Youyi looked very surprised and asked me to criticize him.
I saw him squatting on the ground holding a wooden board.
I thought to myself that it wasn't that he still had a childlike innocence, but that he must have discovered something.
So I walked up to him and asked him in a low voice: "What's wrong?
Lao Yi pointed to the stone toad on the coffin board and said, "This thing is quite evil.
Look, I looked up and saw that the stone toad was clinging tightly to the coffin board, and an inch of sharp nail was protruding from the other side of the coffin.
Because the coffin board was lying flat, the nail did not penetrate it.
When I got into the soil, the surrounding soil became a little wet in such a short period of time.
Lao Yi said to me: "This thing seems to be really interesting.
You know, learning strange arts is almost the same as doing scientific research.
I just checked carefully and found that this toad is really a nail.
I think After a while, this little nail turned out to be the same as my watch. , engraved with three talents on it.
As the saying goes, "Everything in the world is made of water, and three talents lead a needle."
This small nail is actually similar to the "three talents guide a needle" in the Qimen Creation film that I learned.
Look at this formation.
It takes about two minutes for the surrounding water vapor to gather and condense into water droplets.
It’s so advanced, you know, even I don’t know this technology.”
I looked at Lao Yi's very serious look, and felt dumbfounded.
It seemed that this old boy had been working very hard today, and it was burning his buttocks.
He still looks like an archaeologist, but I can't understand his academic issues.
This is my Achilles' heel, the generation gap between me and this civilian scientist.
So I could only say to him: "Xiao Yi, don't be discouraged, study hard, and sooner or later you will become a pillar of the country.
Come on, Shenjiu will depend on you."
Lao Yi was a little puzzled.
He asked me: "What are you talking about?
What does Shenjiu have to do with me?"
I said a little angrily: "You know it has nothing to do with you.
What time has it been?
Don't study water guns or water needles.
If you want to study it, just go ahead.
No one wants it anyway." , go back and study it slowly.
Lao Yi suddenly realized, yes, I was sticking my butt out here to see what use it could do, so he and I picked up a piece together, turned around, and knocked the stone toad nails off the coffin board bit by bit.
When I held it in my hand, I realized that this thing was not as heavy as I thought.
It seemed to be made of wood in the middle and a layer of cement on the outside.
I have to say.
It seems that this is really the fault of the carpenter.
Then the folk legend that their ancestor Lu Ban once practiced Qi Men Shu is probably true.
Lao Yi wrapped up the stone toad and packed it up.
At this time, Uncle Wen called us over there.
The water must have been washed away.
Lao Yi and I got up and walked over there.
Old Yi Xiao.
He asked me loudly: "Old Cui, this corpse should be considered a zombie.
Do you think we can take the time to give it two ounces of health?"
I was speechless and said to him: "What the hell, this guy has so many eyesight.
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It would be strange if he didn't get seen.
And you also saw it.
That old man has been a diver for several years, so he has been diving for a long time."
The bag is gone, where is the blood?
Lao Yi sighed, looking frustrated.
In fact, I was quite frustrated.
I saw a zombie before my eyes, but I couldn't do anything about it.
This was really depressing.
The smell of corpse stench was a little lighter, but it was still as strong as Wang Zhihe's.
Uncle Wen asked us to dig some wet mud in the cemetery.
Although we didn't know what kind of tricks this old man had.
So I went to the cemetery and put a plastic bag in it.
When I came back, I saw that those people had already put the lid on the coffin and were about to close it and go on the road.
So I walked up to Uncle Wen and said to him: "Uncle Wen, the toad on the coffin is really evil.
I just made it."
Take him out and throw him away.
Do you think this is the right thing to do?"
Uncle Wen Leng snorted and said nothing.
At this time, everyone had already closed the lid of the coffin, tied it tightly with ropes, and strung it up with four bamboo sticks.
After everything was done, Uncle Lin next to him spoke.
With an authentic Zhao Zhongxiang accent, he said to everyone: "Gentlemen, no more, no less, time is good, let's get on the road quickly and send Mr.
Zhen off to his new home.
After that, he grabbed a handful of paper money in his hand and threw it into the sky.
Suddenly the paper money flew away like snowflakes.
Then a few young men lifted the coffin, and we marched into the new cemetery.
Lao Yi and I were still walking behind the crowd.
I asked Lao Yi: "Old Yi, since you know that the corpse has turned into a shadow corpse, you must know the method of cracking the corpse.
Please tell me.
Now.
We can't count on these two old bastards.
Let's see if we can do anything to help.
After all, Aunt Zhen is quite nice.
If she is killed by an old coffin boy who has been dead for several years, It's really a bit blind.
Lao Yi nodded and said to me: "Isn't the method of cracking already cracked?
Why didn’t I understand what you were talking about?
Lao Yi asked me when he saw my puzzled expression.
In fact, Ba Yao Sha should be regarded as a kind of Feng Shui bureau.
Feng Shui bureau pays attention to the right time, place and people.
The terrifying thing about Bagusha is that it kills the dead without any warning, leaving people defenseless, which is why it is so famous.
However, because it does not raise the body, it will not attack people.
If it is discovered, it is Bayaosha.
If so, a gentleman of about the same size can usually crack it.
There are generally three ways to deal with the eight pots of evil.
One is cremation, in which an old man's ginseng is burned into ashes.
See how it can be cured.
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Another way is to drug it and use folk remedies such as sulfur to speed up its decay.
After it is rotten to bones, the bones can be picked up again and enshrined.
The last method is to move the grave, because as long as it is As soon as the body is moved away, the Feng Shui situation will naturally be broken.
If it is buried in a new place, the body will slowly turn into dust.
Hearing what Lao Yi said, I felt relieved.
His uncle, let me tell you, where did so much high technology come from in these worlds?
An old ginseng that has become a climate is nothing more than that.
In fact, this old man Zhen was also wronged.
If his old man, Izumi, had any knowledge, I don't know what his expression would be like if he knew that his body had been a diver for several years.
Speaking of which, I still have to blame the third child of that family.
There is actually nothing to say about this.
To quote a folk saying, it is what you deserve, and to quote a Buddhist term, it is retribution.
The third child also smokes and abuses the little girl.
It is estimated that he will not be able to be a human in his next life.
If he is lucky, he will not even be able to see Lao Xie and Lao Fan.
He will be captured by Lao Niu and Lao Ma and become a beast in his next life.
If he is not lucky, that will be the case.
You have to roll in the oil pan several times in hell and enjoy thousands of years of acupuncture massage before you can become a human again.
Thinking of this, Lao Yi and I felt a little better.
Just like those old movies, the bad guys have their retribution, and the evil is defeated by justice.
The monkey in the sequel to Journey to the West has cervical spondylosis, although We couldn't get the zombie blood, but if this is the case, we can Damn it, I cursed in my mind as I walked: If it doesn’t work, I’ll dig up the ancestral graves.
I don’t believe that Shi Jueming is here to prevent human flesh.
He can’t even find any bacon.
After a while, the pre-selected cemetery arrived.
Someone had already done it yesterday.
Weeds and the like had been pulled out, and the pit had been dug.
It was time to bury the coffin in it.
When they came to the edge of the pit, As usual, Mr.
Yin Yang will preside over the final ceremony.
So Uncle Wen stood solemnly in front of everyone and said: "The new residence has arrived.
The good time will meet the auspicious position, the descendants will be rich and honorable, and the family members will thank you for your hard work."
The people of the Zhen family bowed to the collective of helpers, and then Uncle Wen said: "After thanking you, please roll in."
After finishing speaking, Uncle Lin walked out again.
While looking at Uncle Wen with contempt, he took out another scroll from his pocket and read loudly to everyone: "The sky is green, the earth is green.
The sun shines on the hills day by day.
Because of the tea picking in the south mountain and the fruit picking in the north mountain, I met an immortal and gave him three cups of wine.
Nan Ke had a dream.
Respecting heaven as his father and respecting the earth as his mother.
A filial son misses his family and is unable to give an answer.
Lin Qiu Sheng, the teacher invited today, is looking for a cave on the ground in Huanglonggang.
It is located in the northwest of the mountain named Zhumugang, bounded by Qinglong Jiayimu in the east, Baihu Gengxinjin in the west, Suzaku Bingdinghuo in the south, and Xuanwu Renju water in the north.
Medium to The Wuji soil in the center, with the four tones clearly defined, was purchased with ninety-nine thousand and ninety ounces of silver to support the burial of Duke Zhen Junbo in a hole on the ground.
The light and the shadow are both bright and handsome, and I am honored to be in the imperial court.
I asked who wrote the deed, and Bai He wrote it and went to heaven; I asked who read the deed, and the Dragon King read it.
Only the strong gods came to fight for it, and Jiu Niu broke the ground.
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Don't hide anything I have to say that the writing on this scroll is quite good.
Compared with the first scroll when the grave was raised, the writing on the newly buried scroll is much more gorgeous, like a tongue twister.
It seems that this blue-blooded man needs something useful to be able to bluff people, but Uncle Lin's recital was so expressive, if only he could be given a pair of glasses.
Maybe someone will imagine him as an associate professor in the Chinese Department of Peking University.
After finishing reading the Dijuan.
Sailor Uncle Lin burned it, and then said to Lao Yi and me: "Spread the soil that I asked you two to get out of that grave into this new grave.
Hurry up and don't throw it backwards."
Look, otherwise it will be unlucky We both did so.
I didn’t expect that there are so many specialties in this tomb, even the soil.
Let me briefly introduce to you the principle of using new soil to dig into the old soil.
The formal method is to dig eight inches deeper from the bottom of the original coffin, put it in a clean bag, and move it to the new camp tomb.
Otherwise, the good or bad effect will not be great, and the soil taken away cannot be thrown away with the original soil.
Being stepped on by others on the road will be harmful to the descendants of the deceased.
I feel sorry for the deceased, just like being stepped on and cut by passers-by when the deceased was alive, so it is important.
To describe it simply.
That is to say, the old man is not used to living in a new house, so he must sleep on an "old bed" to feel at ease.
But the soil in the hole just now was almost turned into mud, and it was difficult for me and Lao Yi to dig, so we could only grab a few casually. pieces and brought them in plastic bags.
After filling the plastic bag with mud into the new pit, Lao Yi and I retreated.
Uncle Wen did it himself again and performed some acrobatics in front of everyone.
He stood at the edge of the pit, and then put a piece of yellow paper I laid it flat in the pit, just suppressing the mud, and then waved to me and took out a bag from my backpack.
From the bag came out some powdery substance on the paper.
Others don't know what it is.
But I knew very well that it was rosin foam mixed with camphor powder.
The old magic stick quickly struck a match and threw it on the yellow paper.
When it encountered fire, the phosphorus powder quickly burned, and a wave of The rosin came from inside, and at this moment, the old magic stick quickly took out a copper coin from his butt pocket.
He put on a Kuixing kicking and fighting pose and shouted: "Go" Then the copper coin hit the burning yellow paper impartially.
It attracted several more cheers from the surrounding onlookers.
There is actually a saying for this, commonly known as Nuankeng.
In order to fulfill the filial piety of the younger generation, in exchange for the kindness of the ancestor Xin Han to raise him, he also "warmed the well" so that the good luck would come quickly, aiming at the happiness of future generations.
But Uncle Wen's move was purely to take off his pants and fart.
There is no way to warm the Kang.
No need to light a fire, as long as it means something.
After Uncle Wen finished making these flower shelves, he asked those people to carefully lift the coffin, and then slowly placed it in the pit.
The descendants filled the first handful of earth first, and everyone began to bury the coffin again.
Because the time for moving the tomb was too hasty, they could only be buried briefly, and even the designated tombstone was not laid, so they could only Let's replace it with a piece of wood first, and then we can repair the tomb gracefully in the future.
After doing all this.
A new tomb appeared in front of us, and Sanxuan hadn't arrived yet at noon, so the tomb was successfully moved.
After the descendants of the Zhen family kowtowed and burned paper, we turned around and went down the mountain.
I looked back at the new dirt bag on the open space and thought to myself: God bet, this veteran athlete who has been diving for many years finally landed safely this time. , I hope it won't cause any trouble again.
After returning to the Zhen family, the Zhen family held a big banquet and invited the helpers to eat.
Fortunately, Mr.
Zhen was confused and didn't know what happened.
He thought it was the villagers who came to see him, which made the old man very happy.
When I went to the toilet.
Occasionally, I found Uncle Wen talking to Aunt Zhen.
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He meant to repair the grave this morning, the sooner the better.
We will go back in two days.
After I heard this, I began to despise this old bastard again.
He didn't know the way to crack the Eight Yao Sha by some mistake.
He may still be worried that the old diver might transform into a corpse, so he I want to run away.
Alas, human nature, where can I stop reasoning?
When I saw the old magic stick like this, I shook my head with a wry smile and left.
In fact, I felt something was wrong these past two days, including the relationship between Uncle Wen and the Zhen family, and his relationship with the Zhen family.
Several uncharacteristic beatings made me confused, as if there was a piece of window paper between them.
Sometimes I actually had an illusion that this old guy was actually really capable.
But look at it now.
For his uncle, a liar will always be a liar and can never be turned into a mattress.
I stopped listening and walked into the woods, found a big tree and started to release water.
After I finished urinating, I walked back.
At this time, the wind started to pick up in the mountains.
I looked up and saw that although the sky was still clear and blue, the clouds seemed to be moving very fast.
Maybe this is a sign of things to change.
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