"Husband, why did you come up with the idea of recruiting my bastard big brother?"
After sending Ling Huxuan away, Wu Mei turned her head and asked Li Lu, "It's very simple, I need him to be so shameless, to be able to open his eyes and say nonsense, and to be able to say white as black and black as white......
Li Lu said with a smile."
Husband, don't be kidding, he's just a gentleman, where is Zhang Yi and Su Qin's ability....."
Wu Mei didn't trust her man's judgment at all."
Hehehe, Mei Niang, you think this is garbage, right?"
Li Lu pointed to the trash can next to him, the trash can was full of fruit peel leftovers, etc., Wu Mei took a look, "Yes, this is garbage, what's so strange?"
”"Do you know where this garbage goes after it's taken away?"
Li Lu asked again."
I really don't know ..... this" Wu Mei has been following Li Lu for a long time and has learned a lot of Li Lu's faults, she spread her hands and made a helpless look."
Hehehe, these garbage will be sorted, like these peels and leftovers, etc., farmers will use them to make fertilizer for the fields....."
Of course, Li Lu didn't want the city under his rule to be stinky, when he established Broken Leaf City, he implemented a garbage classification and recycling system, "Your two brothers, just like these garbage, didn't find a suitable location, hehehe, to put it mildly, I am the only one who can use them in this world.....""
Just the two of them?
It's not that Mei Niang looks down on them, they are not the material at all, husband, you just put them into the furnace to smelt, and when they come out, they are still two pieces of waste....."
Wu Mei didn't believe that her two brothers had any skills at all."
Okay, okay, let's not talk about the two of them, I still have something to do with you....."
Li Lu said to Wu Mei, "That little girl from Constantinople is too prickly, and she is very slippery, Mei Niang, she is now on the line with Changle, you should quickly think of a way for your husband to drive this burden back to Constantinople.....""
That Irina is so demonic?"
Wu Mei was stunned for a moment, and then smiled slightly, "Okay, husband, you will leave this matter to me, and I will fight with her...""
Mei Niang, you can fight, you have to be measured, don't let her become hostile to us, if that happens, she returns to Constantinople, it may be not good for us....."
Li Lu's requirements are quite high."
Oops, after all, isn't your pity and pity for jade again?
Irina is just the eldest princess of Eastern Rome, where can she influence?
”Wu Mei was a little unimpressed."
Don't be careless, this Irina is a sibling sister of the Eastern Roman Emperor Constans, their father is frail and sick, and his mother died early, if that Constans didn't have this Irina to protect him, he would have died a long time ago....You understand when I say this, right?"
Li Lu said helplessly."
Hey, that's the case, then you can't tear your face with her......"
Wu Mei tilted her little brain, "Let me think about it, how to deal with this little hoof.....""
Why don't you just take her?"
Wu Mei didn't come up with any good way for a while, she thought about it and said to Li Lu, "It's really not good, after accepting it, won't you get into the cold palace?"
”"Mei Niang, don't underestimate that chick's ability to move, besides, I swore to you that there will be no ..... of the cold palace" Li Lu said helplessly, "And this and Irina have too deep feelings for Eastern Rome, although Eastern Rome is now an ally, as long as Persia does not exist, they will immediately be our enemies, if I marry her, how will I face her at that time?"
”"Husband, I haven't figured out what to do, I can only see the trick and dismantle it....."
Wu Mei finally said, "I'll see if I can make her retreat...."
Just when the two of them were discussing how to face Irina, Wu Sanniang jumped up and down in front of the two of them like a deer, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I want to be a female soldier and a female general, but my mother and the eldest sister and the second sister won't let me, you can help me...."
Hearing the request of the sister-in-law, Li Lu's head is big, I am dizzy, is it still the well-behaved Wu Sanniang?"
How did you remember to make Mulan?
He hurriedly looked at Wu Mei with an inquiring eye, Wu Mei glared at her sister fiercely, and then looked at Li Lu angrily, "Look at what I'm doing, don't you blame you for Sanniang's desire to be a female general?"
”Li Lu hurriedly shouted, "What a great wrong, I'm busy as a dog on weekdays, how can I have the kung fu to instigate Sanniang?"
”"What kind of grievance is it, if you didn't let people make some Mulan play, Sanniang would want to be a soldier with all her heart?"
Wu Mei rolled her eyes at Li Lu, which means that it is all a good thing you have done."
Sanniang, you are still young, your task is to study hard......
Li Lu said gently, "In this way, if you can be admitted to Broken Leaf University and be recognized by those masters inside, my brother-in-law will let you be a female general.....""
Yes, brother-in-law, this is what you said, do you dare to swear to Sanqing Daozun?"
Wu Sanniang patted her little hands, "Isn't it Broken Leaf University?"
I'm ..... in place.""
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Why don't you dare?"
Li Lu said with a smile, "The Sanqing Dao Venerable is above, what the disciple Li Lu said above, if you can't do it, you will be thundered with five thunders in the sky....."
Dead girl, what oath did you make your brother-in-law make?"
Wu Mei is anxious, the oath is very heavy these days, Li Lu is his own man, if he really thunders five thunders, then he won't become a widow?
Li Lu stopped Wu Mei, "Okay, I believe Sanniang can do the ......"
After finishing the sentence, Li Lu changed the topic, "Sanniang, where is Madame?"
”Li Lu's wife here refers to the mother-in-law of the three Wu sisters, the Yang family, "She went to Yaochi to worship the gods..... otherwise I can be locked up by those bad things?"
”Wu Sanniang said."
Oh, that's the case, by the way, Sanniang, brother-in-law hopes that you will become a female bachelor who is wiser than your second sister and richer than your eldest sister in the future....so brother-in-law will change your name, it's always Sanniang Sanniang who is not good......"
Li Lu looked at the little girl, then at his daughter-in-law, and said."
Really?
Brother-in-law, do you know, Sanniang has been waiting for this day for a long time, and I don't have a big name in our family......"
Wu Sanniang was very happy."
Hehehe, whether it is in the army or research, it is a long road, on this long road, if you persevere, then you will succeed......"
Li Lu said with a smile, "You have been smart since childhood, well, just call it Wu Ying.....""
Wow, I have a name....."
Wu Sanniang was overjoyed, "Don't worry, brother-in-law, I won't let your oath fall through....."
Leaving the Wu Mansion, Wu Mei asked Li Lu with some worry, "Husband, did you really send Sanniang to the army at that time?"
”"Hehehe, she is now the time to rebel, she has to follow along, and when she falls into the ocean of knowledge, she will definitely be unable to extricate herself, where will she remember today's vow?"
Li Lu smiled."
Or do you have a way to ....."
Wu Mei snuggled up to Li Lu, Li Lu looked at the beauties around him, and couldn't help but feel a little emotional, why did the Empress Wu she met different from the one in history, what kind of environment can really create what kind of life?"
Mei Niang, you go back to the palace first, I'll go and see your two second brothers......"
After Li Lu and Wu Mei spoke, they prepared to go straight to the prison, "Hey, husband, the two of them are not worth your worries, forget it, if you want to go, just go, I will go to the princess from Constantinople ....."
Wu Mei saw that Li Lu Tie was determined to subdue his two elder brothers, and said helplessly.When Li Lu came to the prison, he listened to the two second goods inside arguing there, "I am your uncle of the country, and you give me food like this?"
”"yes, believe it or not, after we got out of prison, we beat you up?""
If you don't eat these, what do you want to eat?"
The cell boss said impatiently, "This is already for the sake of your sister being our princess and being a good person...""
Lao Tzu is in Wenshui, in Chang'an, I have never eaten such pig food....."
Wu Yuanshuang shouted loudly, "I want to eat steak.......
Li Lu, who was not far away, almost died of laughter when he heard that this product actually asked to eat steak, and he had to report to the government if he ate beef in Datang, otherwise it would be a crime, and only under Li Lu's rule because there were many cows, there was such a thing as steak for sale.Li Lu stopped, wanting to hear how the cell boss responded, only to hear the cell boss say, "Wu Er, you are less foolish, you think I don't know about the affairs of the Guannai, tell you, I used to be a jailer in the Guannai, if you dare to eat beef in the Guannei, you and your brother will lose their titles long ago.....""
That, that's better than this pork...."
Wu Yuanshuang dead duck has a hard mouth."
Don't eat?
If you don't eat it, damn it, for the sake of the princess, I will give you meat to eat, and I don't like it..... take it away for me....."
As soon as the cell boss finished speaking, Wu Yuanqing had already eaten a mouth full of oil, "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant, it's really pork?"
”Wu Yuanshuang looked at the sweetness of his eldest brother's food, and hurriedly protected his rice bowl, "I'll take back my words, I'll eat, I'll eat ......"
The cell head looked at the brothers who were gobbling up with contempt, and several other jailers looked at him, and then said in unison, "Sluts are hypocritical, and if you don't eat, you're hungry......"
Suddenly a voice sounded, "Is this braised pork fragrant or not?"
”Wu Yuanqing, who was tasting the food, stuffed a piece of braised pork in his mouth, and replied vaguely, "Fragrant, it's really fragrant, this braised pork is sweet and soft, melts in the mouth, and is better than the mutton and even venison I used to eat......"
As soon as he said that it was delicious, Wu Yuanqing felt that the voice was wrong, he looked up, ouch, my mother, it turned out to be his cheap brother-in-law."
The king......"
Several jailers saw that it was their own king, and they all saluted Li Lu, Li Lu condoled one by one, and then asked the pair of Erha brothers in the prison, "Do you want to come out of here?"
Do you want to mix up like a human being?
”The Erha brothers looked at Li Lu together and nodded incessantly, "Think about it....."
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Li Lu looked at the two brothers and couldn't help laughing in his heart, this law of true fragrance is really good.