Seventh

In the seventh chapter of the legend of slaying ghosts, the two of Fangbo rewarded the bright moon and offered wine, and the five ghosts set up the alarm clock Kui Shi and said: Mo Xiao and Mo are talented, and both are abolished saints.Pedantry may not help fame and teaching, and talented people can still cause trouble.Lustful people don't meet people on the wall, and greedy ghosts under the forest come away.Please look at Zhong Nanlao, only to get lost.Press Fuqu to lead the Y soldiers to the east, don't mention it.Just say that the temperament of the merry ghost is smart, the talent is chic, and he can also chant poetry, and he can also be endowed, although he can't make a chapter in seven steps, and he doesn't scratch his ears and cheeks, and he is merry and melancholy, so he is famous all over the world.Therefore, the clever ghost left the shameless mountain to vote for him, and when he saw it, he called him a brother.One day is the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, the Oriental sea pushes up a bright moon, the light is very lovely, the merry ghost said: "Tonight the moon depends on the people, why don't we invite the rotten ghost to enjoy the moon with him" The clever ghost said: "Although the moon is good, Nai He is not a person who admires the moon, I am afraid that he will have a negative clear light." ”The merry ghost said: "Otherwise, you and I are drinking together, and we seem to be unfounded, so why not invite him to make fun of him as a plaything?"

The rotten ghost made a fuss and asked the merry ghost: "The little brother is studying, and Sheng is calling the little brother."

I came by car, I don't know what my brother has to say" The merry ghost said: "The little brother saw that the moonlight was very good, so he invited my brother to play with him." ”The rotten ghost said: "My brother has been poor, the ancients have to study in the snow, isn't it a pity that time is the essence of the moon and Y, what can be played, that day can also be played, why don't my brother bring a pot of wine, and play with the red sun.That is, the thief, not to live up to the time, and the old boy who has not achieved the fame of my generation is born", the merry ghost who said the words was unpleasant, and said: "My brother has not seen him for a few days, and he has become more and more corrupt to this point."

In the world, flowers and moons cannot be missed.The ancients traveled at night with candles, and stopped at this ear.Brother didn't hear about the night of Emperor Tang Ming's Shangyuan, followed Luo Gongyuan into the Moon Palace, and saw Xian'e dancing under the laurel tree, which has been passed down as a beautiful talk so far.Although we are not as good as the Ming Emperor, we must not live up to Chang'e's good intentions, how restrained my brother is. ”The rotten ghost laughed and said, "This is ridiculous and cannot be overstated.The Mean Cloud: The sun, moon and stars are in the sky.This month is like a crystal ball tied to the air, where there are Chang'e and even fairies, but the literati make a pen and make this rootless talk.Therefore, Mencius Yun: It is better to have no book than to have a book. ”The merry ghost said: "According to my brother, the moon is tied to the sky.I don't know if it's still a hemp rope, or an iron rope, where it's tied and who pulls it, please tell me in detail. ”The rotten ghost said: "Brother, why don't you understand it, there is no knot in the sky, that female snail clan refining stone to make up for the sky, but where to make up for it, it seems that there must be someone in the sky, how can it not be bound." ”The merry ghost saw that he was full of sour and rotten, and wanted to confess to him, so the clever ghost pinched it, and the meaning of the merry ghost would not speak, so that the rotten ghost ate a few glasses of wine and returned in a daze.Unexpectedly, not long after returning home, a large sore appeared on his head, and pus and blood flowed together, flowing into a deep cave.When I asked the doctor to see it, the doctor said, "People are terrible and useless." ”Sure enough, from then on, Fu Wei is still feasting, and this statement has not been mentioned.Besides, the merry ghost sent the rotten ghost away, and said to the clever ghost: "What a rotten thing, but it has reduced our interest." ”The clever ghost said: "He shouldn't be invited, this person only needs to be tied to the high pavilion, how can he share the wind and moon with him." ”The merry ghost said: "Let's not, take advantage of this moonlight to take a leisurely walk, how" The clever ghost said: "Excellent." ”So the two of them went out hand in hand, and swam a few streets and alleys, only to see a white wall, half of a small door half-hidden and half-open, but a garden, very elegant, silent.The two of them looked itchy and slowly entered the door.Weeping willow under the bay of clear water, a small bridge on the water, the bridge to cross, is the tea weed stand, the peony column dry, the wooden fragrance pavilion.A Taihu Lake stone in the depths of the green shade, the two sit on the side of the stone, facing the moonlight, look at the shadow of the flower branches, the pavilion is weeping poplars, when it is refreshing, only listen to the sound of "ah", when the two look up, a tall building in the heavy wall, the window lattice on the upper floor, a woman appears.As the saying goes: The more coquettish the beauty looks under the moon, the more charming the woman seems to be, and the woman seems to be unspeakable, sad or not sad.When the merry ghost saw it, he had already flown upstairs in a daze.The clever ghost said: "Looking at this woman's attitude, she is definitely not a decent person.My brother is a great talent, why not chant a song to impress him" The merry ghost really chanted: "The wind is slight, the moon is high in the sky, and the stone side is endless."

I think Chang'e is lonely and lonely, waiting for leisure to steal out of Guanghan Guan. ”The woman listened to someone chanting poetry, looked down, and saw that the merry ghost had a chic appearance, elegant demeanor, and was very cute, and she had a wish to fly in her heart.Just because he was in the way of the clever ghost beside him, it was not good to pay him poetry, so he had to smile and cover the window.The merry ghost is already flying around, and he can't wait to have two wings and fly beside the woman.The clever ghost said: "Let's go back, if someone comes, it is not appropriate to be stable." ”The merry ghost had no choice but to bow his head and slowly return.That night, I slept on the bed and pounded the pillow, tossing and turning, how to sleep, so I wrote another poem: "The lonely garden is shady, and the wall of the building is slanted."

The cool breeze at night breaks the dream, and the clouds are quiet and the moon moves flowers.The soul is far away from Wushan, and the love leaks credit at all times.That's a lonely goose, a scoundrel to the window screen. ”When he got up the next day, he had cold and hot flashes, which caused the disease of the wood side sun and the heart of the field.The clever ghost said: "Why does my brother think that it was because of the wind last night, if not, take some medicine and sweat." ”The Merry Ghost sighed: "My illness cannot be cured.If you want to be good, unless the beauty filled the doctor last night, pulled out the evil fire, and nourished the true Y, it will be calmed. ”The clever ghost smiled: "In this way, my brother has actually harmed Acacia." ”The merry ghost said: "Then wait for a beauty, lovesickness can not harm" The clever ghost said: "My brother is only afraid of air damage in this disease, I don't know his name, and I don't know his behavior, although my brother admires him so much, how can this affection let him know" The merry ghost said: "I also know that it is useless, but this love will not be released."

If the marriage is not divided, the brother should ask me to be in the dry fish. ”After that, I choked and wanted to cry.The clever ghost said: "If I don't think about this matter with him, if I really want to die, won't I live up to his feelings for me." ”So he thought for a while and said, "Why don't you write a letter and prepare a grievance, and my brother will send it to that beauty, or he will pity you and marry you." ”The merry ghost said: "People say that you are clever, how can you be so reckless, we are not relatives, how to send this book, won't it cause trouble" clever ghost said; "I have my own law, and I must do this, not only not to give him our names, but also to show that we are sending books.As long as the beauty gets the book, either intentionally or unintentionally, she naturally understands, why cause trouble and disaster and I saw the scene last night, it also means love and admiration, there will be good news here, you just have to rest assured to write the book. ”The merry ghost was overjoyed and said: "My brother is really smart, and the so-called name lives up to his name." ”So happily picked up the pen, unfolded the flower paper, grinded up the thick ink, and wrote: "Last night in the garden step moon, the reason is chic, dare to say that the Guanghan Palace saw the face of the beauty pity me, both blue eyes, after a smile, how can he de, love me so far, people are also married before the Dingye since the longing, the amount of the cup, the red pin face, hatred fills the heart, annoyed eyebrows.I have no intention of cultivating the scriptures in the history of the mattress, and I intend to make the moon in the wind.The clouds are heavy, turning into a knot in the chest, and the sound of the wind is sassy, all of which turn into a long cry in the mouth.However, those who pity me last night are also those who harm me today.Woo, the rooftop flowers are good, and Ruan Lang has nothing to do.Wuxia is deep in the clouds, and Song Yu is affectionate and empty.The consumption of God, the injury is like how to beg for the micro body, first aid and thin life.Under the moon in the west chamber, there is little fun for Zhang Lang.On the side of the Yinhan Bridge, the ripe evening is in the Weaver Girl.I look forward to the echo and comfort my thirst.And the poem before presenting, this Xi Yuyin and me. ”Merry ghosts write books and poems, and pay for clever ghosts.The clever ghost bought a lot of green flowers, disguised himself as a merchant, and walked to the garden gate according to the old way.Shaking and calling Jiao'e, from east to west, west to east, and to and fro.The beauty came upstairs and called Mei Xiang into the garden gate to buy emerald flowers.Clever ghosts are invincible.Mei Xiang said: "There are good big emerald flowers, bring them to Miss I want to buy." ”The clever ghost said: "Yes, yes, yes." ”So he wrapped the schoolbook in the green flower and handed it to Mei Xiang.Mei Xiang took it upstairs, and the young lady unfolded the bag, and saw that it was a flower note with words, but when she looked closely, it was a love letter, followed by the first quatrain, and she knew that it was the person last night.This woman originally had intentions, and when she saw that the words written here were reasonable, she was in tears, so she said to Mei Xiang: "I am suddenly thirsty, you can cook a cup of tea." ”The plum fragrance is gone.The upper room on this floor is full of four treasures, and the furnishings are cheap, so I hurriedly took the flower note, wrote it into a book, and followed the rhyme and a poem in the back.Just finished writing, Mei Xiang cooked tea, the woman was busy hiding the original book, wrapped the back school with cuihua, so that Mei Xiang sent it to the merchant and said, "The pattern is not good, and there is a good one." ”The clever ghost took a look at it, dropped the bag, knew that it was a book, was full of joy, and said: "The pattern is not good, when it is good, just send it with the young lady." ”So he carried the flower box and returned happily.When he entered the door, he shouted, "Congratulations, brother." ”The merry ghost was in a state of sorrow, and when he heard the word congratulations, his spirit was half grown, and he hurriedly asked: "I think it's something interesting" The clever ghost said: "Yes, yes." ”He smiled and took out the book and said, "It's not a congratulation thing. ”The two of them took a closer look, and it was written: "The concubine is lonely and guards the boudoir, and she has been in spring every year, and she has not been dazzled for a long time."

Unexpectedly, the household on the rooftop is not shouldered, so that I Liu Lang goes straight in.Looking forward to it, I recognized my long-cherished marriage.Inherit the oracle, know the king's thoughts and concubines.The bright moon deliberately enters the window, who is separated by it; The white clouds come out unintentionally, and the wind leads them.That is, by the love of marriage, I am willing to make an alliance of mountains and seas.Jiajun loves talent, Lang Jun is good at looking for opportunities, sure enough, the embroidery household is connected to the Qihu, since the Er's study building can be connected to the makeup building, fortunately, the door of the Er's house is closed, and the spring color is why it comes in.Sincerely.Outside according to the original rhyme, and seek the axe: the leisure is empty, and the garden will occasionally turn poor.I hope that the sky will harvest the mist, and the concubine will come out of the cold official. ”The words of the two of them after reading the book are nothing more than Naiweng's wish that the merry ghost will move to the garden, so that they can meet each other.The merry ghost said: "I know who Nai Weng's surname is, how to make him happy" The clever ghost said: "What's so difficult about this."

We don't know whose house it is, but now we only need to ask left and right to know that the owner of the garden is undoubtedly his own.He said in the book that he loves talent, and naturally he is not a rotten ghost who can't get dead goods behind closed doors, but must be a master who asks willows to find flowers and travel to the mountains and scenery.I listened to where he went to enjoy it, so I greeted him personally, with my brother's talent, I am worried that he does not love" The merry ghost said: "The whole brother is thoughtful, and the foolish brother does not dare to forget his virtue." ”When the clever ghost didn't go long, he replied, "I visited."

This garden turned out to be the squire Yin Jin's family, and the beauty was his daughter.But I don't know when he will go out or when he will visit, so I have to inquire from time to time, and if I have a letter, I will come to tell my brother. ”I don't want to be coincidental, just one day later, a clever ghost came to report: "That Squire Yin is going to the East Garden to enjoy the chrysanthemums today, the East Garden is in a secluded place, although the place is embarrassed, the chrysanthemums are blooming luxuriantly."

The younger brother pretended to be a scholar and went there to pretend to be reading and waiting for him. ”So the two of them came to the East Garden first.Sure enough, that day, Yin Jin rode a black mule in the afternoon, followed by two children, carrying a small box and a few bottles of wine, and walked into the garden.Seeing that the merry ghost was holding a book to read, and the characters were handsome, Yin Jin already liked it a little, so he raised his hand and said: "Brother, are you studying here, although there are chrysanthemums here, the place is actually embarrassing." ”The merry ghost said: "It's just to avoid customs." ”Yin Jin chose a clean place to sit down, and his eyes were only concerned about the merry ghost.The clever ghost brought a fan and said to the merry ghost: "Ask the prime minister to draw with me." ”The merry ghost said: "What do you draw" The clever ghost said: "Just draw chrysanthemums." ”The merry ghost unfolded the fan, drew it with a few strokes, and handed it to the clever ghost.Yin Jin said: "Borrow a look." ”The clever ghost hurriedly served, Yin Jin took it in his hand, and saw that the old cadre of the painting was sparse, not like an ordinary craftsman, he was full of joy, and said: "Wang Wei can't reach it." ”The clever ghost took it again and said to the merry ghost: "Now that it has been painted, it is good to write another poem." ”The merry ghost relied on his talent, did not hurry, and wrote the side of the fan.Yin Jin saw him flying with his pen, and without thinking, he walked over and continued, and read aloud: "Qunfang is backward and unique, and he is chic and different from the scholars.The chimney painting is self-titled and self-appreciating, and the blue eyes are always on the yellow flower. ”Yin Jin praised it: "There are paintings in Wang Maha's poems, and there are poems in the paintings, and he is a man in ancient and modern times, and it can be said that there is such a person in the world." ”So I asked for my name and invited me to enjoy the chrysanthemums in one place.Yin Jin said: "The old man has a small garden, he feels quite elegant, he does not give up, he moved over there to study early, and the old man also receives the lessons day and night." ”The merry ghost hurriedly complimented: "The old gentleman sees love, but I'm afraid it will be inconvenient." ”Yin Jin said: "Speaking there, we just know each other in Wenmo, so why not see the outside." ”The merry ghost thanked and sat down, Yin Jin asked some ancient and modern deeds, and the merry ghost replied like a stream, overjoyed.The sun is setting in the mountains, and they are scattered back to their homes.Yin Jin told him the rest of the story, first rode a mule, and then the merry ghost and the clever ghost returned happily.When I got up the next morning, I was dressed in fresh clothes and hats, and I wrote a late post, and I came to the garden.Yin Jin was overjoyed, so he waited for tea.After tea, the banquet was set up in three pavilions.made a study, how can this merry ghost have the heart to study, walking around the wall every day.One day, I walked to the stone bank of Taihu Lake, picked up a sweat towel, and when I shook it open, there was a quatrain written on it: "Since the waist of the king of Chu has been thin, I hope that people will become more and more lonely."

Tonight, the bright moon will be for a while, and the Mojiao autumn water overflows the blue bridge. ”The merry ghost was like a living treasure, and hurriedly hid it in his sleeve, looking forward to the golden wuxi falling, the jade rabbit rising eastward, and seeing the dusk, the golden noise of the birds, the shadows of the flower branches, and the woman in the shade of the willows.The merry ghost saw it from afar, overjoyed, and was about to come forward to greet him, who wanted to do good things and grind, and suddenly a soap li broke into the garden and said: "Xianggong is really here, the lord has something urgent to say, please go immediately." ”And when the woman saw someone coming, she flashed into the corner gate.The merry ghost said to Soap Li: "I'm a little unhappy, let's go tomorrow morning." ”Soap Li said: "The minister can't do it, the master will definitely be invited, I don't dare to go back." ”The merry ghost had no choice but to follow the soap to see the county Yin, and said: "What does the old man teach the child?"

The county Yin said: "There is a Lord Zhong, who saw your poems, and was happy in his heart, and he wanted to meet you today, but he could come with me to the garden." ”The merry ghost arrived in the garden and paid homage to Zhong Kui, and the county Yin said: "Sit next to you." ”Zhong Kui saw that he behaved elegantly, but he also liked it, just because his ghost name was worn in the book, he was a little unhappy, but he didn't cut his heart yet.The county Yin stood up and said to the merry ghost: "You sit with Lord Zhong, I have something to do, and I will come when I finish it." ”Say goodbye and resign.Zhong Kui talked about some poems with the merry ghost, and although the merry ghost was absent-minded, he had to reluctantly answer.Zhong Kui also talked about his poems, saying: "The talent is very good, but it is only a little light, and it is not the poet's purpose of loyalty and peace."

Now I want to ask for a chapter, I don't know if I am willing to spare gold and jade" The merry ghost said: "The boss will pay, dare not die."

I don't know what the title is" Zhong Kui thought for a while and said, "Just take my beard as the theme." ”The merry ghost was full of sins, so he took advantage of this to fall, and immediately said in unison: What is so strange about the king, not like Hu Yang, but like who throws jade dew on his chest when the rain comes, and the wind is full of dancing flowers and branches.It is necessary to divide the high and the low, and if you talk about the thick and the much, how can you let the eyebrows.The fist is not afraid to the cheeks, but he covers the skin on both sides.Zhong Kui was furious when he heard this, and said: "Little Yansheng, how dare you say something to ridicule" When he lifted the sword, he was about to punish him, and the merry ghost retreated in a hurry.Zhong Kui then rushed to the peony flower, and suddenly disappeared.Zhong Kui searched left and right, but there was no trace, and he was surprised: "Could it be that if you go into the ground, then you are really a ghost." ”So he ordered someone to dig it, and sure enough, he dug up a coffin, and on the head of the coffin was written "Weiyang Shenglingshu".Zhong Kui said: "It's strange that he behaves frivolously, it turns out that this person has been incarnated." ”There is no question here, and the county Yin is also shocked when he hears it.Let's say that the merry ghost who listened to the clever ghost died in the county government, cried a lot, and said: "I saw to the sun that the king was incompetent, and the salivating ghost was not good, so I came to him, thinking that I had a place to support myself."

Unexpectedly, he was killed by Zhong Kui again, and I will avenge him. ”So he started the career of recruiting heroes.Within a day or two, he invited four friends to come, one was called a light ghost, who was born with a frivolous body and untruthful words, and it was best to be obedient and clever, and the other was called a flirtatious ghost, who was extremely capable of being on the wall, climbing trees and mountains, just like a monkey; One is called a stilt ghost, and the other is called a material ghost, and they are both people who flirt with bees and scorpions, blow and pinch down.Even himself made up a total of five ghosts.The clever ghost asked him four ways: "Do you know the reason why the ghost and the lying ghost died?"

and the four said: "Just because he two pinched and lied, he was beheaded by Zhong Kui." ”The clever ghost shook his head and said, "No, no."

It's because there is a ghost word on their honorific name, so they came to kill him.This Zhong Kui is a single-minded ghost slayer.Unfortunately, we all have a ghost name, aren't we all among the beheadings" The ghost was shocked: "We can escape." ”The clever ghost said: "No, if we run away like this, won't it be a joke that I inquired about that Sima and the general were not by his side, and the county Yin went to mourn with the squire of Nayin today."

After the mourning, I have to go to the city gate to have any things to do, and I can come back after the second and third watches.Zhong Kui sat alone in the room, and we dressed up as county officials to fool him. ”Flirting with Qiao Ghost said: "Squire Yin's family has a funeral, and the county Yin is going to hang" The clever ghost said: "Do you know, just because my friend has an appointment with his young lady, the young lady listened to the death of my friend in the county government, and he died of depression, so the county Yin went to hang." ”The ghost said: "That Zhong Kui, instead of fooling him, let's kill him, wouldn't it be forever troubled" The clever ghost said: "This can't be done."

If we kill him, how can he have a break with us when his Sima and the general come back, we can only drunk him with wine, steal the sword and take off the boot, so that he cannot walk barefoot, and cannot kill ghosts empty-handed. ”So he bought a jar of good chrysanthemum wine, and the five of them pretended to be officials and came to the garden.Zhong Kui was sitting under the pine tree, and when he saw them coming in, he asked, "What are you doing?"

”Zhong Kui said: "This kind of life is subject to you. ”So the wine was served in a large cup of lotus leaves, singing, dancing, laughing, dancing, and drunken.The clever ghost said: "The old man is too drunk, take off his boots and cool his feet, how" Zhong Kui stretched out his feet, and the ghost and the ghost took off one by one.The ghost stole the sword, and the light ghost stole the wat board, and teased the ghost up the tree, and stretched out his foot with the branch in his hand, and hooked the gauze hat off.The old man Zhong took off his scarf and exposed his top, and he was bare and bold, and he was not even good, so he passed down the story of the five ghosts and the alarm clock.The ghost and the ghost took a boot and walked out, but saw Fuqu leading the troops back.When the ghost sees it, he is bluffing and fling.After all, it was a clever ghost who had some insight, and said, "Don't be in a hurry, follow me." ”So he deliberately walked towards Fu Qu, Fu Qu recognized Zhong Kui's crooked head soap boots, and shouted: "This is Master Zhong's boots, where do you take them" The clever ghost said unhurriedly: "Master Meng Zhong punished the ghost and eliminated the harm with the place, and the people felt it, and now they have built an ancestral hall with Master Zhong."

I am afraid that the old man will drive in the morning and evening, and take off his boots to worship the little ones to leave a legacy of love. ”Fu Qu listened to it and thought: "Although the words are well-founded, the matter is suspicious. ”Said: "Don't go, follow me to the garden to see Master Zhong, and then go." ”The ghost was shocked when he heard this, and the clever ghost was about to support me, but the ghost was already panicking and fled.Fuqu was furious, and ordered the Y soldiers to take it together and ask them to come into the garden.I saw that the ghost was holding a sword, dancing left and right, Fuqu shouted, and the ghost ran away when he lost it, and Fuqu caught up and slashed it with a knife.The bluffing ghost held up the wat board, and just kowtowed and begged for his life.Fuqu's hand rises and falls, and it is swung into two sections.even walked in front of Zhong Kui, but he was drunk, stumbling and shaking his head, and he didn't wake up.Fuqu was furious, chopped the ghost into two, and the clever ghost took out his heart and liver, and only then did he and Zhong Kui put on their boots and buckle the belt, but they didn't see the soft-winged yarn hat.When he was searching around, Hao Chengyuan also came.asked why, Fuqu said that he was prepared, but he didn't see the yarn hat.Xianyuan looked around and said, "If you want to find a yarn hat, it is mostly on the pine tree." ”As soon as he heard this, he started to fight, shaking the leaves loudly, and Fuqu looked up and saw that the ghost was wearing a gauze hat and trembling on the tree.Fuqu held the carved bow in his hand, and an arrow was about to come down, and he took the yarn hat and put it on Zhong Kui, and the flirtatious ghost was already dead.At this time, Zhong Kui just woke up, and the two gods said the appropriate situation, and Zhong Kui was embarrassed.Exactly: the five ghosts in the back garden tease the shaking-headed man, and the two gods tidy up the barefoot people under the long pine tree.You have to know how to kill ghosts on the east and west sides of the Xianfu two, and look at the next decomposition.，，； mobile phone reading,