"What guarantee do you use?"
Zhao Xiaoman raised his eyes to look at him: "Since it is guaranteed, there must be evidence, right?"
What do you want to use as a guarantee?
”......
"How about writing a guarantee?"
”Xi Jinyuan asked cautiously: "Just write that if you commit it again, you will punish me to kneel on the ground all night!"
”As soon as I finished speaking, I felt a little familiar.Not only him, but Zhao Xiaoman was also stunned, and when they remembered where they were familiar, they all laughed together, and Zhao Xiaoman smiled with a hint of embarrassment: "You......
How did I learn from my dad!
”Isn't it?
Kneeling all night when she makes a mistake, isn't that the way her parents used to get along?
Especially a few months ago, I gave them a live demonstration.Xi Jinyuan was also a little embarrassed, he didn't know how to say such a thing, but since he said it, he didn't regret it.The relationship between the father-in-law and the mother-in-law is what Xi Jinyuan has always envied, if he can make his daughter-in-law happy, it is nothing for him to kneel, and those who are soldiers can still be afraid of kneeling?
Zhao Xiaoman saw that he didn't mean to take it back, so he said: "It's not enough to kneel on the ground!"
”"What else do you want me to do, as long as you say!""
You don't have to do anything else, just kneel on the washboard!"
Xi Jinyuan thought of the strips on the washboard, and said in his heart that it was better to kneel on the stones directly!
But at this time, there was no room for him to talk about the conditions, so he could only simply nod: "Okay, I'll write it now!"
”"Wait!
Since the guarantee has been written, you can write one more guarantee by the way!
”Zhao Xiaoman's face was serious: "I can't beat you in a fight, you must write a guarantee that you will not be allowed to commit domestic violence against me in the future!"
”Xi Jinyuan: ......
"Okay!
”He gritted his teeth and nodded, and after writing the two guarantees and handing them to his daughter-in-law, he spoke: "Aman, you have to believe me, I am really not the kind of coward who beats his daughter-in-law!"
”Zhao Xiaoman pointed to the tattered clothes stained red by his nosebleed, and said nothing.Xi Jinyuan, who was slapped in the face by himself: ......
Drinking misleads me!
After eating a meal honestly, Xi Jinyuan, who didn't dare to make the slightest mistake, obediently got the things to the door, waited for the passing waiter to clean up, and then sat on the edge of the bed and waited for his daughter-in-law's next order.Zhao Xiaoman, who was stared at by him with a loyal wolf dog's eyes: "......
Why are you looking at me like that?
”"The meal is over......
Xi Jinyuan looked forward to it: "Can we rest?"
”......
"You ......"
Zhao Xiaoman thought of what Siniang said that he could discuss with him: "I heard that it hurt for the first time, you, will you be light?"
”"It still hurts?"
The inexperienced Xi Jinyuan was stunned: "I, won't it hurt if I light it?"
If it doesn't hurt, then I'll be very, very light!
”Not!
Zhao Xiaoman, who felt that it was time to have a good discussion, sat down next to him, ignoring his suddenly stiff body: "Actually......
On the day you got hired, my Sanniang told me something......
Well......
Sexual skills ......""
What skills?
”Xi Jinyuan saw that she was hesitating, and hurriedly urged: "Hurry up and say it!"
Let's try it together......"
As soon as the words came out, he immediately covered his mouth.Oops, I actually said what was in my heart!
Zhao Xiaoman was amused by his appearance of being a thief, and his mood suddenly relaxed a lot, thinking that she, a woman who had experienced the prosperity of the new era, was stumped by sexual affairs......