"I have a little donkey, I never ride, and one day I had a whim" "What are you happy about?
This song is so ugly!
” On the way out of school, I kept humming this song repeatedly, Tang Ruoxue, who was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, finally couldn't listen to it, pinched my arm and gritted her teeth and said: "After you came out of school, you sang this song with a smirk, did you pick up the money?"
If you find it, you'll give me half of it!
” "Huh" I smiled disdainfully, "Are you also the eldest lady in the city, don't always have money, why do you sound more stingy than me?"
Speaking of which, I remember someone seemed to say that they would give me a little bit of living expenses for next month, why do I think you have asked me for money a few times recently?
” "you!"
Tang Ruoxue gritted her teeth and snorted at my waist again, "It's as if you gave me money, and you refused to give me a hundred yuan when I asked you for a hundred yuan at noon, and I was speechless when I met a rare stingy ghost like you!"
” I bared my teeth and turned my head to stare at Tang Ruoxue and said angrily: "Don't always pinch me, my flesh is not meat, it won't hurt?"
” "You deserve to die, who told you not to give me a hundred yuan?"
Tang Ruoxue pouted and muttered.
I quickly changed the subject and asked her strangely, "Strange?"
Why didn't you let Aunt Tang pick you up from school today, and it didn't rain today, do you know that since you sit in the back seat, I will consume twice as much physical strength as usual?
It's tiring!
” "Nonsense, my mom has been so busy lately, she must have to work overtime at night, of course I asked her not to pick me up!"
Tang Ruoxue rolled her eyes and continued, "Besides, I asked a girlfriend in our community to go swimming in the pool of the community club, but my mother usually doesn't let me go!"
” "Damn!"
I immediately scolded, "No wonder you lied to Aunt Tang that you were going to take me to a KFC meal, it turns out that you want to go to the swimming pool to play, or you take me along?"
” "Brother kiss out!"
Tang Ruoxue rolled her eyes very unceremoniously and sneered, "We girls swim, what am I taking you a boy to do?"
I know your mind is dark and dirty, and look at your dead perverted nature leaking out again, right?
” I braked suddenly, and Tang Ruoxue crashed into my back unexpectedly, and it was soft!
Before Tang Ruoxue hurricane, I sneered at her with a straight face: "You get off for me" "No, no!"
Tang Ruoxue pretended to hug her arms in some pain, and gently rubbed herself imperceptibly and glared at me and hummed, "Why should I get out of the car?"
” "Scold me for being a pervert, then you get out of the car!"
I said coldly.
"If you don't get out of the car, you won't get off!"
Tang Ruoxue resolutely grabbed the car and refused to get down.
"Hehe, no, right?"
I sneered, got out of the car myself, parked the car, and walked on!
"Oh, don't go, what should I do if you leave?"
Tang Ruoxue sat in the back seat, holding the car with both hands, her feet dangling in the air, looking funny and cute, what makes me even more satisfied is that she is weak now, much cuter than when I first met her!
"Unless you admit your mistake, you can ride back by yourself!"
I turned to stare at her with my hands folded and sneered.
"Yang Yan, you bastard, you bully me!"
Tang Ruoxue glared at me with an expression that was about to cry.
"Who told you to call me a pervert again?"
"Who told you to want to follow me to the swimming pool?"
"Then you lied to your Aunt Tang and said that she would take me to eat KFC, did you bring it?"
"I'm not trying to reassure my mother!"
"So you just cross the river and tear down the bridge, and when I run out, I just kick it away and go play by myself?"
I pointed at Tang Ruoxue with a sad face and said, "I saved you so many times, and I was almost expelled by our head teacher today, so you treat your benefactor like this?"
” "Expulsion?
What's going on?
Tang Ruoxue was suddenly surprised.
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I briefly explained the matter, skipped the conversation between me and Zhao Yawei, and then said with an uneven face: "I'm easy, I'm not treated by others, if you hadn't asked Chen Gang to beat me at school first, there wouldn't have been so many things later, and it wouldn't have caused me to be almost expelled, if Aunt Tang knew about it, you" "Stop!"
Tang Ruoxue's face was a little pale, and she begged me for mercy in a weak tone, "Count me wrong, don't tell my mother about this matter, she is annoying enough, you have the right to think about it for my mother's sake, okay?"
” "Then you're taking me to the swimming pool?"
I asked.
Tang Ruoxue suddenly shook her head with a firm face and said with a wry smile: "It's impossible to take you to the swimming pool, let's not say that you are a man, we are all women, even if I want to take you there, but you don't have a resident membership card in the community, the administrator won't let you in, or I'll take you to sing next time, don't you like to sing?"
” I love singing fart!
I looked back depressedly and picked up the bicycle and said, "Singing is free, who am I singing to, and you say that I sing ugly, is it possible that I am stupid to sit and listen to you sing alone?"
Boring!
If you owe me a favor, I'll let you pay it back the next time I remember what to ask you to do!
” "That's right!"
Tang Ruoxue suddenly smiled, urging me to hurry up like a horse, saying that it was too late, but they would go first, so I could only speed up the pedaling speechlessly.
Back in the community, as soon as my bicycle stopped, Tang Ruoxue jumped out of the car, patted me on the shoulder and said "I'm leaving", and then ran away, I looked at her back speechlessly, and could only lock my car under the tree in the community and go upstairs silently.
I opened the door of the house with the key given by Aunt Tang, I thought that there was no one at home, and subconsciously thought of the public bathroom in the hall to pee, but when I passed by Aunt Tang's door, I suddenly faintly heard a subtle and unusual sound coming from the door!
I froze in place as if I had been struck by lightning!
This kind of voice came out of Aunt Tang?
The voice in the room broke and continued to come out, and the voice became more and more urgent, I suddenly remembered that day when I was in the hotel to help Aunt Tang detoxify with the meridian pushing technique, she would also make this kind of sound that made me feel boiling involuntarily when she reached an extreme!
Don't?
Aunt Tang is actually inside?
I don't dare to imagine how the dignified and virtuous Aunt Tang could make such a sound at home at this time, the sound is like an impassioned march, and the rhythm at this time is getting faster and faster, faster and higher, as if it is about to reach a peak!
Finally, the sound of the sky pierced the sky, reaching the highest and then sliding into the abyss.
Everything fell silent.
I was sweating all over, my body temperature was frighteningly high, and I didn't dare to alarm Aunt Tang inside, so I hurriedly and cautiously withdrew from the house along the same road, and after about five minutes, when my face was no longer burning, and my breath was no longer disordered, I pretended to open the door with the key again, and deliberately made a loud noise and footsteps to re-enter the hall!
After entering the hall, I didn't go to the bathroom, but sat on the sand in the hall with the remote control and turned on the TV to amplify the sound a lot, and then felt a little dry and poured myself a cup of tea, so I waited for Aunt Tang to come out of the house.
This feeling is like a pain like a year!
I don't know that after a few minutes, Aunt Tang walked out of the house dressed neatly, her face looked a little red, and the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were full of a kind of charm that made my heart beat more, she saw me sitting alone in the hall watching TV, and couldn't help but ask with a strange expression: "I'm back so soon, didn't Xiaoxue say that she would take you to eat KFC, what about her?"
” "Oh she, I" I stammered, couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva before coming back to my senses and said, "I don't want to eat KFC, Xiaoxue went to play with her friends, and I'll be back in a while!"
” "This girl, why did you leave you alone to play by yourself!"
Aunt Tang muttered a little complainingly, and then smiled softly at me, "Then I'll go cook for you first, I bought some ribs on the way and came back, and I will cook my best sauce roasted pork ribs for you at night!"
” As she spoke, Aunt Tang was about to walk to the kitchen, but I saw that she was a little fluttering between her steps, as if she had no strength!
"Aunt Tang" I subconsciously called out to Aunt Tang and said, "I'm not hungry yet, and Ruoxue definitely didn't come back so soon, I see that you have been very tired from work recently, why don't you rest for a while, I'll give you a press to relieve your fatigue?"
I learned a full set of meridian diagrams from my grandfather, and I recognize the acupoints very accurately, so you can use them!
” "Really?"
Aunt Tang stopped, turned to look at me and smiled, "That's okay, I also want to know what you learned from Yang Lao, speaking of which, my body is indeed a little tired, especially this cervical spine, which has been sore lately."
"Then I'll press it for you!"
I couldn't help but feel a little heartbeat, I felt like a thief, I knew what Aunt Tang was doing at home, but I pretended not to know anything, but I couldn't help but want to do something, I wanted to get close to Aunt Tang, even if I smelled the smell of her, I was looking forward to it!
Aunt Tang walked over and sat down in the sand, then leaned back slightly, closed her eyes, turned her hand and beat her cervical spine and said to me: "Just this cervical vertebrae, you help Aunt Tang press it, let me see if your technique is better than the professional technique of the beauty salon!"
” I sighed, and my heart beat extremely fast behind Aunt Tang, but before my hand touched her neck, I only smelled the kind of breath emanating from her, as if I felt that even this fragrance had the temperature of summer, and my hand involuntarily trembled a little!