"That's a pity, it's really not good, I'll take a sip from ten meters away, and then run over to feed you" Lowering his head, Guan Mingguo's face approached, sniffing the familiar breath of the other party.
"Eh, it's disgusting, you're so disgusting" smiled and pulled Guan Ming's big face with both hands and stretched it open, the sour smell just after exercising, Mu Xiaoxiao didn't like it very much, especially Guan Ming's steaming body, like a fat big fat man.
"By the way, have you watched the news, Xiaoxi is in the headlines, aren't you happy, aren't you excited" Mu Xiaoxiao jumped away to prevent Guan Ming's sneak attack, tilted her head, looked at Guan Ming, opened her mouth, put a straw in her mouth, and sucked the milk at the same temperature as her body.
Looking at his daughter-in-law's posture, Guan Ming suddenly felt that it was not impossible to study a device that could be produced and sold by himself, after all, some things could automatically overflow if they were not full, although Guan Ming also liked to go up to help, but occasionally seeing her like this, it would be very interesting.
"What's so exciting about this, isn't it normal to be on the headlines, Shuangxing can instantly create 8 million trumpets without being discovered, Lao Tie, when you choose to let Xiaoxi be a star, she is already the star with the most fans in the world, and she is all iron fans, brain-dead fans, and combat fans with super combat effectiveness" Passive is not as good as active, anyway, for Guan Ming, Guan Mengxi does not need a fan economy, and taking the initiative to control fans can make the two of them have more fun, and this phenomenon is also very common in the entertainment industry, but it is not as high-end and big as Guan Ming.
Letting AI control all fan accounts is a big loser Control 5 Fantasy Journey to the West and earn living expenses You can control the opening of more underground pits and strike gold with weak warriors to maintain your life "You're so annoying, why are you telling me about this kind of thing" shook his head in his hands, like a balloon man.
From this point of view, Guan Ming felt that Guan Mengxi's death performance was really with her mother, and even the movements of the balloon man were exactly the same.
"Walk, take a shower."
Guan Ming pressed Mu Xiaoxiao's head and controlled the direction of the other party.
Mu Xiaoxiao had broken thoughts on her lips, but she also followed Guan Ming's wishes and walked to the bathroom, "You don't know, I specially applied for a Weibo account for Xiaoxi, and replied to at least 50 crazy messages, Weibo is really annoying to talk about, why do you need to bind your phone If it weren't for Double Star, I wouldn't be able to get a trumpet, by the way, what is my phone number, do you remember" Put the bottle on the bathtub, Mu Xiaoxiao took off her clothes smoothly and lay down in the bathtub.
"Your mobile phone number can only remember your original student card now, and now we rarely use mobile phone cards."
Going into the water along the edge of the bathtub, maybe a little squeezed, Guan Ming pouted his ass and asked her to go to the side.
"At the beginning, I was eager for my eyes to grow on me, but now that I have both children and daughters, I have begun to dislike me for taking a bath."
Reluctantly moved, Mu Xiaoxiao died every day.
In Guan Ming's view, as long as this thing does not die, it will be made to death.
Defeat is the only way to deal with her.
Mu Ma's weapon is an ancestral tickle, and Guan Ming's weapon is an ancestral one In Guan Ming's view, scientists are a kind of discoverers, not creators, whether it is Newton's three laws or Einstein's theory of relativity, they are just discovering laws, and sorting out and repeating these laws in a language that human beings can understand.
This law is not only physical and chemical, but also covers philology.
"It's all a lie in the novel."
Guan Ming held his side face, looked at the documents in his hand, and sighed.
"Novels are just entertainment products, even if they are gold, the novels written by Jin Yong are all sold for money."
Glancing at Guan Mengxi with some weakness, she was relieved to find that she didn't seem to have any extra movements.
Looking at the undulating big breasts, Guan Ming always felt that this thing was not only mentally retarded in this life, but she was also mentally retarded in her previous life, and then reincarnated with her head downward, but her head hit the placenta, and IA's head was broken "Philology, baby, do you know what ancient sound, middle ancient sound, and near ancient sound are" Qu finger knocked on the table, Guan Ming didn't go to talk about her loopholes.
Mu Xiaoxiao looked at Guan Ming with a simple face, her eyes blinked wildly, and she clearly didn't understand at all, but the little girl was in front of her, and she couldn't say that she didn't understand.
After all, can you describe the affairs of liberal arts students as not understanding?
"From the beginning of the Western Zhou Dynasty to the end of the Han Dynasty, it was the period of ancient sound, the Northern and Southern Dynasties to the Sui and Tang dynasties was the Middle Ancient sound period, the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties were the ancient sounds, and Chinese history is divided into ancient sounds and modern sounds, and the sounds here are different sounds, so Mom, the novels you usually read through ancient times, not to mention the Three Kingdoms period, are the Ming and Qing dynasties, and logically speaking, you must first be deaf and illiterate for a period of time."
Looking up, Guan Mengyu said expressionlessly.
"I can't say that, Mom, if I travel to the Tang Dynasty, it will definitely be a great beauty who can be fascinated by Tang Taizong without speaking, and Mom, I've been reading modern novels recently." came to Guan Mengxi's side, rubbing his big face and flattering him.
It's a pity that Xiao Budian looked disgusted, pushed her face away with her fleshy little hands, and said in a very disgusted tone: "It's the domineering president, don't mess with me, or get drunk tonight."
In order to make his daughter-in-law's face look better, Guan Ming tried not to laugh out loud, but he also laughed until his body shook and shook.
"Haha, what then, in fact, it's all your father's book, so my mother didn't read it" At this moment, Mu Xiaoxiao was very weak and embarrassed.
Guan Ming: "Hehe".
Guan Mengyu also looked at his mother with caring eyes.
"Mom is hungry, mom is going to eat first" Knowing that his daughter was precocious, Mu Xiaoxiao, a thick-skinned goods like a city wall, couldn't bear this kind of wordless ridicule, so he found an excuse and ran away.
"It's your own mother anyway, can you do it, besides, your mother is also kind."
Seeing his daughter-in-law end up ashamed, Guan Ming also wanted to excuse his daughter-in-law, after all, no matter how stupid she was, she was also her daughter-in-law.
"So, you just watched my own mother stuff me into my sister's arms" Guan Mengyu stared at Guan Ming, focusing on the word "mother".
"Your sister also wants to take you out to play, didn't you run out in the end, although you want Xiaoyu to sleep in a quilt tonight."
Guan Ming said indifferently, the two daughters can't play anything with a quilt, after all, their eldest daughter is strong and strong, and she doesn't suffer losses.
"That's why I'm sticking next to my own mother, don't think I don't know what you two want to do" The corners of his mouth curled, and Guan Mengyu said contemptuously.
Guan Ming: "" , did that idiot's braincase touch the lubricating oil, why can't the IQ get in S: It's the World Cup, even though I don't know football
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