Uncle Ming said while preparing the family ceremony.
This "man-eating clam" is a creature that has lived on the seabed for thousands of years.
What is the concept of thousands of years?
Even if Emperor Qin and Han Wu were not dead and have been alive to this day, no one is as old as this old clam. , before slaughtering, you must first worship the fisherman.
This is a rule passed down from generation to generation by sea wolf fishermen.
If you don't follow the regulations, no one can do it.
It is said that it will damage your life.
The fat man lost no time in dispelling Uncle Ming's enthusiasm.
He said that the boat boss Ruan Hei saw someone in the clam shell, but it was not necessarily a mermaid.
There are many things that look like humans in the sea.
Clams are spoken in places near lakes and seas in China.
Most of the old plays about sperm are about an old clam turning into a sperm and turning into a woman, and then seducing a man.
Later, an old fisherman splashed water on the clam and subdued it and captured it, which was very satisfying.
So there is probably no mermaid in this man-eating clam, but the clam spirit hiding in it.
Whoever pries her open, she will jump out and kiss whoever you want.
Uncle Ming, please wipe that old face clean, just wait for the kiss. .
Uncle Ming knelt in front of the copper duck incense burner and prayed.
He didn't care that the incense burner was wiped out by the rain, but he still muttered piously.
When he heard the fat man's nonsense, he turned around and scolded: "You damn fat boy, you are blowing water again, let's rob the tomb."
There is no exhumation business either.
Don't do it less.
Is it possible that you really believe in these gods and ghosts?
Haven't you always said that this is some kind of superstition?"
After saying that, he ignored the fat man, raised the hook-edged scimitar he was preparing to kill the man-eating clams, and pointed it at the fisherman out of thin air at sea.
Kowtow respectfully and recite the mantra.
When the fat man saw that Uncle Ming didn't believe it, he asked Shiry Yang and I to prove it for him.
I said that I had never seen the kind of obscene drama in which an old fisherman catches a young woman with a clam.
This kind of drama is not suitable for the stage.
It is just a fishing village on the seaside.
It was only performed when Yang Hai was born.
Most of the actors were from the grass-stage troupe, and they played female roles.
With colorful flowers on their faces, a pot lid covered with a powder cloth on one arm, and fluttering like chicken wings, they are pretending to be clam spirits, catching and escaping with the man playing the old fisherman, and flirting with each other. , making a pretense, the impact is very bad, and there are many children in the audience Shiry Yang had never heard of the clam spirit and asked me out of curiosity: "How come you understand so clearly that you haven't seen it?
There are even children in the audience who know it.
How can a clam spirit turn into a woman?"
Just because I haven't seen it doesn't mean I don't understand it.
I know a lot about things in the countryside.
Before I joined the army, I had a sacred ideal, which was to go to the countryside and study the laws of class struggle in the countryside so that I could understand the future of the world revolution.
At this time, it provides sufficient strategic basis for the rural encirclement of urban plan to be implemented.
Why should the world revolution take the route of surrounding the cities with rural areas?
Because in our eyes, North America and Western Europe are the largest cities, Asia, America, and Western Europe are the largest cities, and the dire straits in Asia, Africa, and Latin America are rural areas.
But this is a bit far-fetched, or Talk about why the clam spirit turned into a woman.
There used to be a legend about the snail girl by the Dongting Lake.
It said that there was a stupid boy who was completely poor and had only stupid strength.
He relied on fishing to support his blind old woman.
Because he was too poor, he often couldn't open the pot.
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Later, the silly boy caught a big field snail in Dongting Lake and raised it in a water tank at home.
As a result, the big field snail became a spirit and turned into a charming and beautiful girl.
He also gave the silly boy food and food.
Give him money, help him clean and do housework, and take care of his mother.
The snail spirit and the clam spirit are probably the same thing.
The clam spirit fell in love with this silly fisherman and thought that he was simple, kind, hard-working and brave.
Anyway, he was full of the traditional virtues of the working people, and in the end he promised to marry him.
He, even a fool knew that he was willing to do this, so the two of them fell in love with each other, and since then they have lived together.
I don't know if the children born in this kind of family are freaks.
Shiry Yang smiled and said: "This seems to be a very beautiful folk legend, but I'm really surprised.
When you tell it, it doesn't feel beautiful.
Instead, it feels a bit ridiculous.
Do you particularly like to ridicule beautiful things?"
I said, then you have wronged me again.
Is the legend of the snail girl beautiful?
Beauty is just an appearance, but what about the essence of things?
Isn’t the essence behind beautiful legends worthy of our deep thought?
There are too many beautiful legends like the snail girl.
Before liberation, The common people like to listen, why do they like to listen?
Because the working people shed blood and sweat in vain, and in the end the wealth they create belongs to others.
They have been working hard from generation to generation, working hard in hunger and cold, but in the end they have nothing.
We have to live frugally and frugally, and even if we have a headache, a fever, a major illness or a minor calamity, we don’t dare to delay our work.
If we slack off a little bit, we will be hungry the next day.
Who doesn’t live in a miserable life and hopes for a good wife to fall from the sky?
, beautiful and virtuous, the most Haodu is like mussel essence.
Not only can he conjure rice, money, and national food stamps, he can give you whatever you want to eat.
Moreover, Guan Jian is a beautiful daughter-in-law who has not yet returned to her natal family, and is determined to be a miserable person.
When you live in poverty, you can't even drive them away with a broom.
So they all want to believe that these beautiful legends are true, but in fact they are all lies, naked lies.
Those nobles in ancient times wanted to use these lies to give the working people a seemingly bright future.
Work hard, don’t complain about being tired even if you vomit blood, endure the poor days slowly, endure the hard days slowly, but you have to be honest , you can't steal, you can't rob, and you can't rebel, and don't casually doubt the lifestyle and family background that God has arranged for you.
If you continue to live like this, you will definitely have something coming out of the clam shell in the future.
The beautiful daughter-in-law who has arrived is waiting for you in front.
You ask her how she looks.
The emperor's woman is pretty good enough, but the pink beauties from Sangong and Sixth Courtyard are bundled together, and they can't compare to the thigh of this snail girl. river snail The girl is not only beautiful in appearance, but also has a huge fortune.
She can take out the treasures in the Dragon Palace whenever she wants.
She only hates the rich and loves the poor, so she is willing to fly with you, a stupid coolie, and lie to a fucking fool.
The fat man couldn't help but cheer after hearing my eloquent remarks: "That's so good, Commander Hu, you hit the nail on the head.
In foreign fairy tales, in addition to the princess being the prince, most of them talk about the principle of being well-matched, but this kind of story about the snail girl is really poisonous."
Too big.
Xi said that there were thousands of households in the world, but I said that a toad can still eat swan meat.
We just want to dig out those old rice dumplings who deceive the working people with lies and let them know that sooner or later, they will have to take away what I, Hu Hansan, have.
Spit it out" ShiryYang was so angry with me that she lost her temper.
After hearing that the fat man wanted to ask me to touch the Gold Captain again, he had no choice but to remind me that I had already taken off the Gold Touching Talisman.
How could I do it again?
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I will come to the United States.
Just do business well
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