I said: "The poor mountain valley is no better than other places.
There is nothing edible to be found.
The few sheep on the hillside are also being watched by sheepherders.
It is impossible to enter the village to snatch chickens.
But I still have the opportunity to steal chickens and dogs.
You want me to He said, quietly enter the village, and the shooter will not Yes.
I am not willing to steal chickens and dogs.
Today, I am sorry for the big gold teeth."
When I went to the mountains and countryside to join the queue, I practiced a unique skill.
Others knew how to fish, but I knew how to fish.
In fact, It's no different than fishing.
It is easy to say, but it should not be underestimated.
There are ways to steal chickens and dogs.
Chickens in the country are not easy to steal.
Firstly, chickens in the country are strong and can even fly over the wall.
They are difficult to catch when they flutter.
Secondly, they are afraid of making a noise.
In the past, it was said that some people were unable to restrain a chicken.
That was not an exaggeration.
To catch a chicken, one must not only have strength, but also have nimble hands and feet.
If there was any noise, the fellows in the house would definitely pick up a stick and beat him if they thought a wild raccoon was dragging the chicken. come out.
In the past, when we couldn't eat or drink, Fatty and I used to tie a string with a small wooden stick in front and put a worm on it.
When the chicken saw the worm, he would peck it down and eat it, and swallow it with all his strength along with the wooden stick.
Then you When you lift the rope up, the wooden stick gets stuck in the chicken's neck.
No matter how powerful the rooster is, it can't struggle, and it can't make a sound.
It stands upright and lets you carry it away without anyone noticing.
When people are hungry, there is nothing they can't do.
The three of them sneaked into the village according to this method, and caught a few chickens while the fellow villagers were not paying attention.
They quickly found a place where there was no one around, and they didn't even have time to pluck the chicken feathers.
They cooked them in a clay stove and ate them, and then they felt that they had recovered from the sun.
I thought to myself: "Badaoliang is a poor place.
What will happen if we steal chickens from fellow villagers?"
Halfway through, I turned around and went back, took off my watch and placed it in front of the chicken coop.
That watch was given to me by Xue Liyang, and it is the only valuable thing on my body.
Although I don’t know how much it is worth, it is definitely worth the chickens in the whole village.
I didn't think about what I would tell Xue Liyang when I got back.
When she pressed me, I couldn't say that I came out of the earthen kiln so hungry that there were stars in my eyes, and had no choice but to exchange it for chickens in the countryside to eat.
If I said that, The consequences would be disastrous and unspeakable.
Fortunately, I am a big-hearted person and am used to living with bombs all day long.
If other people want to hang themselves, I don't care at all.
I just sleep and throw it behind my head.
Immediately, he caught up with Fatty and Da Jinya and went straight to the entrance of the palace.
When I went to the place and looked up, I saw the stars were moving around.
It was the third watch again.
I just closed the door to beat the dogs and blocked the cages to catch the chickens.
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We tried our best to dig out Ma Laowazi, but in the end we were in vain.
There was no one in the shabby house.
He probably grabbed a sack of visible weapons and ran away.
He was the Stove Prince who was tied to his legs and moved away.
There was no one at all.
I've come back, that's not surprising.
If it were me, I would have run away.
If you don't run away, why are you waiting?
Although a monk who can run away cannot run away from the temple, he still has to look at some temple.
The poor house of Ma Laowazi is full of donkey head New Year paintings that no one wants.
It would be troublesome to set it on fire.
The fat man couldn't swallow the bad breath, so he went into the house and rummaged around.
There were a lot of lice and fleas, but there was nothing valuable.
There are thousands of ravines on the mountain, and there is no way to chase him.
Who knows where he hid.
The three of us rushed to nothing.
Although we were unwilling to do so, there was nothing we could do.
When I saw the house of black donkey New Year paintings, I suddenly had an idea: making hills, touching gold, moving mountains, and unloading mountains originated from the Han Dynasty.
If it was just to make money by robbing tombs, it would not be passed down to so many dynasties, so it is said that "robbing" "Yi Youdao" Since the Ming Dynasty, four more clans have emerged, all of which are good at robbing tombs, namely "Yin Yang Duan Gong, Guan Shan Taibao, Jiu You General, and Ku Shi Dharma King".
Their leaders all served in the court and received imperial titles.
Duan Gong of Yin and Yang was in charge of the Kuzi Army, Taibao Guanshan supervised the construction of the imperial mausoleum, and General Jiuyou guarded Longmai.
After the fall of the Ming Dynasty, they all also engaged in tomb robbing.
Kushi Karmapa appeared in the late Ming Dynasty, when droughts continued and countless hungry people became bandits.
The imperial court invited an immortal master from Longhu Mountain and named him "Kushi Karmapa" to eliminate the drought.
At that time, in order to eliminate the drought, the main purpose was to dig out the mummies from the ancient tombs and burn them.
King Kushi used this as a cover and took the opportunity to rob and dig up many ancient tombs.
General Jiuyou, one of the four tribes, worshiped Hei Donkey as the ancestor and haunted the land of Qin and Jin Dynasties.
General Jiuyou was granted the imperial title.
The tribesmen once swore with a curse that although they also robbed tombs, they would not defeat the Ming Dynasty, otherwise they would be destroyed by heaven and earth. .
I have never seen the custom of a black donkey blocking the door.
Ma Laowazi has hung up a whole room of black donkey New Year pictures.
He is also a digger.
He is the descendant of General Jiuyou.
I turned this idea around in my mind, and when I saw that I couldn't find any trace of Ma Laowazi, I had no choice but to walk out of the temple gate.
The fat man was still worried: "If Ma Laowa hadn't tricked me, why would we have ended up in this situation?
The fat meat in our mouths was taken away by dogs.
In the past, it was always us taking advantage of others, but we have never eaten so much."
"The loss" Da Jinya believes that the loss is It was not small, but it was not empty-handed.
The palace maid who was buried in the Xuan Palace of Qin was tied with a yellow silk package.
Inside was a gilt iron box with many gods and monsters decorations.
There was no rust.
The fat man stuffed it into his backpack and kept it until now.
Only then did he remember.
However, among so many treasures buried with him, the gilt iron box was inconspicuous, and there was nothing inside.
Even with Da Jinya's eyesight and knowledge, he could not recognize the origin of the gilt iron box.
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He said: "I came to Guanzhong to find one or two things that I can hold on my hands and put on the table.
I didn't expect to get such a gilt iron box.
The artifact that passed through my big gold tooth is better than the one on the mountain."
There are a lot of random things.
If you ask me to tell you what the gilt iron box is for, I really can’t tell you.
There is a rule in our industry.
If no one recognizes something, it’s not worth a fortune.”
When the fat man heard what he said, his heart dropped.
He raised his hand to throw the gilt iron box down the ravine.
Da Jinya said: "Don't throw it away, don't throw it away, but listen to me.
I haven't finished speaking.
With my eyesight, I really can't see what's going on.
But my Da Jinya's nose is not a decoration.
I'll take the nose."
After hearing this, guess what?
This thing is more than a thousand years old, and it might be worth a lot of money."
I said, "I think so too.
There must be a secret in the gilt iron box."
The fat man said: "Lao Hu, you are neurotic."
I said: "Our past failures were all due to underestimating the enemy."
The fat man said: "Victory and defeat are common matters in military affairs.
Isn't this what you often encourage us?"
I said: "That's all bullshit.
I just found a place for myself.
Are you taking it seriously?
In short, the origin of this thing is unknown.
It is completely different from the funerary objects in King Qin's palace.
I don't know if it is a blessing or a curse if it is brought into the world
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