In the dimly lit bar, under the rotating colorful lights and the explosive music that resounded throughout the bar, a hundred flowers bloomed on the dance floor.
Navarro was holding a wine glass and flirting closely with a woman with blond curls and scantily clad clothes on the dance floor.
Ai Luo and Aimar, who were standing not far away from him, kept cheering: "Hey, come closer, come closer, yes, yes, yes, so beautiful.
This powerful David has really taught us a lot, not like a certain David."
Coward" Of course, this was said by Aiello, who turned to look down upon David Silva.
David Silva was not angry, because his girlfriend was holding his arm.
If he verbally retaliated at this time, his right arm would probably be the first to pay a heavy price.
After a while, several bachelors who came without their girlfriends all sat together with their arms around a beautiful girl.
"Okay, not bad," Navarro looked at the woman Ai Luo was holding and praised.
"That's necessary, and it doesn't matter who I am."
Ai Luo's waist suddenly became straight.
Giggles The blond beauty he held in his arms suddenly burst into laughter.
She was so gorgeous and had a charming smile.
“For our relaxing time” "cheers" "In order for us to successfully break through the devil's schedule" "cheers" "To celebrate Pablo's return from injury" "cheers" "for" "cheers" Fortunately, Ai Luo's drinking capacity was very good, otherwise he would have been really drunk by this group of beer barrels.
In a short time, three boxes of beer were exhausted, and on average, each person drank nearly half a box.
After drinking so much wine at once, it was natural to take some time to slow down.
"Hey, let me tell you a joke that I experienced personally."
Aurelio covered his mouth obscenely and said.
Jokes are the biggest entertainment for everyone, so they all focus on Aurelio.
"When a friend's wife went to the hospital, the nurse wanted to register her and asked for her phone number, which she wrote down.
Later she asked when the baby's due date was, and the nurse said November.
Maybe she was used to it, maybe she was too She became nervous and said casually: Oh my God, isn’t it this year?
Is it next year?
The nurse was very surprised and said: Of course it is this year, next year will be too long.
My friends and I next to us all laughed all the time.
Smoked"
Hahaha "Your friend's wife is so funny.
Could it be your own wife?"
Amar joked after hearing this.
"How is that possible?"
Aurelio blushed.
"Tch, what are you talking about?
I'm telling you, me, Raul and Aiko have a very good memory, haha, that's what we call a joke.
It was so funny when we were in the youth team."
David Silva drinks well, but he likes to talk a lot when he drinks too much.
At this time, everyone focused on David Silva.
They were very interested in what happened to Ai Luo and others in the youth team.
Several beauties who approached him also turned their ears.
Stand tall Aiello and Albiol also sat upright, smiled, and looked at David Silva.
They want to know what good things can come out of David Silva's mouth.
"It was a party we held at Raul's house.
After we had eaten and drank, we started telling jokes.
But we have a rule that if one person does not laugh at a joke, he will be punished.
As a result, Raul was very unfortunate.
Haha, I became the first person to be punished.
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Do you know what that punishment is?
Haha."
Everyone turned to look at Albiol, immediately making him look embarrassed.
At the same time, I have to say that David Silva’s laugh point is really low.
"Keep talking David" Everyone can't wait to know what the next punishment will be.
"Please allow me to smile again, haha, hiccup" "Are you going to say it or not, David?"
Navarro was anxious now and urged him quickly.
"The punishment is to call the sexual health section of Radio Valencia at 8 o'clock to consult about sexual dysfunction.
Do you know what Raul's excuse was?
At that time, I and Ai didn't laugh to death.
He actually said that he was having sex with his girlfriend.
I can’t get hard, hahahaha” Hahaha Everyone cheered and laughed.
"Raul has a lot of bad ideas.
He used this excuse to trick the female anchor into touching herself and then moaning on his show."
Ha ha ha ha Everyone had just finished laughing, but now they were laughing again, so they didn't notice the change in expression on the face of Albiol's new girlfriend Vanessa Berry.
But Albiol soon noticed and said: "Honey, why aren't you smiling?"
"Why should I laugh?"
Vanessa Berry's facial expression immediately stiffened, and her eyes turned cold when she looked at Albiol.
"Why can't you laugh" Albiol didn't notice the details after drinking too much.
"Well, it seems there's something going on."
Aiello noticed Vanessa Berry's expression immediately, and immediately pulled over Navarro and Aimar, who were still laughing, and said softly.
The two of them finally stopped laughing and said, "This seems to be the case."
Everyone seemed to have discovered a new world and looked towards Albiol and his girlfriend.
Just then Vanessa.
With a cold face, Berry picked up the wine glass and poured it on Albiol: "Because I am the female anchor you teased."
"shameless" While everyone was surprised, Vanessa Berry kicked Albiol again, picked up her bag and walked out.
Then, Albiol rubbed his calves, staggered and ran out, "Wait for me, my dear."
What's going on?
Countless question marks suddenly appeared on several people's heads.
"Oh my God, this is too bloody," Ai Luo was the first to react and complained.
"Haha, Raul is definitely going to kneel on the washboard this time."
Aurelio continued and said.
"Ha ha" Although Albiol left early, everyone's interest did not subside because of this.
On the contrary, they had this joke and the conversation became more and more lively.
Like when Navarro was a child, he peeked at his neighbor's sister taking a bath.
Oh, Before Lelio entered the youth team, he kicked out the windows of a classmate he disliked in a fit of rage.
Aimar also revealed that he only lasted a few minutes on his first night, which made everyone laugh so hard.
Of course, Ai Luo also revealed that when he was in high school in China, he hid behind the classroom and watched AV.
And David Silva told how he met Daphne Joy when he was a child, and how they successfully courted each other.
Everyone said they were so happy.
Marchena's children's shoes also revealed a secret: when he was in elementary school, he stole five pesetas from children's shoes.
Under the influence of alcohol, Ai Luo suddenly suggested: "How about we become brothers of the opposite sex?"
Navarro's eyes suddenly gleamed, and he patted his thigh, "Good idea."
It seems that these two people were plotted by the Chinese historical drama "Water Margin" that has been inundated recently.
"What does it mean to be brothers of the opposite sex?"
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Aimar, who was participating in their group activities for the first time, asked in confusion.
So, Navarro said a lot of words, and then gave many, many examples, and then let these non-China teammates understand the meaning of becoming brothers of the opposite sex.
"That's not the underworld."
David Silva is confused.
"I really like the mafia, especially the Italian mafia.
It's so cool.
Are we going to become sworn brothers now?"
When he heard about the underworld, Emma suddenly became excited.
"That's been my dream since childhood" Aurelio yearned endlessly.
Three small black lines appeared on Aiello and Navarro's brows at the same time.
"What kind of thoughts are I thinking?"
Navarro rolled his eyes and almost fainted.
Apart from Ai Luo, he is the only one who knows the specific meaning of becoming brothers of the opposite sex.
Who made this guy fall in love with watching Chinese historical dramas recently?
In the end, Aiello and Navarro explained for more than half an hour, and then the few anti-fans understood the specific meaning.
It has to be said that the cultural differences between China and the West are really huge.
The female companions beside them were stunned for a moment.
"Ahem" Navarro coughed, moistened his throat, and took the lead.
"I'm David Navarro" "I'm Carlos Marchena" "I am Favio Aurelio" "I'm Pablo Aymar" "Being brothers of the opposite sex in ngg, sharing blessings and hardships, and having girls together."
Six people said in unison.
However, David Silva was soon served by his girlfriend's Nine Yin White Bone Claws, so he quickly changed his mind, rubbed his slightly sore waist, and said: "We share blessings and hardships together, and you can have sex with girls."
Ha ha ha ha "I really can't see that David, you still have symptoms of hepatic control.
It's too bad."
Aiello picked up the juice on the bar and took a sip, looking at David Silva with contempt.
However, this was selectively ignored by David Silva.
Then, everyone's focus is on who is the boss, and then the second and third "I want to be the boss and I am the most handsome."
"I'll go, you ugly guy, I'm the most handsome, okay?"
"Fuck off, I'm the most handsome" "Nima, I'm the best at scoring goals, I'm the boss"
Ai Luo straightened his back, held his head high, and said.
His reply was, of course, an infinite middle finger.
In the end, there was a dispute over who should be the boss, so it was decided to use the date of birth as the base number.
The eldest is Marchena, the second is Aurelio, the third is Aimar, the fourth is Navarro, and the fifth is David Silva.
Now Ai Luo is going to cry.
"Damn it, David was born a month earlier than me.
It's not fair."
At this time, the boss Marchena moved to Ai Luo, patted his chest and said, "Haha, Ai, if anyone dares to bully you in the future, tell me and I will beat their motherfuckers."
"Yes, yes, beat his motherfucker" "Let's beat the fuck out together" These are just a bunch of gangsters.
Ai Luo was speechless.
"It's great to be the youngest."
As the second oldest, Aurelio's eyes gleamed.
In order to celebrate becoming heterosexual brothers on this day, a group of twelve of them, under Navarro's suggestion, opened six rooms in a hotel across the street from the nightclub that night.
As for what he did, it should be um um ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah fell, secret level one after another and so on.
It is said that after the incident, David Silva made a special treat to thank Navarro who came up with the idea, because he took this opportunity to finally get rid of his nineteen-year virginity
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