"Ladies and gentlemen, don't be in a hurry, I accepted this poem....."
Li Er looked at Li Lu with bad intentions, "Most of you are the juniors of Ah Zhan, it's not difficult to want him to write a word, right?"
Yes?
”As for Lu Ziqian, the eldest grandson Wuji said that compared with the new font, Old Man Lu is a fart, and most of them are from the Guanlong Group, and the Shandong Gate Valve from Old Man Lu is very bad, Old Man Lu is embarrassed and ugly, and it is too late for them to be happy, and to resolve the embarrassment for Old Man Lu, a fool will do it."
Uh, uncles, you ......."
Li Lu looked at the big guys who looked at him like a wolf in surprise, "Ah Zhanxian nephew, the old man is not very demanding, you write a copy of the Yan family motto for the old man, and the old man will take it back to teach the children in the clan.....
"Bah, the eldest grandson is fat, your requirements are not high, the Yan family motto has seven volumes and twenty articles, 33,138 words, and the old guy also said that the requirements are not high, it is simply shameless.""
Hehehe, your requirements are not high, Ah Zhanxian's nephew, your uncle Fang's requirements are not as high as your eldest grandson's uncle, in this way, how about you write a poem to the old man with Zhuge Liang as the title?"
Fang Xuanling has always regarded Zhuge Liang as his idol, and his requirements are not low."
Ah Zhan ....."
What Chu Suiliang, what Ouyang Xun, and other ministers have put forward their own requirements to Li Lu, all of them are big guys, and none of them can be offended, Li Lu had to agree hard, and at this moment, a loud voice shocked everyone, "Ah Zhan Xian nephew, the old man's requirements are not high, how about you take the old man as the theme, how about making a poem to praise the old man?"
”Yo, who is this so shameless, everyone looked at it, it turned out to be the old goblin Cheng Biting Jin, this goods came to Li Lu, and a strong smell of men almost didn't smoke Li Lu down, "Ah Zhan, look, is your Uncle Cheng a famous general of the Tang Dynasty?"
”Li Lu could only nod and say, "Yes, Uncle Cheng is a first-class famous general in the Tang Dynasty." ”"Does that famous general have to have a poem worthy of a famous general?"
, Cheng Biting Jin, what you said is very right, the generals present have summed up their psychology, are they also looking for Li Lu to write a poem to boast about themselves?
What, you said that the generals of the Tang Dynasty should not be cheeky, except for Li Jing, the generals of the Tang Dynasty unanimously said that what is this thing with cheekiness, can you eat it?
Even Li Er looked at Cheng Biting Jin helplessly, shameless old goods, Cheng Biting Jin, this old guy blocked Li Lu, and he had to make a poem for him on the spot, which made it difficult for Li Lu, just Cheng Biting Jin, and he was still worthy of writing a poem?
But if you don't want to be this old thing, you won't give up, what's the matter, in the end, Li Lu was forced to have no choice, and wrote a "six-word poem" for Cheng Lao Goblin.
Gift to General Cheng", Cheng Biting Jin was very happy after getting it, and he couldn't help but read, "The mountains are high, the roads are far away, the pits are deep, and the army is galloping."
Who dares to cross the sword immediately, only I am General Cheng!
”"Only I am General Cheng!!
Hahaha, Ah Zhan, you still know you Uncle Cheng and me!!
”Cheng Yanjin slapped Li Lu's shoulder with a fan-like slap, if it weren't for Li Lu's internal kung fu, he would have been broken up by this guy.The ministers felt that this poem was too straightforward, but the generals liked it, this poem was written to them generals, and they all made up their minds to let Li Lu change this character to his surname, and even Li Er was moved, he was wondering if he should let Li Lu help him write a poem, so that he could take it out to support the façade, that's right, Li Er was planning to let Li Lu be a gunman, and sure enough, the emperor's idea was different."
Hehehe, it's just such a verse, that is, you martial artists like it!"
Seeing that the limelight was stolen by Li Lu, Lu Ziqian, who boasted of being a master of poetry, calligraphy and painting, couldn't do it, after listening to the poem written by Li Lu to Cheng Biting Jin, he couldn't help but sneer, "Boy, the old man said that you don't have much literary talent, it seems that the old man is really right, although you have Han blood, but you are really a rough person, how can a rough person have literary talent?"
”At this time, Li Er couldn't hold back any longer, this guy was talking about Li Lu clearly, but secretly even included him, because Li Er also had Hu blood, and he was also born as a general in the army, "Lu Aiqing, does this kid have any literary talents, how about you express your opinion after listening to the poems he made for you?"
”Saying that, Li Er asked the great eunuch Pang De to read Li Lu's poems, "Lu Sue talks about the Five Classics, and the white hair dies in chapters."
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"Pang De just finished reading the upper que, and before the lower que was read, he saw a cold sweat on Lu Ziqian's head, Li Lu plagiarized Li Baida's "Mocking Lu Ru" and scolded Lu Ziqian for being a rotten Confucian.But no, this verse clearly says that those white-haired "Lu Suo" are actually saying that Lu Ziqian is such a corrupt Confucian, they must call it the "Five Classics", with their lifelong energy, they memorize the chapters and sentences of the books of Confucian sages such as "Poems", "Books", "Rites", "Yi" and "Spring and Autumn", and their knowledge can be regarded as very large.But if you ask them for advice on how to help the country and the world, it will be like falling into smoke, and you don't know what to do.These people are proficient in scriptures but ignorant of current affairs, Li Lu ruthlessly peeled off their skins, and let people see the core of their incompetence.When Pound read the third and fourth sentences, the people present suddenly realized, these are not Lu Ziqian, the old Lu Tou at this time is wearing elegant ornaments and long travel shoes, wearing a flat and heavy square mountain scarf on his head, although Lu Ziqian did not walk, but this poem is reminiscent of Lu Ziqian was not in a hurry, very graceful on the road, wide sleeves dragged on the ground, the steps have not yet moved, but the ridiculous scene of raising a piece of dust first.The contrast between the solemn demeanor of the corrupt Confucians represented by Lu Ziqian and the funny sense they actually give people makes everyone produce a comedic effect; "Hehehe, Ah Zhan's poem is not wrong, these rotten people are people who are different from the outside!"
Just now, Lu Ziqian ridiculed Cheng for biting gold, and now let Lao Cheng Ke seize the opportunity, this thing is very poisonous, as soon as the old goblin's words came out, even Li Er couldn't help it, why, he couldn't stand the sour smell of this rotten Confucian.However, Pang De's voice continued, "The Prime Minister's Mansion of the Qin family does not praise people.Jun is not an uncle and grandson, and I am a special person.Current affairs and not reached, return to the Wenshui waterfront. ”These few sentences are ruthless enough, and it is written that the first emperor Zulong once adopted the advice of Prime Minister Li Si and ordered the confiscation of the world's "poems", "books" and other Confucian books, and whoever dared to disobey was punished and punished to build a city.At that time, those Confucian scholars who were well-dressed suffered a lot.In Li Er's opinion, Li Lu is saying: Just like the sad experience of those Confucian scholars in the Qin Dynasty, Lu Ziqian, you don't look at the sanctimoniousness, open your mouth to be a sage and a sage, in fact, you don't know anything, so you definitely can't get the respect of the imperial court; Although I am from northern Xinjiang, I am willing to follow the example of Uncle Sun Tong and do a career to assist His Majesty and the imperial court, and I will never be with you.Since you don't know anything about current affairs, please go back to your hometown and farm by Wenshui!
As soon as Pang De finished reading, he saw Lu Ziqian cough up a mouthful of blood, it's over, if this poem spreads, he Lu Ziqian will be stinking for 10,000 years, don't even think about leaving a name in history, "Beidi Xiaoer, what kind of grudge does the old man have against you, you slander the old man like this......""
What's the grudge?
Good question, this king will tell you what is the grudge, although this king is from the northern Xinjiang, but this king is a proper Han bloodline, you can't question it, this is one; You started by closing your mouth to slander the Tang Dynasty soldiers as Qiu Ba, but this king is a member of Qiu Ba, this is two; You are incapacitated and stupid, but you try in vain to make people think that you are a master of the literary world, deceiving the world and stealing your name and a great literary thief, this is three; You don't want ordinary people to be literate, and you don't want the people of Datang to know how to read, so as to satisfy the selfishness of a handful of people, this is four; Old horseman, don't think that if you can interpret some poetry books, you can be the teacher of the world, this teacher of the world, you can't afford it!!
”Li Lu looked at Lu Ziqian contemptuously, "The grudge between this king and you is not a personal feud, but a public grudge, your Fan Yang Lu clan is dissatisfied with Lone, and Lone is next!"
”"Huangkou Xiaoer, you, you are so vicious, just a poem, but it wiped out my Lu Ziqian's hard work for decades, poof" Lu Ziqian's mouthful ......of blood surged up, and the old man fainted."
Haoshou has been poor for decades, and he can't afford a poem from this king, aren't you kidding, old thing, if you really have the ability, are you afraid that this king will write poems to ridicule you?
You fainted, but it made Lone look down on you even more!
”Seeing that the righteous indignation followed the disciples who seemed to be Fan Yang's Lu clan kneeling in front of Li Er and demanding that Li Lu be severely punished, but he didn't expect Li Lu to say this, this sentence made several Lu clan disciples and Lu Ziqian's students furious, and some of them immediately wanted to come up and fight with Li Lu."
What's the matter?
Defy?
Hmph, don't think that if you are alone in Northern Xinjiang, you don't know the background of your Fanyang Lu clan, your Fanyang Lu clan started from Lu Zhi, a Confucian master in the Later Han Dynasty.Lu Zhi Daru was once honored as 'the great Confucian in the sea, the hope of the people'; 'the model of the scholar, the dry of the sea'; 'the wind and frost are different from the nature of the grass and trees, and the danger and chaos see the festival of chastity and goodness, then Lu Gong's heart can be known." ’The moral character and talent of Confucianism are praised by the world, and such a reputation is the only one in the ages.There are ancestors like Lu Gong, and the descendants of the Lu family also take the ancestors as an example, and they have been diligent and enterprising for generations, loyal to the king, and subordinate to Li Shu, inheriting the rules of the family, and taking the ancestors as an example of their personality and conduct.But you, the elder of the Lu family, want to ask, just think that you feel great after reading a few poems and books, you try to be above others at every turn, and insult the meritorious soldiers who fought for the country and the clan, and the words and deeds of the meritorious heroes who have contributed to the country with your background are also considered to be the words of a generation of Confucians, and you want to know how your Fan Yang Lu's family motto is written, and the king of Waiyi has to sympathize with your ancestor Lu Zhiju!
Hey, maybe his old man will say that his family is unfortunate, and he has such a descendant, and he actually uses the name of his family reputation to cover up his ignorance, inaction, and immorality, right?
”When Li Luhua said this, Lu Ziqian suddenly woke up.As soon as he wanted to refute, he heard Li Lu continue, "Lu Ziqian, you have no talent in the country to do your best to do the king's work; In your Lu family, you have no character to fix your family's reputation, and you still cover your ugly behavior of ignoring others in vain and arrogant in the name of your family's reputation, and justifying your ugly behavior, which is a great unfilial piety!
Don't look at your age, except for writing behind closed doors and distorting the words of the sages, you have no contribution to the country or the family, if you are alone, you will not be ashamed to death!
What do you see, isn't what Gu said wrong, you can't plant land, you can't kill chickens, you can't even pick up a knife when the Hu people go south, and you still have the face to say Qiu Ba?
Hmph, without us Qiu Ba, you would have been cut off by the Turkic saber, without the ordinary people you look down on, you would have starved to death, you are useless except for searching for chapters and excerpts and misinterpreting the sages, yes, you are useless!
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”Lu Ziqian looked at Li Lu in a daze, he knew that he was really finished, Li Lu, the little prince from Saibei, was not a good stubble, and he didn't succeed in brushing his reputation if he wanted to, what is this called, stealing chickens doesn't make rice, and he lost his wife and broke his soldiers.Based on Li Lu's satirical poem "Mocking Lu Ziqian" and his comments on himself just now, Lu Ziqian knew that unless Li Lu did something rebellious, he would be firmly nailed to the pillar of shame forever.Lu Ziqian, whose hair was still gray for a while, almost instantly sat on the ground as if he was ten years old, "The old man is not a useless person, the old man is not a useless person!"
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