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Chapter 1: Give Me Back My Balls


"When my hair reaches my waist, how about you marry me?"

The soft and waxy female voice, mixed with a little childishness, attracted the curious eyes of the people in Luoxian Town.

Following the voice, I looked over and saw a handsome young man with thick eyebrows, carrying a long sword half as tall as a man, and a pair of flying sword-style emblems on his collar, clearly showing his identity as a swordsman.

No matter what kind of cultivation he has, he is still a superior immortal master in the eyes of the mortals in Luoxian Town.

Of course the sound did not come from him, but from the woman in his arms.

A girl who was less than thirteen years old and as skinny as if she had no bones hugged the immortal master's waist tightly after saying these words.

You can imagine that she looked happy and shy.

After finishing her confession, the girl slowly raised her head and looked at the tall sword cultivator affectionately.

Although she was dressed in coarse linen, it could not conceal the girl's delicate and fresh face.

On the contrary, it further accentuates her pure temperament that emerges from the mud and remains unsullied.

She will definitely be a beauty when she grows up.

Such a good time, beautiful scenery, immortal master and beautiful lady, maybe a good story will be left behind Unexpectedly, as soon as the girl raised her head, she pushed away the man to whom she had just confessed her love, and said in horror like an injured rabbit: "You, you, you are not Brother Xu" There seemed to be a mist in the girl's eyes, she bit her lip, then turned around and ran away sadly.

Seeing such a scene, many people began to shake their heads.

The poor little girl was so infatuated at such a young age.

It's a pity that I got the wrong person.

The sword cultivator's thick eyebrows furrowed and his eyes were a little blurry, as if he was lost in memories.

When he came back to his senses, he slapped his forehead and whispered "Oops" to himself, and then started to chase after him.

The onlookers did not disperse.

They love to gossip about such plots: One is a handsome swordsman, and the other is a beautiful girl.

What kind of sparks will be created?

"Stop or I'll kill you" Hearing the cold and stern voice behind her, the little girl had to stop and turned around with a shy and panicked look.

She didn't say a word, but looked at the person in front of her lovingly with a look of aggrievedness and bewilderment.

"Who are you?

Who sent you here?"

The young swordsman stared coldly at the weak girl in front of him with a stinky face, showing no sympathy for her at all.

The sword cultivator's voice was so fierce and cold that it frightened the little girl.

"The little girl Lin Wangyou knows that she is a mortal with a life as low as clay, and she should not touch the superior immortal master.

What happened just now is that Wangyou was wrong.

He should not have mistaken you for my brother Xu.

In fact, you The figure is so similar.”

The girl's eyes were red and her face was pale.

With her weak bones, she looked as if she would collapse if the wind blew.

She obviously recognized the wrong person, but why did she end up being the fault of the other person?

"What a powerful mouth."

Looking at the woman in front of him impatiently, Jian Xiu snorted and continued: "Stop pretending, I'll just pretend that you stole things out of curiosity.

Some things are not something you mortals can own.

Give them back to me, and I'll pretend that what happened today never happened."

Lin Wangyou's tears finally couldn't hold back any longer, and rolled down like broken pearls from his red eyes.

His body was still shaking with anger, as if he might collapse at any time.

The sword cultivator became even more irritated: "If you don't hand it over, I will search it."

Lin Wangyou finally fell to the ground, raised her tear-covered face like a delicate flower after the rain, and said miserably: "I am a woman who was searched in the street.

How do you want me to behave in the future?"

"Don't worry, I won't touch you."

The sword cultivator was already getting a little impatient.

I have never seen a woman who is so good at pretending, and she has lost such a beautiful skin in vain.

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Lin Wangyou wiped the tears that fell on his face, seemed to have gathered up the courage, bit his lips desperately, and started to speak again: "If the immortal master can't find it, he will take me back and continue the search."

The sword cultivator replied without hesitation: "That's natural."

Lin Wangyou still lowered his head sadly, but a smile of successful plot flashed in his eyes, but his voice did not show it at all, and it still had the same pitiful and pitiful trill: "Aniang is right.

Wangyou's face is a disaster.

She will definitely be snatched back as a concubine by the harmonious immortal master.

If I had known this, I should have listened to Aniang and not gone out."

The people who were watching were basically mortals.

How could they not feel angry when they saw that a little girl like Lin Wangyou was forced into prostitution by a superior immortal master in public just because of her beauty?

In fact, Lin Wangyou's performance was so good that people unconsciously overlooked the most important point: she was the one who provoked the immortal master in the first place.

Being surrounded by mortal saliva, the sword cultivator was really angry and roared angrily: "Qin Xun, my spiritual sword sect, do I still need to snatch a mortal woman?"

As soon as the words "Spirit Sword Sect" came out, the attitude of the people immediately changed.

"Ah, he is from the Spirit Sword Sect.

He is so handsome."

"The Spirit Sword Sect has a good reputation, but there may also be some scum."

"No, Master Qin is a direct disciple of the leader of the Spirit Sword Sect.

The last time my cousin's brother-in-law had a demon in his village, Master Qin led his people to save their entire village."

"Little girl, just let him check it out.

The immortal masters of the Spirit Sword Sect are all good people."

As a habitual offender, Lin Wangyou also reacted very quickly.

She still used her soft voice, seemingly suppressing her crying, and spoke very sensibly: "Since my uncles and uncles all praise Master Qin's character, then you can search for him.

My little girl believes that Master Qin must be a good person."

Seeing Lin Wangyou biting his lips, looking pitiful as if he had been wronged and had no place to complain, Qin Xun felt upset for no reason.

This was the first time he had encountered so many people who were justified in stealing things.

Not bothering to talk to her, Qin Xun covered Lin Wangyou in a circle of light.

The aperture is so wide that you can sense everything on her body without touching her or taking off her clothes.

But, why is it that this egg, which cannot be good, can disappear out of thin air?

Seeing the sword cultivator staring at him in shock, Lin Wangyou felt proud, but his face showed a look of panic and helplessness, as if he had been wronged so much that he was really going to be taken back as a concubine.

Lin Wangyou was thinking about how to escape when he heard a voice as warm as the autumn sun: "Junior brother, what are you doing?"

The person came very quickly, blowing in front of Lin Wangyou like a gust of wind, and kindly stretched out his hand to pull up Lin Wangyou who was sitting on the ground.

Lin Wangyou raised his head and saw a beautiful picture that looked like a character in a painting.

The familiar feeling made Lin Wangyou's heart beat a little faster.

The call for help he originally planned to call for help actually got stuck.

My throat was so tight that I couldn't speak.

The crowd cheered and shouted a name "Luoyun City" "Master Luo" It seems that this immortal master is also a famous figure in Luoxian Town.

"Girl, are you okay?"

It wasn't until Master Luo Xian spoke that Lin Wangyou came back to his senses and quickly grabbed the opponent's sleeve: "Master Immortal, save me.

This evil man falsely accused me of stealing and wants to arrest me."

"Junior brother, what's going on?"

Luo Yuncheng also carried a long sword on his back, and also had a pair of sword-shaped emblems hanging on his shoulders.

But unlike Qin Xun standing there with a sharp edge like an unsheathed sword, this Luoyun City feels gentle and friendly, as beautiful as the clouds on the horizon, making people feel close and dependent. heart.

"Senior brother, this little thief stole my egg but somehow couldn't find it out."

Qin Xun was annoyed and glared at Lin Wangyou, who had a pretentious look on his face.

Today is really unlucky.

Is there such a woman who confuses right and wrong?

She stole his treasure and dared to bite him back.

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Women are indeed troublesome creatures.

Even mortals without cultivation are not easy to worry about.

The most hateful thing is that she is so good at pretending.

She looks like she is crying and about to faint from fright, but her speech is very clear.

She complains to Luo Yuncheng in a confusing way, why don't you really faint?

Pretend, pretend as hard as you can Qin Xun was furious, but Lin Wangyou, the brave man, actually didn't forget to give Qin Xun a smile as his treacherous plan succeeded.

Seeing this expression, Qin Xun finally changed from deathly anger to life.

Regardless of his senior fellow apprentices, the reputation of the Spirit Sword Sect, or the sect's rules forbidding bullying of mortals, he stretched out his hand to catch Lin Wangyou.

Returning to Qin Xun's smile of a successful plot, Lin Wangyou grabbed his senior brother's sleeves tightly and shouted: "Master Luo Xun, help me, he wants to kill me and silence me."

"Junior brother, don't stop yet."

Luo Yuncheng used his body to block Lin Wangyou's body, seemingly showing unprincipled favoritism: "Junior brother, I used my spiritual sense to check her body, and there were no eggs at all.

Didn't you also search it just now?

Did you find anything?"

"No.

But," "There's nothing wrong with it.

Since it's not found, it's just a misunderstanding.

According to your temperament, you will definitely not apologize.

Forget it, I'll apologize for you.

Don't bully her anymore.

Otherwise, you go back alone to receive the punishment. ” Qin Xun was anxious but didn't say anything anymore.

He didn't want to be punished.

Although my senior brother is kind to others, he is not the kind of person who doesn't distinguish between others, nor is he easily attracted by beauty.

How could I be so confused by this little girl who looks like a stick today?

Qin Xun also knew that the more he explained, the more confusion he would get, so he simply stopped mentioning it.

But in his heart, he was thinking that she was just a mortal, and he could just avoid his senior brother and follow her again.

Who would have thought that the senior brother would invite this little girl in front of him, who looked like a wandering child, dressed in coarse linen clothes, to have dinner at Xiankelai, the best inn in Luoxian Town.

Qin Xun's face was dark, but he still followed because it was about his balls.

This stinky girl, why don't you die?

Such a thin person actually ordered eight dishes in one breath.

Qin Xun glared at Lin Wangyou: "Can you finish eating?"

"My mother has taught me since I was a child that it is wrong to waste food.

Don't worry, Master Qin, Wangyou will definitely not waste food."

Well, it's like a human saying, but there's still half a sentence below.

"If you can't finish it, I'll ask the waiter to pack it up."

Lin Wangyou said as he ordered two more dishes.

Qin Xun vomited blood directly.

Talking to this dead girl was really more tiring than exorcism.

Compared with Qin Xun's various insecurities, Luo Yuncheng's demeanor was extremely good.

While showing a smile that could charm all female creatures, he gently served Lin Wangyou some food.

Qin Xun couldn't figure it out.

Senior brother's demeanor was too good today.

Could it be that this girl is my senior brother’s illegitimate daughter outside?

Seeing that Lin Wangyou had almost finished eating, Luo Yuncheng asked the store patiently while arranging for the store to pack the food for her: "Do you want to become an immortal?"

"I don't want to."

Lin Wangyou refused without even thinking.

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"I heard that the immortal masters are very tired from practicing and will be killed by others."

"That's it.

That's a pity.

Originally, our Spirit Sword Sect was recruiting new members tomorrow, so I thought you would be interested."

Luo Yuncheng was a little disappointed: "I just sensed a short sword on your body, and I thought you would like it very much."

"Sword repair."

After Luo Yuncheng said this, Lin Wangyou also felt that the half-sword that was used as a necklace was hidden in the clothes that had been hanging on his chest.

It seemed that he had been dancing non-stop after seeing Luo Yuncheng.

This is not normal.

But, why do I really have the talent for sword cultivation?

Lin Wangyou didn't even bother to eat the food and stared at Luo Yuncheng: "Can I ask another question?"

"you say."

"Does the Spirit Sword Sect have a lot of treasures?

For example, you still have the swords on your body.

What did he say?"

Qin Xun almost sneered at how obsessed this woman was with money.

She even tried to get their own spiritual sword without looking at her identity.

Luo Yuncheng patiently explained to Lin Wangyou, but his eyes glanced at Qin Xun, which was a bit warning.

"Of course, we sword cultivators are already the poorest and don't have many treasures on us.

If we meet Qi cultivators who are good at refining weapons, we will have countless real treasures.

Beastmasters also have various spiritual beast eggs."

Qin Xun opened his mouth, but finally decided not to dismantle his senior brother.

He snorted coldly and said no more.

Lin Wangyou's eyes finally lit up when he saw with his own eyes several low-level magic weapons that were shiny and useless but were displayed in Luo Yuncheng.

"I'm going to cultivate immortality

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