The three people talked about it and came up with a plan.
The next day, Yang Fang and Meng Ben respectively found Taoist robes, made Taoist costumes, and pretended to be Cui Laotao's disciples.
They both smeared dirt and plaster on their faces. , one is carrying a disguise, and the other is carrying a fortune teller.
Xiazi, followed Cui Laodao to set up a stall in front of the Governor's Mansion to tell fortunes.
While paying attention to the people coming in and out of the Governor's Mansion, he also searched for news.
This time, he wanted to find out the location of Tu Heihu's ancestral tomb.
After all, moving the ancestral tomb is a major event and cannot be hidden.
Not even a drop of water.
There were a lot of superstitious people in those days.
Cui Laodao was the best at charlatanism.
He used the guise of an iron-mouthed overlord and claimed to be "Fang Wai Quanzhen, a wandering half-immortal, passing on names and giving hexagrams without taking any money."
This was a free business. , there will naturally be more people joining in the fun and fortune-telling, and Cui Laodao will also say that the people who have been told fortune-telling are convinced, and in a few days, they have already It was spread all over the city, and everyone praised him as a divine hexagram.
The news spread around and soon reached the governor's house.
Tu Heihu was not at home at the time.
Cui Laodao could not hide Tu Heihu these days, but Tu Heihu's wife was a superstitious woman.
My son, I really believed in this theory.
I heard that there was an old Taoist at the door who could tell fortunes and read fortunes very accurately, so I invited the Taoist and his apprentice to come into the house and talk in the back hall.
Cui Laodao took the civet cat Yang Fang and Caotou Tai Sui Meng Ben.
The three of them took the opportunity to sneak into the governor's house.
When they went to the back hall, they saw that Tu Heihu's wife was a fat woman in her thirties.
She was very tall and her face was full of flesh.
There is a fierceness in the corners of his eyes and eyebrows.
Cui Laodao and others had long known that Tu Heihu was a bandit and how good his first wife could be.
When they saw her today, she was really a tigress.
Tigress asked Mr.
Cui to sit down, and the two Taoist boys asked them to stand beside him.
They backed away and opened their mouths wide and said, "Taoist Master, I heard that you are good at fortune-telling."
Cui Laodao closed his eyes slightly and recited the Taoist slogan: "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, a poor Taoist has some means, how can he be righteous?"
The tigress said: "If the Taoist master is really good at fortune-telling, he will also tell me fortune-telling today.
Look at me."
Before he could finish speaking, Cui Laodao said: "Madam, please stop talking.
The old Taoist looked at Madam's face and only said three things.
If I say half of them wrong, I don't bother you to tell me.
My master and disciple will immediately Potato moves and rolls the ball.”
The old man Meng Ben was worried that Cui Laodao was talking too loudly, so he winked at Yang Fang, and Yang Fang also winked at him, which meant that Cui Lao Dao was an old man, and it was just a joke to fool this shrew, so don't worry.
Not only did the two people wink at each other, but Cui Laodao had something to say in his mouth: "The appearance and facial features are all suitable.
It turns out that the physiognomy is the most difficult to know.
Don't judge the good or bad at a glance.
You must pay more attention to it."
As he spoke, he raised his eyes.
After looking at the tigress's appearance, he praised: "Madam, you have such a beautiful face.
Her face is like the full moon, and her lips are like red lotuses.
The sound is divine and clear, and the roots are continuous, which is the sign of a prosperous man, especially the two ears, one on each side, neither up nor down, why are they so long?
It is really just right, my whole truth Dharma has words, the helix is touching the flesh, gold and jade The whole house is full; the ears are high and the eyebrows are high, and you have a long life; the earlobes are thick and long, and you receive the fortune from heaven, so good fortune is nothing."
Tigress listened to the beginning and just nodded slightly.
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She is the wife of the governor.
It goes without saying that she is rich and noble.
Does Cui Laodao need to say it?
But when she heard the word "Naihe", her heart suddenly tightened and she hurriedly asked: "Taoist Master" , but what?”
Cui Laodao said: "However, the complexion is declining.
This is because luck has not taken advantage of it.
It is the villain who is destined to do something wrong."
The tigress slammed the table, and the flesh on her face and the tea bowl trembled: "Oh, my Taoist priest, you are really a god, and now I am just a villain."
Cui Laodao remained calm on his face and smiled secretly in his heart: "See, you've got two things wrong."
When it comes to fortune-telling, the first thing that matters is to be able to observe people's emotions, and the second is to understand the ways of the world.
If this person is going well, he will never think of fortune-telling.
He only goes to the fortune-telling stall when he is unlucky.
Moreover, when people have any trouble, they usually commit petty crimes.
People think about it, who has not had a few enemies in this life, so the fortune teller said that if he sinned against the villain, he would get a hundred He was able to be right ninety-nine times, and when he saw the jealous look on the tigress's face, he must have known that Tu Heihu would not treat him well after he became successful, and he would be jealous of those concubines every day.
This was human nature, but fortune telling The charlatan in front of him knew how to use it flexibly, and once he said it, it reached the waist and eyes, which made the tigress fall into admiration.
Yang Fang and Caotou Tai Sui Meng Ben stood aside and watched Cui Laodao being stunned by the tigress.
They couldn't help but laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud, so they had to remain tense with a very strange expression on their faces.
Tigress was praising Old Tao Cui for his accurate reading.
When she saw the two Taoist boys winking at each other again, she felt a little unhappy.
She lowered her face and asked Old Tao Cui what was going on.
Cui Laodao hurriedly covered it up and said: "This is the third thing, Madam, even though these two unlucky disciples of mine are mutes who can't speak, they are quite honest, have wise eyes and kind hearts, and they can see that your hall is darkened." , The situation is bad, and there is a big disaster coming.
They can't bear it in their hearts, but they can't express it, so they show sadness and pity on their faces. " Tigress asked dubiously: "Are you sure your two disciples don't have facial paralysis?
Why do they look like this when they are sad and pitiful?
Why do I think they two are holding back their evil spirits?
Come on, Taoist Master, please tell me what trouble will happen.
Where does the disaster come from?”
Cui Laodao closed his eyes and counted with his fingers.
He suddenly took a breath of air and said, "Oh, that's incredible, it's the ancestral grave of your husband's family."
This sentence was intended to be a test, and in the middle of the sentence I deliberately held back from saying anything further.
I wanted to see the other party's reaction first, and used the Jianghu saying that this was "a trick to get her."
As soon as Tigress heard that Cui Laodao mentioned the ancestral graves, her face suddenly changed: "My old immortal, no outsiders know about the ancestral graves.
You have figured this out.
I said at that time that the ancestral graves cannot be touched casually, but Our head of the family insisted on relocating the burial to Leigong Ridge.
He insisted that the situation there was called greedy wolf and snake in the mountain.
No matter how much I tried to persuade him, I couldn't stop it.
Something really happened now, and it caused a huge disaster, which made us miserable.
How to live?"
Cui Laodao was waiting for these words and said in his heart: "What immortal, you stupid old woman, Tu Heihu will be very unlucky if he marries you."
He pretended to be calm and said to the tigress: "Madam, please don't worry.
Be afraid, it’s actually not a big deal.
It’s not impossible to move the ancestral graves to other places, but disturbing the remains of ancestors is disrespectful.
You must build a dojo, but the secret cannot be leaked, so it’s impossible to say it.
It doesn't matter if the performance is not done thoroughly.
When the old Taoist returns to the mountain, he will definitely perform rituals for his wife to eliminate disasters and reduce disasters, prolong life and increase blessings, ensure safety and drive away villains.
From now on, the wife's descendants will be filled with wealth and wealth, all of which will be done by the old Taoist. , It’s all about passing on the name and forming a bond.
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Our master and disciple must return to the mountain as soon as possible without causing any trouble, so we’ll leave now.”
After saying goodbye to the tigress, he took the two brothers and left the governor’s house.
When Tigress saw that Cui Laodao didn't want a big boy, it was the trace of an unpredictable god, and she was even more convinced in her heart that she didn't mention it to anyone.
Then the three of them came outside the city and saw that there was no one around.
Then they put down their clothes and looked at each other and laughed.
Yang Fang and Caotou Tai Sui Meng Ben both praised Cui Lao Tao for his good skills.
In a few words, they revealed the location of Tu Heihu's ancestral grave.
Tigress's silly bitch crackled the bamboo tube like beans, so there shouldn't be any mistakes this time.
Cui Laodao said: "I really didn't expect that Tu Heihu moved his ancestral grave to Leigong Ridge.
Speaking of that place, Lao Tao, I know a thing or two.
It's such a ferocious place, a ridge where flying clouds can save birds
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