The heaven and earth are formed by five kinds of Qi.
The five kinds of Qi move through the earth and give rise to all things.
Human beings inherit from their parents.
The body is angry.
The remains are accepted.
The scripture says.
In response to the feeling, ghosts and people will be blessed.
It can be seen that there are many people saying that the corpse was buried in the soil.
Of course, this is a bit mysterious.
The ancients have long written their experiences in books and passed them down to later generations.
However, the things recorded in the books are also true and false.
To be fair, There are liars in our modern times, so there must have been liars in ancient times.
Therefore, you must not disbelieve what is recorded in ancient books, but you cannot believe it entirely.
Lao Yi told me about a unique set of burial theories passed down by his family, called the Eight Methods of Discussing Corpses after Longevity.
Although I had long known that Lao Yi, a folk scientist, came from a Bai family, I really didn’t know it at the time.
Understand what he is saying.
So I asked him: "What are you talking about, the eight methods of after-sales poetry analysis?
Why is this name so out of tune?"
Lao Yi looked at me like he was looking at a toad in a well, and said to me: "It's not after-sales service.
Although we say it's similar to after-sales service this time, what I said has nothing to do with after-sales service.
I said It’s a set of formulas passed down from our Yi family’s ancestors.”
If you want to say that this person who has been a monk since he was a child knows more than me who has become a monk in the middle, of course, it refers to Feng Shui.
He told me that his family’s eight methods of discussing corpses after a person’s birthday have a total of eight sentences.
The shape and formation of a corpse, as the saying goes, people are divided into good and bad, and corpses are divided into bad and bad.
The formation and change of this bad luck depends on the way it is handled after the burial.
Lao Yi told me that among the eight formulas, there is one that fits the situation of the Zhen family's ancestral tomb.
That formula is that there is nothing wrong with the earth and the wind, but the moisture under the earth breaks the coffin.
It is about a kind of land that is very dry on the surface, but after digging three feet into the ground, it is full of mud.
If a dead person is buried here, it will become a corpse place.
I believe everyone has heard of the so-called place for raising corpses.
This is also recorded in the burial scriptures.
It is believed that the place for raising corpses is the most terrifying, dangerous and taboo cemetery in funeral feng shui.
After the body is mistakenly buried in the corpse raising ground, the human muscles and internal organs will not only not rot, but also the hair, teeth, nails, etc. will continue to grow.
The corpse absorbs the essence of the heaven, earth, mountains and rivers due to the light of the sun and the moon, and some body functions are restored to life.
Just like the dead soul comes to life, it will transform into a zombie, wandering around and sucking the blood of people for a living.
Listening to what Lao Yi said, my whole body felt numb.
His uncle, it’s a little bit mysterious.
Do you think there really is Ma Xiaoling in this world?
But then I thought about it, although Ma Xiaoling probably doesn’t exist in this world, she is a zombie.
It does exist , although this may seem a bit exaggerated, but here is my experience.
What happened to me is not an exaggeration, but didn’t those things all really happen?
Besides, wasn’t Uncle Jiu back then?
Did you die together with an old rice dumpling?
I have to say that I am afraid of zombies when I mention them.
It is the kind of fear that comes from the bottom of my heart.
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
When I was a child, I watched those zombie movies.
When I talk about zombies, I immediately think of the person wearing the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty and wearing a big cap.
Hat, something that can't keep its legs apart and can't walk properly.
I remember when I was in high school in Yin City, when I heard Uncle Jiu talk about how awesome the Corpse King was, I was filled with disdain, thinking that even if such a thing existed, an RG anti-tank rocket launcher could blast through her. , but now, many years later, after experiencing so many things, when I hear the word zombie again, I feel scared in my heart.
Damn it, if this really happened to me, where would I find an anti-tank rocket launcher?
ah Fortunately, Lao Yi is just a hypothesis and cannot be sure.
Who knows whether his ancestors are bragging?
But having said that, I suddenly remembered something again, and my eyes suddenly lit up.
Wait a moment, zombies If we really encounter any zombies, it might not be a bad thing.
I remembered that the stones and the Seven Treasures White Moon Wheel I mentioned need the same material, which is zombie blood.
This is what the so-called evil is born out of fear.
In order to get rid of the five shortcomings and three shortcomings of his uncle, what if he really fights with zombies?
I looked at Lao Yi next to me and asked him to escape first.
Superboy was the first to rush forward, while I used various spells to make sneak attacks.
I didn't believe that I couldn't bring down an old gangster who had been dead for many years.
So I slapped my thigh and said to Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, you are really a genius.
If there are really zombies, then we will be in trouble."
Lao Yi's stupidity seemed to have relapsed in time.
He looked at me with wide eyes and said to me: "What the hell do you mean, why don't I understand?"
I didn't explain to him, but took out my phone first.
It's almost noon now.
Shi Jueming must be living a bourgeois life with Cha Shui'er in the office.
Shi Juming is different from us.
After all, he There is a serious business to do, unlike me and Lao Yi, who only work The door is hidden, he told us this when we were drinking.
Unlike Mr.
Nianzi Liu, he knows nothing except divination, so he cannot fight side by side with us. , can only make suggestions and point out the way for us from behind.
I called Shi Jueming.
Not long after, the call was connected, and Shi Jueming's magnetic voice came: "Hey, Lao Cui, how was your vacation?
Why did you remember to call me?"
"It's over" I smiled bitterly.
It was just a hard job during the vacation, so I told him: "Don't mention it, something happened, we might encounter zombies or something like that."
Shi Jueming on the other side of the phone was a little stunned, as if he didn't believe it.
He asked me: "Zombies, are they the ones on TV that can run away?"
Brother, where do I know where to go?
It’s all speculation now.
I’m speechless.
This Shi Jueming, who has never seen the market, seems to be a layman besides knowing how to calculate.
So I said to him: "I also I don’t know, it’s just a guess now.
If it is really a zombie, then the zombie blood may be found.
By the way, don’t you know how to do calculations?
Can you help me calculate our fortunes these days?”
Shi Jueming on the other side of the phone heard what I said and said, "Okay, what method do you two want to use to calculate it?"
I didn't know any method, so I said to the phone: "You can use any method, just see if it goes smoothly for both of us within a week."
Shi Jueming on the other side of the phone said, "No problem.
Are you in a hurry?
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
If you're not in a hurry, I'll do the math for you two after dinner."
I said: "Don't worry, you can eat first, and then just send the results via text message."
After saying a few more polite words to him, I hung up the phone and said to Lao Yi: "You know this time, take precautions before it happens.
It would be best if the things in the cemetery don't turn into zombies.
If they turn into We won’t lose money if we deal with zombies, it’s just a loss-making business.”
Lao Yi understood it when I called Shi Jueming just now.
He said to me: "I said Lao Cui, okay, you have a quick head, but you just need to be soft-hearted, otherwise you will definitely be a profiteer."
I smiled bitterly.
I'm soft-hearted.
Do you think I would have ended up in this situation if I hadn't been soft-hearted?
If I hadn't been soft-hearted, my children would probably be in trouble now.
After lunch, Lao Yi and I rubbed our stomachs again and burped until we were full.
I have to say that the food was so good.
There were so many birds and animals all day long that I got a little angry.
Man, I am.
I have oily skin, and after these big meals, I suddenly developed a pimple on my forehead.
Touching my pimples, I felt full of emotion, "It's okay.
This proves that I'm still in my prime.
Although my mentality has almost turned into an uncle's, my body is still honest.
I'm still young, and it's not the beginning of autumn."
When we were having dinner just now, the old man of the Zhen family obviously didn't know about the move of the ancestral grave.
He was still chatting with the two old sticks about old things about old sesame seeds and rotten millet.
This old man has a bad memory as he gets older. , many things He had already talked about love yesterday, but brought it up again today.
The two magicians, Wen Shu and Uncle Lin, were a little speechless, but they didn't want to hurt the old man's elegance, so they had to continue listening to the old man's repeated words with smiles on their faces.
The story of food stamps.
In the end, the old man drank some wine today and even cried while talking.
He took Uncle Wen's hand and said, "My eldest daughter has a hard life.
It's all my fault.
It's all my fault."
I don’t know who his eldest daughter is, but when Uncle Wen and Uncle Lin heard this, their expressions suddenly changed.
The Zhen brothers at the same table quickly said to the old man: "Dad, you must have drunk too much, otherwise Go inside and lie down for a while.”
The old man did have a little too much.
After all, he was too old to drink.
He still said reluctantly: "I don't have much, I don't have much, so I rely on you.
You are all unfilial, and you still want to piss me off to death."
When Aunt Zhen saw that her father was angry, she quickly got up and stepped forward to coax the old man.
She said that the older people get, the more they look like children, so she coaxed the old man into the room.
Lao Yi and I saw the serious expression of our boss.
Although we didn't know what happened, the boss was angry.
Workers should stay as far away as possible.
This is a wise saying.
Nicholas Guangkun once said: and Fighting between bosses is endless fun.
And when we were both full, we slipped out of the door to bask in the sun.
Lao Yi and I were squatting low at the base of the wall, smoking and bragging, when Uncle Wen came out with a serious face.
He glanced at the two of us and then said to me: "What are we talking about?
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
What's so easy to talk about?"
Go get your stuff and go up the mountain with me."
It seems that this old guy is really angry.
Although I don’t know why, and I don’t know what happened recently.
I never saw him angry last year, but after the Chinese New Year, Uncle Wen always gets angry. , I don’t know why.
But I didn't dare to ask what was going on, so I walked into the house dejectedly, picked up my backpack, and accompanied Uncle Wen to the mountain under Lao Yi's sympathetic eyes.
The purpose of our trip is to find a new Feng Shui treasure land.
Thank you for your hard work reading on this hot day.
I am asking for votes and recommendations.
Your votes and recommendations will be my motivation for the future
.
: