Not to mention how angry the bird was, just his appearance did bear this ugly word baldness, his bald head was like a vulture, and his whole body was also sparsely feathered.When you are drenched in the rain, how ugly it must be.Can't blame Qu Shiqing for saying that he is ugly and a bird, and it is not easy to do it to his point, but this is still an extremely confident bird, and he was thrown directly into the corner by the horse and the little donkey, and the bird still said to Qu Shiqing that he was ugly."
It's not that I'm bragging, I fell in love with Lao Tzu's birds back then, it was a red flag exhibition, but Lao Tzu didn't disdain it at all, I don't care if you know a little girl, you say I'm ugly, I seriously suspect that you have a problem with your eyes" No one paid attention to him, Ma Xiaodonkey lit a fire outside and boiled a pot of water.Spending the night in this wilderness, the role of Ma Xiaodonkey's summoning mobile phone is highlighted, what pots and pans, household items can be purchased in a set.But now it is obviously not necessary, and since it is in the wild, it is necessary to have the consciousness of the wild.Otherwise, what's the difference between that and being at home?"
Well, this is good, you kid is good, and you know how to boil some boiling water for the uncle to take a bubble bath, I tell you, that's right, people have to know how to respect the elderly, understand whether you understand filial piety, don't understand but don't understand, boy, I think you do this a little bit indiscriminately, uncle, what do I need most now Do you know that it is not a hot bath, but good wine and good food, uncle, I am hungry, after eating and drinking enough, the uncle will go to take a bath, that is comfortable, do you understand" This is almost the ugliest bird in the world is still awesome, It was as if the horse and the donkey were his grandsons."
It's not that I'm bragging, what kind of conditions Lao Tzu hasn't tried, now we don't need to talk about those vanity, just feed Lao Tzu, it's okay" Still no one paid attention to him.The horse and the donkey had already boiled the water."
Oh fuck, this can't work, boy, this temperature is too high, you want to burn your uncle and me" The bald bird immediately screamed when he saw the horse and the little donkey boiling the water."
In my hometown, there is a thing called sauna, after the sauna, not to mention how comfortable he is, I see that you are so well-informed, I want to try it for you, I tell you, I will give you a try, you will definitely like it, by the way, I also shed this hair, do not charge you for the haircut" Ma Xiaodonkey finished speaking, and he was eager to try to catch the bald bird."
Don't, don't be your uncle, I don't know if you're uneasy and kind, you're going to boil me in boiling water, don't come over your uncle, don't come over" The bald bird tried to flutter the wings of the two birds, but it was estimated that it was really weak, and it fluttered a few times, but it didn't flutter."
Don't you say you're cold, bubble boiling water won't be cold, and after soaking, you won't feel hungry," said Ma Xiaodonkey, rolling up his sleeves."
Little rabbit, do you think I don't know what you want to do, you ate Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is still hungry, let me tell you, my meat is old and smelly, even if you cook it for ten days and half a month, it won't be rotten" Finally, he is no longer so awesome and coaxing."
But, I'm hungry too, I'm hungry but it's okay, the little girl who is like a flower, you can't let the family starve," the horse and the little donkey slowly approached the bald bird step by step, looking like a strange uncle with glasses who abducted children."
And I've long heard that bird meat is delicious" "No, bird meat is delicious, but my meat is not delicious, do you want to eat bird meat, I'll call you a few birds, you don't eat me" "Can you call birds" Ma Xiaodonkey stopped and asked, don't you say that if you really want him to eat the meat of this old rascal, he really can't eat it, not to mention the bald hair, how do you look like a leprosy "That's of course, Lao Tzu is the lord of ten thousand feathers, what birds do you want to eat, I'll call a few for you to come over" This guy bragged again, Anyway, you don't want money to brag."
Oh, it seems that you are quite good, then catch a few phoenixes for Lao Tzu to barbecue," Ma Xiaodonkey said with a smile."
Ahem, cough, you, your uncle's phoenix meat is not delicious, as soon as you eat a mouthful of flames, I think you can just get a few sparrow pheasants or something" As a result, the old rascal really called a few pheasants, just see it as if it was castrated and screamed a few times, and after a while, a few pheasants fell from outside the tent."
Okay, you still have some ability" Ma Xiaodonkey was indeed hungry, and immediately dehaired a few pheasants in boiling water, and by the way asked the bald bird if it wanted to eat.As a result, people are very principled, as the king of ten thousand feathers, it will never eat the meat of the same kind of people."
It's quite backbone" The bald bird's righteous words made Ma Xiaodonkey rarely admire it."
People are a principled bird king," the bald bird said righteously.For barbecue, after all, Ma Xiaodonkey used to eat it often, so he still has a lot of experience, what cumin, pepper, big powder, summoned a bunch, and then began to roast.In a few moments, a mouth-watering scent filled the tent.", goo-dong" The bald bird swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "I said boy, what did you get, it smells so good" "Bird meat" "No, I think it, you must not be bird meat, you must be afraid that I will eat it, right" "It's bird meat" Ma Xiaodonkey repeated.At this time, the bird meat has been roasted and yellow, and those who watch it move their index fingers."
No, you lied to me, my old man has been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years, how can I let you deceive you casually, isn't it, you let the old man and I taste it" The old bald bird's face has reached a certain thickness "Give, taste it" This time, Ma Xiaodonkey didn't bother with him, and really threw a piece of it over.As a result, such a large piece of mountain chicken meat was directly swallowed by it, and swallowed it, "My day, it's really fucking delicious, I said boy, what kind of meat are you, why is it so delicious, it's definitely not pheasant, pheasant meat is not so delicious" Ma Xiaodonkey didn't pay attention to him, and began to chew and eat the other two roasted ones with Qu Shiqing one by one.And, of course, Ma Xiaodonkey also got a bottle of cold beer.Barbecue with beer, that taste is refreshing, "What do you drink, how does it smell so good" The bald bird moved his bulky body again."
Beer, pheasant" Ma Xiaodonkey took a sip of beer, gnawed on the muscles, not to mention, the outside is charred and the inside is tender, not to mention how delicious it is, "Is that a good thing, I'll know it as soon as I taste it, or else, you give me a taste and try it" It's 150,000 words before it is recommended, the new book period is almost over, do you want to do less and more,,; mobile phone reading,