There is an Yinglan County at the mouth of the Wujiang River (Ural River) on the coast of the Caspian Sea, which is located at the junction of the Eurasian continent, with convenient transportation and many merchants, so it has become a rich place.Such a good place naturally many officials wanted to go, and in the end, the position of the magistrate fell to Liu Xintai.This Liu Xintai can't read a few big characters but can become the head of a county, which is all due to his second uncle Liu Tiegui.Liu Tiegui was one of the first Han slaves to follow Li Lu, because Liu Tiegui was one of the few people in that group of slaves who could read and hyphenate, so after decades of struggle, Liu Tiegui successfully sat on the right side of the British Empire's Ministry of Personnel, and he was also a high-ranking official with great power.As the so-called one person attains the Tao, the chicken and dog ascend to heaven, and the Liu family is all stained, Liu Xintai, a gangster who does not learn and has no skills, relies on his relationship to spend money to become a county magistrate, which is not a difficult thing.However, in this way, the people of Yinglan County have suffered a lot.In the past few days, I heard that Li Lu was going to go west to conquer Eastern Rome, and by the way, he was going to inspect the western part of the empire, which made Liu Tiegui, the right attendant of the Ministry of Personnel, anxious.Yinglan County is the only way for Li Luxi to conquer Rome and go to Eastern Europe, and the things done by his nephew Liu Xintai have long been heard of by Liu Tiegui, who is far away in the capital.If this private betrayal of the official is discovered by Li Lu, it will not only be a matter of moving the head, but it will also be connected to the nine clans!
Therefore, Liu Tiegui sent someone to send a quick letter to Liu Xintai, inform him of the details, and let Liu Xintai prepare, it is best to stop the people's mouths.After Liu Xintai received the secret letter from the capital, he had no master for a while, and hurriedly looked for the main book of the county, and it was also his dog-headed military advisor to discuss countermeasures.I saw that the master book looked at the secret letter and was stunned for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he said, "Don't panic!"
I have a good idea, so that Your Majesty can continue to go west without passing through our Yinglan County. ”The main book's countermeasure was to temporarily block the main gate of the county town on the pretext of rebuilding the wall, and then build a fake county gate on the wilderness next to the county seat, so that His Majesty would pass through the false gate and bypass the county and lead directly to Eastern Europe......
A few days later, in order to understand the real situation of the development of the empire, Li Lu chose to pay a private visit to Weifu, and he took several entourages, including Liu Tiegui, to the fake city gate of Yinglan County built by Liu Xintai, looking at the very imposing city gate in front of him, Li Lu couldn't help but admire: "Look at this gate, this Yinglan County must be rich and good!"
”Liu Tiegui on the side saw a clue, and was very scared for a long time, Li Luhui saw the flaw, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, let's continue to hurry, after this Yinglan County, a thousand miles to the west, it is the boundary of the Romans......"
Liu Xintai, the county official who was hiding in the grass and peeking, watched Li Lu walk into the fake city gate, and the stone in his heart fell to the ground, and finally breathed a sigh of relief......
After walking a while into the city gate and still not seeing a private house, Li Lu couldn't help but be a little puzzled and asked: "Liu Tiegui, I heard that your old Liu family has set up their home in Yinglan County, why haven't you seen a private house after walking so far?"
”Liu Tiegui couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat when he was asked like this, and he was anxious: "Your Majesty, you don't know, Yinglan County is relatively large, and there are several gates in this county, so we may be walking in the suburbs!"
”When Li Lu heard this, he suddenly realized and said, "Really?
It's good that it's clean here!
”Li Lu didn't expect that there would be a problem with the city gate, because many counties like Yinglan County still retain city walls and city gates, so Li Lu was not suspicious.The group continued to move forward, and seeing that they were about to walk out of Yinglan County, Liu Tiegui gradually relaxed his heart.At this time, because he drank some wine on the road, Li Lu suddenly felt a rush to urinate, and hurriedly ordered Liu Tiegui and others to wait in place, and the guards hurriedly pulled up the yellow silk and surrounded His Majesty.But when Li Lu was halfway through urinating, he suddenly noticed movement under the grass, and he thought it was a wild thing like a rabbit, but when he stepped on it, a scream suddenly came from the grass......
Li Lu was startled and said angrily: "Who is so bold as to dare to peek at me!"
”At this time, the people in the grass were pulled out by the guards, and everyone saw that it was a tolerance!
It turned out that Liu Xintai was afraid that Emperor Li Lu would kill him, so he sent a tolerance reconnaissance at five steps, one post, ten steps and one sentry.I saw Li Lu holding his pants in one hand, grabbing the tolerance with the other and asking, "Which county are you from?"
Why are you hiding here?!
”Before he could open his mouth, Liu Tiegui on the side said: "Back to Your Majesty, Yinglan Zhixian may know that Your Majesty wants Guo Jing Yinglan County, and specially set up a sentry here to protect Your Majesty!"
”Hearing this, the man who was caught hurriedly said, "Yes......
Yes, our lord is afraid that His Majesty will have any accidents, so he sent me to wait here to protect His Majesty's safety!
”The clever Li Lu felt that this matter was strange, so he ordered the tolerance to lead the way in front and meet this Yinglan County official!
He could only lead a group of people to the false city gate, kicked a few feet at a small tree in front of the city gate, and shouted: "Come out!"
It's sunny after the rain!
”This is actually their code, the county magistrate Liu Xintai and the chief bookkeeper heard the code, they all came out of the grass with joy, but saw that his uncle Liu Tiegui was carefully serving a person dressed as a merchant, and he thought it was Li Lu, so he couldn't help but kneel down and shouted: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
”Seeing this, Li Lu was very angry, pointed at Liu Xintai, and shouted: "Go!"
Take me to the liveliest place in your Yinglan County!
”Helplessly, Liu Xintai softly led Li Lu and others to the market in Yinglan County.When he arrived at the market, Li Lu asked Liu Xintai to follow him from a distance, and then walked to an old lady selling vegetables and asked: "This aunt, I am a businessman from other places, and I want to come to this county to invest in business, I don't know which inn is good?"
”I saw the old lady selling vegetables looking around in fear, and whispered to Li Lu: "I see that the guest officer is a real person, this business in Yinglan County used to be very good, very good, but now, it can't be done, even if it is done, it will be exploited by the dog official Liu Xintai......
You see, I'll sell a small dish, but I have to pay this and that tax, and if I don't pay it, I will smash my stall and do business here, it's difficult!
I heard that this Liu Xintai doesn't know a single big character, and he bought this official by his second uncle, who was a Beijing official in the capital, me!
”Seeing Li Lu frowning as she listened, the old lady selling vegetables turned around and sighed with a basket: "No, I heard that Your Majesty recently passed by our Yinglan County on a private visit.I thought that His Majesty would come to observe the people's feelings, and the life of this county town would be good, but who knew that the dog official arrested people everywhere a few days ago and built a fake city gate in the suburbs, and now it is estimated that His Majesty has been deceived out of the city!
This guest officer, I advise you to go elsewhere to make a living, I am old, and my family is also in this Yinglan County, otherwise our family would have left a long time ago........."
Subsequently, Li Lu visited the entire county.When Li Lu visited the entire county, looking at Yinglan County, which was originally a prosperous and wealthy place, it was so dilapidated that Li Lu still didn't understand that there was a big problem with the officials of Yinglan County.Li Lu is the emperor of a country, he wants to investigate one thing, it is as simple as drinking cold and white, of course, paper can't contain the fire, Liu Tiegui and Liu Xintai's nonsense have been shaken out, Liu Tiegui and Liu Xintai's uncle and nephew, naturally there is no good end, Li Lu's soak of urine flushed two corrupt officials out, people were all surprised after learning about it, and applauded.........