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890 Perverts and psychopaths


There is not much difference in the length of the three speeches, all of which are more than 2,000 words, and at the speed of Guan Ming's speech, it is about 8 to 15 minutes.

After all, it's a memorization, there is no jamming or anything like that, but this can't be said in one breath like an announcer, the place where the pause should be stopped is still to pause, Guan Ming still needs applause to interrupt his speech, and I'm not sure if I can arrange a few superb acting skills for the time being, but there must always be a few places in the manuscript that should have applause here.

The three drafts summarize from the three points that world peace can promote human development, science and technology can change the bright future of mankind, and business interconnection makes the world more beautiful, which respectively represent Guan Ming's exposition as an ordinary person, a scientist, and a businessman.

The manuscript also has a brief explanation of this war and the last attack, without special criticism, but it also explains from three identities that the attack will not be able to kill Guan Ming, nor will it be able to kill scientific progress, let alone the prosperity of the country, and all evil forces will be defeated, without exception, and so on.

After reading the three drafts, Guan Ming probably guessed that the manuscript on the giant's side should be talked about from the national side.

Guan Ming didn't look for Shuangxing to ask for a giant's draft, although Shuangxing would definitely give it, but this kind of thing doesn't mean much to Guan Ming, and he needs to think about what identity he wants to use to appear now.

Although the identities are different, judging from the content of the manuscript, Shuangxing obviously wants to make him a perfect person, which It's really hard to choose between such a good self, how can this be good?

A peace-loving universal saint, a giant who leads the development of science and technology, and a wealthy man with a golden house, all three identities have lofty ideals and noble feelings.

Holding his A left atrium, Guan Ming was fascinated by himself for a while.

Such a perfect self must be embellished with applause "It's time to eat" Knock knock, Mu Xiaoxiao knocked on the study door, howled outside the door, and then pushed the door in.

In the housekeeper, only Mu Xiaoxiao and Guan Mengxi can casually push the door in.

The four old men and Guan Mengyu would not push the door in casually, because they were afraid that Guan Ming and Mu Xiaoxiao would secretly be miserable if they were found to have some mental illness.

As for Guan Mengxi, this big creature is really difficult to control, after all, the child is still too young, Guan Ming can remember what his cousin did at a certain age, between this, in the toilet and some special moments, Guan Ming needs double stars to prevent this little thing.

"Oh, here we go."

After seeing his daughter-in-law come in, Guan Ming first squeaked and drank the tea, so as not to be forced into her mouth by this mother-in-law.

This idiot heard that adults take between 15k and 2k milliliters of water normally every day, but they stared at Guan Ming every day to drink water, causing Guan Ming to be awakened several times in the morning.

Later, I watched the news that someone drank too much water and went to the hospital for water poisoning, so frightened that she hurriedly drank Coke to suppress the shock, and by the way, she didn't supervise Guan Ming to drink boiled water, because she felt that Guan Ming had a small belly, in addition to being lazy, she might also have drunk too much water and was swollen.

After that, he was supervised to drink Pu'er tea to nourish his kidneys and strengthen his yang, which was really good news "What is this" went around, stood behind Guan Ming with his hands behind his back, and looked at the projected text curiously.

As long as it is not something that is deliberately hidden, it means that this thing does not need to be hidden from Mu Xiaoxiao, so Mu Xiaoxiao has no pressure to look at this thing, don't look at her usual likes to brush Weibo, but she only shows affection, food and other things, her mouth is strict, and Guan Ming has feelings "It's nothing, I might have to go to India in a while, and this is the text of my speech."

Guan Ming unceremoniously pressed the credit of Shuangxing on himself, and Shuangxing couldn't use it anyway.

"Ha, your brain watt has fallen off, and now you're fighting, be careful that they press you into the dirt and blow your head up" Mu Xiaoxiao touched Guan Ming's dog head in surprise, as if he could touch his IQ with his hand.

"You're just Watt, India is now beaten to the ground, and it's about to raise the white flag and surrender."

Slapping Mu Xiaoxiao's hand away, Guan Ming said angrily.

As for some popular words, Guan Ming said that although he has seen less in this life, he can't stand the fact that he has seen too much in his previous life, and he can understand his daughter-in-law's thoughts without barriers.

"The black-skinned little Lori who was holding her head and squatting to prevent herself from wearing a dress squatted on the ground, dangling a branch in her hand, with pure white bottoms hanging on it" Mu Xiaoxiao thought a lot for a moment, and the image of integrating all kinds of external fans was very vivid.

Guan Ming: "" There is always a groove that wants to be spit out, but I don't know where to start, first of all, the adjective black skin is very Well, there is nothing wrong with India's black skin, but Guan Ming suddenly remembered that the Chinese team won the World Cup in Bosnia and Herzegovina, that is, he has a strong sense of vision.

"But it seems that it hasn't been long since I really surrendered."

After finding that her husband just looked at her strangely but didn't say anything, Mu Xiaoxiao held Guan Ming's shoulder and looked at the document on the table, which contained the terms of the Indian side's surrender, proving that Guan Ming was really not, provided that the document was true.

"The problem is that if you don't beat it, it's like your mother beating you, you can smoke in all kinds of positions, on the sofa, on the floor, on the bed, standing, and if you catch it, you can smoke it as much as you want."

Taking a deep breath, Guan Ming still spit it out, after all, if Mu Xiaoxiao's words just now were heard by Mu's mother, even if Mu Xiaoxiao was pregnant, she would inevitably have the fate of pulling her palms "This is your mother, and she is always your mother" Turning her head to look at Guan Ming cutely, Mu Xiaoxiao said.

"No, it's your dad who always is your dad."

Guan Ming said seriously.

Immediately, Mu Xiaoxiao's expression became subtle.

Seeing Mu Xiaoxiao at this moment, Guan Ming's expression became bad.

I don't know when my wife became so weird, what to do, online, etc., anxious For a while, the atmosphere in the study became strange, and the feeling of watching perverts and being watched by psychopaths was particularly sour.

"What are you doing, hurry up and come over to eat, the food will be cold after a while."

At this time, at the door of the study, Guan Ma knocked on the door of the study that had been opened and said loudly.

"Oh, eat, eat."

As a flexible person in the chubby world, Guan Ming jumped up like a fat monkey and walked out first.

He always felt that his daughter-in-law was so strange again, maybe one day he would tie him to the bed while Guan Ming was sleeping, and then stuff an 82-year-old original socks and underwear in his mouth, which is terrifying to think about: