"Where did you go last night?
Why didn't I see you when I entered the ghost realm?"
William said while eating the cheapest set meal in the cafeteria and sitting opposite Wang Xu.
Wang Xu also ate the cheapest set meal and a piece of pork chop from William's plate and said: "So you took the girl and left first, and never came back to me again."
"I took the civilians away because I don't want to be a burden to you.
I know it will be easier for you to handle it alone."
William said: "Look, aren't you sitting here properly now?"
Wang Xu glanced at him, and two seconds later, the poached eggs on William's plate also went into Wang Xu's plate.
"Brother, I am a single man with no real job and no friends.
I owe a lot of debt at the age of twenty.
Can you give me a good meal?"
Wang Xu replied: "Stop talking nonsense and give me a summary of your work performance yesterday."
William was surprised: "Our office still has this work content" "That's right, our management is very professional and standardized."
Wang Xu replied confidently.
"I've seen the accounting books in the office."
"Those graffiti and naked women were all drawn randomly by a mental patient who broke into the office one day."
"Half of the book was drawn" "You have too many questions.
Our company is tax-free, and the accounts are none of your business."
William said: "I heard that you can read memories, what else do you want me to report?"
"I decided a long time ago not to read the memories of acquaintances, out of respect."
William said helplessly: "Well, I took Wen Yu out of the ghost realm and sent her to the hospital.
Then I asked the hospital to contact her family members.
After twenty minutes, I saw her parents rushing to the hospital.
Left quietly."
Wang Xu looked at him sideways: "Then you are doing good deeds without leaving a name."
William really wanted to vomit blood after what he said: "Then if I stay and her parents ask where my daughter has been these days, I can't tell the truth.
She has been playing ghosts and punching walls for a week.
Then I won't be the cause."
Is she the first suspect in her disappearance?”
"Don't you know how to make it up?"
Wang Xu asked.
"I have thought of several reasons, but they are all untenable," William said.
"That's because you are too stupid."
Mr.
Cat suddenly appeared, carrying the most expensive set meal in the cafeteria, and sat down next to William: "This kind of excuse comes as soon as you open your mouth, for example, we are lost in life together. on the road” "You're probably going to be locked up as a trafficker of a strange religious organization," William shouted.
Wang Xu said to Lord Cat: "Don't stop me from teaching my little brother a lesson."
He turned his head and said to William very seriously: "Ghost hunters often have to face this kind of situation, and then they need to have someone who can stand upright. , and legal rhetoric, such as on this intimate road, let me be like you and you be like me, how can I be lonely?"
"Lyrics, these are the lyrics that will lead you to prison."
William was completely mentally defeated by these two people.
Master Cat said: "Okay, I won't joke with you anymore.
Take these, they are the documents that Elbert asked me to apply for you."
He took out a thick stack of fake documents, in broad daylight, everything was clear, Just put it in a public place, in full view of everyone.
And he continued to say in a very normal tone: "Remember, what is the situation, what certificate are you getting, and memorize your false name by the way, so as not to be like a fool who says your wrong name while showing your certificate. " "I couldn't pronounce that word at that time," Wang Xu said to Mr.
Cat in an emphatic tone, completing the perfect interpretation of these four words.
"It's useless to make excuses.
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The documents I made all have very popular names that are easy to be repeated.
That's to make it difficult for others to confirm their identity.
If you use a weird name, people may call and check."
Wear gang.”
Wang Xu glared at Cat Master: "Wang Jiri is a very popular name," he said angrily, the chopsticks in his hand stretched out like lightning.
A cold-blooded smile flashed in Mr.
Cat's eyes, and he instantly caught Wang Xu's pair with his own chopsticks, blocking Wang Xu's attack on the edge of his plate, "You are too young, young man, Kung Pao Chicken" It’s not a level you can get involved in.”
"Hmm, wait until next week when the cafeteria replaces disposable chopsticks with environmentally friendly chopsticks, the days when you can eat as you like will be over."
"You've mobilized your student union president's little girlfriend, right?
I've smelled a conspiracy from that chopstick motion."
"The green plan for each other's student dormitories was submitted to the school board because of your attempt to expand the scale of cannabis cultivation."
The intersection of their eyes seemed to sparkle with lightning, as if Optimus Prime had met Megatron.
William felt more and more pressure to sit next to these two people to eat.
He even began to wonder if Qi Bing invited his girlfriend to eat together every day just to avoid this situation.
There were no classes that afternoon, so Wang Xu called William out of school and said he wanted to "familiarize you with the business."
The two of them left the campus and came to a bus stop.
William asked Wang Xu where he was going.
The other person's answer was: "You will know when you get there."
William had no choice but to continue.
"Do you remember that back then you found a group of hooligans to block me in the alley opposite?"
Wang Xu said suddenly.
The corners of William's mouth twitched and he said: "I only remember that you beat me up after you sent them away with your thick underworld background."
"Oh, by the way, I would have forgotten that it developed like this if you didn't tell me."
Wang Xu seemed to have really forgotten: "I just remembered it temporarily, so I just said it."
"This vengeful memory has completely ignored the outcome of the matter."
William complained, and then said seriously: "But now that I think about it, the original reason was that you ruined my conversation with Sister Shang and spit on me.
One car, maybe you are overdoing it."
"When will she become your sister?"
"Haven't you noticed that I use honorifics to everyone now?"
"Speaking of it this way."
Wang Xu thought for a while.
Indeed, this boy William now calls people brother and sister when meeting people, and calls Master Cat when meeting him.
"Why is that?"
"Learn to be a human being" "You were not human before" "Of course I am a human being, but" William paused and continued: "Actually, I skipped two levels when I was a child.
Basically, I am younger than all of you, but I used to be quite arrogant and didn't use honorifics to anyone. " "Why are you a junior and you're still a grade skipper?"
Wang Xu really didn't expect it.
According to his idea, it wasn't that strange that William was a grade repeater.
"Because I did very well in math in elementary school.
After all, science is the foundation of exam-oriented education.
Besides, the school leaders wanted to flatter my dad, so" Wang Xu counted with his fingers, and the addition and subtraction within ten was as simple as floating clouds: "Then you can do it, a first-year student actually tried to pick up the senior sister."
William was shocked: "Um, do you think about what you do every time before you speak?"
Wang Xu said: "What's wrong with me?
I'm the same age as your sister Shang.
As for Senior Sister Yan, she took the initiative to date me."
He tossed his hair coquettishly: "I like to be passive."
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William really wanted to vomit in the trash can next to the bus stop, but he held back.
Wang Xu suddenly thought of something: "That's not right, then the girlfriend who broke up with you not long ago was not with a minor?"
William replied awkwardly: "Why do I feel that the more this conversation continues, the more personal privacy I will reveal?"
He looked gloomy and answered questions incorrectly.
It was obvious that he had not completely gotten over that relationship.
Fair-trade friends and women, in this naked society, as long as you have money, these guys will come to you, but when you are in trouble, they will say goodbye to you before you have time to say goodbye.
Life is full of ups and downs.
Every ten years, look back and see how many new faces appear around you and how many familiar faces have quietly gone away.
In fact, the world is full of banquets that never end.
I think it’s just a certain person who has parted, but after he leaves, more people will appear.
Each of them has his own life and his own guests.
Maybe you are at someone else’s banquet. , and can meet a familiar face.
It turns out that there is only one flowing table in the world, and everyone is just a passerby.
"Scold" a bus opened its door.
Wang Xu motioned for William to follow.
At this time, the two of them had already started talking about Elbert's privacy.
This was the first time Wang Xu heard today that this guy had played in the Schalke 04 youth team.
Because it was the afternoon and it was not yet the rush hour for get off work, the bus was relatively empty, so they found two seats at the back.
It had only been two minutes since William sat down, and the car hadn't even stopped at one stop, when his expression suddenly changed and he said, "Did you see that?"
"The windshield is full of blood," Wang Xu replied directly, "Of course I saw it, this car must have hit someone."
He glanced at the ground as he spoke, and said to William: "Look. " William looked down and saw a head rolling past their feet.
"These are small scenes that most people can't see.
If we see them, we'll deal with them."
Wang Xu took out a pack of tissues from his arms, took one out, unfolded it, and folded it again.
He drew a neat square, and then drew a few strokes on it with his saliva: "Look, this shape is the most basic one.
It can guide the earth-bound spirit to die.
You can draw it anywhere.
If you don't want to bother, it can be used as a tattoo."
Tattooed on the sole of the foot.”
"Why don't you tattoo it on the soles of your feet?"
William asked.
"At first I wanted to tattoo the Guigu Taoist techniques and all the known exorcism runes on my body, but later I found that the number was too large and too many tattoos.
If they were messed up, it would affect the effect or cause self-destruction.
Yes, self-destruction. " They used a tissue stained with saliva to get rid of the ghost in the car.
After riding for a few stops, they got off the car in front of a park.
"This is where you want to take me," William asked, looking at the harmonious scene in front of him.
"It was reported in the news last night that there was a supernatural incident in this place, didn't you know?"
Wang Xu asked.
William replied: "When did you start watching the news?"
"Of course, ever since that very pretty big sister started hosting."
William basically guessed that he would get this answer, and he added, "Then let's stand here and wait for dark."
"It's so amateurish.
There are almost as many monsters and monsters in the daytime as there are at night."
Wang Xu said, "This is the time to test you.
I will follow you without helping you to see how successful you can get it done."
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William nodded, "Okay."
Just as he was about to move forward, he saw a few familiar faces.
He immediately turned to Wang Xu and said, "Have you seen them?"
Wang Xu said: "See something?"
He really didn't see anything.
William pointed to two vans less than 20 meters away from them, as well as several men next to the vans who were moving equipment down: "They" Wang Xu also looked over, his expression instantly changed as if he had drank expired milk, because he also knew these guys.
"Falcon, Falcon, I am Black Panther, please answer if you hear me, over" "This is Falcon, we've arrived, over" A total of five men got out of the two cars.
These guys who were talking nonsense on the walkie-talkie and still using three vulgar codes such as Falcon and Black Panther, yes, they are the Discovery Channel in City S, which ranks first in ratings.
Its level of funnyness and chilling instantly surpasses that of the ace program group Paranormal Commando that approaches science
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