"Yo, really, I thought Yuri was wasteful enough, but I didn't expect there to be a person who is even more wasteful than Yuli."
The scathing man, upholding his true nature, began to ridicule Li Jun."
But why do I look at you like that, because you look too ordinary on weekdays, so I don't have any idea about you."
The mean man said with a mouth full of flowing water, and a few mud legs around him looked flattering, very good at figuring out what he wanted, and laughed very funny when he saw the situation.Li Jun wanted to speak and stopped, Tie Qing had a blue face, and he was stupid and planned to leave.It's better to lose face here than to study with a group of elementary school students.Li Jun as a transfer student of the special class, except for the special class and a very small number of professors and provosts, Li Jun can hide it, and he has been here for three or four months, except for playing with a group of small pot friends, the rest of the students dare not get close at all, for fear that others will ask you: Friend, which class is okay to go to your class to go to the door "hateful school, hateful provost" Li Jun cursed in pieces, endured a stomach full of anger, grinded his teeth and planned to leave.A weak call came from "Da Shu Huang", Li Jun raised his eyes and found that last night, he touched the little Lori in front of his window, holding a little bear, and was looking at him."
I want to eat sugar."
Li Jun had a black line in his head, it was too unusual, in broad daylight, he asked for something from himself, and he said it was straightforward, not shy at all."
The mouth of the eater is short, and the hand of the taker is short, the little lady is careful that she can't grow taller in the future, and the mouth becomes short and thick, and it is not beautiful at all."
Li Jun frightened.Little Lori wrinkled her cute Joan nose and blinked her big clear eyes, obviously a little frightened and a little cramped."
Li Jun, scare us, Babasha told us yesterday, saying that you promised to buy us candy to eat."
A large group of Xiao Zhengtai and Lori came out of nowhere, with a small face, and surrounded Li Jun in the center, with a collective posture of fighting Li Jun.Li Jun smiled indifferently, straightened his waist, put one hand behind his waist, hated that he didn't have a feather fan in his hand, and pretended to be Master Zhuge ."
When did so-and-so agree" "Last night, you acquiesced" "Oh so-and-so acquiescence, it means agreed" "Acquiescence is a promise." ”A Lori whispered shyly."
I remember, in the imperial dictionary, there is no explanation, default is equivalent to a promise, tsk, little students, your studies still need to be improved."
Li Jun shook his head.A few people tugged at Barbasha and motioned for her to say a few words."
That" "Is your name Barbasha" Li Jun smiled kindly at the little Lori, revealing a few silver-white teeth.Babasha was stunned, oh."
Lovely name."
Li Jun rubbed Babasa's hair, causing the latter to blush and remain silent."
Oh my God, Babasha is going to be abducted by that villain," a little fat man cried out in grief."
A group of little kids, little ghosts, how can they know everything, go and go, stay where it's cool, don't say they know me."
Li Jun peeked around and found that the group of people were looking at him with a blank and surprised expression."
Odin, if I'm not mistaken, these kids are supposed to be students in a special class, why are they so familiar with that big man who is even more junk than Yuri, an eighteen-year-old magic apprentice," a fourth-year student stabbed his companion next to him with his elbow.The man, named Odin, was also at a loss."
He's a big villain, a weird guy who specializes in bullying children" A cute child blinked his eyes, tried to squeeze out a few tears, and accused Li Jun of his "crime" to the rest.Looking at the cute child's acting skills so amazingly, coupled with the help of other children's papers, people who don't know think how much they abuse them.Babasha is a good girl, like other little girls, standing quietly aside, looking at her toes, not interjecting and splashing sewage, nor explaining for Li Jun."
How many Tianshan children have been cultivated in the evil society of another world" Li Jun opened his mouth wide and was stunned."
But, you talk about it, why is he so familiar with you, and you can't play together at your age?"
Ellie glanced at Li Jun and asked."
Hey, little girl, what kind of eyes are you," Li Jun exclaimed indignantly.A cute child replied: "Because we are classmates in the same class as him" Everyone was stunned, time seemed to stand still, at that moment, Li Jun seemed to hear it, and everyone's breathing was stagnant for 001 seconds."
It's over," Li Jun howled miserably in the sky."
Li Jun, why do you want to hide the fact that we are classmates with us, are we not vigorous and cute enough", "Or are we not humorous and quiet enough", "Are we not good to you, you are scrambling to do the labor every day, and we all entrust you without hesitation" "What is this trust, is it enough friends, true classmates" "It's so shameless, shameless, it's really shameless, it's really shameless and skinless" Every step Li Jun takes, he has to listen to a bunch of children's papers, endless chattering voices, The spitting star splashed the white robe and sprayed his face.After going around the stadium a few times, the physical strength of these bear children finally ran out, lying on the runway one by one, tired and panting, only a few little Loli sitting in the stands, eating snacks, blinking and staring at Li Jun, shouted coquettishly: "Go catch him, he's going to run" "No strength, my dear Babasha, I bother you to catch him back, and when we are full of strength, then grind him" The little fat man shook his fingers at Babasha.Babasha wrinkled her delicate nose and muttered arrogantly: "People are not you what dear Babasha, besides, how tiring it is to run, I have to take a shower after sweating." ”After getting rid of a bunch of difficult little kids, Li Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief and strolled through the garden, planning to find a bench and take a nap.I came out of the house at five o'clock, and it was almost half past six o'clock, and there was still about an hour before the morning self-study."
Hmm" Li Jun looked to the side and found that the man named Yuli was sitting on a bench with his back bent, his eyes empty and full of a trace of twilight."
Hey, buddy, don't mind if I do this" Li Jun said hello, carried a bottle of rum, and sat down directly."
The ancients: borrowing wine to dispel sorrow is less, I invite you to this bottle, I take a sip of you, what can't you think of" Li Jun took out two goblets, poured a glass for Yuli first, and then poured himself a glass.Yuri had a zombie face and directly dried the orange-yellow rum in the goblet in his hand.After three cups in a row, Yuli's tense zombie face loosened slightly, and there was a faint flush."
Why did I drink three glasses in a row, but instead of drinking less, I used alcohol to kill my sorrows more?"
asked Yuli."
Uh, this" Li Jun's eyes rolled, and he flickered: "Because you haven't drunk it for a certain time, after all, the ancients are all clouds, no matter how big your reason is, you can still be bigger than the ancients" "Which sage of the ancient Canaan continent once said that this cloud is coming" "If you want me to say that you are only a shallow learner, no wonder people" Yuli sighed and lowered his head in grief.Li Jun hurriedly waved his hand and said: "That's not what I said, and it's not what I said about you, it's what the ancients and sages of my hometown said, and my hometown is remote, and the entire Koro people don't necessarily know where my hometown is." ”Li Jun brought the big flicker stunt into full play, with a three-inch incorruptible tongue, flickering back and forth, and finally flickered the bottle of rum, and Yuli's conversation box gradually opened."
Ah, the wine is gone."
Li Jun took control of the empty wine bottle in annoyance, and said, "I just have this bottle of wine, and I can't enjoy it." ”"I still have a few bottles of good wine in my dormitory, you can bring them over and drink them with me."
Yuli said slightly drunk.Li Jun immediately jumped up, ran out with a smoke, and then ran back again, and asked: "What is the number of your dormitory?"
Yu Li chuckled lightly and said, "You also said that you are familiar with me, so I look at you so much, I don't even know my dormitory number." ”"I'm not your little lover, why do I have to know your dormitory number," Li Jun said angrily."
Oh, yes," he said, pushing open the door of Yuri's dormitory, as an ordinary student, he didn't enjoy a separate house like a student in a special class.This is a four-person room, it's almost seven o'clock, and I'm still half-asleep, and the girls' dormitory passing by has already gotten up from the quilt, putting on makeup, taking a bath, and tying my hair.Emptying out the wine box that Yuri had secretly hidden, he silently carried back two bottles, took three bottles, and rushed out of the door.The evil school does not allow drinking, does not allow the smoking of marks, Li Jun's little savings, is to use some less, if you don't pour some home at this time, it will be too sorry for yourself.Bo Bo uncorked the bottle, and the two of them took the wine bottle and drank happily."
Actually, the person who can live is the biggest success" "The aristocracy is in charge, the royal family is weak, the commoners are like pigs and dogs, cooking and slaughtering wantonly, and there is happiness and stability at all, so my heart is to the nobles, what's wrong with it" "That sour man, who has been a nobleman, has been pampered since he was a child, and has always used the best, and I, a little commoner, a grain of yellow carbon in a pile of, have been cultivated by the school and become a noble magician, but what's the use of me trying ten times, a hundred times, and the other party, just need to knock a little medicine and eat a medicinal meal, can withstand my countless efforts, this is unfair, too unfair I want to be a nobleman, the only, supreme nobleman trampled all the nobles under his feet, regarded the royal family as a child's play, controlled the government, and dominated the empire" Listening to what Yuli said later, Li Jun decisively abducted the rum in his hand and pulled his legs away.Before parting, Li Jun was a good person to the end, and a big-footed girl kicked Yuli, who was crazy and talking nonsense, into the small pond, and shouted: "Come on, someone, someone has fallen into the water" After that, the soles of his feet were smeared with oil, and he flashed decisively.，，； mobile phone reading,