Uncle Wen had indeed drunk too much, his tongue was spinning, and he couldn't speak properly.
He insisted on showing us his long-lost song Yijianmei.
Lao Yi and I listened helplessly to the snowflakes floating out of Uncle Wen's mouth, whistling in the north wind, and the sky and the earth were like a rogue.
I was speechless.
I thought to myself that as the saying goes, if the wine is not good, the character will naturally be bad.
This is really true for this old gangster.
Before I knew it, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening.
We had been drinking for almost five hours.
One box of beer and two bottles of liquor were almost wiped out.
I knew it well.
I drank four bottles, which was really my amount. , I can still stay awake, but Lao Yi is a little tired.
This old boy is stupid and cheap.
He doesn't know the way around the wine table, so he just picks up the wine.
Fortunately, he knew that he was going to die, so when he went to the bathroom, he vomited out all the wine that he had not had time to digest.
As a result, only the old guy, Uncle Wen, had enough to drink.
Seeing that he couldn't sit still, I felt proud in my heart.
This is exactly the effect I want, buddy.
So I said to him: "Uncle Wen, we are almost done today.
Let me help you go back and lie down for a while."
After listening to what I said, Uncle Wen waved his hands vigorously and said incoherently: "What are you doing?
You haven't drunk enough yet.
Take it, keep drinking.
I tell you two, today, today you have to drink well."
Whoever wants to drink is unhappy, who am I to worry about?"
After saying that, he picked up the beer again and poured it into the cup.
As a result, it all fell on the table.
It seemed that he had almost drank it, and he started to grab the wine by himself.
So I got up and mixed him up, and then said to him: "Okay, okay, Uncle Wen, the wine is gone.
Let's go buy it now.
I'll help you lie down on the bed for a while."
He shouted loudly: "Hurry up, I'm waiting for you two."
I helped him into the room and laid him down on the bed.
I took off his shoes.
As soon as he touched the bed, he grabbed the quilt and covered himself with it.
He was mumbling some drunken words that I couldn't hear clearly.
I also I didn't hear clearly what he said, but I just heard his catchphrase.
There are dreams one after another every day, the soul predicts good and bad luck, Zhuang Sheng makes illusory butterflies, Lu Wangzhao flies bears. eight hundred I couldn't hear clearly after that, and I was thinking, eight hundred for what?
Eight hundred and eighty for a fake charm?
This old bastard is so drunk that he still wants to deceive people.
I saw that he was already asleep, so I gently took out the key to the warehouse from his drawer, and then walked out.
Lao Yi looked at me and asked, "Are you asleep?"
I nodded, took out the copper coin sword from my waist, and said to Lao Yi, "Let's go, there is plenty of time for us to prepare."
Lao Yi picked up his backpack and I took the bottle of virgin urine from behind the door.
The two quietly walked out of the store.
I opened the warehouse and touched the light switch.
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Forty watts of dim light illuminated the warehouse.
It was as big as the studio I had in high school.
It was filled with all kinds of goods, from paper cows and horses to fake talismans.
Looking at the expression of the paper man in blue clothes in the room at night, it was indeed a bit eye-catching, and he was smiling.
Meat doesn’t smile.
The two of us entered the warehouse, and I pulled down the iron door with my backhand.
Then I moved out the dusty altar table inside, and then pulled out a few big names and an incense burner and placed them on it.
He took out a plastic bottle of chicken blood, which he bought at the market, which was very convenient, and a plastic bag of glutinous rice.
He poured the glutinous rice and chicken blood into two large bowls, and then he asked me if I wanted Cinnabar.
I used a bowl to scoop out a bowl of red powder from a bag in the corner.
Lao Yi told me to mix the cinnabar and chicken blood together and mix them evenly, so I did as he said.
Speaking of cinnabar, this is a good thing.
There is a record in Baopuzi Huangbai: "Cinnabar is gold, and those who take it to become immortals are also sergeants."
Since ancient times, cinnabar has been considered a material for making elixirs, so the ancient emperors had nothing to do all day long, dreaming.
In order to live forever, they hired a group of old Taoists to provide them with delicious food and drinks all day long, and specially refined elixirs for them, but they didn't know that although this cinnabar had medicinal value, it was also very toxic.
Many emperors were killed by this stuff, like Emperor Yongzheng.
According to unofficial records, he was killed by this elixir made of cinnabar.
However, this thing is indeed useful in Taoist practices.
Cinnabar is yang, like fire, which means burning.
If used properly, it can also help people increase their fire energy.
Moreover, it is the most common pigment for painting talismans, and it is indeed a must-have for Mr.
Yin Yang.
I used a small stick to mix the cinnabar and chicken blood into a viscous consistency, and carefully handed it to Lao Yi.
Lao Yi inserted five longevity incense sticks on the incense burner, and then placed a bowl of glutinous rice behind the incense burner.
A bowl of cinnabar, and a bowl of liquid mixed with cinnabar and chicken blood.
Then he took out two tied little grass figures from his bag.
It seemed that he had been busy that day.
He even went to the Chinese medicine store and bought dried mugwort.
The straw figures were tied into molds.
Yes.
I took the small paper bag out of my trouser pocket, opened it carefully, and handed the two hairs to him.
He buried the two hairs into the straw man's body, and then placed the straw man on the table.
After doing all this, he said to me: "Let's open our eyes first."
I was stunned when I opened my eyes.
How could I have forgotten such an important thing?
The busier I am, the more things go wrong.
Yesterday, I was just thinking about how to deal with that damn stand-in, and I only drew six.
Like my third son, I forgot my Ding Youwen open road talisman that can open the path to the underworld.
When Lao Yi saw me like this, he asked me: "I forgot to draw the talisman."
I nodded anxiously.
Fortunately, our citizen scientist had a solution.
He told me: "It doesn't matter, I have a solution."
So he took out his 24-week bright lamp, lit it and opened his eyes first, then walked up to me and told me not to think about anything else.
He dipped his finger in lamp oil and put it on my forehead.
Then he kept mumbling something.
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After a while, he softly shouted: "Open" It's done, he told me, this can help me start my journey to the underworld for a short time, and the effect can last for about three hours.
I made a rough calculation and found that it should be enough until about four o'clock in the morning.
After everything was done, he placed the small blue lamp on the table and prepared to open the altar.
He told me to just stand back and watch quietly without speaking.
I nodded, and he walked behind the altar table, first lit the five longevity incense sticks, and then I saw him making a fist with his left hand and raising it flat to his chest, and placing the sword fingers of his right hand behind his left hand.
This is not the first time I have seen this shape.
It seems that this is a special gesture for Qi Men Zhi Shu.
I could only see him solemnly reciting: "Three strange things can make you sincere, and Liujia is not a small complement.
One meets a dog, horse, and another rat and monkey, and six jade girls ride a dragon and a tiger.
All evils are in the way.
Humanity suffers, and the battles last for years.
Hugh.
I dream of a divine talisman.
Jue, go to the altar to offer sacrifices and practice sincerely.
The disciples of Sanqing are Yi Xinxing from the Yuqing sect and Cui Zuofei from the Shangqing sect.
Because they are unable to eliminate the demons, they specially ask the ancestor to give them divine power to open the Sanqing altar.
"Array forward" Then he said to me: "Quickly, recite your mantra sincerely."
I didn't dare to delay, so I stepped forward to the table, crossed my sword fingers with my right hand, and recited: "Hurry is like a law."
After Yi Xinxing listened to me reciting the mantra, she grabbed a few grains of glutinous rice with her fingers, then rinsed them in the big bowl mixed with cinnabar and chicken blood, and then grabbed the few grains of rice with cinnabar and blood in the longevity incense.
Shangrao circled three times, and then quickly bounced onto the two little straw men.
After everything was over, he gestured again, and then solemnly shouted: "Open" I saw the two little straw men on the table standing up in a flash.
I was actually a little dumbfounded when I saw it, it was quite evil.
When Lao Yi saw that the two little straw men had already stood up, he said to me: "It's done.
According to what your master said, all we have to do now is to wait for the ugly moment to come, and the seven-death stand-in will be killed by these two."
A little straw man was lured here.
By the way, we need to come up with a plan. " I was thinking about a plan, and when that thing came, I would just urinate on its head with a plastic bottle.
But knowing that this was related to the lives of those two people, I didn’t dare to trust him, so I asked him: "Lao Yi, do you have any good ideas?"
Lao Yi said to me: "Otherwise you hide next to the door and wait for it to come and attack it secretly."
Does this civilian scientist have a pig brain?
I said to him angrily and funny: "How do you know it will definitely come in through the door?
You know that none of our native methods are of use to it, and we don't know which direction it can come in.
By the way, Do you have any taboos with this stuff?"
Lao Yi said to me: "You are also talking about taboos.
If the substitute of the Sanqing Altar falls from the altar, or the five incense burners are gone, the method will be broken, and the Seven Deaths Soul Gathering will be done."
He will turn around and go to the building again, so be sure to hold on to this table later, and keep an eye on the incense.
If it is about to burn out, replace it in time. " I understand, even if I fall, I can't let these two straw men fall.
Although I have already said hello to Zhang Yaxin, they will not show up at Yuan's headquarters so late, but if you don't pack that thing tonight, there will be endless troubles.
You must know that behind that thing, it is very likely that a We are several times stronger than those who understand the law.
So I nodded, holding the heavy copper coin sword in my right hand, and the equally heavy boy's urine in my left hand.
Looking at the green smoke on the table, I thought to myself: Even if I break my arms and legs tonight, I will protect you to the death.
His uncle, come on.
For the next time, Lao Yi and I were speechless.
We each sat on one side, thinking about the people we wanted to protect, and resting our minds to prepare for this vicious battle.
A few hours later, at 2:55, Lao Yi and I stood up and stood back to back next to the altar table, ready to face any danger that might come at any time.
Lao Yi just took out a small bottle of urine from his bag.
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It was a bit smaller than my Pepsi bottle.
I looked at his bottle and then at mine, thinking to myself, it seems that this guy has been angry in the past two days.
At three o'clock on my phone, the alarm clock rang on time.
I immediately turned off the alarm clock and put on full alert.
Time passed by, and the surroundings were still surprisingly quiet.
Only the old light bulb in the warehouse made a hissing sound from time to time.
It was already 3:05, and there was still nothing going on.
Lao Yi asked me, "What's going on?
I remember that thing seems to be on time."
I was about to answer him when I suddenly felt a chill on my neck, as if some liquid had dripped on it.
It feels like the roof is leaking, but you know this is a warehouse on the first floor, how could it be leaking?
I immediately got goosebumps all over my body and looked up like a reflex.
Here comes his uncle: