Ma Xiaodonkey has been looking at his mobile phone for three days, yes, he has to admit that he crossed and also has a mobile phone, the key is that there is only a mobile phone without a charger, but even if there is a charger, what do you use to charge it, he can't sleep, the mobile phone battery is running out, he wants to open the mobile phone to watch the last small movie, but he is very worried, his pants are off, his mother's power is out of fact he has not admitted that he is unlucky, but since he has been buying lottery tickets for a monthBut every time he cleverly avoided the seven numbers, he believed it.Seven numbers, bought eighteen times a month, and he didn't even match a single number.That's not all, when his classmates knew about it, they also went to buy lottery tickets, and he didn't buy anything that Ma Xiaodonkey bought, and he won the second prize and said that these are not disease-free, mainly to illustrate, how sad our protagonist is.Ma Xiaodonkey just shouted like a grandstander: "It's his mother's stupid fork who shoots the time-traveling drama" and then he crossed the time-traveler, everyone is a time-traveler and doesn't explain, what about him, just because he made a bet with his classmates before the crossing, "Who is a virgin and who doesn't have a little Dingding" Then, after he crossed over, there was really no no, he would not be willing to admit that he didn't have it anyway, at most it was a little smaller.For example, he is sixteen years old, but he is a pencil head, "summoning the mobile phone to find the host, and binding" summoning the mobile phone host to bind", and the horse and donkey, who are in a daze, suddenly heard such a sound and immediately sat up like a cramp."
Who, who the hell is it" Ma Xiaodonkey felt that he was really unlucky, and he also met a ghost when he crossed over."
It's me, where are you looking, here, here, are you a little tendon, where do you look at the beauty here, you deserve to be so old or a virgin" When such a long series of slightly pungent women's voices came, Ma Xiaodonkey finally found that the voice was from the mobile phone in his hand.I wiped it, the mobile business is too powerful, it's all done to the other world" Hey, don't pull a face longer than the black donkey's ass for Miss Ben to see, it will only make me want to vomit" I didn't think that the little girl in the camera had a very damaged mouth."
No, beauty, why are you in my phone" Ma Xiaodonkey found that he didn't know what to say."
It's rare to say this, what do you mean I'm in your phone, this is me, I'm this phone, now I've identified you as the master, do you understand" The woman looked impatient."
That, I understand, I understand, since you are a mobile phone, then do you have a charger" Charger At this time, he actually asked the charger In the face of such a beauty, he actually said not "Is the beauty about it", but the charger "No, no, Miss Ben is a god-level summoning mobile phone, and there is no need for a charger" The woman was close to going berserk."
Oh, that's what I'm saying, and there's no charger, and even if there's a charger, where are you plugged in, where are you plugged in, where are you plugged in, isn't it a little too much to say this sentence to a beautiful woman, "Which bastard tied the old lady to this stupid pig, the old lady wants to return it" Rampage, absolute rampage, where is this person, where is the host of the old lady's wisdom and martial arts, this is simply a stupid fork with a missing tendon in the head" I repeat, I am a summoning phone, I can summon anything you want, I don't need to charge it, so I don't need you to plug it in my place Hey, bah, it's pretty clear" "Ah, it's so amazing, can you help me summon a charger" Ma Xiaodonkey immediately asked with wide eyes.Charger, it's a charger again, are you fucking fucking with the charger is it "no" The female tigress temperament finally broke out like a flood."
Then help me summon a tow board" "No" "What about the chongqi doll" "Yes, but I won't give it to you" "Why" "There is no food in the world, do you think I'm a store or a bus, and I have to pay for the bus on the bus" The woman was already angry."
Hehe, I like your analogy, you like the bus the most, you can get on it by throwing two dollars" Ma Xiaodonkey said with a smile."
Fuck off, where the hell did you find the silk to punish the old lady" "I'll say it again at the end, although I'm a summoning phone, but I'm a beautiful noble and pure summoning phone that is out of low-level fun, just like you go to the supermarket to buy something, you can pay money to buy things from me, but it's not on credit" "Then how much does it cost me to buy a charger" "Woo woo, I'm going crazy, I don't need money, do you understand, what I want is what I want, I'm fucking mad at you, what I need is all kinds of virtual values" "What is that" "Others' curses on you, resentment, insults, ridicule can be exchanged" "How are they all bad, then others can't worship me, appreciate me, worship me" "It's okay, but there are specific conditions, of course this is my random out" "Oh, then how do I know how many of these virtual values are" "You can call up the attribute column, you see here, no, Your mother's hand pressed to the old lady and pressed the menu button.,Yes,That's it.,See it""Worship value:0。
Appreciation: 0.Curse Value: 100.Taunt value: 100 Grievance: 100 ""No, why are these good virtual values zero, and these bad virtual values are so many" Ma Xiaodonkey is very unusual, what is this unfair" This is going to ask yourself" The woman rolled her eyes and said, you don't know what you are doing, "What else is this" Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't care about those, as a mobile phone enthusiast, of course he wants to take a look."
It's the physiology of the host."
Ma Xiaodonkey clicked in and checked it, and found that except for the health column that was a little weak and the meridians were blocked, the others were not bad, as for the last invading body, he didn't take it seriously, anyway, as long as he wasn't invaded, "I feel that my body is quite good, why is the health value only seventy-five" Ma Xiaodonkey asked with some doubts."
You don't know what's wrong with your own body," the woman said, but her eyes were rather playfully aimed at a certain place of the horse and the donkey."
Ahem, is that all?"
"No, there are many more, because Miss Ben has to absorb nourishment from you, so she will naturally report to you, I can not only help you summon all kinds of things, but also help you feed back many things, such as the aura of this world, such as your health" "This is okay, not to mention that I still have hope of becoming a man again" Hearing this, Ma Xiaodonkey was immediately as happy as having diarrhea and finding the toilet."
So you're not a real man," the woman finally moved back to the game in relief.The woman went back, and the horse and the donkey lay on the table again.I have crossed over, and I even brought a summoning mobile phone over, the most important thing is that my identity is still the only son of Ma Haotian, the protector of the country, thinking that I used to watch those TV series when the rich second generation shouted all day long that this is not the life I wanted, the anger in my heart, Ma Xiaodonkey was even more excited, Lao Tzu could finally drive the carriage, scattering gold coins, and shouting: "This is not the life I want" flipped through the mobile phone, turned over and over and couldn't sleep, and finally Ma Xiaodonkey finally saw two words on the mobile phone screen:" "Oh, no, it's three words,,; mobile phone reading,