In the fifth chapter of the ghost slaying biography, forgetting his father and hatred became a poem that asked the official to do the anti-loss of family furniture: I am worried about the future day and night, and the gold and silver are afraid that they will not be hills.Nai Weng is not worried about his children, and the filial son can avenge his father.Bo has a divine wealth to take away, and fireworks are airdropped without a bottom banknote.I knew that it would become ice and snow today, and I should regret being a horse and a cow back then.The reason why this poem was written is only because he was alive and tried every possible way to earn money, and later his descendants would definitely be exhausted.Therefore, the ancients said well: If you are stingy with money, you will give birth to the son of a ruined family.These two sentences are the reason that it is not easy to be ironclad from ancient times to the present, but Sima Wengong can see it thoroughly and say: "The accumulation fund is left to the descendants, and the descendants may not be able to keep it."
Accumulate books for future generations, and children and grandchildren may not be able to read them.It is better to accumulate in the underworld, thinking that it is a long-term plan for future generations. ”If everyone learns from Sima Wengong, the world will no longer be dirty and careful.How can I learn less from Sima Wengong, and more from the dirty and careful, so naturally there are countless sons of the loser.How can I see the filthy ghost and the careful ghost, the family gave birth to a son, and they are all separated from Naiweng.Since the death of their father, they have learned from Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, who has a narrow Han family law, everything is luxurious, and with a bunch of friends who help idle, they either prostitute or gamble, and they are all gone.Although he got a lot of things, he also left two good names, the son of the filthy ghost is called the begging ghost, and the son of the careful ghost is called the bowl ghost.This is an approximation, and I will go into more detail below.But it was said that Zhong Kui saw that the ghost had changed into a turtle, and led the soldiers to go elsewhere.The beggar inquired that Zhong Kui had gone, and was happy to use it at home, but when he saw that the furnishings of the house were not satisfactory, he scolded his father: "I always look at wealth, I have no family assets, but I have no knowledge."
In life, if you can have a few days, why not wear him, eat him, and make him, it is also considered a person.Why does it only work, I died today, why didn't you take it with you, leaving these things behind to tire me.I'm also a talented person, how can I make him tired" When I was about to do it, I saw a matchmaker leading a descendant in, what did the descendant look like: a hat was round with the square, and two shoes were exposed in front of it.is full of glass, but I am afraid that the broken needle hook will be taken away.Covered in filth, I was still worried about the toilet bowl for changing manure.It can't be light, it can't be heavy, and it has been cultivated into a living treasure from a young age.I can't talk about literature, I can't talk about martial arts, and it's a rare thing to come to Dalai to cultivate.Exactly: it is said that the nails of the sea ship are wide, and the nails of the ship are pulled out of the holes.The beggar asked: "Where did this little guy come from?"
The matchmaker said: "There are few people in the house who heard it, and they brought him here."
His family was also a wealthy family at the beginning, but because he was pampered since he was a child, he did not study.After his father's death, he learned a skill, and he could drink, prostitution, and as for drilling dogs and jumping over walls, these were all his skills.It doesn't matter if it's east or west, it's delicious, delicious, and easy to wear.And the character is apologetic, and very restrained.A friend gave him a mixed name called the Collapsed Ghost.He is helpless now, he wants to be called by others, and he doesn't accept a few questions.Wen's house is now employed, so the master only needs to stay and ensure that everything is satisfied. ”The beggar ghost thought to himself, "I was waiting for someone here, and I came just in time." ”So he wrote a deed of dedication and rewarded the matchmaker with ten taels of silver, and the matchmaker went happily.The begging ghost said to the collapsed ghost: "The heat is scorching for days, so there is a good place to cool off." ”The collapsed ghost said: "It is not difficult for the uncle to take advantage of the coolness, ten miles away from here, there is a fast pavilion, the front of the pavilion is water, the water is full of lotus flowers, along the embankment are willows, there is no sun on the pavilion, and it is extremely clean.Sitting on it, Huang Pengqiao in his ears, and the lotus fragrance in front of him.The wind passes, the shampoo rolls, and when the sun comes, the willows sift gold.A good place to enjoy the shade, why don't you go to the "begging ghost:" Where it is, naturally you have to go."
It's just that I'm sitting there alone, and I don't have any taste, and you are my subordinate, so you can't accompany me. ”The collapsed ghost said: "There is a villain who knows each other, and he will be very good."
At that time, the villain who tended to worship liked it very much, and the villain gave him a number, called the low ghost.The uncle wants someone to accompany him, and this person calls him how to "beg the ghost" and said: "You call him quickly." ”When the collapsed ghost didn't go long, he really summoned the low-level ghost.I saw him: his face was full of spring breeze and harmony, he bent over and never dared to stretch, he leaned on his shoulders and looked at people before he spoke, and stared at the belly of the uncle with a pair of eyes.The body wants to be strong but it is like a needle, and the foot wants to walk but is afraid of stones.When I saw the wine, I didn't know my fate, and I was only worried about my stomach, so I didn't dare to go to the west, but to take pleasure.If you don't shelter from the wind, you are afraid of the rain, and you are not afraid of toil. persuaded the old man not to bring straw paper, he said: Don't worry, there are villains who can lick their cheeks, and they are afraid of grass and break it low.The low ghost came to the door and kowtowed to the ground.The beggar said, "Don't salute, please sit down." ”The low ghost humbled for a long time before sitting on the edge of the chair, and when he heard the ghost screaming, he quickly knelt down and said: "What does the uncle have to pay?"
In the future, you must not be so humble, as long as you accompany the uncle. ”The low ghost hurriedly said, "Uncle pays it." ”So a whole table of meals, all of which are delicacies from the mountains and seas, and the number of dragon liver and phoenix marrow.I hugged two jars of wine, rode a high-headed handsome horse, and a golden saddle of Yule, and came up to Kuaiya Pavilion.I saw that there was already a group of people drinking there on the Kuaizai Pavilion.Who are you talking about, it turned out that the son of a careful ghost was a bowl ghost, and he had two close friends, one called a deceitful ghost, and the other was called a lying ghost.Since the ghost died, his mind was the same as that of the ghost, and he was very resentful.His father didn't know how to be a man, so he changed the system of the day, and just gambled and drank every day for fun.Today, he is being used in this pavilion, and he begs the ghost to see it, and he is afraid that he will not share the hatred of the sky, and his heart is hesitant.Who thought that he would be magnanimous and not think about the old evils, so he hurriedly walked down the pavilion and said to the begging ghost: "The eldest brother also came here to make fun of the younger brother and has been guilty of asking for guilt for a long time, but I am afraid that the eldest brother will not allow it."
I am fortunate to be here today, and I am really out of expectation.I don't want to talk about the old dogs, but because they turn against them, I asked my brother to participate in the business. ”Let's go up to the pavilion.The begging ghost inevitably said a few affectionate clichés, and made a fuss with the crowd.They all asked each other for the trumpet, and the ghost who begged for the food and the ghost who asked for the bowl gave each other a table, and deceived the ghost and said: "I said that your two families have a table together, wouldn't it be lively." ”The low ghost said: "Wonderful, wonderful, my kid is left and right, and there is nothing inappropriate." ”Really two families sit together, begging ghosts to eat on the left, playing bowls on the right, deceiving ghosts, throwing lies to accompany ghosts, low ghosts to fight horizontally, and collapsed ghosts hold pots and pour wine.In the middle of drinking, I said that the ancestors were mean that day, and they didn't see the light of day, if we waited, I didn't know how to live hundreds of happy games on this pavilion.The trick ghost said: "Now these words are not out of topic, how pleasant the scenery in front of you is, the two masters just talk about him, our king is nineteen and drinks." ”So he poured a cup full of it, and offered it to the begging ghost, and told him to give orders.The begging ghost said: "Tell you the truth, although I can eat wine, I don't know what to order."
You can do it for me. ”The trickster and the bowl ghost are asked to say the same.Why do you say that it is only because his two families have never feasted guests, so neither of them has ever seen the order?
The trick ghost said: "Okay, I'll do it for the uncle." ”So he took the dice basin and said, "You have to recite a word of wind and snow, snow and moon, plum and willow, and if you read it wrong, you will be fined a big cup." ”Everyone asked for clarification, so that we could obey the command.The trickster took the dice and said, "You have to think about the moon, the spring breeze is everywhere."
The willows are swaying and the willows are green, and the flowers are full of Heyang County.The plum blossom smells ten miles, and the snowflakes flutter on the feast.If you read the wrong way and make a mistake, you will not be punished for a large cup. ”Throw it, but it's good.The trick ghost poured a full cup and handed it to the begging ghost.The begging ghost said: "Why is this?"
The ghost said: "The order is the villain who drinks for him, and the uncle eats." ”If the begging ghost eats it, he should ask for a bowl of ghosts and say: "Nan Wuye, this has killed the little brother, you say it again." ”The trickster had to say it again, and the bowl ghost also read two sentences wrong, and threw a four, and everyone poured it, and the bowl ghost was punished with a big cup.It's time to trick the ghost.The lying ghost said: "You have already thrown it, why did you throw it again" The trick ghost said: "This uncle's order, I just do it for the uncle."
I dare not obey the order," so he picked up the dice and threw a six, and the deceitful ghost naturally understood, raised his glass and toasted the begging ghost, and then a cup with the lying ghost.The lying ghost said: "Why is this?"
The deceitful ghost said: "The order is a snowflake fluttering on the feast, so I pounced on it." ”The low-level ghost said: "Why can't you pounce on me, just tell me to do it." ”The trickster rewarded him with a cup, and when he turned the cup, he should throw a second from the liar, and he poured it all over the table.Deceive ghosts, please punish a large vat.The lying ghost said: "I obey the order, how to punish me The order is a spring breeze everywhere, shouldn't everyone eat it?"
If you roll two points, you only pay tribute to two. ”The liar had to be punished, and the end should be as low as the ghost throw, and he was full of hope to throw a roll or a four, and eat a glass of wine.I didn't want to roll a three, so I had to pour it up and down, which was very sad.took advantage of the crowd's unpreparedness, and actually ate a pot of wine in one go.Let's say that everyone is eating refreshingly, and the red sun has sunk.The begging ghost said: "When we are happy, it is early and dusk, how can we have a good place, we can spend the night, everyone is happy all night." ”The ghost said: What's so difficult about this, it's not far from Liujin's mother's house, why don't we stay at his house. ”The bowl trickster said: "Who is Liu Jinniang, we can go." ”The trick ghost said: "Uncle don't know, this Liu Jinniang has two daughters, one is named the city, and the other is named the country.Why don't you get along, and come here in vain. ”The preceptor heard this.Unconsciously, he felt half numb, and said, "Let's go quickly." ”So the group left the Kuaizai Pavilion and hurried forward.When I walked for a short time, there was a big town in front of me, and I begged the ghost to say: "What is this place?"
”When everyone came to the village, they saw a big pit with a small single-plank bridge, and they begged the ghost and asked, "What is the reason for this?"
and "This is called the rich bridge, and there is always the meaning that the rich are allowed to come and see, and the rich are not allowed to come and see."
The two uncles are rich, just look at it. ”The two of them were full of joy.When he arrived at the door of Liujinniang's house, the trickster shouted: "Is Liu's mother at home?"
Liu Jinniang said: "The faces of all the old men are tight. ”The trick said: "It's our new friend, he both have a lot of money, and today he came to visit your house and two loves."
When the lucky star comes, you are still waiting so slowly. ”When Liu Jinniang heard this, she was happy to boil the water, and hurriedly let her go home and sit in the upper room.I saw that the arrangement was very neat, and his white-eyed god was enshrined on it, with a square table in the middle, eight lacquered chairs, ancient paintings of steel furnaces on both sides, and extremely sake.Everyone sat down in turn, and in a moment it was a dish of nut tea.Liu Jinniang hurriedly urged his two daughters to go in, and sure enough, they were beautiful, but they saw: the head of the black ginseng, the white thick face, the thin curved eyebrows, the pointed feet, and the straight body.The top is a lotus and fine Luo shirt, and the bottom is a water-white gauze skirt.The two of them had the same face and the same dress, just like a pair of fairies, and bowed upright to all the people, and the hearts of the ghosts and the ghosts who played bowls were full of itching, and there was no place to grasp them, and they couldn't take their eyes off it.The subordinate girl lifted the table of the eight immortals, begging ghosts, asking for bowls and ghosts still sitting, deceiving ghosts and lying ghosts still accompanying, the two sisters played horizontally, and the ghosts talked about the corner of the table.He also brought up a large plate and a big bowl, which was nothing more than J fish and fruits, seafood and vegetables.Here they were all guessing and drinking, and the fallen ghost sat down alone in the lower room.The liar ghost said: "Why don't the two sisters sing a song and persuade the two uncles to drink." ”The alluring city sang a yellow warbler and sang: "Wushan Dream is working, listen to the knock of a guest at the chaimen."
In front of the window, the pear blossoms are light, the mandarin ducks are temporarily thrown, and the spring is picky.When the feast does not hesitate to sing beautifully, and the head is frequently resolved, it is a young man. ”Sure enough, the words are good, and there is a sound around the beam.Everyone praised and said: "This virtuous sister is such a talent, such a wonderful sound, if it is not for the blessing of the two masters, how can it be endured" So it was called the national singing.The country continued to speak, and also sang a song: "If you are a young man, you can't keep throwing a headscarf, and your daughter often buys beautiful women and laughs."
The heart is soul labor, dreams are labor, and no one is allowed to know.Ask Er Cao, how much is the sorrow, so that you can go to the eyebrows. ”Everyone said: "Wonderful and fresh, and to the point, it's really difficult to be a virtuous sister." ”The ghost said: "It's hard for you to sing for the two of you, why don't you also sing a salute" The ghost said: "Don't worry, I have a jujube pole, sing with them." ”So he clapped his hands on the other side and sang: "Two enemies, I love your pretty figure, I love the way you dress up, and I love the natural beauty of the songs you sing."
One is like a warbler, and the other is like a swallow.After listening to your voice, I sang obediently. ”Laughed everyone, and sang in turn.The liar said, "I can't sing, just tell a joke."
Two brothers in a family, doing business together.The elder brother took a thousand taels of silver to the Nanjing Shopping Fair, and when he looked at a stunning sister, he went to prostitute and exhausted the 1,000 taels of silver, and he couldn't return to his hometown.The sister read the friendship, set up a hall with him, and enshrined him in it, only saying that he was a hairy god, and whenever a guest came to prostitution, he should be sacrificed first.And when his brother did not see him come home, he took a hundred denarii and went to his brother.I don't want to chase it, but I can't find it, but I find a sister, and I want to prostitute.Sister said: There is a god of hair in my family, who is very effective, but all guests must sacrifice him.So he packed up the offerings, and when he saw that it was his brother, he hurriedly jumped out and said, "Brother, how much silver do you take to prostitute his brother and say that it is one hundred taels, and his brother said: Go back quickly."
I got a thousand taels of silver and became a hairy god, and you got a hundred taels so I had to make a blanket. ”After that, he knelt on the ground and said, "The villain lost his words." ”The trick ghost said: "Don't worry about it, uncles, you just have to say." ”The liar said, "I still have a joke about prostitution." ”He also said: "An old man, although he is old, his love for spring is not diminished, and he still wants to prostitute."
Anyway, his penis is softer than the skin and can't be put into the furnace.So he devised a plan, and secretly swept the contempt of the hedge into it.The sister was stinging and said, "You just call me to come here, I don't like these helpers." ”Laugh at the ghosts.The low ghost said: "You have offended the two masters, and you will pull us into the water." ”The liar said: "Don't talk about me, and see how good you are to persuade the masters to drink." ”The low ghost said: "I will pay it with the two virtuous sisters, and I will do whatever I want." ”"I want you to learn to shout a donkey." ”The low-level ghost shouted twice, and said, "It's not beautiful, it's not beautiful, it's not beautiful, you want to kneel on the ground, just like a donkey and shout three times." ”The low ghost said: "What's so difficult about this" hurriedly knelt down and shouted three times, making everyone laugh.The low ghost is dedicated to a glass of wine to the city, and a cup is poured to the country."
You want me to eat your cup of wine, unless you kneel down on your head and call your mother, saying that I am willing to eat my son's cup of wine." ”The low ghost said: "You can't die." ”The real cup of wine knelt on the ground and shouted: "My dear mother-in-law, you have eaten this cup of wine for your son" The man smiled and said, "What a filial son." ”So he took it and ate it.The crowd said: "It's late at night, let's take a look." ”The two losers also hated to teach people to disperse at this time, so they pulled the trickster and walked to the door and said, "We are not good at this matter, and we still ask you to advise." ”The deceitful ghost said: "There is a great difficulty in this, as long as the money you give is decent." ”After the two of them received this great religion, they set up the ambition to spend money like dirt.And all the people went out to sleep, and the beggar took the hand of the city, and the bowl devil took the hand of the country, and each of them went into the bedroom.In the bedroom: the pear bed is from Liangguang, and the gold chest is from Suzhou and Hangzhou.Pink and willow green, with stacks of clothes on the hangers.Flower satin spring silk, kang bed top high increase quilt.The comb box depicts the scenery of the West Lake, and the homogenizing mirror creates the East China Sea crest.There is also a bottle of osmanthus oil fragrant, and there is also a red ayama S breath in the nose.Exactly: my sister was ugly and killed many gold sprinklers.The two of them had never seen such decorations and decorations, and their hearts were happy, just like Liu Chen and Ruan Zhao who strayed into the rooftop, and like Zhu Bajie who arrived in the Western Elysium, they didn't know how high they were at the moment, and they forgot their hometown when they looked down.Yahuan came to take off her boots, first rewarded five taels of silver, Yahuan knocked on the reward, and left happily.The two of them were more scheming than when they entered the D room that day.When these two sisters saw that the two of them were doing the same, they flattered them in every way, if it weren't for the fact that they didn't deserve to die in the book of life and death, they almost lost their lives.The ghost who begs for food and the ghost who asks for a bowl go into the bedroom without mentioning it.Let's say that this lying ghost, the deceitful ghost, and the low-level ghost said: "The two masters have gone into the bedroom, and you and I must be distracted to interpret the dream." ”The low ghost said: "I have done it."
I saw that those bones had not yet been gnawed, so I rubbed them again, one was not a pity for things, and the other was relieved of anxiety. ”So the low-level ghost gnawed on the bones.They said they didn't see the fallen ghost there.So in the back garden, there was a mud pit by the fish pond, because of the hot weather, he ate wine again, and he had a fever, and the collapsed ghost lay in the mud and couldn't get up.The liar ghost and the deceitful ghost said: "They have done something, how can you and I sleep Why don't you call Liu's mother and ask him where there is a casino, how about we go to the money" Then he called Liu Jinniang and asked.Liu Jinniang said: "There is a tempting street in the river bay here, and the people in the alley often open casinos, and the uncles want to go there." ”The liar said: "What a strange name, how to call it Wanren Pot" Liu Jinniang said: "Speaking of this name, there is a reason."
This person's surname is Ren, and he has not been doing justice since he was a child, gambling every day and getting rid of his family property.Later, he learned to build a broken house, and his house had only three rooms, but it was a hall and two houses.One wall is the daughter-in-law's house, and the other wall is a casino.His son was away from home again. ”The trick ghost said: "What are you doing outside" Liu Jinniang said: "Sell the goods." ”The trick said: "Will he be able to do it?"
Liu Jinniang said: "He is a guy who knows how to run, but he is just following others blindly."
And it came to pass in the middle of the night, that the crowd dispersed, and one of them did not go away.Wanren went out to relieve his hands, and when he came back, he slept with his daughter-in-law, so he made a fuss, alarmed his neighbors, and asked the root cause, and everyone said: Three watches in the middle of the night, leaving a light g at home, it was their own mistake.The dumb man eats cork, and the bitterness is in the stomach.The Wan people who said that the pot was ashamed and angry, and they threw themselves into the well and died.Everyone rushed to salvage it, and their clothes were wet into a water egg.Fortunately, he didn't die, stopped falling and broke his neck bone, and later grew into a pot.Because he lives in Hewan and is a pot, he is called Wanren Pot.Since then, he has torn his face and added such a deal. ”When they heard this, they were exceedingly glad, and went away with joy.After passing the tempting street trap alley, sure enough, there were three rooms, and the two of them went in.When the Wanren pot saw it, they were very happy.The two sat down and said: "We want to be stubborn for money, but there is a stubborn family" Before the words were finished, one person entered from the outside, but saw: the wind gourd hat was tilted on the head, and the double-pointed boots stepped on the heel.The wind gourd hat brain oil is half thick, and the double-pointed shoes are half a catty of dirt.The hand bottle strip dragged the ground, and the brown shirt was always happy.When walking, twist left and right, and try his best to pick and choose; When he speaks, he has sharp teeth and fast tongue, and he is aware of his ability.It's really fair when you play money, and it's not always red to lose a lot.I saw that his face was big and attractive, and he was really the ancestor who sold land.The trickster asked: "Who is this?"
Wanren said: "He lives next door to me, he has a good gambling temperament, and he is very fair, and he has made most of Wanguan's family property, and people give him a big name called Losing and Killing Ghosts." ”The liar said: "This is eighteen copper coins in two rows." ”Defeat and kill the ghost: "How to say this" The lying ghost said: "Long smell, long smell." ”The trick ghost said: "If you can't afford to play three people, it's good to have one more family." ”When the Wanren pot didn't go long, another one was called.This person's good life has been harmful.How to see it: cheeks like monkey gills, nose like an eagle's beak.His face was bloodless, but his ten fingers were like copper hooks.I'd rather be responsible for others than for others to bear me.The genius comes from Cao C, who not only eats his own r, but also sucks his marrow; The magic is subject to the fox spirit, a little conscience, and the Y Division has long been abandoned.Thousands of calculations, out of the mother's womb dare not to come to know the name and surname of this thing, all over the world are called picking ghosts.This is a person from the Wanren pot, who is called a ghost.This person is good at sitting on June Fourth.Sit down and play.Losing and killing ghosts lost one hundred and eighty strings in one night.Since then, the deceitful ghosts and the lying ghosts have accompanied the begging ghosts and playing the dishes and prostitutes during the day, and they have come here to gamble at night.After a few nights, the ghost lost the house, land, wife, and a pair of children.The four of them came here again in one night, and the ghost said, "We are going to pay on credit today." ”The trick ghost said: "Let's play money with customers, win or lose, let's not take credit." ”The killing ghost said: "My house has been sold, and there is a vegetable garden, in which I have no fruit."
If I lose, I will sell the garden tomorrow and pay off my debts. ”So the four families rose up again.Losing and killing ghosts have different temperaments, and when they win, they don't get up, and they don't play anymore, he pulls and plays, and he doesn't stop until he loses, so he loses a lot of credit.The lying ghost and the deceitful ghost whispered: "Look at the situation of losing and killing ghosts, there is money and us there, wait for my brother to throw a lie, and deceive the ghost's clothes, let's go." ”So he threw the lie ghost and pinched the ghost and said: "When I saw my brother's clothes, my brother had a friend visiting, how to borrow them to wear them" The ghost said: "Let's look at the half moon, why don't you borrow it" Lost and tricked the two ghosts took their clothes, deliberately drank some wine, and went before dawn.After a while, he came back in a panic and said: "I drank and made a mistake, and I lost my brother's clothes, what should I do?"
”The tricked ghost said: "Just accompany it, how much is it worth" The ghost secretly said: "It's not worth three taels," but said: "It's worth five taels." ”The liar said: "Let's get along, no matter him, you have to go to the eight taels of silver we won, and I should not win." ”The ghost said, "That's it." ”So the two ghosts went away.Regardless of whether you lose or kill ghosts, you have to pick it now.The ghost said: "I have a garden there, and I lost without fruit, so I won't be with it." ”The pinch ghost said angrily: "The fur and grass are all money. ”Then he took off all the clothes of the defeated ghost, even his pants.It was not enough to pinch the ghost, and the ghost was also angry when he killed the ghost: "There is nothing else, there is only one essence, you have to take it." ”The pinch ghost was furious: "Even the essence is also wanted." ”Seeing a razor on the windowsill, he held it in his hand, gritted his teeth, cut it down with a bang, and shouted: "I just lost a bare body today, and even the essence has fallen." ”I fainted and fell to the ground.The bluffing ghost ran away like a fly.As the ancient saying goes: "It is difficult for a person to die if he does not move."
It was empty for half an hour before he hummed.Wanren pot is helpless, and it is better to raise it for more than half a month.said: "I see you like this, you don't want money, you won't suffer, you won't suffer, we don't have a person here to beat the drum and ring the bell in the temple, you go there to ring the bell." ”There was no choice but to kill the ghosts, and he went to the temple to beat the iron.This is exactly what it is: the wives who only lost the premises were sold out, and they ended up with a naked beard.Let's say that the ghost of begging for food and the ghost of asking for bowls have lived in Liujinniang's house for more than half a month.Most of the furniture of the two ghosts has gone.On that day, a father-in-law suddenly came, followed by many family members, who was the son of Uncle Jia of this mansion.The trickster pulled the two of them, and the same people slipped out and said, "He's coming, we can't save it, let's go." ”The two had no choice but to go back.The begging ghost left everyone behind, sat down at home, and was not angry in his heart, and said to the ghost who wanted a bowl: "They are such forces as officials, we have no sad future, if I have a future, I will have to sit there with him at this time."
Even if we give it to him, we won't go back without dignity. ”The bowl trickster sighed and remained silent.The trick ghost took the opportunity to say: "It's not difficult for the uncles to have a future, take a few thousand taels of silver, the villain will serve, go to Chang'an for the uncles, and say that they want a future, just like his son and father, it is easy to be a prefect of Huangtang."
At that time, being an official, earning hundreds of thousands of taels to come home, prostituting if you want, gambling if you want, who dares to say a word" to the bowl ghost said: "Is it so easy to be an official?"
The lying ghost continued: "What's so difficult about this Now in the court, it is Li Linfu who is the prime minister, and he is extremely greedy for bribes."
As long as you vote under him, there will be officials to do at the moment.I'm afraid that the uncles can't give up the money.When you give up, the villain will help me to go, and this official must be appropriate. ”At this moment, the two people who said it got up and said: "I don't know how much silver I want when I see it" deceived the ghost and the panicked ghost, and the lie was silent, and the deception deliberately planned for a while, and then snorted, and said: "The two uncles want to be officials, and they have to make up thousands of gold, and it will not help if they are less." ”The beggar pulled out the ghost who asked for a bowl, discussed it behind his back for a while, came in and settled the deceitful ghost and the lying ghost, and handed over the ghost to sit with him, and the two of them made up the money.Gai is anxious to be an official, so he wants to start the journey on the same day.Let's say that there are two of them, each of them has a family fortune, because when he was in Liujin's mother's house, he had to be decent in front of him, and the gambling account he lost was taken by someone without waiting to go home, and he was sent home by everyone.At this time, the five thousand taels of silver were poured out.So he sealed the silver with a loaf of bread, and sent people to hire animals, pretending to be packs, and waiting for the deceitful ghosts and the liars to drink and eat, and set out on a thousand instructions.The two of them acted like officials, walked and swaggered, and when they spoke, the elder brother and the younger brother were young, thinking that a gauze hat was just around the corner.I didn't want to wait three or four months, and I didn't hear from him.There was no money in the house, and everything gradually became depressed.One day, when I was wondering, the ghost who threw a lie came, but the ghost who was playing a bowl was also begging for the ghost's house, and the two were busy asking.The lying ghost said: "Who wants to do something unlucky, just met Zhu Zhu in trouble, let's discuss and go home to get around."
Don't bump into the thieves on the road, rob the silver, and call the deceitful ghost to kill, but the villain escapes with his life and comes back.When we meet today, we are truly reincarnated. ”When these two losers heard this, they screamed angrily, blood came out of their mouths, and they fell to the ground, unconscious.The liar jumped up and walked away with a puff of smoke.You said that he went there, and it turned out that he had made a trap with the deceitful ghost, and he had gone more than two distances with the silver camel, and he had found no one of his feet, and he sent him away and hired another mule, and then he went to Nanking by another route.But there was news of Zhu Jun's rebellion, and they didn't dare to leave, so they stayed in the shop.At this time, he could leave, and although he came back to settle down in his small family, he had to throw such a big lie before the two defeated, but he still rushed to divide the money with the deceitful ghost, and went south to do business.These two losers died for a long time, and when they woke up, they had no place to go evil, but they collapsed and the ghost came in and said: "There is no rice to cook at home, take a small amount of money, and the small one will go to the flower." ”The begging ghost said: "The money is there, this rice can't be made." ”The collapsed ghost said: "I don't have money to buy rice, should I be hungry" The begging ghost was angry on his head, and when he saw him say these two words, he picked up G and hit his head.Unexpectedly, the collapsed ghost was killed.The bowl ghost said: "Left and right, you have lost your life, what should you do" The begging ghost was stunned for a while, and said: "Fortunately, the low-level ghost saw that we were poor, and he went to other places to low-reach."
If you see it while you are there, you will not be able to hide it.Now my two brothers are discussing a solution. ”The ghost who asked for a bowl thought for a while: "I only said that he died of cholera, and I bought a thin-skinned coffin with him and put it on, and there was no owner, only the ears and eyes of the neighbors." ”The begging ghost said: "I have the money to buy a coffin at this time, so I have to roll it with a mat." ”The bowl trickster said, "Not good."
It's not good to show this injured head on the mat roll.Why don't we carry him to the collapsed dry well in the back garden, and hand him over to collapse.When asked, they only said that he had fled. ”So he did what he planned.The officials focused on the whereabouts of the fallen ghost.Besides, these two losers are poor day by day, and they have sold their houses, and the begging ghost has just dropped a g, and the bowl ghost has dropped a bowl, and the two sighed: "It's better to leave these two things behind, otherwise we won't lose our footing" So the beggar ghost mentioned g, and the bowl ghost took the bowl, and then started the business.One day I was begging for food in the street, and I screamed behind me.When the two looked back, the son of the anxious ghost was named the street ghost, and the begging ghost asked: "Why does my brother also do this business?"
The younger brother is helpless, learn this ability, and the Tao is also leisurely.The two of them are convenient, why don't you see them for more than half a year, it's like this" The two said: "Don't mention it." ”Because he told the past again, he said: "We are friends in trouble, and we are fathers and sons, so we are more and more married, so we can support each other." ”said speculation, so they went to the land temple together, kowtowed a few heads, and worshiped the brothers and really loved each other, eating together during the day, and sleeping together at night, so that it was not like the compatriots and brothers who participated in the business.I sat in the temple of the king all day, and suddenly a person said in a panic: "Quickly hide, Zhong Kui is here again." ”The three of them were taken aback and said, "He has been gone for many days, why is he here again today?"
went to the real mountain, there was a fake ghost, his skills were very good, he acted like chasing the wind and catching shadows, his words covered the sky and the earth, and he fought a few battles with Zhong Kui, and was beheaded by Zhong Kui.After slashing back, he encountered a low-level ghost on the way.didn't want this low-level ghost to be very bad, Zhong Kui grabbed him, he bluffed and talked nonsense, and actually recruited the three of them.Zhong Kui punished him with the Y soldiers to suck and lick hemorrhoids, and now he is looking for three more.I'm a ghost, and I'm here to tell the news. ”That's it.When the three of them were doubting, they only heard the horn and surrounded the Dawang Temple.The street ghost said: "I have no choice but to fight against him."
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I'm shouting here, you two go into battle. ”At that time, the beggar took the dog and pounced on him.Zhong Kui shouted, like a landslide, frightened the begging ghost bones and soft joints, lost G, and ran back.Zhong Kui rushed over, caught the bowl ghost, raised the bowl and chopped Zhong Kui, hoping to kill a bowl, and was beaten to death by Zhong Kui's sword, but the law made a loud noise and smashed the bowl.The bowl ghost said: "That's it, that's it, I beat the guy who eats, and I don't surrender, but when" So the three of them knelt down together and complained: "The little ones were originally good sons, but because they didn't keep their duties, they became poor, and they had no choice but to do only physiology, and they called people to call some ghosts, hoping that the old man would spare his life, and the little ones were reluctant to do such ghosts." ”Zhong Kui said: "If you don't keep your duty, you are a bandit, what do you want" The three of them lamented again: "It's not all about the small ones, it's just because the grandfathers are miserly, anxious, dirty, and careful, so they accumulate the small ones, don't the old man hear that miserliness will give birth to the son of a loser, and the anxious things are not prosperous" Zhong Kui laughed and said: "According to you, it is reasonable, but it is not the common law to be idle." ”So each of them was given forty grams to quit the future.And he gave each of them a hundred pennies to pity the poor.When the three of them saw that Zhong Kui's rewards and punishments were clear, they were convinced and changed their ways.This is exactly what it is: after spending all his family resources, Ah Weng has made a thousand years in vain.Learn to beg for food, and make a hundred dollars for a good child.To know what happened next, and look at the next volume to break down.，，； mobile phone reading,