Do you pay back the movie tickets you owe to Xingye, Ma Xiaodonkey has always bragged like firecrackers, and the crackling can't stop at all.There is also a bad taste of watching the excitement and not thinking about it.In addition, he has a transcendent and holy big flicker complex, at this time, as soon as he comes up, he will naturally give the Lion Emperor a big move, and the Lion Emperor who directly hits him doesn't want it.Many years later, Tang Haotian, who had experienced this incident, recalled the scene at this moment, and couldn't help but take a deep breath of the "Tang Donkey brand" cigarettes planned by his boss and he was responsible for the production and operation, and then came out with a sentence from the bottom of his heart."
The boss's flickering magic is really a rare opponent in the world," then took another deep puff of his cigarette, looked up at the clear blue sky at a forty-five degree angle, spit out a smoke ring, and muttered to himself in his old voice like a donkey's buttocks."
At that moment, I seemed to see the loneliness of the boss, and the boss was lonely because he was invincible.How lonely is invincible, how empty is invincible" "What do you say" Lion Emperor Ace couldn't believe his ears.Lao Tzu eats a good taste, good teeth, good appetite, and every night can still make the lioness howl to don't want it, where will Lao Tzu be sick, then the girl will be sick, your mother is sick, your whole family is sick, those lion soldiers heard this, and they wanted to rise up, pick up the big claws of the grinding plate, and look hard at the face, calling death, this humble human being who dares to open his mouth.It's best to scold while slapping back, "Let your dog's mouth fart and let your dog's mouth fart" However, when they saw the five kings lying on the ground, they felt that they had better give up, otherwise, I am afraid that they would have to be like them, lying there like a salted fish."
I said, Your Majesty, you are sick and sick, and if you don't treat it, you will be afraid" Ma Xiaodonkey did not blush and heartbeat because of this.Tang Haotian looked at Ma Xiaodonkey's face, and he also admired it, obediently, he couldn't do it by himself with this style of bragging.This cheek is going to be at least thick from Xishu to the far north forest, "I'm not sick" Ace was disturbed.I'm afraid that anyone who walks on the street suddenly rushes over and says, you want to slap that person a few times if you are sick, but even if you fan, you will think in your mind, Lao Tzu will not be really sick, hurry up to the hospital to see it, Ace is no exception.Ma Xiaodonkey shook his head, but did not shake his heart to continue to flicker because of Ace's words."
Your Majesty is not sick, you are not sick, you take two steps, take two steps" Ace didn't know the situation, but after all, he was the king of the clan, so naturally he wouldn't really take a few steps like a clown."
The widow is not sick," he replied very simply, "Then does Your Majesty often feel anxious?""
No," Ace replied, already a little lacking in confidence.Yes, he often felt anxious."
Does Your Majesty often feel lost" "No" "Does Your Majesty often feel depressed and often think cranky" "No.No" "Do you often feel that you can't achieve anything, you are afraid of everything, and you feel that you can't do anything" "Yes, a little" "Do you often hesitate to do anything" "You, how do you know" Ace couldn't believe it.Ma Xiaodonkey said so much, and every piece hit the nail on the head."
Hear me out first.Do you just want to sleep every day, feel deprived of your whole body, and can't even lift your spirits at night" "Yes" "Do you often feel guilty, often regret what you have done before, often imagine that if I was at the beginning, I wouldn't be like it now" "Yes" "Are you" "Yes" "Yes" At the end, Ace's tears came out.It seems that I am really sick, and I'm afraid it's not just as simple as the gut, the popularity is hopelessly ill, he doesn't want to die, but it's like this, it's better to die, but, I can't die, I don't want to die, I'm so uncomfortable, it's better to die, it's a hundred, but, my child and the entire green lion demon clan, "Your Majesty, you are depressed" Ma Xiaodonkey doctor finally made a diagnosis, "Depression, what is that" Ace has never heard of such a disease.Could it be the lion plague, "Your Majesty, were you born at the end of the year" Ma Xiaodonkey suddenly asked another inexplicable word."
You know that," Ace's eyes changed as he looked at the horse and the donkey.Could it be that this guy is still his own hero who has never been masked and is named his father, "Ahem, I count." ”I'm rubbing, you're a standard Pisces personality at all, it's hard to guess isn't Pisces still born around the end of the year.As soon as Ma Xiaodonkey finished saying this, even Tang Haotian's face changed.If you talk about fooling, it's still nonsense, just right.However, even when people were born can guess, this is not a fairy, it is someone else's Lao Tzu, it is awesome, it is not only a big cow problem, at least ten or eight cows have been born to have such a big bull, the boss is really mysterious, just like the ass of the saint Dongfeng night flowers.Tang Haotian thought sincerely.And at this time, Tang Qingyou, who was hiding in the distance, sneezed for no reason, inexplicably, who missed me again, "Immortal, please save me, save my green lion clan" Ace really believed it this time, he was terminally ill, and the entire green lion demon clan was really in danger Ah Ma Xiaodonkey shook his head and did not speak.Tang Haotian also felt that Ma Xiaodonkey's performance at this time was a little too much.Paralyzed, it's easy to take off the girl's pants, what shouldn't you do, why do you still let others put on clothes, don't really become a hole, "Don't save it, keep your son first" Ma Xiaodonkey said."
The gods can really save my son" Even if he knew that the other party was a divine doctor, he was skeptical, as if a divine doctor said that he could make the eunuch's thing grow again."
Of course, you're like that."
If I don't let your child come down again, will I let you die?"
"Thank you so much for the miracle doctor" Ace fell to his knees all of a sudden."
Hey," said the little donkey with a sigh."
Actually, I'm nosy.I shouldn't have been in charge of all of this.But I can't help it," Ma Xiaodonkey said earnestly.Where is it like a magic stick at this time.It's as if he is admonishing his disobedient children and grandchildren, "Divine Doctor, Great Kindness, you Ace, my entire Green Lion Demon Clan is grateful" "Okay, good, see your sincerity, I should give you a clue." ”Ma Xiao Donkey said.Then he shook his head and spat out two words."
Feng Shui.""
What feng shui" "This place where you live, this forest, feng shui is not good.Feng Shui Feng Shui, there is wind and water, but you look at your place is completely covered by the woods, there is no wind and no water, have you imagined that one day, you can't breathe fresh air and drink a little clean water, then even if you are strong, it will be a dead end" The horse and the donkey began to break "I have heard of Feng Shui, but I don't understand it" Ace asked with eyes like copper bells.The horse and the donkey shook his head, and his heart blossomed.Paralyzed, if you understand, I'm still fooling a fart, and I don't understand, but Lao Tzu will pretend to understand very well, in fact, Ma Xiaodonkey is really a little unbearable.It's still the same sentence, fools are too easy to deceive, and liars will be soft-hearted.He really wanted to rush over, holding his neck and scolding, "You are so stupid, why are you so stupid, didn't you think that I lied to you" However, Ma Xiaodonkey didn't dare, he didn't want to hear Ya scolding him for a long time, and he replied to himself."
You lie to me, it's better to be for life", the little donkey really stopped cooking.Did he have to reply, "Don't do that?"
I'll be soft-hearted.I'm here to kill you" Then I really don't know if it's Ma Xiaodonkey or Ace, I met each other and walked the biggest shit luck in my life" Hey, forget it.Let's discuss this matter from the long term, I'd better save your son first" Ma Xiaodonkey's words, even the stupid fork could hear that he was trying to capture the old man.Just like Tang Haotian, he knows his heart clearly."
Ask the divine doctor to take care of my green lion clan" Ace is a good emperor, at least he didn't give up his people just because of it."
It's really cheap, it's almost almost late," Tang Haotian scolded in his heart, he really doubted that if someone was his daughter-in-law, would he help others push their waists, and say thank you to others while pushing back, don't be tired, "To tell you the truth, I can decide in a few seconds about tens of billions of things, but the matter of your green lion clan, I thought about it all night yesterday," Ma Xiaodonkey said from the bottom of his heart."
What was the result?"
Ace asked immediately.Looking at Ace's appearance, Tang Haotian was even more angry.Paralyzed, can you imagine that this is the emperor of a clan can you imagine that this is the lion of the king of all beasts can you imagine that this is the lion emperor who was abolished by others and had to work hard just now Fortunately, Tang Haotian himself has been trained for a long time at this stage of the horse and the little donkey, no matter how funny it is, he will not laugh, unless he can't help it.Otherwise, I would have laughed and my stomach hurt, "Let's think about this matter in the long run, let's save our son first," Ma Xiaodonkey said the same thing again.Tang Haotian felt that he had used a stalk too many times, it was boring, he had never seen a swollen stupid fork, the stupid one was too powerful, he was going to squirt out, and it was a left-right loop on one side and one side of the right loop, such a straightforward and superficial deception, do you have to believe it, it is really desperate enough Tang Haotian is really desperate for such a stupid fork.It seems that in the future, the task of maintaining the peace and prosperity of the stupid fork world can only be handed over to him, "Hey, Lao Tzu is still quietly a layman, and honestly be a principled beautiful man",,; mobile phone reading,