Li Er became the Khan of the Sky, which sounded more domineering than the "Sage Khan" of the former Sui Lao Yang and Yang Er, this is not domineering, compared with the sky, the sage is a yarn, when Li Er reprimanded Jieli and won the supreme title of "Tian Khan", when the news reached Da'an Palace, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the old patriarch of the Li family, Li Yuan, lamented that he had been constrained by the Turks when he raised troops in Taiyuan, and said with a sigh: "The ancestor of the former Han Dynasty was trapped in Bai Deng, and he couldn't report it; Now my son can destroy the Turks, and I have entrusted them with winning people, so why worry about it!
”The old man's words sound like an open affirmation that Li Er launched a coup d'état to seize the throne, and it is also that she and Li Er are father and son after all, so they can't go to the grave with this hatred, and Li Er has indeed done a good job.So Li Yuan summoned Li Er and more than a dozen important ministers of the old Li family and the kings, concubines, princesses and other royal relatives in Beijing, and at the Lingyan Pavilion wine banquet, when the wine was hot, Li Yuan even snatched the pipa of the music official and played it himself, Li Er looked at it, ouch, my father has played the pipa himself, so can I still sit here?
So he danced himself, and the ministers who participated in the banquet participated, even Li Lu participated, and the banquet did not stop until midnight......
After the family banquet, there is a state banquet, this state banquet is much more official, Li Er told Li Lu before the state banquet to cooperate with his 13 plan, so when the state banquet reached its climax, Li Lu got up with a wine glass and said to Li Er, "Your Majesty, the minister admires you very much for the 100,000 elites who were able to break Dou Jiande with 3,000 Xuan armor in the Tiger Prison Pass........
Your Majesty, can you write a poem on the topic of the Battle of Tiger Pass, so that we juniors can recite your exploits?
”Li Lu said that he wanted to vomit in his heart, what a deal, Li Er was too unrighteous, he didn't say anything about finding himself to catch a knife, and he had to cooperate with everything he wanted, it was too disgusting, if it weren't for the fact that Datang was too important, it was an important place for his own financial resources and he wanted to launch a westward expedition, so he wouldn't have made such a big effort to please Li Er."
Hehehe, the battle of Tiger Prison Pass is indeed my proud work.......
"Li Er picked up his wine glass, and gave Li Lu a well-done look very covertly, and then began to recall his famous work The Battle of Tiger Prison Pass, after Rory's rambling recollection, Li Er got up and learned from Cao Cao, came to the middle of the banquet, and said loudly, "Just now Zhiyuan said that he wanted me to make a poem, hehehe, I didn't think about this poem, but I thought of a long and short sentence, just say it to the Zhongqing family....."
Sun Wuji, the first sycophant of the Tang Dynasty, hurriedly shouted"We will listen to the heavens!!
”"We will listen to the heavenly voices!!"
The people present, whether they are the civil and military ministers of the Tang Dynasty or those barbarian chiefs, who are not smart people, know what Li Er is going to pretend to be, and don't hurry up to act as a good student to please Li Er, they have already thought about it, even if Li Er's long and short sentences are made in garbage, they must applaud with a clear conscience, no way, who let Li Er be a heavenly khan.Li Er paced two steps, looked up into the distance, took a deep breath, and then began his own performance, "This long and short sentence is called Remembering Qin E.
The tiger prison is closed, the people listen to it, the west wind is strong, and the geese in the sky are called frost and morning moon.Frost and early moon, the sound of horses' hooves is broken, and the sound of trumpets is swallowed.Xiongguan Mandao is really like iron, and now it is stepping forward from the beginning.From the beginning, the mountains are like the sea, and the remnant sun is like blood. ”As soon as Li Er finished reading, the entire Lin De Hall was silent, and everyone, including the eldest grandson Wuji Fang Xuanling, looked at Li Er in surprise, although His Majesty the Emperor said that his literary style was not bad, but when did he make such a majestic long and short sentence?
Li Eryi saw everyone's surprised faces, and suddenly felt happy, I didn't expect it, hahaha, as soon as this long and short sentence came out, it shocked the audience, there is wood?
The eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Xiao Yu, Cen Wenwen, these important ministers hurriedly patted their sycophants, and Du Ruhui, who was sitting next to Li Lu, glanced at Li Lu meaningfully, and then took advantage of the time when everyone was patting on the back, and whispered to Li Lu, "Zhiyuan, Your Majesty's long and short sentences are written in the upper and lower sentences, and the scenery is in the scene, and there is a scene in the love.Although its length is short, it is majestic and tragic, the momentum is like a rainbow, a few strokes, and the weight is very heavy, like a painting from a master like Yan Lide, such a beautiful sentence, is it really made by His Majesty?
”Du Ruhui is very close to Li Lu because Li Lu is his attending doctor, and he has resigned from all his positions, leaving only the title of Duke of Laiguo, and Li Lu is a big celebrity in front of Li Er, and it is good for the Du family to get closer to him.Li Lu picked up the wine glass with a smile and said to Du Ruhui, "Du Xiang, there are some things that are not good to say!"
Well, you try this pumpkin yam beef porridge and eat more, it will be good for your illness!
”Lao Du looked at Li Lu, who was smiling, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, this young man insisted on asking for it.Just when Du Ruhui and Li Lu were talking happily, the old yin man Li Ji came over, "Ah Zhan, the old man asked you, that poor son, are you hiding your secrets?"
”"Poor Son?
I'm hiding?
How does this start?
Uncle Li, don't scare me!!
”Li Lu was stunned for a moment, he gave them the Qizi Jia and asked the skilled craftsmen of the Datang Ministry of Industry to imitate it, why did it become my private secret?"
Little leather monkey, why didn't you hide your secrets?"
Even Duan Lun, the secretary of the Ministry of Industry, also came over to join in the fun, according to his seniority, he can be regarded as his uncle, "Fourth uncle, we are relatives, why do you say the same about me?"
”Li Lu was really puzzled."
Hehehe, it seems that the little leather monkey really doesn't know, okay, Mao Gong, don't scare him......"
Duan Lun looked at Li Ji, and then asked Li Lu, "Zhiyuan, you also know that the old man is in charge of the Ministry of Works, and your poor man's armor, the old man let people imitate it, but those craftsmen told the old man that they couldn't make it, you must know that Datang has the best steel and iron, why can't you make this scarf armor?"
They said there must be a trick to this, let the old man ask you......""
Oh, is that so?
This cold forging process is not complicated, uncle, Uncle Li, Ming'er, I will go to the workshop of the Ministry of Industry to take a look......."
Li Lu thought about it and said.When a few people were talking about Qi Zijia, someone was angry with Li Lu, "Your Majesty, the student heard that the King of Beihai claims to be proficient in poetry and writing, good at mathematics, proficient in hundreds of crafts, and almost omnipotent, and the student wants to meet this King of the Beihai of Jiankun Kingdom!!
”Li Lu's ear is good, he heard it, is the guy who doesn't open his eyes calling himself?
Li Lu took a look, it turned out to be a person in the Guozi Prison not far away, Li Lu looked at the old Li Gang, who had a good relationship with him, and the old man Li was happy, and said, "Boy, that's your nemesis, Fan Yang Lu's prisoner, Lu Peng, he also wants to be Lu Ziqian, this is here to trouble you......
This Lu Peng has the name of the first prodigy of the Lu family, you have to be careful!
”It turned out to be Fan Yang Lu's baby, Li Lu got up and stood up, "Lu Peng, I don't know how you want to meet this king?"
”He glanced at Kong Yingda, the country's eunuch, hum, old man Kong, your pouting is indispensable here, you wait for the old paper.Lu Peng had long heard that the King of the North Sea of Jiankun was extremely good-looking, and he thought it was a rumor, but when he saw the real person, he found that the rumor was wrong, and it was better looking than the legend, hum, a man is also a demon if he is good-looking, you stink my grandfather, then I will make you unable to get off the stage."
Little prince, can you say that you are omnipotent, how about we compare?""
Oh, what do you want to compare?
Is it qin, chess, calligraphy and painting?
Or is it poetry?
Or is it a hundred crafts or a bow and a horse?
Or is it a chapter and a horse, lying in the willow and sleeping flowers?
The lone in the back is not compared to you, you must be an expert!!
”Li Lu said with a smile, aren't you planning to provoke yourself, see who can't get off the stage.Zhangtai walked away, lying in the willow and sleeping flowers sounded like a good word, but those who knew it knew that this was not a good word, this was Li Lu laughing at Lu Peng lingering in Pingkang, chasing joy and laughing, everyone including Li Er suddenly laughed, Li Lu, this baby eats everything, but he doesn't suffer."
Hmph, little prince, Lu doesn't want to compete with you for any verbal gains, since you speak poetry, let's try poetry and songs, right?
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Don't think that you yourself can insult the Central Plains readers with a few crooked poems!
”Lu Peng's face was red, but this guy was not thin-skinned, he stared at Li Lu deadly, "How?"
”"Hehehe, good!"
Li Lu took out his 13 sharp weapons, a folding fan that he had never seen in the Central Plains, and opened it with a snap, and everyone saw a few words painted on the folding fan: "I came by moonlight!"
”This forced grid suddenly made everyone, including Li Er, addicted, so high.It seems that if you want to pretend to be that, you have to learn from the little prince, look at what people look like, well, it can no longer be described with a romantic and suave face, it is a kind of peach blossom face but has a different kind of beauty with endless heroism, "snap" a folding fan open, indescribable chic and romantic, several older princes and princesses who have already become Li Lu's fans and sisters can't help but cheer for Li Lu loudly, "Brother Azhan will win!"
”"Brother Azhan is the most beautiful, the best-looking, and the most handsome!"
The most excessive thing is that Li Lu came to Chang'an to meet the first generation of the Tang Dynasty, like Cheng Chuhei, Fang Zhizhi, Changsun Chong, these guys, they are squeezing their eyebrows at Li Lu, especially Cheng Chuhei, "Ah Zhan, don't be cowardly, brothers support you!"
”This guy has only been with Li Lu for a few days, and he has learned a lot of modern words from Li Lu."
Little prince, don't think that you are good-looking, just think that you are very capable, take a strange fan, you can be a scholar, if you regret it now, it's still too late, don't be embarrassed when the time comes, it's not good......."
Lu Peng saw that there were so many people cheering for Li Lu, and he was so angry in his heart, but this guy is not a straw bag embroidered pillow, he still has some ability, at least he knows how to do a psychological war or something.