I just showed up that day in Erzhen.
It turns out that this underworld is not as dark as the bathing Siyuan in Journey to the West, with a few pieces of black cloth in the background.
On the contrary, except for the Naihe Bridge, it is not a dark sky here, but it is always gray.
That’s all.
Li Chopsticks and I walked into the city gate.
It was different from what I thought.
There were ghost guards standing guard, but they would not stop you to ask, because this is a place only ghosts can go, and historically, people broke into this place.
There were only a handful of people, and my Nike outfit looked nothing like a ghost, so we walked into the city very elegantly.
There are pedestrians on the roadside, ah no, they are walking ghosts.
There are also cars on the street, but everything is so quiet.
The cars are made of paper.
Ghosts also look like they are made of paper.
They are all dressed in either black or white.
Occasionally, you can see a few wearing red or blue clothes and swaying their buttocks while walking.
Those must be real paper figures.
This kind of paper figures I had already seen it when I arranged a secret marriage for Li Chopsticks.
They were all silent and mostly expressionless.
It seems that all the emotions of joy and anger in the world are no longer there, and I just hope to live a pure and ascetic life here.
The whole street is eerily quiet.
Li Chopsticks whispered to me next to me: "I don't know why I am here."
That's true, but it seems to be a habit.
The ghosts here are good, no matter what happened in life, but as long as you live in the capital, there will be no more quarrels and suspicions, and everyone will always treat each other like guests. " I looked around, and it was indeed different from the ordinary world.
But when I thought about it, it seemed like nonsense.
I thought to myself, we are all here now, so I will find a place to stay first, and then slowly inquire about the detention of Uncle Jiu. location.
So I said to Li Raf: "Miss, let's find a place to stay first.
Oh, by the way, do you know where there is a cigarette seller here?
I'm going crazy.
After thinking for a while, Li Choisticks pointed to the front and said to me: "There should be a department store not far ahead.
Let's have something to eat first.
Then you can follow me to my house."
I nodded, and then walked forward along the street with him.
Sure enough, not far away, I saw a small department store, which Li Chopsticks had told me before.
Although the underworld is constantly developing like the Yang world, due to some relationship, it always lags behind the Yang world by about fifty years.
Therefore, the market below is still called "small department stores."
Of course, the supply of small department stores is also Those ghosts, there are many ghosts who receive sacrifices from descendants during festivals and other festivals, but they can’t eat them all, so they sell them to such small department stores to make some money.
If you want to tell me, let me go without food for two days.
It's okay to eat, but if I don't smoke for two days, I probably have to smoke.
Since I came down here, I have already finished smoking.
I have been holding on hard these days.
Now I think it's better to see a cigarette than to kiss the uncle.
I The two walked into this small department store.
Not to mention, there were all kinds of incense, candles and paper.
There were piles of cakes on the shelves, which seemed to be covered with dust.
I really doubted whether anyone would buy such things. .
The business in the store seems to be quite deserted.
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Come to think of it, ghosts generally rarely buy these.
Think about it, after this person dies, even eating becomes a hobby.
This shows the reason for the bleak business.
I didn't think much about it, because I saw a whole row of cigarettes on the shelf behind the expressionless shop owner.
His uncle's cigarettes, I took them out now, because I saw a lot of them.
They are all out of print in this world.
Including the legendary "Campus China" that costs three yuan a pack.
Ji Qing, I think I learned to smoke with these cigarettes when I learned to smoke.
The boss Wuliang in the school canteen sold them separately for 50 cents each.
Several buddies For 50 cents a person, you can get high in the school toilet for ten minutes.
Just thinking about it makes me miss the way I used to smoke Jiqing, so I said to the boss: "How much does it cost for five packs of Jiqing?"
The boss said to me expressionlessly: "Fifteen billion."
One pack costs three billion, why don’t you grab it?
Thinking about the fact that I didn’t have enough money in my pocket, I became a little anxious.
This boss obviously didn’t know how anxious we smokers would be if we didn’t get enough nicotine.
I I looked around and saw that there was no one in the store.
I even thought about robbing someone, but I knew it was impossible.
I couldn't cause trouble before I took action.
Just when I was embarrassed, Li Fu had already taken out two tens of billions of dirty notes from his body and paid for it for me.
Excuse me.
Why is it so unreliable to spend women's money?
But I had no choice but to get addicted to cigarettes, and I couldn't do it without smoking, so after I took the cigarette from Li Chopsticks, I smiled awkwardly, and then whispered to it : "Well, I owe you this money first, and I will pay you back after I return to the earth."
Li Fe smiled calmly, and then said to me: "You can pull it off, this little money is nothing, besides.
After you return to the earth, I will probably be reincarnated.
Where can you pay me back?"
I scratched my head and thought it was the same, but I had to say something, otherwise I would never feel good about it, so I said to it: "Well, I'll wait for you."
After reincarnation, if you can remember me or I can find you, I will definitely return it to you.
When Li Chopsticks heard what I said, he shuddered and became happy.
He said to me: "Come on, you, Ji Erzhu.
Tell me, why do you always feel that you owe others?
Do you want to ask for money?"
, Zhao once helped me so much, why do you still act like you can’t bear the repayment when it’s not even a repayment?”
I smiled bitterly and said nothing, thinking to myself, I don't know where to go.
I guess my brother was born with this fate.
His uncle, even I hate my personality.
Walking on the street, I took a deep breath from a cigarette.
Why did it feel so good?
I suddenly felt like I was alive.
I thought about it and realized that this joke was not funny.
Then Li Chopsticks took me to a small restaurant called "Youpeng Snacks."
There was no hot food in the underworld.
There were only cold pastries and rice.
Anyway, I wasn't hungry at all, so I didn't care and ordered two bowls.
After pouring rice and a pot of Balan incense, there was no taste in my mouth, just like chewing wax, but the fragrance was good.
I can inhale the incense after I become a ghost.
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After inhaling it, I felt much more energetic.
After eating, Li Fei took me to his house again.
On the way, he said to me: "It's a good thing I didn't reincarnate, otherwise this house would have disappeared."
I didn't pay much attention when it said this.
My attention was completely attracted by the two statues in the square in front.
To say that this is a veritable ghost place, even a square on the street is so weird. , it is obviously a square, but it is surrounded by a circle There are iron railings, and there are two tall statues in the middle of the square.
Both statues are men.
The first statue is wearing a long gown and a long shawl.
It is holding a strange long sword.
It has a kind expression but there seems to be a trace between the eyebrows.
A sense of domineering and intimidating.
But the second statue looks a bit nondescript.
I can see that this statue is half a head shorter than the one next to it.
It is also long but very messy.
Although it is also dressed like an ancient person, it shows half of its arms and figure.
Very thin Pork ribs, with his tongue hanging out, he clearly looks like a gangster.
The most interesting thing is that the left hand of this statue is holding an object that looks like a machete, and the right hand is indeed stretched forward to make a fist, with the middle finger upright.
It is clearly that An obscene gesture used around the world.
I couldn't figure it out.
In such a serious city in Hubei, if there is no such thing as Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and King Yama, how could there be such a statue?
So I asked Li Chopsticks: "Hey, sister, over there?
Whose are these two statues?
Why do they look so out of place?"
Li Chopsticks saw me and asked those two statues.
My face suddenly became a little nervous, and I just heard it whisper to me: "Shh, keep your voice down, my home is in front of you, I'll tell you when we get home."
I saw that it seemed nervous, so I knew that maybe these two statues were taboo, so I didn't ask.
After walking with it for a while, I turned into an alley, and rows of white houses appeared.
Li Chopsticks led me to a more luxurious white house, smiled at me and said, "Here we are, this is my home."
I looked at this house and sighed in my heart.
It’s true that rich people will be rich after death.
I didn’t expect that the cemetery that Mr.
Li chose at the time would be so grand in the underworld.
This two-story building is obviously much higher-end than the bungalows next to it.
At that time, he The hundreds of thousands spent were considered worthwhile.
Thinking of this, Li Choisticks and I entered the house.
The house was very spacious.
Although the furnishings were a bit old, it did not affect the overall situation.
We sat on the sofa, and I asked him: "It's a nice home.
By the way, why were you so nervous just now?
What happened to those two statues?"
Li Chopsticks looked at me, then smiled and said to me: "The two statues I just mentioned were not casual.
By the way, you came by train too, so you must have read more than half of the brochure, right?"
I nodded and said to it: "Yeah, I've seen it, what's the matter?"
Li Chopsticks smiled and then said to me: "Those two statues are actually the statues of Emperor Donghua and Little Silver Dragon.
I was stunned, those two.
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The statue is of these two seniors, but it’s wrong to think about it.
These two people are obviously the great enemies of the underworld.
There is no reason to erect statues for enemies.
Isn’t this the same thing?
When I couldn't figure it out, Li Chopsticks told me the origin of the statue in the square.
It turned out that since ancient times, there were only three people who made trouble in the underworld.
These three were all the great enemies of the underworld.
In order to prevent the underworld from The officials forgot about this shame, so the King of Hell ordered a statue to be made for him.
Like, it’s just that the first person to cause trouble in the underworld was the senior brother.
No one in the entire underworld dared to offend him, so there was no statue for him, so there are only two statues.”
And this statue also has palace meaning in the square, the tall one The iron bars symbolize prison, and the king of hell means to lock them up forever.
Depend on.
I understood.
This was obviously a sign of weakness.
I didn’t expect that this underworld was quite vindictive, so I asked: "But this seems to have had the opposite effect.
The one with the middle finger is the one from ancient times.
What a little silver dragon."
Well, isn't its shape obviously dependent on the entire underworld?
After the second update, I have good news for everyone, Lao Cui’s store is now open.
You can find it by searching for "Lao Cui's Backyard."
All students are welcome to come and watch and tell stories.
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