At the same time that Li Lu was busy with military reform, busy training, and busy meddling in the internal affairs of Persia, Li Er, who was far away in Chang'an, was busy taking drugs.Li Er once asked for a few prescriptions to strengthen his body from Li Lu, but these prescriptions are not the kind of magic medicine that Li Er wants, so Li Er gradually doubted whether his son-in-law was hiding from himself, since the death of Empress Changsun, Li Er's suspicion has become more and more serious, if the eldest grandson and Wei Zheng were alive, Li Er was a model of a Ming Jun, then the current Li Er is actually a faint monarch.Although he laughed at the emperors of the past dynasties when he was young, he also began to seek immortality when he was old, but when he was also old, he also began to seek immortality, he recruited many Taoist priests to refine the elixir for him, in order to seek immortality, but also to continue to enjoy the beauty, but also to continue to control the supreme imperial power in the world, in short, in order to be able to enjoy the extreme of the world, he chose to take the pill.The consequence of taking pills and indulging in lust is that when he returned to the court from the Northern Expedition to Goguryeo, his body was covered with carbuncles, which were poisonous sores, and he couldn't ride a horse, so he could only make a sedan chair, and Li Zhi even personally sucked carbuncle poison for Li Er.After seeing this information, Li Lu sighed lightly, "You still embarked on that old road after all, hey, I kindly remind you, if you don't listen, you are in such a hurry to rush to Nai He Bridge, even the gods can't save it......"
Li Lu himself is a doctor, and he has been so closely connected with Daomen over the years, where do you not know that after taking pills, you will have carbuncles on your body.Although the Waidan sect of Taoism argues that this is a manifestation of detoxification, in fact carbuncles are a symptom of poisoning.He was also very helpless, it wasn't that he hadn't mentioned to Li Er, these so-called golden pills were all poisons, but Li Er was stubborn and didn't listen.There are three pieces of information sent out from the inner line of Chang'an, the first is Li Er's drug, the information mentions that Li Er not only built the Taiqing Pavilion and hired a group of Waidan Taoist priests to help him refine the so-called golden pill, but also sheltered a Brahmin named Luo Ersa Po Mei, when he saw that the information said that this Luo Er Sa Po Mei crane hair childish face, fairy wind bones, and told Li Er that he had lived for two hundred years, and there was a longevity immortal prescription, Li Lu couldn't help laughing, it turned out that at this time, there was already a saying that foreign monks were good at chanting.A few years ago, when Xue Qinling brutally suppressed the Tianzhu rebellion on his own orders, this Luo Er was one of the happiest people to jump, and then Xue Qinling was full of Tianzhu to arrest this person, but the result was gone, hehehe, it turned out that the old thing went to Chang'an, the god stick is the god stick, and Li Eryi, who could still flicker, was stunned, seeing this, Li Lu couldn't help muttering, "It seems that I am a cheap father-in-law, the limit is coming soon......"
In fact, it is similar to Li Lu's guess, When Li Er met with the old god stick Luo Er, because he was already riddled with diseases, sometimes good and sometimes bad, when he heard that he could live forever, he was immediately interested, and Li Er in his later years was more fond of sound and lust, and often hated that his body was not good and could not meet his needs, but he happened to meet this old god stick.Therefore, Li Er trusted him quite a lot, gave him high courtesy and respect, and asked him to configure the medicine of immortality.Li Er ate the "Tianzhu Divine Pill" of this Tianzhu old god stick, and he was actually refreshed, and he was able to count women at night, so he was naturally doubly happy.In this world, only those magic sticks and Li Lu know that there is no elixir in the world at all, this is just a prescription for overdrawing physical strength, which is no different from the "viagra" of later generations, and there is poppy in this magic medicine, and eating it can indeed refresh the mind, but if you take it for a long time, there will inevitably be problems."
Luo Er's wife is also a ghost enough, he actually left Chang'an before the problem, hehehe, it seems that this old god stick also knows that if he continues to take it, he will lose his head......."
Li Lu looked at it and said with a smile, after finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Li Songyi, "Songyun, let your people catch this old thing for me, I have a ..... of use""Whoa!"
Li Songyi sighed, "Your Majesty, do you want to die or live?"
”"It's stupid, naturally he wants to live, if he dares to escape, he will dig up his patella......"
Li Lu said gloomily, the reason why he wanted to get this Luo Er Po back was because this old god stick was a drug engineer, Li Lu wanted to launch an "opioid" war in the seventh century against the Eastern Rome in the west and a group of Germanic barbarians, and he was worried that there was no talent, this old god stick jumped into Li Lu's line of sight, where was Li Lu willing to let him run away?"
Well, my subordinates will arrange ....."
Li Songyi said.Li Lu waved his hand and continued to look at the information sent back from Chang'an, the second piece of information was about Li Zhi, the prince of Chang'an, and the information clearly said that Li Zhi had an affair with a person named Wu Xu in Li Er's harem, and the inside line also told Li Lu that it was Li Zhi who Wu Chongrong took the initiative to seduce, Li Lu looked at this Wu Xu Wu Chongrong, and felt a burst of surprise, the inertia of history is really big, he took Wu Meiniang away, and there was no martial artist, and a Wu Chongrong came out, but I don't know if this Wu Chongrong has Wu Meiniang's means, Do you dare to sit on the empress's seat?
Li Lu continued to look down and found the difference between this Wu Chongrong and the martial arts in history, that is, this Wu Xu was born very ordinary, she was just the daughter of a small county order, and there was still a big difference between Wu Meiniang's background, although Wu Meiniang was born in the Shu clan, but she was also a high-ranking surname, and no matter how bad it was, she was also a national prince; And then there is this Wu Xu's desire for power is much worse than Wu Meiniang's, in Li Lu's opinion, either this woman is a stupid white sweet, or her mind and the city government are bottomless; In fact, just as Li Lu guessed, this woman named Wu Xu is not simple, don't look at her humble background, but she has an extremely pure face, and she is far more than the martial artists in history will hide herself, so she is not only favored by Li Er, who has been corrupted and degenerate, but this woman also hooked Li Er's son.Didn't I mention it before, when Li Er came back from Goguryeo, because of an overdose of Jindan, he was poisoned and got carbuncles, Li Zhi didn't go to suck carbuncles for him, it was here, Li Zhi reunited with the beauty in his heart Wu Chongrong, because the woman waiting by Li Er's side was Wu Xu, this Wu Xu and Li Zhimei had been eyebrows for a long time, in her opinion, even if the current emperor favored her again, it would not be as strong as the future emperor's backer, Wu Xu thought about it and decided to risk the world's disapproval and catch Li Zhi's little fresh meat.Although Princess Changle had warned Li Er when she was rectifying the palace for Li Er before, since Princess Changle left Chang'an and returned to Broken Leaves, the kung fu in the past few years has been safe and sound, which makes Wu Xu's heart alive again.Li Zhi, the prince of the Tang Dynasty, actually had a princess and two side concubines at this time, and even had a baby, but he couldn't resist Wu Chongrong's beauty and talent, so he soon became Wu Xu's captive.Li Zhi is three years younger than Wu Xu, this kind of prince who was born in the deep palace and grew up in the hands of women is often shallow, soft-hearted, loves beauty, and lacks the necessary experience, so he has become the ideal person for Wu Xu to hunt.It turned out that Li Er saw that his son often came to serve him, so he arranged a small courtyard outside his dormitory for Li Zhi to live and rest, but what Li Er didn't expect was his little wife, Wu Chongrong Wu Xu would also secretly enter and leave this small courtyard, Li Zhi had a chance, and there was a justifiable venue; As for Wu Xu, the old emperor's health is not as good as day by day, and he also has the willingness to find another backer.And the current backer, where is there anything bigger than the next emperor?
The time and place are favorable, and the conditions are beyond imagination.Wu Xu's sentence, "Your Highness, the concubine misses you so much....", completely captured Li Zhi, who had a heavy mother-love plot, and in this small courtyard, two dog men and women became a good thing.Li Zhi is happy in it, happy to think about it, "reluctant to quit".Who is this changing, and they don't want to leave the palace, do they?
Li Lu looked at the information of this Wu Xu and Li Zhi, and suddenly had an idea in his heart, he wanted to promote this Wu Xu to the position, as long as this Wu Xu muddied the waters of the Central Plains, then he could have the opportunity to fish in troubled waters.This third piece of information made Li Lu frown, it turned out that it was written in the information that Li Er was too deeply poisoned because of taking pills for a long time, in addition to carbuncles on his back, his body had already shown symptoms of dehydration, so he repaired and abandoned the Taihe Palace in Zhongnan Mountain, renamed Cuiwei Palace, and used it for cultivation.When he was cultivating, Li Er mentioned himself to several of his henchmen many times, as well as the crown prince Li Zhi, and Li Er mentioned to the eldest grandson Lao Fox and others more than once that he regretted letting Li Lu go back to Saibei, saying that this was a return to the mountains and left a disaster for his children and grandchildren.At the same time, he also expressed doubts about Li Zhi's ability to suppress Li Lu, seeing this, Li Lu smiled bitterly, "It is said that the older a person is, the smaller his heart is, you are really such a typical example......
Li Er, have you forgotten what you told me more than ten years ago?
”It's no wonder that Li Lu muttered like this, when Li Lu married Princess Changle more than ten years ago, Li Er was in the prime of life, and that time was the time when he was in high spirits, and Li Er at that time was broad-minded enough to say that let Li Lu take Constantinople, and he would add cotton to Li Lu, if you ask Li Er now, Li Er will definitely deny Sanlian, and his heart and eyes have become smaller than the eye of a needle."
It seems that Li Er can't survive this and summer, I want to find an ......excuse not to go to Chang'an" Li Lu looked at the intelligence and couldn't help but think that he couldn't guarantee that he would be able to leave safely if he went to Chang'an, with Li Er's kind of heroic character, maybe he dared to order himself to go to the underworld with him before he died, so Chang'an can't go no matter what.