind of gift to give, but Song Lao said, people are guests from afar, and they will have to deal with them in the future, and I am a representative of the ghost gate, so I still say it.I had to ask Song Lao what kind of congratulatory gift he gave, "Oh, I naturally sent a painting, a longevity peach, but the peach is real, I bought it at the market yesterday." ”Tian Weaving is Yang Yingcui's solo dance and the big cake.Ouch, I don't have anything myself, the key is the three families of Dao, Wu, and Ghost, both of them have expressed their opinions, and I can't lose the face of the ghost door Only to find out that Song Lao and Tian Zhi were too pitiful, so I was not prepared at all.This can be embarrassing for me because no one said to me beforehand, come with empty hands, what should I do nowaa2705221,,; 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