To say that this bad guy has to say that he always laments his uncle's humanity is really an elusive thing.
Although we all have this shortcoming, even though we know it, we just can't change it.
Uncle Wen gave me a holiday.
He must be trying to run away, it's his uncle's fault, he knows best in his heart, even though he is just an old blue man.
But it goes without saying what the consequences of this thunder-killing corpse will be.
I really despise him from the bottom of my heart, although I know that this is indeed not a good opportunity, now that Uncle Wen has given me a holiday.
Then Uncle Lin will definitely be able to give Lao Yi a break.
Without these two old things to be an eyesore, it would be relatively easy for us to do something.
Thought of this.
I smiled bitterly again, uncle, that old diver is so fierce, what can I use to fight him?
The difference between the two of us is not one or two points, it is like using machetes to openly fight against a police officer who is armed with live ammunition. , where is the chance of winning?
This is a veritable act of committing suicide first, and then killing his whole family.
It is a human tragedy.
It is estimated that if Mr.
Zhen Junbo knew that he had become a diver so many years after his death, he would be 120% sure.
Angry and vomiting blood.
It’s all the fault of his third son.
He couldn’t recruit anyone, so he decided to hire someone else’s carpenter.
In the end, he refused to tell anyone, and the whole family suffered as well.
Forget it, thinking so much is in vain, it is of no use at all.
If there are no bad people in this world, then what do we Mr.
Yin-Yang do?
I can see clearly.
Bad people create karma, and they will repay their karma after they have done it.
If they have not made up for it, then we Mr.
Yin-Yang will help them wipe their karma and eliminate it.
If there were no bad people, we would be out of a job.
So I was a little speechless.
I finally understood the reason why this ancient special profession of ours exists.
If the world is full of good people, where did the evil ghost come from?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but want to curse again, but I I stopped this idea, because all crows in the world are as black as purebreds, and scolding others is equivalent to scolding myself.
I'm not much better, one pound is like a bad egg.
So I said to Uncle Wen: "Uncle Wen, I'm leaving.
What are your plans?
What will Aunt Zhen do?"
The reason why these two old guys told me this is because I am smarter than Lao Yi and can understand what they are saying.
Uncle Wen said to me: "You don't have to worry about this.
You can just go on your own.
I'm going to take your Aunt Zhen out for a trip to a bigger city or something."
Uncle Lin was sitting on the bed smoking a cigarette.
When Uncle Wen said this, he immediately sneered and said: "Smelly and shameless."
Then the two hometowns resumed their quarrel.
Now I really can't stand listening to the two shameless old liars arguing.
It was obvious that Uncle Wen just wanted to escape, so I sighed and walked out of the room. .
The wooden floor was old and creaked when you walked on it.
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Opening the door, I saw Lao Yi squatting in the corridor smoking.
So I waved to him.
When I came to the end of the corridor, I stood by the window.
The "ghost moon" outside was still so hazy, and the surrounding halo seemed bigger.
It was indeed spectacular.
The mountains were reflected in a faint white, but when I thought about it, there were still kilograms of moonlight. , the old diver felt a little sick just hiding in this mountain.
Lao Yi patted me on the shoulder and asked me: "Lao Cui, what did the two old guys say?"
I smiled bitterly.
Then he said to him: "What else can I say?
The two old guys are scared.
They don't understand what happened this time, so they are ready to run away."
After that, I told him exactly what Uncle Wen said to me just now.
Lao Yi sighed after listening to it.
Maybe his thoughts at this time were the same as mine just now.
Sometimes, we all think that we are the savior, but if one day, you find that you can't save anyone at all, it proves that you have grown up.
I suddenly remembered this wise saying.
It seems that we have really grown up.
It turns out that childhood is so beautiful, and it belongs to his uncle.
Why do people always want to grow up when they are young, but when they grow up, they always want to go back to their childhood?
Is this the escape mentality of people?
I was disheartened at that time, and for the first time I had the idea of escape.
It was not that I was useless, but that Ba Yao Sha was too powerful.
I am afraid that only Uncle Jiu is alive to destroy this old bastard.
It’s simply not something that two young men in their twenties like me can do.
But when I think about it, if the two of us leave, the Zhen family will definitely be wiped out.
Just like what Lao Fan said, "it must die."
This makes me feel a little bit uncomfortable.
It's true.
Although they have nothing to do with me, I don't know why.
Maybe it's because I'm soft-hearted, compared to the monks in Harbin.
My heart is really too soft.
I smoked cigarettes one after another, but I couldn't calm down.
Life is precious, and no one has the right to take a person's life.
If I really refuse to save someone, then what will happen to me, the heir to the white path, and those who just What's the difference between a Landau liar who knows how to talk?
Think of this.
I knocked on the wall unwillingly.
Seeing my appearance, Lao Yi shook his head and sighed, and said to me: "Old Cui, if you are really not afraid of death, maybe we will have a chance.
I was stunned when I had the chance, and turned around to look at Lao Yi.
I saw Lao Yi looking at me with bright eyes, and then he farted loudly and untimely.
His appearance really makes me a little bit shy about complimenting him, but I don't disbelieve him.
I know Lao Yi's personality best, even though he doesn't speak well.
Occasionally, I will suffer from dementia, but in principle I will not make mistakes.
So I hurriedly asked him: "Are you telling the truth that you have a way?"
Lao Yi nodded, and then couldn't help but fart.
I quickly asked him: "What is the method that makes the old diver so powerful?
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Can we really overcome it?"
Lao Yi seemed a little unsure, but after thinking about it, he said to me: "What do you think is the most powerful thing that can be used in the spells you have learned?
I was stunned, bullshit.
Of course, it was the Immortal Wood that unlocked the talisman, but I quickly rejected this view, although this talisman was overbearing.
But it can be used once in a lifetime.
In addition to the Immortal Wood Unlocking Talisman, are there any more sharp tricks?
I thought about it, and suddenly a term came to my mind.
I blurted out: "talisman array" Seeing that his guess was correct, Lao Yi was immediately very happy, so he said: "That's right, in fact, the most powerful thing among the Qimen techniques I have learned is not the Three Escapes and the Body, but the formation.
What we just did Because I was unprepared, I fell for the old diver's trick.
After I came out of the room just now, I have been thinking about this problem, how to get rid of that old bastard, so I thought of the formation."
Yes, why didn't I think of this?
Although we can't do it with open swords and guns, we can definitely shoot cold arrows in the back.
This is the wise saying that rape is easy to hide and lust is difficult to prevent.
Use the formation method.
The "thug" can guarantee our safety.
The next set of tricks will allow it to drill through the feudal martial arts and defeat the classical qigong with a piece of knife.
This concubine's idea is simply too good.
Since Lao Yi has been a hand-to-hand fighter recently, I actually forgot that he is an expert in formations, but I heard Lao Yi say that the most powerful formation he can use seems to be the one that knocked down the night fox.
Although the formation of "Fierce Gate" is very powerful, we are still not very sure if we can deal with the eight female evil spirits who have already faked their corpses.
Don't let her run out by then.
It will be very lively.
If we fail to rape, we will be raped instead.
But that's not fun anymore.
So I asked him: "Are you absolutely sure?"
Lao Yi smiled bitterly, and then said to me: "If I was completely sure, I wouldn't have to be in such a difficult situation.
You also know that I used the power of the prisoner to exchange the evil door.
The evil door opened by the power of the prisoner should not be able to open it at all.
Old bastard.
But you know why I said that.
Nonsense, I despised him.
If I knew better, I would ask him why, so I said to him: "Stop inking, just tell me."
Lao Yi nodded and said to me: "That's because we don't have no chance of winning.
We still have thunder to chop wood."
What does it mean when lightning strikes wood?
Where do we have that thing?
Just when I was wondering.
Lao Yi then told me a passage from a note left by his ancestor.
It turns out that everything has a reason.
There will be no free things, that is, there will be no free lunch meat.
Therefore, if there is a cause, there must be an effect.
This is the way of heaven.
Even the most poisonous things in the world will have a way to detoxify them.
Method, as the saying goes, there must be something within seven steps of a place where poisonous snakes are infested.
Antidote, we are not the first to encounter corpses caused by lightning, and certainly not the last.
The gentlemen of the White Sect in ancient times discovered the principle that all things are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other, and found out how to deal with this kind of zombies.
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Something that has the effect of restraint is thunder splitting wood.
Thunder is lightning.
Because it strikes around the cemetery, the corpse is stimulated by the current and stirs up the evil spirit in the chest.
However, lightning can also be a weapon and can destroy everything in the world.
There are usually wild trees and ordinary trees around the cemetery.
Thunder and burnt.
Because of the power of electricity, those branches that are split by lightning often have thunderous properties and are used to ward off evil spirits.
I've heard of this before.
When I was in high school, it rained heavily and the uncle next to my school was chopped into pieces.
A buddy who came to school from Inner Mongolia happily broke off one and used it in class all day long.
He whittled it into a small wooden sword and hung it around his neck all day long.
He also told me that in his family, this thing can ward off evil spirits.
But at that time, because this kid didn't do well in school and was being punished all day long, I didn't take his words seriously.
When I heard what Lao Yi said today, I suddenly remembered that the grandson at that time What you said is true.
Thinking of this, I asked Lao Yi: "You mean, you can use that lightning to split wood to form an array?"
Lao Yi nodded, farted in a neither humble nor overbearing manner, and said to me: "That's right, I thought it was completely feasible for thugs to use lightning to split wood to form an array.
There are records in the Sanqing Qimen that the ancestors of the past When setting up the formation, there were basically no tools.
No matter what you pick, any stone or grass can be used to form a formation.
Although I am best at the "Lihuo Tomb Formation" among the Qimen Five Elements Formations, I firmly believe that as long as I have enough lightning to split wood, I will definitely be able to create one.
Enhanced version of the "Thundering Golden Bell Formation" Although I didn’t know what the thundering golden bell array he was talking about was, it sounded really powerful, so I asked him: “What kind of bell array are you talking about?
It can really knock down that bell array.”
An old diver?
Lao Yi thought for a while and then said to me: "If my calculations are not wrong, it will definitely work, but it's just that.
I quickly asked him: "It's just nothing.
Please tell me quickly."
Lao Yi looked at me and said to me: "It's just that this "Thundering Golden Bell" is not like the prisoner ghost.
It is a primary formation.
There is no formation boundary.
It cannot prevent the eight female evil spirits from running out of the formation and cannot catch turtles in the urn. , this is the disadvantage, so I want to ask you, do you have any talisman array that can trap that line, Ba Yaosha.
The word "trapped" seemed a bit familiar to me, so I thought about it, and it suddenly dawned on me that when I was in college, I did want to set up a talisman array to deal with that line, the female ghost in yellow, but that At that time, I was just an unlucky kid who was just getting a glimpse of the world, so I didn't succeed.
Now that I think about it, I can even use the Sword Pointing Curse with my Taoist skills at this time, so there shouldn't be any problem with using the Buna Talisman Array.
Thinking of this, I felt a burst of ecstasy in my heart.
This is really a perfect path.
A less than perfect Ji Ge thug can trap even one hundred and eighty night foxes in this formation.
Zombies, should be no problem. " When Lao Yi heard what I said, he immediately said excitedly: "Great, then we will play a high-tech, composite formation.
You set up the formation on the outside so that the old thing can't escape.
I Set up a formation inside and kill that old bastard."
I have to say that these words are inspiring enough.
Although I have not yet practiced the Chinese and Western method of combining Qimen and spells, I have said before that small arithmetic skills can be combined with Qimen skills.
I recommend this spell.
It’s not like my stepmother raised me, so it should work.
It’s really refreshing to think about it.
Especially when I have no hope in my heart, I suddenly heard that there is such an elegant method.
How can I not let it go?
I feel secretly happy Thinking of this, I said to Lao Yi: "It happened that his uncle's two magicians gave us a holiday, so we took the opportunity to come back and go to the mountain to prepare.
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Then we killed the old diver in one fell swoop."
The old man nodded and said to me: "This is simply a God-given opportunity.
If nothing else, let's talk about zombie blood.
If you are lucky, you can get it."
Yes, if you want to say this is really warm, then what do you think?
Only when I was as worried as my third grandson, all I could think about was being angry that I was useless.
As well as being powerless, now that I saw hope, I suddenly remembered that there is such a thing as zombie blood.
Although the old diver may not have blood anymore, I am now more determined to kill him and fulfill my obligation of the white faction.
If there is no blood, just cut the meat into pieces and put it back.
I thought viciously.
Seeing that I was so happy, Lao Yi didn't say anything.
I didn't know what he was thinking at the moment.
I only heard him farting another pound.
It was a loud but not smelly fart.
To my ears, it was like a flag gun thug at a sports meeting.
Our life-threatening game to eliminate zombies began.
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