The ancients said: In autumn, the mountains are cold and the water is cold, and in spring, the willows are green and the flowers are red.
As for this winter, I can only say that the cicadas are miserable and their voices are sad.
Every year when the weather gets colder at the end of the year, Wang Xu’s child, who was born in the middle of summer, feels sick all over.
He spends more and more time in bed in the morning, skips classes when he can, and there are several times when no one is seen at noon. .
The days have been relatively peaceful recently.
Ever since Osiris received his lunch, almost all supernatural incidents in S City have disappeared.
It’s as if the monsters and ghosts have gone on vacation to a distant place, leaving behind a deserted and lonely city.
But in other words, this is also good news.
There are no ghosts to catch, the world is peaceful, and people are free to torture themselves to death as they like.
Anyway, as a ghost hunter, Wang Xu happens to be free.
One day in December, Mr.
Cat rushed into Wang Xu's dormitory early in the morning.
The door lock was no more than a child's toy to him anyway, and it did nothing to stop his intrusion.
Master Mao lifted Wang Xu's quilt without any scruples: "Get up, I have something to tell you."
Wang Xu was as cold as a dead fish.
He curled up into a ball and shivered, moaning: "Being quilted."
Fifteen minutes later, they were sitting in the cafeteria.
Wang Xu held a bowl of hot wontons and breathed in the long-lost morning air.
His eyes were full of displeasure: "What's the matter?
My blood sugar was very low this morning.
Will I faint after hearing this?"
"This card is opened in your name."
Master Mao said as he handed over a passbook with a bank card inside: "The password is the last few digits of your ID card."
Wang Xu took it with a dull expression, thought about it for about five seconds, and then replied: "Tell me, arms, drugs or counterfeit money."
"I'm not asking you to launder money."
"That's financial fraud."
Mr.
Cat helplessly covered his face and shook his head: "I have helped you apply for this card since the day you started working at the Supernatural Detective Agency.
Now, I think it's time to leave it to you to keep.
You will get it during the new employee evaluation.
The bonuses received, the rewards for multiple missions, etc., all add up to a very considerable number. " Wang Xu stared at Mr.
Cat up and down: "Who are you and what are your intentions in dressing up as Mr.
Cat?"
Mr.
Cat sighed, stood up slowly, and turned around: "When the chicks have fledged, kicking them out of the nest is the best choice.
We can't let them get used to living under huge wings."
Under the shadow."
He stepped out and walked out: "I always carry a lot of things on my back without authorization.
This has always been the case.
Whenever I think I have finally let go of some things, I look back at my shoulders.
Unknowingly, I have a new burden So, I won’t look back this time. " Wang Xu was eating wontons, his eyes were sleepy and his expression was numb.
But in the end, he still said: "Leave the rest to me."
Master Mao did not look back, he just waved his hand and left Wang Xu's sight.
In January of the next year, on a freezing day, Master Mao's son was born.
In Wang Xu's words, the devil came to the world and the world became turbulent.
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And the strange thing is that the number of supernatural events in S City increased again after that day, and it was considered to be back to normal.
One day in March of the same year.
Still in the cafeteria, Wang Xu looked like he was taking a leisurely stroll, carrying lunch, and squeezed into the seat between the two "girlfriends" to sit down.
Shang Lingxue and Yan Li both glared at him sideways and said the same line: "Isn't it hot?"
Wang Xu quietly took out a book from his pocket: "I recently bought a house outside the school, with three bedrooms and one living room.
It is not too far from the school.
Because I have to repay the loan to the bank, I am asking for two roommates.
Name, food, water and electricity are all included, and the rent is negotiable. ” The two beauties stared at the real estate certificate in his hand, their expressions changing several times, and then they said something to Wang Xu with their eyes at the same time: "Don't think that we don't know what you are planning."
Yan Li spoke first: "The place I live in is pretty good, and the school dormitory is also pretty good.
I'm not interested."
Shang Lingxue also said: "The landlord is too wretched.
It would be too dangerous for a girl like me to live there."
Wang Xu snorted coldly.
Their reaction was completely expected.
He had a backup plan.
The guy took out another pile of things from his arms, cleared his throat, and said very calmly: "The United Arab Emirates, the full name of the United Arab Emirates, is located in the eastern part of the Arabian Peninsula and is known as the flower in the desert."
Shang Lingxue felt a little confused: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Wang Xu waved his hand to signal her not to interrupt, and he continued: "The UAE pursues a foreign policy of neutrality and non-alignment.
It adheres to a peaceful diplomacy of good-neighborliness and friendship."
At this point, he pointed to the documents on the table: " I asked some connections, and when I say connections, I may be referring to agencies like the NSA in the United States, who helped me go through some procedures and got some documents, in short."
Yan Li finally reacted: "Wait a minute, I remember that the United Arab Emirates is one of the countries with polygamy."
Wang Xu actually smiled and replied: "Ah, you know it, that will be much easier to explain.
And I found that their country is very liberal about the age of marriage.
Come, take a pen, you two just need to sign here and here "Name" he said unscrupulously, completely ignoring the two eyes that could kill directly coming from beside him.
On this day, Wang Xu was badly repaired, but he finally "invited" these two roommates.
This whole thing actually seemed a lot like borrowing money.
Wang Xu first asked to borrow five thousand, but he was ignored.
Then he proposed a plan, like selling a kidney or something, so in the end, he got the five thousand.
June, wedding.
The names of the bride and groom are written on the door of the church, Gu Chen, Shui Yingyao.
Yes, they had obtained their marriage certificate a long time ago, and their child is almost half a year old.
But Mr.
Cat feels that he owes his wife a wedding.
Today, William is wearing a black suit, wearing a headset and holding a handheld computer, commanding the overall situation domineeringly.
"It's good that the wedding car is ready.
I understand; hey, hey, I can hear it.
Everything is in place at the hotel, right?
Okay, remember, table number three is where the nameplate says Wang Xu, On Liu Hang and Elbert's table, every dish must be served in double portions.
Things like abalone must be in multiples of three.
What, I know, yes, this table is the one.
Only three people” Wang Xu heard his words clearly and clearly from a distance, but he didn't get angry, he just stood there stupidly with empty eyes.
It wasn't that he didn't want to have an attack, it was really inconvenient; he was wearing a priest's robe and a childcare sling, and Mr.
Cat's son was lying on Wang Xu's back, sucking his thumb and looking around with dead eyes.
Mr.
Cat walked up to him and asked, "Are you still good, little cat?"
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"It's not just once or twice that your bad guy has shit on my neck.
He's quite calm today."
"Oh, that's it.
By the way, are you sure the priest qualification you obtained online is okay?"
"You are already married in law, fact, and life.
Even if I have problems, it won't affect your plan to get married leave this time."
Master Mao said sincerely: "This is not a fake marriage holiday.
You have to understand that basically every girl starts dreaming about a perfect wedding when they are twelve years old.
Although my wife doesn't say it, she still looks forward to me in her heart.
Make up for her."
While they were talking, Duan Fei suddenly came up to him: "Ah, long time no see, Ripper, is this your son?
He really looks like you."
His eyes suddenly became sharp: "Not cute at all."
Unexpectedly, as soon as he said these words, the young master of the Gu family actually cast a very disdainful look at him, then snorted in a baby's little voice, turned his head to the side, and continued to suck his fingers.
"Hey, what did this kid just do?
Did he despise me?
Your son is only a few months old and he can do such a disgusting thing?"
Mr.
Cat looked at Duan Fei with disgust: "Who are you?
Did I invite you?
You came to the wedding and wanted to go to the hotel with the car to have dinner?"
"You want to ride into the funeral parlor in a wedding car, are you a scumbag?"
Duan Fei replied.
"Oh, I remembered, you are the second-rate brother of the new Qianfeng and Chujiang Wang Ningfeng."
Master Mao paused twice in this sentence, and he also nailed the tricks that can make people angry to death. : "I'm sorry, there are only soy sauce characters that appear in less than ten chapters.
I can't remember their names at the moment."
"You really dare to mention that my appearance has already exceeded ten chapters, right?
Aren't you in a semi-soy sauce state in the ninth volume?"
Duan Fei shouted as he was grabbed by Wei Chi behind him and pulled away.
Wei Chi still acted like an honest man, and while dragging him back, he said to Duan Fei: "Xiao Fei, listen to my brother-in-law, don't quarrel with the groom.
Besides, you can't quarrel with him."
Wang Xu watched them go away, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he said, "Isn't this super soy sauce the real adulterer in life?"
"Hey, Wang Xu, long time no see."
The He brothers and Sun Xiaozheng also came.
He Wencheng was the first to come forward to say hello, and with his second sentence, the whole conversation changed: " Why, is there a special virgin area at the wedding?"
This sarcasm was originally directed at Wang Xu who was wearing priest clothes and having a baby boy on his back.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the eyes of Wang Xu and Gu San actually merged, and they both looked at He Wencheng at the same time.
A look of disdain and contempt, then a cold snort and tilted his head to the other side.
"Your son has only been feeding for a few months and he can do such annoying things.
What's the matter with this sense of coordination?
Has he been assimilated by staying with a madman for too long?"
Master Mao shrugged, as if he was not ashamed but proud of his son's current behavior: "I have tried it many times.
Except for his parents, only when Wang Xu carries him on his back, he seems calmer, while others will hold him.
She cried a lot, so Wang Xu spent more time as a volunteer nanny.”
"Wow, Immortal Jiang, you are really here."
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Wang Xu happened to see Jiang Ru walking into the church at this time, and immediately rushed towards him: "Immortal Jiang is doing well recently.
Is there any current news, gossip, or exclusive prophecies?"
Jiang Ru smiled and touched the back of his head with one hand: "Haha, Wang Xu, you are still the same."
Then, he smiled and said: "Well, I really can't tell you the winning number of the next lottery. ” "Hey trash."
Wang Xu turned around and left.
"Haha, this attitude of daring to love and daring to hate is really annoying."
Jiang Ru's smile turned awkward.
"Okay, everyone, please listen to me."
William raised a loudspeaker, walked to the middle of the church and said: "Since the groom has no family members, the bride only has one family member, and he has to be the best man.
So the seats In this arrangement, the gentlemen will sit on the groom’s side, and the ladies will sit on the bride’s side.”
Wang Xu yawned and didn't listen to a word of William's words, which had nothing to do with him anyway.
He is a pastor and he mostly has to stand.
He simply took out the manuscript he had prepared in advance and tried to review it one last time.
Master Mao once said that if you want to kill Wang Xu, prepare a pile of paper, staple it together, and write on it, and he will be dead in a short time.
However, this time the manuscript was written by Wang Xu himself.
In terms of content, in addition to the swearing-in and questioning that should be included in a traditional Western wedding, there are also two paragraphs that Wang Xu spent an entire night writing.
First of all, the bride is introduced: she is beautiful and dignified; she is elegant, noble, beautiful and smart, she is simply created secretly by God behind his wife's back.
She can marry a doctor, a lawyer, an art master, a hero, an emperor of any known or unknown space, no one is worthy of her.
Looking at the groom, he is a complete bastard, despicable, sinister, and cynical; he is decadent, shameless, and has no limits.
He has simply escaped from the bottom of Satan's prison.
Any woman who marries him is like jumping into a bottomless pit of fire.
Wang Xu looked at the manuscript in his hand, sighed deeply, and finally crumpled it into a ball and burned it with black fire.
He turned his face and said to the old man on his back: "Sai Zai, you and I should encourage each other and work together to become such a reliable bastard."
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