After the club activities ended, Wang Xu disappeared in a flash.
He had been putting off coming to school before, mainly because he was thinking about how to face Yan Li.
Who would have thought that they just met today and without even saying a few words, he came out?
After such a thing happened, it seems like he has to go back and think about it carefully.
As he was walking in school, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.
The first thing that flashed through his mind was the carton of expired milk he drank in the morning.
When he first returned to the dormitory, he found this thing in the refrigerator, so in line with the principle of eliminating all waste, he drank the whole box without paying attention to the strange smell.
Now that I think about it, this behavior is really terrible.
Please don’t imitate it.
In short, Wang Xu was suffering from pain and looked for the nearest toilet to solve the problem.
It happened that the medical clinic in Xiangyi South District was fifty meters in front of him.
As if he had received amnesty, he walked quickly towards it.
There are two such small clinics on Xiangyi campus, located on the north and south sides of the school.
It's not necessarily a clinic.
Its size and facilities are no worse than those of district-level hospitals, but it can only receive not many patients and has very few wards.
Basically, this clinic treats colds, food poisoning, etc.
The most students can do is go there to get IV drips.
In the event of a major accident or sudden illness, preliminary rescue can be completed there, and then sent to a nearby large hospital after the situation is stable.
Therefore, the ambulance and doctors in this small clinic are on call 24 hours a day. .
Wang Xu ran into the building, and without saying a word, he went straight to the toilet according to the sign, and spent more than half an hour there before coming out.
When I walked to the gate, I felt something was wrong again.
There was still a dull pain in my stomach.
"It's better to check it out," he thought and walked to the side door.
This medical clinic has its own back door, which is the so-called "health room".
It was a small independent room with only a few beds and a health room doctor.
Some people may want to ask, is it necessary to set up a health room next to a hospital-sized clinic?
The answer is yes.
The health room handles the following situations: first, receiving guys who have sobered up from a hangover and cannot return to the dormitory because they smell of alcohol; second, young ladies who don’t even know how to put a band-aid on themselves.
In fact, this There are indeed such people in the world; third, if the cold is not serious, we can give you prescription medicine directly here; fourth, the health room provides pregnancy test strips In other words, many small things can be done here, which can simplify the treatment steps.
In a situation like Wang Xu's, it would be fine to just go to the health room and prescribe some medicine.
Wang Xu pushed open the door of the health room.
His figure suddenly stiffened.
Then, he took a step back and closed the door again.
"It's not good.
I didn't expect expired milk to be so powerful.
I'm hallucinating."
He finished this sentence with a distracted look, and then opened the door again, but the scene in front of him was no different from before.
Master Mao was holding a cup of coffee, his eyes were empty, and his hair was still messy.
It was worth mentioning that he, who had always been slovenly dressed, actually changed his style at this moment.
The shirt under his white coat was permed very crisply, and he also tied a tie.
"Classmate, did you go to the wrong door, or do you have some kind of gonorrhea and are too embarrassed to come in?"
It seemed that this person must be Mr.
Cat.
He made a very bad opening statement in a very normal tone.
"Compared to you, gonorrhea is like a fart in the storm."
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"Ah, this classmate seems to have a deep prejudice against me."
Looking at his old-fashioned look, it really doesn't matter whether others have prejudice against him.
Wang Xu closed the door, walked to a hospital bed and sat down.
After making sure that there were only two of them in the room, he said, "Why are you here?"
"Of course I'm at work, what do you think you're doing?"
"Why do you work here?"
"It's been a week, and you just realized that it's very beneficial to use your spiritual sense to search around when you have nothing to do.
Otherwise, you won't even know if an enemy comes to your door."
"I'm not you, I don't have so many enemies."
"Then you should be lucky" Wang Xu muttered: "No wonder I went to the office recently, and every time I went to the office, that boy Elbert was there swatting flies, but you were nowhere to be found.
You didn't even park your car downstairs."
"That office will be managed by you from now on.
I am a married man now and I need to find a more stable job to prevent my son from writing some shocking remarks when he writes essays like "My Dad" in the future. ” Wang Xu squinted at him: "I really don't understand why Xiangyi would accept someone like you."
Mr.
Mao replied very calmly: "It's very simple.
I graduated from a famous medical school with top grades.
I performed well during my internship.
I'm handsome.
I live nearby.
I don't have any criminal record.
Well, at least it can't be found in the files of the Public Security Bureau.
Come out.
In short, it can be said that this position belongs to me. " "You are so powerful, why would you come to a small temple like Xiangyi and go directly to the hospital to become a surgeon?
Isn't it more promising?"
"Haha, I don't understand.
You don't have much to do in this health room, but the salary given by Xiangyi is not low.
Moreover, you can get home from get off work on time, take weekends off, and enjoy the winter and summer holidays with you students.
Compared with The guys next door who have 24/7 clinics are much more comfortable.
If I were asked to be a surgeon, one operation would probably last more than ten hours.
My biological clock would be disordered, and I would go in and out of the hospital, a hotbed of disease spread, all year round.
I didn’t care about the money, and I didn’t make a name for myself in the medical field.
If you have a lofty goal, why bother to find that guilty person?”
Wang Xu said: "Humph, I think you just want to join in the fun at this school."
Master Mao sneered in response: "Don't worry about joining in the fun, Yanli, it's yours, no one will take it from you."
"Fuck!"
Wang Xu jumped up immediately: "You are really spying on me."
Mr.
Mao smiled even more obscenely: "You think only Yan Li and Hua Zhanyun heard that sentence?
Tell you, I heard it from others, and more than one person knew about it.
In your school, the speed at which scandals spread is really fast.
It’s amazing.
Young people today are so idle that it hurts.”
"This" Wang Xu's expression suddenly became solemn.
It's only been a few hours since I said these words, but even the uncle in the health room knows about it.
What kind of school is this?
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"Are you wondering whether this incident will have any negative impact on your pursuit of Yanli?"
"You know what I'm thinking" "Well, I don't have to use my brain to see through your mind."
Mr.
Cat took another sip of coffee, "Well, I don't have anything to do now anyway, so why not give you some advice?"
"Just give me a suggestion.
There is a mirror next to you.
Do you want to take a look at yourself?"
Unexpectedly, Mr.
Cat put down the coffee cup immediately and walked straight to the mirror: "I am thirty years old, a handsome guy, have a comfortable job, an annual salary of six figures, a beautiful wife, a happy relationship, a harmonious family, a house and a car , No loans and no debt is simply the goal that the majority of young people strive for.
They should put my face on the money.”
He immediately dragged Wang Xu to the mirror: "You are twenty years old, you are pretty good-looking and worthy of the audience, you are a college student, you sleep in class, you cheat on exams, you have no money in the bank, and you are an ideal homebody.
You live in the basement of a bar, He rides a bicycle tank, his girlfriend mysteriously disappears, and he is hated by most boys in the school for various reasons."
Mr.
Cat took a breath: "I think I can give you some advice in any aspect, and I don't think there is anything wrong with it."
Wang Xu stood stunned for a long time and realized the truth.
Those guys in the news who jumped off the building due to the so-called pressure of life were not forced to death, but were "competed to death".
"Okay, go ahead," Wang Xu could only reply.
Master Mao turned around, a sinister smile flashed across his face: "First, let's analyze the relationship between you and Yan Li."
Wang Xu said: "We should be friends now."
"Do you believe this yourself?"
"Well, actually, I'm a very low-key person.
If people like me, there's nothing I can do about it."
Mr.
Cat snorted coldly: "Haha, really, you are the only one who wants to ride on two different boats."
Wang Xu said: "Depending on me, I can't refuse these two after ideological struggle."
Master Mao said: "Don't argue with me about this.
Let's solve the problem at hand first.
As for the relationship between you and Yan Li, it is actually a very delicate situation now.
It's obvious that she likes you.
Although she tried her best to hide it after the other you disappeared, and she completely drew a clear line with you after you recovered from your madness, but at least nothing about you guys can escape me.
Eye" "I know, like the lipstick on the shirt is obvious or something."
"Don't interrupt."
Master Mao continued: "But if you like this thing, it's useless if you don't say it.
It's like a trump card.
As long as these words don't come out of Yanli's mouth, she will keep it.
There is this card.
The relationship between men and women in love is like this.
Whoever reveals the trump card first is the loser.
The one who sees the opponent's trump card first has the right to use the good guy card to kill the opponent instantly.
So for the person who plays first, the result is at most a draw, that is, the other party also shows you their cards, that's good, you like each other, at least the current stage is harmonious.
There is another unwritten rule in this game, that is, the hole card in the man's hand is K, while the hole card in the woman's hand is ace. " Wang Xu said: "Well, I don't understand.
Why do men have smaller cards?"
Mr.
Cat looked at him with his decadent and unscrupulous eyes: "After confirming the relationship, do you want to have sex with her?"
"Hey, you have lowered the tone of this book again.
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You are a popular character anyway.
It's not good to say it.
Sure enough, we should use some words that are more respectful to women."
Wang Xu's complaints were still weak in front of Mr.
Cat. .
"Cut the nonsense and answer the questions" "I really want no one to stop me" Master Mao asked in the same tone: "Do you think, at this stage, she wants to have sex with you?"
"It's so evil that I refuse to answer such a question."
Mr.
Cat smiled obscenely and said, "How about I answer it for you?"
Wang Xu said, "Okay, okay, at least don't think as much as I do."
Mr.
Cat leaned back in his chair: "Then we can go back to the topic just now.
You have a K on your hand, and she has an ace on her hand."
The corner of Wang Xu's mouth twitched: "I understand, please continue."
"Based on my metaphor, let's extend it back to reality.
In other words, in a love relationship, the meaning of the woman confessing first and the man confessing first are different.
She does it for spiritual communication, you do it for physical desire, so here In a poker game, as the weaker party, you have to play first, and play the hole card that is destined to be smaller than hers.”
Wang Xu said: "After saying so much, you just want me to take the initiative and confess my feelings first, right?"
Cat Master said: "You are already luckier than most men.
At least you know that she likes you, so she must have an ace in her hand, not a good guy card or something else terrible.
Therefore, as long as you express your love in the right way, at the right time and in the right form, you will definitely succeed. " Wang Xu asked: "Then I turned from a weak group into a strong one, right?"
Mr.
Cat waved his hand: "Of course not.
If you want to stand up, you have to build it on the basis of knocking it down.
That is still out of reach for you.
You need to take the first step now."
Wang Xu’s palms were so nervous that they sweated, “What is that?”
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