Hu Yangyun touched the droplets on his face with some doubts, but when he looked up, it was getting bigger and bigger, almost dripping on his face.He had dodged in time, but his face was still drenched.I was angry in my heart, and the roof of my school house was leaking, and when these errands were mixed, I suddenly smelled wrong.Paralyzed, how does this smell a little sassy."
Hahaha, Dog Emperor, let you taste the taste of the poor monk's holy water" At this moment, a rude voice came from above the roof."
Escort," the imperial doctor immediately shouted.And Hu Yangyun has been disgusted to death.Because he can basically be sure that this guy must have been on fire recently, and the smell is really fucking unpleasant "Hahaha, Lao Tzu's holy water tastes good" This person is naturally the black-hearted monk.This guy said he was going to pee, and he really came to pee.At this time, the shouts around them came one after another, and someone came to assassinate them on the first day of their new emperor's accession to the throne, which was really extraordinary.However, when someone jumps on the roof, where is there still the shadow of the black-hearted monk, the sadness of the preserved egg is just the same as the pain of the egg, and the sadness is over after a while.He knew that there was still a lot of work to do in the Sky Empire.The first thing he had to do was to connect with Xue Jia.The black-hearted monk finally rushed over."
You didn't die there" Pidan didn't like him, and the tone of his voice was naturally not good."
It's good to be dead, it's good to ascend to bliss early, but the monks don't say anything, they say that they want to pee, so they have to sprinkle anyway" This guy said very seriously.Picky Egg didn't bother with him anymore, and as for the guy talking about peeing, he didn't even believe a single curly hair.He knew how the boss knew this scoundrel, he only knew that this guy's cultivation was very high, and he kept Amitabha Buddha in his mouth all day long, but in fact he was a wine and meat monk.Pidan thinks that even if everyone goes to hell, he won't go to hell, this guy is a self-interested person who is alive and well.The most annoying thing is that this guy has a very solid basic skills in Buddhism, and he can't open his mouth at every turn to "I don't go to hell, who goes to hell" fucked "ball, let's go eat" The black-hearted monk is an absolute wonder, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling all kinds of love "don't eat" preserved eggs and are too lazy to take care of him."
Let's go, let's go" The black-hearted Taoist is also very self-cooked, and the preserved egg was dragged into it by him when he died."
Well, the shopkeeper, three plates of beef, three plates of chicken, and three plates of mutton" This guy orders all meat dishes, and he doesn't want any sparse dishes."
The best wine comes to the three altars" The shop's Xiao Er usually sees a lot of people from all over the world, and it is rare for monks to drink wine and eat meat, but they don't seem so shocked."
Okay, come right away" The black-hearted monk sat facing west, this is not the first time he has eaten preserved eggs with him, this is this guy's habit, he must eat facing west.According to his own words, instead of secretly breaking the precepts behind his back, it is better to show the Buddha openly, maybe he will forgive himself, he is facing the west is to eat the Buddha in the west to see it, but the preserved egg feels that this Buddha forgives no one will forgive him, this fucking is not with the coveting of other people's daughters-in-law, but also in front of the husband to move his hands and feet, and then, a plate of dishes began to go up, the black-hearted monk looked very gentle, first tidied up the dishes and chopsticks, Then he folded his hands and recited the scriptures for a while, and then grabbed them directly with his hands without using chopsticks, and the donkey forced his mouth to gnaw.Gnawing and gnawing, he still hummed, just like when he was very lucky to, the preserved egg began to eat the nearest plate, and he ate it in small bites."
Why don't you eat pork" preserved eggs are very strange, I have eaten with this guy a few times, this guy doesn't seem to have ordered pork once, "The pig is too ugly, greedy and weird, stupid and lazy, I'm afraid that eating pork will affect my image" The explanation he gave made the preserved egg want to vomit.Even if you look at a woman who is paralyzed, she can use contraception, and it will also affect your image."
And when the pig is killed, it is shocking to the heart, desperate to the liver, and eating will hurt people" This guy said one set of things."
You, is it really good for a monk to eat meat" Preserved Egg just wanted to choke him."
Not good" this guy is self-aware."
But what if I want to eat, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, since everyone is equal, why can't I eat if others can eat?""
Moreover, isn't there a saying that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart.If you don't eat wine and meat, how do you know that the Buddha is left in your heart?"
After the black-hearted monk finished speaking, he took a sip of wine and looked at the preserved eggs and said a little strangely: "Your heart is not pure, the Buddha will not bless you" The preserved eggs are completely speechless, paralyzed, I don't believe in Buddhism, the Buddha loves to bless and bless is not rare, but you are a monk with wine and meat, and you actually said that my heart is not pure" to tell you something, there is a monk, a young woman on the road to cross a single-plank bridge, the young woman can't pass, so the monk carried her over.Then others said that he was a monk who should not approach women, because he violated the precepts" I don't think much of this preserved egg, unless the woman is wearing a revealing outfit, and the old monk is unruly when carrying it."
Then, the monk said, I have already let go of this matter, you haven't let go yet" "So, I can eat whatever I want, and I can drink if I want to drink, but I forgot it after drinking, so naturally I can't talk about breaking the vows" Preserved eggs really have nothing to say.I don't know who the black-hearted monk is, anyway, Ma Xiaodonkey has known him for a long time, and Ma Xiaodonkey was playing with a SLR at the time, and as a result, this guy left the country.The sound of the SLR scared the guy to the ground, and then when he got up, he didn't want to.Ma Xiaodonkey gave him the SLR and explained it to him.As a result, the guy threw him a sack of gold and said that it belonged to him.Isn't this a little funny, and the little donkey didn't say to sell, "I gave you money, I took the things, isn't this a deal, what's the problem?"
said the black-hearted monk at the time."
Then, you saw a woman on the road, forcibly indecent to someone, and then threw a sack of gold to the person, telling them that this is a deal, is there any problem, do you see if the old man will beat you to death," Ma Xiaodonkey retorted.When the black-hearted monk heard this, he really felt that there was something wrong with it."
It's not the same," said the black-hearted monk."
Then I also need his man to beat me, I'll give him two sacks if I beat me, I can't beat me, that's a deal, don't be a deal, don't be a fool, I like this thing Buddha, it means that he has a relationship with me" This guy's theory can already be written in his own book.Of course, Ma Xiaodonkey didn't care about him, so he really called someone to resist a sack of gold and went back.After a long time, the monk found the horse and the donkey again.Ma Xiaodonkey knew that he would come, because even if this guy took the SLR, it would not be used, just by relying on this reason, Ma Xiaodonkey directly exchanged three sacks of gold from him, no one knows why this guy has so much gold, his bold shot made Ma Xiaodonkey, who likes to throw silver tickets into the moat, feel scared, so this guy fell in love with photography.And photography is a money-burning job, anyway, this guy is also a rich master, and Ma Xiaodonkey does not hesitate to exchange a little sack with him for technology, and at that stage, when Ma Xiaodonkey was in the limelight in the imperial city to marry the ninth princess, this guy has been quietly and secretly following.All the scenes were recorded.Ma Xiaodonkey actually saw him at the time, but he didn't take it seriously, he filmed this kind of thing casually, it was better than when Ma Xiaodonkey just sold the SLR to him, one day he suddenly ran over to show Ma Xiaodonkey the good things he took.As a result, when I opened it, it was all a smooth white and tender woman's buttocks, and it was better to see that this guy was so generous, Ma Xiaodonkey felt that this friend had made a deal.No way, if you meet a boss who is rich and stupid, then follow him well Of course, this guy has also got a lot of benefits here, computers, video recorders, and projectors have all slipped over.For these things, Ma Xiaodonkey was also embarrassed to pull back a few carts of gold from this guy.Especially the small generator, of course, Ma Xiaodonkey also sent him a lot of technology, what editing, what kind of S and other technologies were handed over to him.This guy has become a technical man, oh no, it's a technical flower monk Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't know where this guy is from, including the origin of the teacher.I just know that he is very powerful, and he can't hold it anymore.But he's just too stingy.When Ma Xiaodonkey left the imperial city, when he heard the news that Chen Yixin was looking for him in the market, he also got a message from the black-hearted Taoist by the way.He said he had recorded the entire video of Hu Yangyun's humiliation in the imperial city.And the clip is ready, ready to give the horse and the donkey as a big gift.So Ma Xiaodonkey had that idea.Of course, the music was found by the guy himself in the songs that Ma Xiaodonkey downloaded to his computer.The specific operation, but the effect of this guy and the preserved egg operation is simply just, anyway, this guy just asked him to do things in a proper manner, which is impossible.To do such a thing, that is a master, this is also the revenge of Ma Xiaodonkey for Hu Yangyun to leak his whereabouts,,; mobile phone reading,