"What a good thing, alas!"
The shopkeeper's face was depressed, "If you have a choice, our shopkeeper would rather not have that guest officer eat gold ingots in that damn king." ”Speaking of this, the little second suddenly lowered his voice, and said mysteriously to Jiang Chuhan and Mei'er, who was listening to the story with a face engrossed: "That gold ingot, it really wasn't ordered by our shopkeeper to put it in.A small gold ingot is also worth more than a dozen taels of silver, no one would be stupid like this, doing this loss-making business?
”Hearing this, Jiang Chuhan's curiosity was immediately hooked, and he couldn't help frowning: "Could it be that Wang Bali will grow gold ingots by himself?"
”"Hey, if it's a real gold ingot, our shopkeeper won't have time to laugh, how can it still fall to this point."
The shopkeeper shook his head and smiled.Jiang Chuhan and Mei'er couldn't help but look at each other, and Mei'er couldn't help but interject and ask, "What's the matter, the gold ingots are still fake?"
”The shopkeeper immediately slapped his thigh and shouted, "It's not!"
Ever since the guest officer ate the gold ingots in that Wang Bali, a strange thing has happened in my shop!
As long as the guest orders the "stewed king eight", you will definitely find a small thumb-thick gold ingot from its stomach!
”The shopkeeper sighed, shook his head, and continued: "At the beginning, our shopkeeper thought that the immortals blessed something, and our shopkeeper's faith would kowtow in front of the Sanqing statue every day to pray for blessings.If it weren't for the blessing of the immortals, even if it was a coincidence, it couldn't be so coincidental, two guest officers, didn't I say it?
”"That's right!"
Jiang Chuhan nodded, his expression becoming more and more solemn: "Xiao Er, you go on, tell me what happened next." ”Xiao Er sighed and continued: "It's just that Wang Bali found the gold ingot, and within a few days, it spread all over the streets and alleys of Qixia City, and every day there will be a number of guests crowded into our store, and many of them come from Yingtianfu, and the visitors must order a "stewed Wang Ba", but unfortunately, every guest can find a small gold ingot in Wang Ba's belly.In this way, even the lord of the official mansion knows that there are immortal protectors in our store, and Wang Bali must have gold ingots. ”"It's really rare for Wang Ba's belly to have gold ingots."
Jiang Chuhan poured a cup of Broadway Spring and drank it.A few days ago, he had been stuffy in the Jiang Mansion, and he didn't know anything about the things that were close at hand, Jiang Chuhan couldn't help but think of the news media in his previous life, but unfortunately there was no such condition in this era.When Xiao Er talked about Xingtou, he simply sat next to Jiang Chuhan and Mei'er, and even the wine handed over by Jiang Chuhan was suffocated, blinking his lips, and then said with a smile: "Speaking of this county magistrate in our Qixia City, hehe, that is a big celebrity, if you want to explain the ins and outs of the whole matter with the guest officer, I really have to mention our famous Su family master in Qixia City." ”As soon as Xiao Eryi talked about the county official in Qixia City, he couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows, and he couldn't stop spitting at Xingzi, and the more Jiang Chuhan listened, the more surprised he became, so he nodded and understood what was going on.Qixiacheng, the county official's surname is Su, his name is Yi, the word is strange, and he is the thirty-sixth Jinshi in the Wuchen Kedian Examination List during the Apocalypse, although his family is poor, he still grows strangely fat, with a fat head and big ears, and he is also an obese physique until he is old.When he was forty years old, he was only a high school jinshi, but he was already gray-eyed and dizzy.This Su Daren studied in his early years and his family was poor, and his wife was overworked, so he passed away ten years ago.Su Ziqi kneeled, after entering high school, Su Ziqi finally renewed the strings, and actually married Su Yi, who had a long fat head and big ears like a big fat pig, and Su Ziqi married a yellow flower girl who looked like a flower and jade, and the beautiful appearance continued to be a wife.This made outsiders can't help but shake their heads and express pity for this woman, this Su Ziqi has been in the Hanlin Academy for five years after the Hanlin Bachelor's degree, I don't know which way of the god he fell into, and finally he was assigned by the Ministry of Officials to come to this Qixia City to be the county magistrate of this term.I don't want this Su Ziqi, the string that he got after being widowed in his early years has not moved in his stomach for a few years.That Su Ziqi is still a hundred kinds of love, a thousand kinds of love, alive to raise this Su family is more spicy, temperament is perverse, only in his early twenties, every day dresses up flowers, Su Ziqi is either beaten or scolded, a living shrew, but to the outside is more dignified, laughing when he meets people, but he is also suspicious of attracting bees and butterflies.This Su began to beat and scold Su Ziqiren, and then gradually began to take charge of the official affairs of Su County.But all official affairs, big and small things, regardless of criminal cases or Tian Fu, Su County Order must first report to the Su family, and then announce it to the outside world after the Su family makes a decision, and the people of Qixia City jokingly call the Yamen of Qixia City the inner yamen.Lord Su, who was more afraid of the inside, was originally born as a Jinshi, and his political performance did not improve after coming to Qixia City as a county official, but he did not do the act of working hard and hurting money, and he had an excellent temper, and he looked like a smile all day long, coupled with a bloated figure with a fat head and big ears, Lord Su was like the Maitreya Buddha, and even the errand boys below sometimes laughed at it, and Lord Su just laughed at it, never regarded it as a thing, and became a gossip for the people of Qixia after tea and dinner for a while.But the Su clan was not happy, and gradually they were no longer satisfied with the internal yamen, but asked to directly replace the office of the Su County Order in the lobby.Su Xian Ling couldn't help but shake his head when he heard it, and he didn't agree, where has there been a reason for women to go to the lobby to try cases since ancient times?
Since the beginning of the ancient flood, there has only been the Tang Dynasty Empress Wu Zetian Bao Deng.If this Su clan went to the lobby to work instead of himself, wouldn't it be a joke if it was spread out?
If it reaches the ears of the Fengcha Yushi who travels all over the world, he will be punished with a crime of dereliction of duty and blasphemy of the emperor's grace!
At the worst, he will be exempted from being degraded and go home to continue farming, or he will be escorted to Beijing to be beheaded.At the beginning, Su County's order did not agree, and no matter how noisy the Su clan was, how to hang himself, his heart was like a rock, and his big ears were thrown straight away, and he never wavered at all.After arguing for a while, the miracle is that the Su family didn't know what method to use, so he asked Su Ziqi to obediently hand over the big seal, lie down in the courtyard of the back hall, and either drink tea and walk the birds all day long, or listen to opera and singing, so uncomfortable.The Su clan took the big seal of the Nasu County Order, sat down in the lobby, and the first order issued was to let the large and small Gongcao, Tuiguan, Zhubo, Shipeng, Shaofu and other errands in the Yali of Xiacheng County go home on vacation, and the monthly money was issued on time.Due to the lack of differences, all matters such as public security, civil affairs, rivers, markets, and criminal names were all handled by the Su family.In the Ming Dynasty, the imperial history had the right to hear about the news, and the imperial history was set up throughout the country to inspect the political achievements of officials in various places.The errands who were idle at home wanted to invite a patrol who was not far from Qixia and was in the sky.What is unexpected is that those errands just left Yingtian City with their front feet, and the back foot of the patrol royal history went out of the gate of Yingtian City, and fled all the way south to the direction of Yangzhou Mansion.When he sobered up, he couldn't help but secretly speculate, what was the origin of this Mrs.
Su, who could make the patrol wind and imperial history flee?
It's just that this time, no one can control Mrs.
Su anymore, Mrs.
Su holds the county official seal every day, sits in the court, deals with official affairs day and night, and faces the unfinished official affairs every day Mrs.
Su is still tireless, happy in it, no matter how big or small things have to be tried in the first instance, living like a county official, the people feel strange, I have always heard that the book says that the empress of the Tang Dynasty is the sky, and the singer says that the female concubine, as long as there is an example, it is a great wonder in the world, where have the people seen a woman sitting in the yamen, When the common people met the Su family, they all called the Su family the Su family's master, but they forgot about Su Yi and Su Ziqi, who lived in the back hall!
The strange thing that Binmanlou made a stewed Wang Bali suddenly could eat gold ingots came into the ears of the Su master, and Su couldn't help but be happy, thinking that it was a good omen from God, so he immediately gave an order and gave Binmanlou a big plaque, which also had four golden characters written on it.For a while, all kinds of happy events suddenly occurred frequently, and the shopkeeper couldn't close his mouth all day long, and he could be woken up by laughter when he slept at night.But who knows that the good times will not last long, blessings and misfortunes are relied on, and misfortunes and blessings are relied on, just a few days ago, a shocking event suddenly happened in the Binman Building!
On that day, a guest who had waited for a few days and nights to wait for a seat ordered a plate of stewed Wang Ba as usual, and then, as usual, ate a golden ingots from Wang Ba's stomach, which should have been peaceful, prayed to heaven and then left with the gold ingots, the guest bowed his head and ate a few bites, and was about to get up and leave, but at this moment, the ghost of the gold ingots that was originally carrying a good gold ingot fell to the ground and fell in half.The diner was stunned for a while, and then picked up the gold ingots that were split in half and looked at them, and couldn't help but be furious, where is the gold, it is obviously an ingots made of cassiterite!
The diner was ashamed and angry, and then he filed a complaint with the county office, accusing the diners of the building, pretending to be a ghost, and fooling the diners with cassia stone and pretending to be gold.Just when everyone wondered why the good gold suddenly turned into cassiterite, suddenly more and more guests came to the county office and sued the female county magistrate of the Su family, and the paper was instantly piled up with the Su family's office case.Su Shi couldn't help but be furious, and immediately shot a few of the officials who were present at the scene of the bloody dog, just gave Binmanlou a golden plaque of good fortune, suddenly felt that he had been greatly deceived, and immediately ordered the third class to catch the head with a group of people who came to the door of Binmanlou, and smashed the plaque given by Su in a rage, and those people who felt deceived also smashed the tables, chairs and benches in the restaurant to vent the anger in their hearts.Now, the shopkeeper of Binmanlou was depressed and unjustly died, the gold ingots were obviously not man-made, and even the big shopkeeper didn't know why it appeared in the Wang Bali ordered by the guests, and suddenly the gold turned into cassiterite, and the angry people smashed the restaurant in a rage, and suddenly met with great joy and sorrow, and the big shopkeeper whose heart was constantly beating was already overwhelmed, and fell ill in bed in a fit of anger, and he couldn't get up again.Mei'er was already stupid when she heard it, and it took a long time to wake up, and she said in shock: "There is such a miracle in the world?
First there was gold, and then it turned into a pile of stones.Oh, my God!
Even if it were me, I would think that it was your shopkeeper's bad intentions and deliberate deception. ”"Not really."
Xiao Er smiled bitterly and shook his head, glanced around nostalgically, and said: "This shop seems to be closing down, according to heard, the old man of the Su family is not prepared to end this matter to us peacefully, and the shopkeeper of our family is angry again, only the intake is not out, and he still can't get up, it seems that he can't hold on." ”The little second drank a glass of stuffy wine by himself, and when he saw Jiang Chuhan's stunned appearance, he couldn't help but say: "This guest officer, it seems that this shop is about to fall, alas, do you want to come to the pot of wine again?"
It won't be long before we can no longer drink our home-brewed Broadway. ”Seeing that Jiang Chuhan was still stunned, Xiao Er couldn't help but shake his head and sigh, and said, "That's it, it's rare to have a listener, and another pot of wine will be counted as what I invited you." ”After saying that, he stood up and sighed again, turned around and walked downstairs.Jiang Chuhan was still dazed, his mind was speeding rapidly, and the scenes seemed to appear in his mind one by one.After being stunned for a long time, Jiang Chuhan seemed to have regained his senses, and suddenly a sentence popped out from his mouth through gritted teeth: "It's so vicious!"
It's really vicious!
”Jiang Chuhan's brainless words startled his eyebrows, and seeing Jiang Chuhan's sneer, Mei'er cautiously asked, "Young Master!"
What do you say?
”