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Chapter 33: Bad Jokes


Derek took two steps forward, with an uncertain expression on his face.

Wang Xu seemed to be standing still, but in fact he had tensed up every nerve, preparing for the attack that might come at any time.

But in the end, Derek still didn't take action.

He stood there, seeming to be thinking.

After a while, he seemed to have decided something, and sneered: "Well, since you are unwilling to cooperate now, even killing you will not help. , just play with Manson first."

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Xu felt a huge pressure on his shoulders, which almost pushed him to the ground.

Yan Li didn't seem to be affected at all, but she also noticed that Wang Xu's expression was different, and she held his hand a little tighter on his clothes.

In just a few seconds, before Wang Xu could figure out what was happening, the scene in front of him had changed beyond recognition.

Derek disappeared in an instant, and the place where they stood turned into a path leading from Bozite to the highland woods.

Wang Xu turned around and grabbed Yan Li's hand, as if this would make him feel more at ease.

"Let's go to the town to look for them."

He no longer thought about what this time and space jump was about, because he couldn't figure it out for the moment anyway.

Yan Li nodded and followed him silently.

They walked onto the only main road in the middle of the town.

The town of Bozite in the dark gave people a depressing and mysterious feeling, as if there were countless terrifying ghosts and ghosts peeping at you in those abandoned huts filled with darkness.

Wang Xu walked in front and held Yan Li's hand tightly.

Yan Li was also a little scared and her body was almost pressed against his back.

They all have no spiritual awareness and cannot detect any supernatural dangers.

Even though Wang Xu has seen many ghosts and ghosts, he does not dare to be careless at this moment.

Suddenly, a figure flashed out from the corner of the street.

Wang Xu immediately stopped and lowered his voice.

He didn't know why he asked so sharply: "Who is that person?"

Although the voice over there was not familiar, Wang Xu could still tell that it was Brother William.

"It's me William" "How can I trust you?"

was really in the dark at this time, because the moonlight was blocked by dark clouds, and the figure was still several meters away from them, making it difficult to distinguish his face.

"How do I know?"

"Tell the secret code" "Ah, there's also a secret code."

"Stop talking nonsense" Wang Xu opened his mouth and said: "The earth shakes the high hills, and the rivers and mountains are beautiful through the ages."

"This, this" William was so anxious that he broke into sweat.

"Say quickly" "The door faces the sea, and the Sanhe River flows for thousands of years."

"Yes, very good.

So we are brothers from the Tiandihui."

Wang Xu smiled very comfortably, walked over and patted William on the shoulder.

When William saw it was Wang Xu, he immediately said: "Wow, you don't have to play with me like this.

Fortunately, I was very impressed when I watched The Deer and the Cauldron before."

Wang Xu replied: "There are all foreign ghosts here.

I guess it is impossible to face this one.

If you can't tell me for a while, I may ask you something else, such as Mu Li fights against the world to know the world, and follows the way of heaven.

And things like that.”

"Hey, why are they all passwords from the Heaven and Earth Society?"

Wang Xu didn't want to discuss this with him anymore, so he asked: "Why are you here?"

"I don't know either.

I suddenly traveled through time with several other teachers and classmates during the day, and then I met Master Gu and the others here.

We all gathered in the church to think of a solution.

When it was getting dark, it was convenient for me to go to the toilet.

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After a while, when I came out, everyone was gone.

The church was so gloomy that I felt scared, so I wanted to look for them, but after walking around the town for a long time, I met you."

"Oh" Wang Xu nodded and began to think about what happened to these people.

William interrupted very uninterestedly: "Wang Xu, this is Senior Sister Yan, what are you doing?"

Although it seems that it is very inappropriate to ask this question now, William is indeed very curious.

After all, Yan Li is also one of the most beautiful women in Xiangyi.

Even though there have been many scandals with Wang Xu a while ago, but now he sees the two with his own eyes.

People behave in an intimate manner and are so "sticky" together that outsiders will naturally be tempted to ask questions.

"It's none of your business."

Wang Xu solved all the problems with four words.

"How dare you talk to me like this?

Believe it or not, I will give you life forever."

This was what William cursed in his heart, but it was absolutely impossible for him to say it out loud.

And when he thought about it again, Wang Xu had saved him several times, and with his dark background, strong martial arts skills, and vicious methods, his two girlfriends seemed to have a good family background, so he could bear it if he could. , You have to endure it if you can’t bear it.

"Hey, are you all okay?"

Suddenly, another voice sounded.

Wang Xu and the other three looked towards the source of the sound.

Lord Cat was standing not far from them, still looking as sleepy and decadent as ever.

"When did you come?"

Wang Xu asked.

"Just now, when you were chatting."

He said as he walked over: "How about you, are you okay if you are injured?"

"Wow!"

Wang Xu didn't say anything, he flew up and hit Mr.

Cat on the chest with a flying kick.

This happened so suddenly that everyone present was not expecting it.

Master Cat was kicked hard and flew backwards, smashed through the wall and fell into a house on the roadside.

"First of all, the real Mr.

Cat will definitely be able to dodge this kick.

Even if I suddenly stick chopsticks in his nostrils while eating, he can still dodge."

Wang Xu put down his legs very calmly, "Secondly, you have to pretend to be him next time. , it’s best not to talk about whether you are injured or not at the beginning, you should just look at me and say scum, why are you not dead yet, did you have enough fun last night?”

Manson, who collapsed in the room, was deeply shocked.

What he thought was a perfect disguise and the ability to change his appearance was actually seen through in just one sentence, and the reason was that the person he was imitating had a bad character and was far away from him. different from ordinary people Manson slowly crawled out from the pile of rags.

The skin on his body peeled off, and the things that looked like human skin fell to the ground and turned into earthy yellow wax blocks.

He took a few steps forward and said, "You and the other three, you don't seem to be ordinary people."

This sentence can only show one thing.

He was kicked very painfully, so he could tell that Wang Xu's move The power of the feet is definitely beyond what an ordinary person can use.

"Oh, weren't you the one who brought us into this dimension?

Only now do you realize that we are all non-human beings."

Wang Xu was trying to make a cliché.

However, Manson was not stupid and did not answer Wang Xu's question at all.

He continued what he just said: "But this will not change your fate of being killed in the end."

Wang Xu's palms were already sweaty.

You must know that the kick just now was his full strength.

This is a true portrayal of the degree of integration of Wang Xu's spiritual body when he cannot use his spiritual power or activate Guigu Taoism.

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But Manson seems to be fine now.

He dusted himself off and stood up again.

This matter is quite difficult to handle.

At this moment, Wang Xu thought of the Dragon Slaying Chapter and the use of "qi" possessed by the human body.

Unfortunately, he did not learn it well at all.

As the saying goes, when the book is used, it will be less regrettable, and I am afraid it will be too late to improvise.

Even if Manson's only ability is to change his face, Wang Xu does not have the confidence to kill him with one punch based on his current physical skills.

"Wait, before I do anything, I have a question to ask you."

Wang Xu said seriously.

Manson was surprised that there was nothing more to say between the two of them, so curiosity made him instinctively reply: "What's the problem?"

"What's green, has four legs, and can kill you if it falls from the tree?"

Manson was even stranger now.

The frog was wrong, it was too small; the gecko was wrong, it was too small; what on earth is that?

Wait, why do I think about this kind of question?

Is it important?

Does this have anything to do with the current situation?

Wang Xu snorted coldly and said very arrogantly: "Hmm, I can't believe it.

The correct answer is a billiard table."

This joke is cold The corners of William's mouth twitched.

He didn't even want to ask why the pool table was placed on the tree, but he knew that this thing was indeed green and had four legs.

If it fell, it could kill someone.

Manson was confused.

After being shocked just now, he now felt humiliated.

It was obvious that Wang Xu was stalling for time.

"You will pay the price for your actions."

Manson is no longer the calm priest.

He no longer calls Wang Xu "child" as he did when they first met.

At this moment, he completely reveals his appearance as a murderer with blood on his hands.

Some states and expressions.

But before he could take action, he was hit again.

First there was a loud "clang", and then there was the sound of something breaking.

The smoke and dust dissipated, and Manson had been pressed under a pool table.

Under the moonlight, on the roof behind Manson, a man with decadent eyes appeared.

There was a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

He said in a tired voice: "This crushing blow.

It's very different from that scumbag's flying kick just now.

No matter what it is, if it is hit by a nearly 400 kilograms of volcanic bluestone from a high altitude, it should be turned into meat."

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