Looking at Ma Haotian's departing figure, Ma Xiaodonkey immediately took out his mobile phone and asked, "Xiao Ji Ji, can you summon me to a dry ice machine" "Damn, I won't let you call me Xiao Ji Ji." ”Yang Ji roared angrily."
Don't be angry, it's said that when a woman is angry, some places will sag."
Ma Xiaodonkey said with a wink at the phone screen.", don't be disgusting old lady, by the way, what do you want that thing for" Yang Ji knew that reasoning with this guy would only make her angry, so she simply asked the question directly."
It's nothing, I just want to get a dry ice maker to play with, and of course help me get some liquid dry ice by the way.""
Oh, you want to accumulate some yin virtue for the old fellow.I can't imagine that you still have a little conscience" Yang Ji figured out what had happened, and immediately exclaimed."
The old guy has killed too many people in his life, I always feel that he will go to hell after he dies, anyway, if you can help him accumulate some virtue, maybe you can pull him from the eighteenth floor of hell to the seventeenth floor," Ma Xiaodonkey said casually."
Even if you have a little conscience, it's not impossible to summon this dry ice machine, but your virtual value seems to be gone, and the old lady doesn't take credit," Yang Ji said with a pinched waist."
The curse value and the resentment value have been used up" Speaking of these, Ma Xiaodonkey wanted to scold the street, I really don't know what my body has done, it's been five years since they used up the curse value, how many things should I have done to have children without holes, "You are still too little, you must know how many things these virtual values have helped you summon, a set of modern living environments have been summoned for you, and you still said that they have run out of use, go to you" Yang Ji has really never seen such a shameless person, and he has only followed him, This guy's curse value is directly capped by the resentment value, this guy is scared, he wants anything to exchange these virtual values directly, year after year, completely treat himself as an ATM, even if it's an ATM, you also have to have a bank card with unlimited value "Oh, then do I still do something bad to make people resent me" Ma Xiaodonkey said to himself thoughtfully."
Fuck your uncle, five years, let you eat steamed buns every day, you can't eat enough, not to mention that these curse values are simply his mother's stink, the old lady has eaten enough, the old lady wants to vomit when she smells that smell now, hurry up and get some good ones for the old lady" Yang Ji is really fed up, not to mention steamed buns, it's big fish and meat every day, and she eats and vomits without changing it for five years, not to mention these stinky things, she is embarrassed to say, she has always felt that her breasts are not as big as before, and she must be hungry with this child without holes."
So what do you think I should do to get the virtual value that can be exchanged for the Dry Ice Maker in the shortest possible time?"
"I want to think about it" "Summons the mobile host to trigger a new mission, exchange: Dry Ice Maker and Liquid Dry Ice.Required taunt value: 800.Insult Value: 1,000. ”"Mission time, two weeks.""
Mission punishment, psychedelic two hours.""
The first time the host triggers the task, reward a few roses, a piece of banana peel, and a few smelly ones" Hearing the sound of the summoning mobile phone system in his head, Ma Xiaodonkey was as shocked as if he saw a woman change her aunt's towel for the first time."
It's been five years since Lao Tzu summoned things, how did he trigger the quest for the first time," Ma Xiaodonkey immediately asked."
Are you a task, you are endlessly taking, you are taking the profits of fishermen, do you know that your body will do so many bad things, make so many people hate you, so many people curse you" Thinking of the kind of thing that has been eaten for five years, Yang Ji wanted to run away. ”Oh, that's the case, but, what the hell does it mean to be psychedelic for two hours, and what kind of roses, banana peels, and smelly, this is a reward, this is completely when Lao Tzu is a waste recycling station, oh, no, it's not a waste recycling station, it's a waste recycling station, that's just an insult to the waste recycling station, this is a living Lao Tzu as a dung pit" Ma Xiaodonkey was very unhappy, the first mission, it sounded good, and what kind of reward, who gave a stinky reward If it is a general, boost morale before the war: Sons, slaughter the opponents in front of you, and all of them will be rewarded after the victory" As a result, those soldiers bravely killed the enemy and returned with a great victory, and as a result, the general climbed high and shouted: "Soldiers, sons, you are brave, you are invincible, you have made great contributions, so I want to reward each of you with a stinky lump" I will go, what a domineering reward, it is estimated that it is strange not to mutiny."
I don't know, anyway, since it's a summoning phone, it will definitely be useful.As for the psychedelic two hours, haven't you tried it three years ago, you dropped your phone in the toilet, and then "ah" Ma Xiaodonkey just wanted to die, this is okay, psychedelic two hours, that time I was just a psychedelic for a quarter of an hour, and I ran for a quarter of an hour in the entire Protectorate Mansion, and it was because of that naked, run, that I couldn't enter the news that I couldn't enter the city, and everyone knew that "it's okay boy, it's a big deal to run around the city again, Let everyone see the majestic and domineering pencil head of the great man Tu Hu Guogong's son," Yang Ji also fell into the well."
Hey, hey, hey" However, Ma Xiaodonkey was not angry when he heard her words."
What are you laughing at?"
asked Yang Ji."
It's nothing, I feel that this mobile phone is quite capable of tossing, and there are rewards and punishments, I don't know if I will be rewarded with a beautiful woman one day" Ma Xiaodonkey said with a smile."
Cut, do you have the ability to use it" Yang Ji hit him mercilessly."
It's okay after all," Ma Xiaodonkey rubbed viciously on the screen of his mobile phone, but this part happened to be some part of Yang Ji's."
Ah, stinky hooligans, die" Yang Ji finished scolding, and the mobile phone screen went black and disappeared."
Hmph, fight with me," Ma Xiaodonkey wiped his nose on his shoes, and scratched his back with his mobile phone and said evilly."
Isn't it just the value of being ridiculed and humiliated for two weeks, see if Lao Tzu is uneven" Ma Xiaodonkey just wanted to put the mobile phone in his pocket, but saw that the mobile phone screen was lit up again, and Yang Ji's face was exposed again."
That," Yang Ji's face was a little embarrassed."
If you have something to say quickly, if you want to get rid of it quickly, Lao Tzu is hundreds of thousands of people a second" Ma Xiaodonkey has long been not afraid of this Yang Ji."
That, what you just said, is it true that a woman is angry that will sag",,; mobile phone reading,