After being reminded by the old bald bird, Ma Xiaodonkey remembered that he had seen an introduction to the river in the Imperial Atlas.The mother river of the Optimus Empire, the river of happiness.The river runs through the entire Empire, like a long dragon from east to west.There are not many records about the Happy River, on the one hand, because the empire was established for several decades, and it was too late to rejuvenate the country and recuperate, let alone any human geography investigation.On the other hand, the Optimus Empire doesn't care much about this aspect of things.A river, no matter how much you investigate and investigate, it is still there, flowing slowly and slowly.A high mountain, whether you investigate it or not, he is also there, and he will not be moved away because of Yugong.However, this Happy River is the mother river of the Qingtian Empire, and even if Wudang Lake is a tributary of the Happy River, it has a long history, the years have changed, and the river in the middle has silted up and has become a lake.The farthest distance between the entire Qingtian Empire and the Happy River is only tens of thousands of miles.The territory of the Optimus Empire is almost a long strip that continues with the river of happiness.Of course, because the Optimus Empire is located in a remote area and the mounds of earth are seriously desertified, the water of the Happy River has been muddy for many years, and from a distance it looks like a yellow dragon lying in the middle of the Optimus Empire.The water in the river of happiness is undrinkable, a river that can't drink when you sleep, and there will be some floods from time to time, I really don't know why it is called happiness by others.The only thing that can explain this is the smooth flow of water transportation.Perhaps this is the reason why it is called the Happy River, and wherever the transportation is developed, the economy will also be developed.At this time, the dark clouds were already thick, and seeing that the wind was about to rise, Ma Xiaodonkey and the others clearly saw that at least five or six ships were approaching them in the distance.It seemed that they had come to escape the storm very quickly, and the ships were clear on the yellow water.The first to come ashore was a rather luxurious steamer, and the whole ship looked domineering.As soon as the boat docked, a middle-aged man dressed as a subordinate jumped down from above, and as soon as the man saw the two horses and donkeys, he pointed at the two of them and said: "Hey, you two little turtles, haven't you seen such a beautiful boat, hurry up and come over to help Lao Tzu, do you know who is on this boat The senior brother of the Xishu Sword Sect, Zhuge Qingfeng is afraid of scaring you when he says it" This guy's arrogant words are extremely shocking, in his opinion, as long as he reports the name of the Xishu Sword Sect, These countrymen didn't hurry over and kneel and lick it.However, Ma Xiaodonkey and Qu Shiqing glanced at each other, and they had never heard of this Xishu Sword Sect "I'm sorry, I'm not interested" Ma Xiaodonkey shrugged his shoulders and continued to look at his scenery."
Hey, little rabbit cub, you really don't want to live, it doesn't matter if you haven't heard of the Xishu Sword Sect, it doesn't matter if you think you are such a turtle, it is impossible to hear such a tall existence, because the Xishu Sword Sect is an insult to be heard by you, come and fuck over and help, otherwise believe it or not, Lao Tzu slaughtered you" "Oh, I'm so scared" Ma Xiaodonkey pretended to be very scared, but anyone who looked at it could see that the expression was fake."
But when I saw your face, I wanted to vomit, what do you say" The man thought that he had met only a mountain villager, and a word could scare them into a fart.As a result, he was almost angry with Ma Xiaodonkey's words, but just when he was about to get angry, he suddenly heard a scream in the distance."
Beware of the car that can't be stopped, the car can't be stopped" followed by a boom, and the light ship crashed into the sand."
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my piloting skills are not good, next time it's fine" There was a fat man standing on the ship, with a round face, and when he smiled, he was simply Maitreya Buddha."
It's you" As soon as the middle-aged man who was still arrogant just now saw the fat man, he immediately retreated a few steps back."
Yo, who was I at the time, isn't this Xishu little broken what, you also want to catch the body of the Yin Haha, it's really laughing to death" I didn't think that the fat man was quite small, just now that guy had an incomparable bull fork in his mouth, and the Xishu Sword Sect that made people kneel and lick when they heard it became a small break in his mouth "Little poison, I can't imagine that you not only use poison methods first-class, but even this mouth is so vicious" At this time, a guy who came out of the luxurious steamer took the fat man's words."
Yo yo yo, the little shameless one is afraid, and another big shameless one has come out, what, saying that you are broken and you are still not convinced, is it that Lao Tzu still has to call you to break the household, what's the matter, there is a kind of you come to beat me, come to beat me" The fat man looked cheap, especially shouting what you come to beat me, you come to beat me, and the horses and donkeys who watched wanted to rush over and slap him a few times."
Hmph, it's just relying on the means of the next three people, relying on the blessing of the family, what is there to be proud of" The man obviously didn't give an inch."
Lao Tzu is using three indiscriminate means, that is, relying on his family, how can you hit me, don't dare, don't dare, hurry up and give Lao Tzu a slippery fuck out" The fat man said that he was fat, and he really gasped."
Lao Tzu won't let me, see what you dare to do to me, a little poison from the Tang Sect" I didn't expect that guy to be a hard stubble.At this time, there were four or five boats parked around, but when they heard the identity of the fat man, they all moved the boats again, and moved away from the fat man.After all, no one wants to be a neighbor with a guy who has to add some highly poisonous powder to his meal.This fat man is none other than the descendant of the Tang Sect of Xishu who has made the whole world smell and change, Tang Haotian heard the name of Duo Ritian and the guy on the luxury ship is the eldest disciple of the Xishu Sword Sect, Zhuge Qingfeng.As the saying goes, one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, and between the two major sects that belong to Xishu, there has long been tension, but they have all considered a lot, so they have not moved.The Tang Sect is best at poison and weapons, but it is a family heirloom.The Xishu Sword Sect is a sect, recruiting disciples, and it is becoming more and more powerful, but after all, it doesn't dare to really fight against the Tang Sect, which can ambush millions of corpses with a wave of his hand.However, the real knife and the real gun don't dare, it doesn't mean that the cannon battle on the mouth is not bloody, "Cut, I want to vomit when I see you, how can I drip you, if you don't move, I'll stop next to you" Unexpectedly, at this time, the fat man's return is not domineering at all.It's even funny."
You want to stop with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is still not happy, Ah Fu, drive the boat out and dock" Zhuge Qingfeng turned out to be the same as the fat man, playing God Reversal In the end, on the huge sea, only Tang Haotian's own small ship was left docked there, and the rest of the people were as far away as they could.Anyway, the coastline is long."
Cut, Lao Tzu is comfortable to stop alone," Tang Haotian said to himself.However, even the horse and the donkey could hear the loneliness in those words.Soon, however, the fat man cried out again."
My day, how can this boat stop, who can help Lao Tzu" As soon as the fat man's words came out, a burst of laughter sounded on the ship of the Xishu Sword Sect, "Hahaha, I can't imagine that there are idiots in the world who won't stop the boat, I think you better go back and wear open crotch pants, otherwise you won't take off your pants and wet the bed when you don't need to pee" Zhuge Qingfeng teased."
Is it great to stop the boat, Lao Tzu can solve it for a silver or two, and it is also worth your smile like a dog's mouth cracked to your ears," the fat man Tang Haotian sneered."
I want to see who will help you with a little poison to dock the boat on this beach, that is really an old birthday star who eats arsenic and is impatient," Zhuge Qingfeng said.As soon as he finished saying this, there was silence on the boats all around.It's like a ghost ship, the disembarkation of those who have just disembarked from the ship, the docking of the shore, the anchoring of the anchor, and there is no sound at all for a while."
Didn't I just say it, no one will help you stop the boat, you just pull your broken boat here in the rain and wait for the weather to clear, oops, don't say, this rain is starting to fall heavily, do you want to go home and collect your clothes" Zhuge Qingfeng saw this scene, and he was even more embarrassed like a turtle grandson.This outcome was something he had predicted."
Otherwise, I'll stop you for a tael of silver, you just said it" At this time, Ma Xiaodonkey said suddenly.Qu Shiqing hurriedly pulled the horse and the little donkey, he had already seen that since everyone was reluctant to approach this fat man at this time, and he was still an expert in poisoning, then as a smart person, it was better to protect himself and stay away.However, the horse and the donkey licked their faces and leaned up."
Okay, good, good, brother, in the future, you will be my friend of Xishu Tangmen, you help me park the boat, I will give you 10,000 taels" The fat man was pressed uncomfortably, Ma Xiaodonkey was like a god descending from heaven, helping himself to slap Zhuge Qingfeng's face, how unhappy was he "No, I only need one or two silver" Ma Xiaodonkey is also a stubborn guy, besides, compared to silver, there are really few more silver than him in the world."
Boy, you don't have to be crazy if you want money, even if you are a turtle, you shouldn't even be a kind of goods in Xishu Tangmen, is it poor and crazy, that Lao Tzu takes pity on you, reward you with a hundred and ten taels, hurry up and go home, don't blame Lao Tzu for not reminding you" Zhuge Qingfeng was simply angry at this unsightly goods.But as long as he can fight Tang Haotian, he is still willing to make the last effort."
No, I just want one or two of his silver," Ma Xiaodonkey didn't even look at him."
You" Zhuge Qingfeng was almost angry, but fortunately, he could still stay calm."
Why" he wondered why."
Because you are very bad feng shui" How should life be spent We can no longer achieve the unity of the family to govern the country and level the world, so let's live our own lives happily, listen to sad songs, watch pleasant movies and novels, and finally, live your own fucked days and listen to sad songs, in order to arouse the regrets that belong to the past in everyone's hearts.Watching enjoyable movies and novels is because life is already so difficult, why not let yourself relax for a moment.ss4509291 Finally,Ask for recommendation,Collection,,; mobile phone reading,