Yang Xu and I were having a great time catching them.
We caught about thirty or forty of them in just half an hour today.
Basically enough.
But if I go back now, I will be treated as a slave by Lao Jia and Lao Zhang, so I might as well pretend to be free here.
Yang Xu and I kept talking about each other.
He said to me: "Hey, you know, Yang Lei from our class seems to have broken up with that kid from Class 1."
I was playing with the water here, and I was happy to hear what he said.
I just teased him: "Brother Yin, okay, you are very well informed.
Do you have a crush on her?
Tell me honestly if you follow her every day."
Yang Xu became anxious when he heard this, his face turned red and he stuttered a little when he spoke.
"Who, whoever follows you?
If I follow you, I have to find someone good-looking to follow you."
The more I look at his demos, the more interesting they become.
He smiled and said to him, "I don't believe it."
He said: "Really, if I fall in love with her, you can pour water on me."
Damn it, I have never heard such a request in my life, so I took some water and poured it on his head.
When the hermaphrodite reacted, he was already dripping wet.
He started to fight back, but with my flexible pace, how could he be splashed?
I stepped back a few times and got out of his attack range.
Just as I was running, While laughing at him, the cup happened.
There is a saying from our ancestors that goes as follows: Extreme joy brings sorrow.
I seemed to have stepped on something and slipped, and my whole body was immersed in the water.
I also choked several times on my saliva.
Yang Xu saw me slipping and hurriedly came over to help me.
I stood up from the water, coughed out saliva and cursed: "Damn, why is this thing so slippery?"
When he looked down, he saw a frog being It was trampled to pieces.
When Yang Xu saw it, he was happy and said that I should, this is retribution.
I was speechless.
I was so depressed that I was not in the mood to catch any more frogs, so we went ashore with Yang Xu and put the fallen frogs back in plastic bags.
Those girls were sitting by a small pile of charcoal fire eating snacks.
After looking at our wet looks, they laughed and said, "You two are having sex."
After seeing their faces, I regretted why I didn't spit on the toad just now.
Let you eat.
Lao Jia and Lao Zhang just went to pee.
When they came back, they laughed when they saw our appearance: "You two went to take a shower."
I regretted again why I didn't pee in the white wine they drank just now.
Suddenly I was trembling all over, my whole body was wet, it was so cold.
I asked Yang Xu if he was cold, and Yang Xu said he was not cold.
You are cold because you are weak.
I scolded him, you are so fucking stupid.
Your whole family is weak.
Lao Zhang packed up the toads, put on seasonings, skewered them on wires, and roasted them on the fire together with sausages and other things.
After a while, the smell of barbecue began to spread.
Everyone here has been crazy all morning and is already hungry.
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After smelling the fragrance, they couldn't help but swallow their saliva.
Lao Jia smiled and took out the beer and liquor and said to everyone: "Let's open some, what are you waiting for?"
In fact, we all started to eat without his need.
Since everyone was enjoying themselves, the girls also drank.
Even though these girls usually pretend to be polite, when they get drunk, one becomes more crazy than the other.
They grab toads one by one and put them into their mouths without even taking off the heads.
I admire them very much.
At that time, I also lost the image of a girl.
He also cursed: "Fuck, it's so hot."
After a while, I drank a little too much, felt dizzy, and suddenly felt the urge to urinate.
Most beer drinkers know that drinking can damage the liver or the kidneys.
Unfortunately, I am a kidney-type player.
You have to go to the toilet several times after drinking.
So I got up in a daze and went to pee far away.
The girls behind me were also chirping at me, asking me to catch more toads, but there was not enough to eat.
I cursed in my heart: I'll scratch my ass.
If I do, I'll have to soak it in urine before feeding it to you.
After walking for a while in a daze, I looked back and saw that they were far enough away that I could no longer see them, so I unbuttoned my pants and poured water into the puddles by the river.
After urinating, I shivered as usual.
Hey, guess what I saw A big fish is trapped in this bubble.
Such a big carp, as long as one meter.
Maybe it hasn't rained recently and the water in the river has receded, so I was trapped in this bubble.
Haha, if I carry this fish back and say that I caught it from the river, I will definitely make those girls dumbfounded.
When word spreads around the school about my ability to "sail the five oceans to catch turtles", the beauties won't be able to rush to me.
It's ridiculous to say that all I think about when I'm drunk is irrelevant.
Wrong, I jumped into the water while thinking about these impossible things.
But with the stimulation of the cold water, I suddenly woke up.
I found that the water that should have reached my waist suddenly became bottomless, and it submerged my Tianling Cap.
This made me choke on several mouthfuls of water. , fortunately I learned how to paddle a dog twice, I quickly pushed my feet on the water and floated up.
When my head came out of the water, I realized that this was not a shallow pool.
This was clearly a river.
I shouted "Help", but then I felt something.
Pulled my feet.
He dragged me desperately into the water.
Yang Xu and Lao Jia, who were eating and drinking in the distance, seemed to hear my voice.
They were running here, but unfortunately it was too late.
The thing pulling my feet was extremely strong, and my head was submerged again.
The cold river water kept pouring into my throat, and my consciousness gradually blurred under the water.
I saw a person standing on the shore, an old lady in white clothes and a white hat, smiling sinisterly at me.
Then I lost consciousness.
Speaking of fish here, I would like to explain to you that in many folklore, water ghosts will turn into big fish trapped in shallow puddles when looking for a substitute.
When Tai Sui comes, people will be fooled by this illusion and go into the water to catch fish.
In fact, what seems to be shallow water is actually extremely deep.
After what seemed like a long sleep, I woke up and opened my eyes to see the gray sky.
I'm not dead.
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When I got up, I found that I was still dry, but I didn't know where this place was because I had never been here.
At first glance, this is a street, but there is not a single shop on the roadside.
The vehicles passing by are silent and trembling, as if they are made of paper.
There are still some pedestrians on both sides of the road, most of them.
Wearing black clothes of similar style, I seem to have seen this brand somewhere, but I can't remember it.
They walked down the street in the same direction with their heads lowered.
Also no sound.
The whole street was filled with people.
At first I thought it was water in my ears, but when I clapped my hands together, I heard a clear popping sound.
No, wait.
Didn't I fall into the water?
Was I rescued by Yang Xu and the others who came over?
But where were they?
And shouldn't I be in the hospital?
Isn't it possible that this is the Dragon Palace underwater?
There is no water here.
How does it look like Dragon Palace?
Could it be that, buddy, I have traveled through time?
When I was a sophomore in high school, online novels were just becoming popular, and I was also the one who ignored novels in class.
Holding me in my arms all day long, I am a great mage and amusing myself alone.
When I woke up, I really thought I had traveled through time.
However, I was not as calm as the protagonists in time-travel novels.
Instead, I felt scared because it was so quiet here, and no matter how I asked the passers-by in black, they just ignored me.
The most they did was look at me with their eyes and then continue walking their own way.
Wait, black clothes, damn, I remembered, this familiar black clothes, I passed by a wreath shop when I was in school, and I often saw people in the shop hanging these clothes in the shop.
This is the shroud.
One soul leaves the body and two souls ascend to heaven.
This should describe me.
You can imagine that when you suddenly wake up, you find yourself in a strange place, and the people around you are walking in front of you wearing shrouds.
What do you think?
I believe that 80% of people will think that they are dead.
But I didn’t.
After all, I cherished my life and would rather believe that I had traveled through time than that I had died.
Now that I think about it, I was still too young in high school.
I would rather believe that there are Wu Lai, Iron Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Teletubbies in this world than believe that there are ghosts in this world
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