There is a saying in the Burial Sutra: Those who are buried are hiding things and taking advantage of their vitality.
The yin and yang energy, when it puffs up, becomes wind, when it rises, it becomes clouds, when it falls, it becomes rain, and when it travels on the ground, it becomes vitality.
As the saying goes, people have Qi, ghosts have Qi, and all things are created by one breath, and the white job that Uncle Wen took on that day was mainly to keep the Qi of the deceased.
You may not understand it this way, so I’ll start from noon that day.
Because Lao Yi and I drank a lot of wine the night before, but Lao Yi drank my folk nail polish remover, so he was not very drunk, and I was not good.
Although I didn’t drink too much, I was still drunk.
That's almost it.
Since I quite like the dizzy feeling after being drunk, and I don't want to suck my own nails, I just threw myself on the bed when I got home and fell asleep.
Fortunately, I was a little confused after drinking, and the ghost girl in my dream didn't bother me.
I slept comfortably until about ten o'clock the next morning.
I was still woken up by the ringing of the phone.
I picked up the call and it was Zhang Yaxin.
Since I had already apologized to her via text message when I was at home, she was not angry with me anymore.
I was very surprised.
Why did the little girl call me, so I said to her in a daze: "What's the matter?
Little girl, I have a day off today."
Since we often text and chat when we are at home, we are very familiar with each other now.
This little girl still feels like my little sister.
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone seemed very happy and said to me: "Zhutou, of course Sunday is a holiday.
By the way, if you have time, come with me to buy a cat.
I don't want to move myself."
Buying a cat means you have money and no place to spend it.
Those old stray cats on the street can just catch one and keep it.
They have to buy it with money.
I have to say that this thing is really for the eldest daughter of a rich family.
Duo, I sat up from the bed and said to the phone: "Sister, I'm afraid it won't work today.
I have to go to work in the afternoon.
By the way, don't you have Lao Yi's phone number?
Give him a call."
That’s it, he seems to be on vacation.”
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone felt a little unhappy when she heard that I didn't want to accompany her.
She said, "What kind of class do you work on Sunday?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Then you don't accompany your sister but...
My girlfriend has gone."
I smiled bitterly in my heart.
I have a shitty girlfriend.
If I, a person with five shortcomings and three shortcomings, can still have a girlfriend, I guess the end of the world is not far away.
So I said to her angrily and funnyly: " My sister-in-law, don’t tell me, I really just accompany the opposite sex, but not with women, but with female corpses.”
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone was obviously stunned.
She asked me: "Female corpse, are you kidding me?
Why did you say it so scary?"
I told her the work I was going to do this afternoon.
After hearing this, she sighed and said to me: "Brother Cui, it's really hard for you.
I think you and Yi Xinxing are still looking for something."
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Just do a serious job.
It’s not a problem if you keep doing this.
I know you have the ability, but if you keep doing this, you will collapse.”
To be honest, hearing what this little girl said made my heart really warm.
I also know that it is not a good thing for me to do this.
Not many people who eat food from the underworld have good results.
Sooner or later, they will collapse one day.
And now I feel more and more that our industry is no longer recognized by the society, but there is no other way.
I have no way out.
I haven't saved my life yet.
I will wait until I save my life.
So I said to the phone with a wry smile: "Sorry for your trouble, sister, if you have a chance, I will definitely change you if you have a chance.
Be obedient and call Lao Yi.
He will definitely be able to accompany you."
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone said obediently: "Well, Brother Cui, please pay attention to your health.
If you encounter something dangerous again, if it has nothing to do with you, you'd better stay away from it, you know?"
I smiled bitterly and said to the phone: "I know, sister, have you ever seen me meddling in other people's business?"
Zhang Yaxin on the other side of the phone sighed and said to me: "Actually, I know.
It's useless for me to say this, because I know your character very well."
After we chatted for a few more words, we hung up the phone.
I stood up in my boxers, took out a cigarette from the table and lit it, holding it in my mouth, thinking to myself, she said she understood that I was not joking.
So when I grow up, I don’t even know who I am.
After washing up, I cooked a bag of instant noodles.
After eating, I looked at my watch.
It was almost twelve o'clock, so I got dressed, went downstairs, and took the bus to Fuzetang.
Pushing open the door of Fuze Hall, I saw that the old guy Uncle Wen was surprisingly not fighting against the landlord today.
Instead, he was wearing a black and decent Mao suit and was sitting at the reception table smoking a cigarette.
Seeing that his head was still bombarded today.
I had my slicked hair combed and seemed to have sprayed some gel on it, making it look shiny and shiny.
I thought to myself why this old bastard was dressed so socially today.
When he saw me coming, he called me over.
I sat across from him, and he began to tell me the importance of today's job.
It turns out that today’s employer is very well-established.
I heard from Uncle Wen that he seems to be the big boss of that company.
He seems to be very rich.
He once prayed to several Buddhas in Fuze Hall, and even asked Uncle Wen to do a Feng Shui test.
Passing through the shady house.
Anyway, he spent a lot of money, and he is one of Uncle Wen's biggest customers.
But the so-called second-luck and third-feng shui person, if his life is not good, what's the use of praying for more Buddhas?
It seems that this family is destined to lose a child.
Just yesterday, the big boss's daughter had an accident and died.
He died in a car accident.
It is said that he died quite miserably.
His right leg was broken, several ribs were broken, his lungs were pierced, and he was bleeding extensively.
It was horrible to watch.
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I heard from Uncle Wen that this woman is about the same age as me.
He was only in his twenties, the most youthful age.
It was a pity that he died like this.
His parents were the only child.
They couldn't cry, but they had to accept this reality.
They had to let their daughter go on the road in glory, so So I called Uncle Wen and asked him to help organize it.
And Uncle Wen agreed with his heart that would save the world's suffering.
After listening to this, I cursed in my heart, you old bastard, saving all sentient beings is a lie, taking the opportunity to make money is the real thing.
It seems that this company has handed over all the procedures for handling white affairs to you, there is a lot of oil and water in it. , when the time comes, you old magician will definitely be able to cut off a vote.
Alas, this old bastard, when will his greed end?
Although this old bastard knows all about the methods of deception and abduction, he still knows a little bit about it.
After all, if he only knows how to brag, his secrets will be exposed one day.
This old bastard seems to have read some burial scriptures and Kun I know a little bit about Taoist secrets and the like, about the day when mourning ends, the day when mourning begins, the day when mourning begins, and so on.
He knew that the way to deal with the aftermath of this woman's violent death was a bit troublesome.
If it was not done well, it would be a bad omen for the family and the gentleman who was in charge.
There is a saying in an ancient book: When a guest dies, the fragrant soul of a beautiful woman will be dispersed, and the ghostly temples will hang on all the people in the world.
After all, living beings like women are really difficult to deal with, and female ghosts are even more difficult to deal with, especially those who die suddenly, because this is not a good death at all.
Such people have no impermanent charm and have great resentment.
If you don't make a good salvation, you won't be able to go to the Yin City.
To put it mildly, it will affect your family's transportation.
At worst, it is not impossible to become a fierce ghost and attack people.
Although Uncle Wen didn't know anything about the underworld, he also knew how to watch the first watch to guard against the wind and the second watch to never turn off the lights.
So he didn't dare to tell me anything, so he told me about the many things he had to do tonight.
He didn’t know where he learned his unique secret skills.
After he told me, what I thought was a lie, because he told me that there would be a funeral tomorrow, and tonight was unlucky, so that family couldn’t stay.
People, we can only go to the wake.
It goes without saying that the evergreen lamp must be kept on, and there must be a chicken guarding the soul next to the coffin.
The most important thing is to always pay attention to the time, and burn paper every half hour. kowtow.
Do not neglect until dawn.
After listening to what he said, I felt full of contempt for him.
Originally, if you didn't have this diamond, you wouldn't be able to do any porcelain work or have any unique secret skills.
It's just a trick to deceive people.
You don’t even think about it, is there any family that dies, and the family doesn’t stay to keep vigil, but let outsiders do it?
Isn’t it a joke?
It’s normal to burn paper and lanterns, but you can’t burn them every half an hour.
You know The dead woman must still be in a confused state now.
Who are you burning those old papers for?
Let me explain here: People who have just died are not consciously aware that they are dead.
They will not believe that they have passed away until the impermanent enchantment or three days have passed.
During this period, they are It's called the hysteria stage.
During this period, ghosts are most likely to turn into evil ghosts or evil spirits due to improper environment or missteps.
The female ghost in yellow I met before was a violent death.
The sin of violent death is too great to be worthy of being led by impermanence.
But fortunately, although it was born in the underworld and died in the underworld, it still had a strong yearning for Dong Sizhe in its heart, so it was only temporary.
It turned into a wandering spirit but did not change into an evil spirit.
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However, when the building was about to be demolished, it was stimulated and would lose its mind and kill people.
To put it more clearly, the reason why it turned into a evil spirit was all caused by anger.
The demolition of the building changed the surrounding environment of anger, so it went crazy.
And tonight, as long as the body of the dead little girl is not protected from The influence of external air will be 100% fine.
As for what Uncle Wen did, of course it was about taking off his pants and farting.
You have to know that the dead woman can't tell the difference between east, west and north.
How can she have any resentment?
It's unlucky.
Her family won't let her stay at home.
Bah.
But there is no way, who makes him my boss?
As a pony boy, I can only listen to him.
I don’t dare to attack him when he says something.
If he says to catch a dog, I don’t dare to steal a chicken.
It's just painful for me.
Alas, I have to stay up all night again.
Not only do I have to face the coffin all night, but I also have to burn paper and kowtow every hour.
Where can I go to reason with you?
After Uncle Wen told me everything, he asked me: "Xiao Fei, do you understand?
Remember, this is a big job today.
Don't let me lose it.
Once you get it right, I'll give you a raise of 200 this month."
Block bonus.”
Two hundred, so my salary this month is one thousand and two hundred.
I have a strong urge to cry.
Damn it, he didn’t expect that the work I have to do for one night in front of dead people is worth two hundred.
Uncle Wen saw that I looked unhappy.
Who would want to burn a bowl of paper on the coffin for no reason?
So he said to me: "What, if you don't like it, I'll give it to you again."
Fifty, what do you think?”
I looked at Uncle Wen dumbfounded, and thought to myself, it seems that you, the old bastard, really treat me as your buddy.
But thinking about it, I can't change anything.
I have to do what I have to do.
After all, I still have to do it.
You have to live, right?
Forget it, just treat it as an experience, his uncle’s.
But at the time, I didn't expect that this experience would be so thrilling
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