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Chapter 38: I'm really not small, okay?


The end of 2004 was a good year for Lee Hyori.

Everything about Lee Hyori, including the video collection hyoee and ktf mobile poster collection, was a big hit.

The company made a lot of money, and she also made a lot of money.

At the beginning of 2005, she received the favor of Samsung Electronics.

In the new series of Anyotion, she even went to an orange orchard in Valencia to shoot the scene, which shows how important Samsung Electronics is to her.

However, what happened tonight made her particularly angry.

After finishing shooting a segment today, the director said that he wanted her to go to her room to discuss the plot of tomorrow's shooting.

When she went to the director's room in the evening, the director actually wanted to "unspoken rules" for her.

With her fiery personality, she became angry at the time and gave the director a big mouth.

Then she took her handbag and left the hotel without saying a word. .

After leaving the hotel, my cell phone kept ringing, but I didn't answer it, leaving it moaning lonely in the dark handbag.

After leaving the hotel, I just walked without looking at the road.

As I walked, I realized that I was lost.

Suddenly I felt like a failure.

When I was most helpless, I had no one to talk to.

As I was walking, I accidentally came to the nightclub street and saw a bar called ngg.

I laughed to myself: I didn’t expect that God was also hinting that I should drink to relieve my sorrows, haha. .

Lee Hyori, who has a look that is as beautiful as a fish and a wild goose, coupled with her devilish figure, was surrounded by countless male beasts, young and old, as soon as she entered the nightclub.

Due to the language barrier and the fact that the men visiting nightclubs are relatively well-educated, nothing unpleasant happened.

So no men came forward to strike up a conversation after that, because it was very shameful to be rejected.

Just like that, she sat alone in the corner of the bar, listening to music, slowly enjoying the wine, and she felt at ease.

Ai Luo twisted around and ordered a glass of wine at the bar.

He turned his head sharply towards the four teammates who raised their middle fingers to him, made a face, then turned back and walked towards his eight o'clock direction. .

"Let me check, what the hell did they do and why they haven't arrived yet."

Ai Luo walked in the corner and stood anxiously looking at the watch on his left hand.

Just when he was struggling, he pretended to accidentally glance at the Oriental beauty who was drinking alone next to him.

As if he had discovered a new world, he sat over and said, "Beauty, have you seen a tall beauty with black hair and big eyes?"

" "Um, Nani," the oriental beauty raised her head and asked with a frown.

"Nani, you are a Korean Smita."

Ai Luo instantly activated the translator and switched the voice to Korean, making it look like I am also Korean.

"Well, could it be that you are also Smecta?"

The oriental beauty frowned, looking unconvinced.

Seeing this scene, the beauty frowned, and Ai Luo was stunned.

He couldn't help but think of Li Bai's poem, where the beauty rolled up the bead curtain and sat deep with her eyebrows furrowed.

Looking at the oriental beauty who seemed to have tears in her eyes, I felt a pain in my heart for no reason, "Aren't you happy?"

"Oh, did you see it too?"

The oriental beauty frowned, and then continued: "You see it, can you go?"

"Uh why" "Your way of striking up a conversation is too old-fashioned, little brother," the oriental beauty said with a cold face.

"Well, how about I tell you a joke, and if you don't laugh, I'll leave.

How about you have a drink with me instead?"

Ai Luo was shameless, and he still stayed there despite such an obvious rejection.

This made the male compatriots in the bar who had been rejected look here with interest, wanting to see how this young man would be rejected.

The oriental beauty thought for a while.

Anyway, she was not very happy today.

She might as well listen to the little brother in front of her tell a joke, "Okay, you tell me but I have to raise my eyebrows.

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If I don't laugh, you can drink the rest of the bottle of wine."

Is there any problem with finishing it?”

"Of course, be careful, my jokes will make you laugh out loud."

Ai Luo was relieved now.

The third rule of picking up girls is, if you are not afraid of answering, be afraid of not answering.

Ai Luo looked at the beautiful woman in front of him looking very expectant, and opened his voice.

"Ahem, then I started to talk about an African who was staying in a certain hotel.

A fire broke out in the middle of the night for unknown reasons.

The African couldn't care about it and ran out naked.

When the fireman saw this, he exclaimed: My Oh my God, I’m so burnt that I can still run so fast.”

"Pfft hahaha" The oriental beauty wanted to hold back her laughter, but because her laughter point was too low, she laughed out loud.

"Hey, beauty, you are right to smile.

My name is Ai Luo.

I am Chinese.

How about you?"

Ai Luo smiled when he saw the beauty.

He sat down without waiting for the beauty's permission.

Then he decisively started to promote himself.

He thought he was very elegant.

He picked up the wine glass, and the oriental beauty held it in his hand when it was touched, and said.

"Oh, so I'm Chinese.

My name is Lee Hyori, Korean."

Although Lee Hyori has a fiery personality, he always keeps his word, "Cheers, little brother."

Seeing this, the fellow men who had been rejected before felt very regretful.

Why didn't they be more shameless in the first place?

Hearing the little brother, Ai Luo's eyebrows darkened instinctively, and I strangled him.

Well, she said she was Lee Hyori.

She was stunned for a moment.

No wonder she felt a little familiar, but she quickly realized it and said excitedly: "Could it be that you are the Korean dancing queen Lee Hyori?"

"Well, am I that famous?"

Lee Hyori asked doubtfully after finishing the glass of wine.

"Why not?

Your dancing is so charming.

Oh, by the way, why are you in Valencia?"

"It's a long story."

The depressed eyes make people feel distressed.

“Long story short” "A long time ago" "I'll go and have a drink."

"Cheers little brother" "Can we not call you little brother?"

"Why little brother."

"Because I'm not young" "Pfft" Because Lee Hyori drank a lot when she was alone before, and then she drank a lot more under the persuasion of Ai Luo, known as the "Little Bacchus", and then became drunk normally.

Finally, Ai Luo said hello to his four teammates and was about to close the net.

So, under the coaxing of the four teammates with their middle fingers and whistles, he made a face, then put his arms around Li Xiaoli's waist, and looked for him at the door.

In a taxi, he said: "Trouble, the nearest hotel, thank you."

Occasionally, I can hear the woman in my arms murmuring, "Come on, little brother, let's have another drink."

The taxi driver seemed to be used to this situation of a man hugging a woman to book a hotel room, so he didn't say anything, stepped on the accelerator, and sped away.

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The taxi driver's driving skills were very good.

He arrived at the door of the hotel in a short time and said, "100 pesetas, thank you."

When Aiello paid for the taxi, the taxi driver's voice suddenly rose: "You are the one from Valencia who scored a hat-trick at the Bernabeu last night?"

"I didn't expect to meet fans in the middle of the night, hey."

I thought of this, and then naturally thought that in the future, there would be news about Valencia's rising star Ai hunting for sex in nightclubs.

Just when I was about to burst into tears, I suddenly had an idea, "No. , uncle, I am his long-lost brother."

Fei Guo gave the money, hugged the beauty in his arms, quickly came to the hotel lobby, and then opened a room.

The long-lost brother left the taxi driver alone in the wind.

Ai Luo swore that he definitely didn't do anything unscrupulous, but simply wanted to open a room to sleep by himself.

It was really simple.

As for bringing Lee Hyori to the hotel with him, he had a good reason.

As a good young man in the new era, I can bear to see such a beautiful and charming beauty wandering on the street and being coaxed by other pigs.

As the saying goes, fat and water should not go to outsiders.

After all, we are all Asians.

It is not possible for Lee Hyori to propose.

Can she order something special so that I can satisfy her?

Looking at the beauty in front of me, I was just about to make up my mind to do something, but suddenly I remembered something, turned around and was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

Why After all, we are also very good young people.

If we are not obsessed with sex, we can’t do it.

But then again As a result, the two black and white villains were fighting in Ai Luo's mind, and neither one could convince the other.

At this moment, Lee Hyori suddenly sat up, turned half sideways, and vomited all over the floor, with some vomit scattered on her body.

Oh my God, could this be welfare?

Well, God's will is inevitable Otherwise, you will be punished by God God, you're so good to me The next day, a burst of orange scent blew from the window with the breeze, causing the curtains to flutter gently, sometimes slightly rolled, and the sunlight shined through the gaps left by the fluttering curtains and onto Lee Hyori's pretty face.

Lee Hyori rubbed her eyes that were sore from the sun.

After a while, she realized that her head was heavy and she murmured, "Damn, I must have drank too much last night.

My head really hurts."

After a while, I had time to look at where I was and said, "Well, where am I?"

Then I accidentally glanced at my approaching body and said, "Ah."

"Ah, what's going on?"

Ai Luo, who was lying on the sofa not far away having a sweet dream, was woken up by this shocking roar.

He jumped up instinctively and rubbed his still blurry eyes.

"You, you, you, what did you do to me?"

Lee Hyori took the quilt with her left hand to wrap her body, and pointed at Ai Luo with her right hand and asked in horror.

"A man and a woman, you get naked, tell me what I did to you, hahaha."

He looked up at Li Xiaoli's frightened pretty face and couldn't help but want to tease her.

"You, you, you -" Li Xiaoli didn't say a word for a long time, and then froze there, frowning, looking like he wanted to cry, which made people feel sad to see him.

Ai Luo looked at Lee Hyori and couldn't help but secretly wonder, could it be that the joke was too big?

Don't you really think that I did something outrageous to her?

I go "You're just kidding.

You were drunk last night and I sent you to the hotel.

Then you happened to vomit all over yourself.

Then, I was afraid that you would not sleep well.

Finally, I helped you take off your clothes.

If you drop it, I promise that I have never done anything to you."

Ai Luo was worried that his joke was too big, so he told the whole story.

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Of course, he selectively forgot the more insignificant things.

"Yeah really" "Of course I really don't believe it.

Look at you, aren't you still wearing Heokitty's underwear?"

"Ah" Li Hyori instinctively opened the quilt and took a look.

Sure enough, it was intact.

Then she suddenly thought that the man in front of her actually said that she was wearing Heokitty's underwear, and her face felt slightly hot and red.

"What's wrong, sister should have charmed you early this morning if she had known it was such a troublesome thing."

Ai Luo curled his lips and muttered secretly.

"What are you talking about little brother?"

"I'm really not that young, okay?"

After saying that, he was about to take off his bathrobe

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