After serving the bald bird for a few days with good wine and food, Ma Xiaodonkey felt that it was time for him to make conditions."
Old bald, is that bird meat delicious or not, beer is not delicious" The bald bird is also a bird spirit, looked at the smile of the horse and the little donkey, and stepped back before saying: "How do I feel that you are beating my idea, I can tell you, don't think, people are very pure and single-minded and only love the mother bird" "Roll the calf, I just asked you if the bird meat is delicious, whether the beer is good or not, and I don't look at your miserable appearance" The horse and the little donkey wanted to vomit, but I didn't think that this guy had misunderstood."
I'm just a little handsome, but, then again, that bird meat, no, that meat is very delicious, that wine, although it is a little lighter, but it is still very refreshing to drink" This bald bird's self-perception is simply invincible."
Do you want to continue to eat and drink from now on?"
Ma Xiaodonkey's smile was like a strange Shu millet."
Yes, of course I want to, but how do I feel that you are not at ease" Bald Bird is quite smart "What can I think, that is, like you, I am a little more handsome, those demons are thinking about catching Lao Tzu and their double cultivation, but Lao Tzu is also like you, single-minded, I can't bear to have a wife at home, do you say I will double cultivate with them, so" Ma Xiaodonkey said these words, and his heart was disgusted.The bald bird twisted his head and looked at the horse and the little donkey, smacked his lips and said: "Although, you are still very far away from me, and you can see it, but if you say that there is a wife in the family and you don't know it, then I suspect that you are not because of the same single-minded problem as me, but that you are not brainy, or that thing is not good" However, this double cultivation must not be able to do, if it is a decent family, although it pretends to be benevolent and moral, but at least the exercises are still mutually beneficial, The evil door is crooked, then your small body, you can only become a human being, no, no, no, "yes, just said that you are not easy to fool, this is not the way again.""
Yes, yes, so, I think, now there must be a lot of people in front of them taking off their pants and waiting for Lao Tzu to go and double cultivate with them, it is definitely not possible to take the official road, take the small road, there is the base camp of those evil and crooked ways, in short, wherever you go, Lao Tzu is chaste, Lao Tzu is chaste is not guaranteed, you don't want to eat so good meat and drink such good wine" "It seems to make sense to say it, I was speechless.However, this doesn't seem to have much to do with me, it's a big deal not to eat meat" This sentence directly choked the horse and the little donkey and rolled their eyes.Uncle, you don't play cards according to common sense, people Huang Rong can use roast chicken in exchange for eighteen palms of the dragon, why can't you get here?
”"Do you want to wash the sauna" "Do you know if you are forcing Liang to be a prostitute" "Just like you, you want to be a prostitute, you don't want money and don't want to prostitute you, hurry up and say if you want to wash it, Lao Tzu can boil water" "Okay, okay, you say, how do you want me to help you" The bald bird was single at this time."
Teach me your bird-control technique, if I learn the bird-control technique, I will take a small road, I can know the news in advance, and I know that I will not be defeated in a hundred battles" Ma Xiaodonkey remembers a web novel he read called Beast Zhai, it feels really awesome, I can't hold it, I can't hold it, "You still let me take a sauna" The old bald bird vetoed directly."
You just told me, I'll make you a few more delicious and good wine in the future, to ensure that you enjoy it" The horse and the donkey are hard, so come to the soft, numb, and bald bird's appearance, and then boil the water, not to mention how disgusting it is" Really" The bald bird's slippery eyes came out of blue light again."
If it's fake", "It's still not good", "My day, your uncle, believe it or not, Lao Tzu punched your mouth into prostatitis" Ma Xiaodonkey was also angry."
Hey, it's not that I don't teach you, the main thing is that I have a family heirloom, not a foreign one" The old bald bird looked embarrassed, but he was already ugly, this embarrassment was even more terrifying to death "Then do you still have a little bald bird" Ma Xiaodonkey almost wanted to roll his eyes."
No" "yes, you can fucking jump for a few days, maybe one day you will kick your legs, do you really want to let this family pass on the extinction of the school" "It seems to make sense, although you curse me and I won't die, but I don't want to give birth to a bird, it's not impossible to teach you, but you want to worship me as a teacher" It finally spit out."
Really" "Really.And there must be conditions. ”"Wori, you still have no end, what conditions, you can't have a fart to let it go" "First of all, if you want to learn to control birds, you must treat yourself as a bird from your heart, how to say it, that is, you have to really treat birds as friends, real friends."
You can't use birds as tools and food" "But I see that you eat it very deliciously" "Do I have it, I just eat meat, not bird meat," the bald bird said strongly."
Okay, good, it's not bird meat, is it just these conditions" "That's all, but you don't want to apprentice, Lao Tzu is annoying those things, get a few barbecues first, twelve bottles of beer, I'll be happy before I say" "Let's do it" To be honest, Ma Xiaodonkey really can't worship it, don't let worship just right.With this master, Ma Xiaodonkey immediately chose to take the path, although he knew that the mountain had a feeling that the tiger was biased towards the tiger mountain, but with this bird control technique, he was not afraid.As a result, when the bald bird had eaten and drunk, and the little donkey was looking for him to study, the old fellow actually burped and said that he was sleepy, and only said in the evening.As a result, Ma Xiaodonkey had no choice but to carry a bald bird with a skin and take Qu Shiqing to continue to hurry, and went to a remote place to drill.finally waited until the bald bird woke up, but the girl gritted her teeth and looked like she was going to die with righteousness, and finally found a small pebble to come over.In the end, he was ruthless, and made a nail-sized cut on his claws."
Come on, come on, good apprentice, hurry up and drink" The little donkey who watched wanted to vomit."
I don't drink, I want to learn bird control" "Your uncle, drink Lao Tzu's blood, what bird control will become, if you don't drink, you won't be able to practice it for the rest of your life" looked at what he said very well, and this bald bird was extremely shrewd, and it was impossible to cut himself if he had nothing to do, so Ma Xiaodonkey had the right to believe him once.However, he really couldn't put his mouth down and drank it directly on Na Laipi, so he simply summoned a wine cup, took a little bit, gritted his teeth, and drank it with breath holding."
It's not that I'm bragging, I'm telling you, my blood, even if it's the ancestor of Penglai, I want to drink it Lao Tzu won't give it to him, I also see that your kid is pleasing to the eye before giving you a drink" The horse and the little donkey donkey can't care about anything Penglai ancestor or something, because he only feels hot, the blood of this bald bird is like boiling oil, and the hot horse and donkey want to jump, and finally swallow it into the stomach.As a result, there was a buzzing in his mind, which made him faint directly and looked at the horse and the little donkey fainted, and the bald bird scratched his bald head with one paw, and said thoughtfully: "Obediently, I forgot to tell him, I want to temporarily block my hearing, otherwise there are too many voices and I can't stand it" But looking at his appearance, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like he has forgotten.，，； mobile phone reading,