Chapter 2: Uncle Li Lianying "Who, who's talking" In an imperial garden in the Forbidden City, a middle-aged man in his forties was looking around nervously, this person was thin, with a rickety waist, brown skin, sharp-beaked monkey gills, small eyes that were sleek and treacherous, and he was wearing a eunuch robe.
At that time, Emperor Yongzheng stipulated that the eunuch grade was limited to four grades, and this eunuch was obviously the largest in the palace.
Li Lianying looked at it for a long time, and she didn't see anyone in the imperial garden, but just now she heard someone talking, and she seemed to be still talking to him, especially the sentence that you are stupid, which made him feel even more excited.
In this palace, except for Lafayette, there is only the emperor who dares to scold him like this.
"Queen Mother Lafayette, is that you?"
Li Lianying asked cautiously, but after asking, she felt that Lafayette was unlikely, and what she heard seemed to be a man's voice.
"Your Majesty, do you want to play hide and seek with the old slave?"
Li Lianying looked at it for a long time, not to mention the queen mother and the emperor, even the eunuchs and palace maids didn't see one.
Don't look at him now as the chief eunuch, a dignitary in front of people, and a big celebrity next to the queen mother, but doing things on an errand in the palace is like walking a tightrope, and he can never wander his mind, otherwise if his feet are crooked, he may be planted and fall into the abyss.
The former chief eunuch An Dehai is the best example, if it weren't for the arrogance and arrogance of An Dehai, who interfered in the government and politics on weekdays, and made too many enemies, he would not have ended up in an ambush in Jinan and a different place.
After a long time, seeing that no one came out, Li Lianying relaxed at this time.
"Beauty facelift, that's what it is, when you become younger, your mood is beautiful, and this is very reasonable.
Recently, when I combed my hair in the mirror for the Queen Mother Lafayette, I sighed every time, with a sad face, lamenting that time had flown by, and I wanted to go back to the past, and the heart of immortality was well known.
It's just how to make the Queen Mother younger and happier?"
Alas, the Qing Dynasty was in an eventful autumn, and there was nothing to be happy about, first the Beiyang Navy suffered a defeat in the Yellow Sea, and then the government and the opposition complained about the embezzlement of funds, and now the scale of the celebration has shrunk again and again, and even the renovation of the Summer Palace has to be suspended, but the Queen Mother Lafayette can no longer be unhappy even on her 60th birthday a few days later.
If Lafayette is not happy, the whole Qing Dynasty will not be happy.
Think about what Lafayette once said: What makes me unhappy today, I will also make him unhappy for life.
Therefore, the biggest thing in the palace now is how to make the Queen Mother Lafayette happy on her sixtieth birthday.
Thinking of this, Li Lianying couldn't help but look up at the sky, folded her hands, and prayed in her heart: "God, if it was you who appeared just now, then bother you to appear again, the old slave is stupid, and he really doesn't know what beauty and skinlift are."
If it can really make the Queen Mother Lafayette happy, the old slave will kill the chicken and slaughter the sheep, and he will never give up."
"Pick up the courier."
A weak voice sounded beside him.
Li Dacheng hurriedly put away his mobile phone, and while looking for it, he asked, "What's your name?"
"Snow-white white rabbit."
It turned out to be a little white rabbit, Li Dacheng picked up the package and just handed it to the other party, but he was stunned.
"It's You" "It's You" Unison It's really an evil one, no, it's an evil one.
It's not right, it's a beautiful woman.
The one who stood in front of Li Dacheng to pick up the package was the beautiful woman who drove into him in the morning, the world is really small, and she bumped into him again so soon.
The snow-white white rabbit, the name is so apt, it is indeed white.
"Your package, check it out."
Li Dacheng handed the package to the other party and asked curiously, "Why have I never seen you when you work here?"
It's not about being lustful, it's an instinct.
Everyone has a love for beauty.
"Oh, today is my first day at work."
The beauty said while dismantling it, looking a little embarrassed, probably because she didn't expect the courier car that hit it early in the morning to deliver it to her.
"Yes, what company are you?"
"Why are you asking this" The beauty suddenly looked at Li Dacheng vigilantly, obviously thinking that Li Dacheng had a lot of questions and was suspicious.
"Don't get me wrong, I can send it to you."
Li Dacheng explained.
"No need, thank you."
The beauty said.
"Did you break what you bought?"
"This is the first time I've bought it, so I don't know" The beauty said as she twisted and pressed wildly, and suddenly with a pop, a cloud of mist sprayed towards Li Dacheng.
"Ahh Li Dacheng suddenly screamed in pain, tearing his heart out.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
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After the beauty saw it, she hurriedly said.
Li Dacheng felt that his eyes were hot, and his whole face would feel stinging, his eyes were watery, his throat was like a fire, and he kept coughing, which was extremely uncomfortable.
"What the hell are you buying?"
"Anti-wolf spray." “” Li Dacheng wailed in his heart, what is wrong with this today, every time he meets this woman, there is no good thing.
It's really a dog, and he was hit in the morning for no reason, and he was sprayed with anti-wolf spray for no reason, and it was all done by the same person, at first I thought it was sent by God to rescue his single dog, but now it seems that it was a monkey invited to tease.
"Bathroom, where is the bathroom?"
shouted Li Dacheng, knowing that the main ingredient of the anti-wolf spray was chili oil, and he should be fine if he washed his face a few more handfuls.
"I'll take you."
The beautiful woman hurriedly helped Li Dacheng to walk into the building, and after standing in the men's bathroom for a long time, she helped Li Dacheng in.
"The water valve is right in front of you, and the soap and hand sanitizer are next to it."
Where can Li Dacheng manage so much, after touching the faucet, he quickly took the water and poured it on his face, kept rubbing, rubbed hard, and almost tore off the skin.
After washing for more than ten minutes, I felt better, although it still hurt a little, but fortunately I was able to open my eyes.
Out of the bathroom, Li Dacheng saw the beauty again, he was depressed in his heart, and asked, "Is it over acceptance, sign the list after the acceptance, I'll leave quickly."
Li Dacheng just wants to stay away from this beauty now, he feels that this beauty is his nemesis, and if he continues to spend it here, it is estimated that his life will be gone.
"Oh, good."
The beauty hurriedly signed the list and handed it to Li Dacheng, and at the same time, asked with a concerned face, "You, are you really okay, do you want to send you to the hospital?"
"No, no, I still have a lot of packages to send, how can I have time to go to the hospital, the packages are also for you, don't follow me" Li Dacheng was like hiding from the plague god, got out of the commercial building, got on his own three jumpers, and roared away. bite There is WeChat.
Li Dacheng, who was waiting for the red light, took out his mobile phone and clicked on WeChat to check the content.
Li Lianying's WeChat shows that Li Lianying is applying to be his friend, and there is another paragraph.
"Oh my God, the old slave is stupid, and he really doesn't know what beauty and facelift are.
If it can really make the Queen Mother Lafayette happy, the old slave will kill the chicken and slaughter the sheep, and he will never give up."
The old slave, the old man, is quite into the play, and he really thinks of himself as a eunuch, but he doesn't even know about beauty and facelifting, and he is too lonely and weak, isn't he reluctant to go to the beauty salon?
Think about it, the aunt is sixty, the old man can't be young, he usually saves money, how can he go to the beauty salon and be fooled by thousands of people, and he doesn't feel distressed to death "If you don't want to pull your skin, you can make your own mask."
Li Dacheng sent one in the past.
It is estimated that he is a left-behind old man, and his children are not around, so he can only ask him for help.
Li Dacheng's love burst instantly, respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, and the righteousness is the same, how can it be so "Ah" Li Lianying was shocked, looked left and right, there was really no one in the imperial garden, could it be that God was talking to him just now I Li Lianying was eight years old, entered the palace at the age of nine, and was awarded the chief manager at the age of twenty-one, and was born to serve people, how can He De be favored by God As soon as she was excited, Li Lianying immediately knelt on the ground and bowed to the sky.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, can you tell the old slave again, what is a mask in the sky, there is no one underground."
Li Dacheng looked at it, this uncle has a problem, and if he is sick, he must be treated quickly, and he must not give up treatment.
What is in the sky, there is no uncle underground, are you a Martian?
"Cut the cucumber slices and stick them on the face, stir them together with honey and eggs and rub them on the face, this is the mask, you know?"
"God, this old slave knows, but the Queen Mother uses it every day, even adding pearl powder and Chinese herbs, is there anything else?"
The use of pearl powder and Chinese herbal medicine is fashionable enough and local tyrant.
"Then go buy a ready-made mask, I haven't heard that it works well after using hyaluronic acid."
"What kind of god is hyaluronic acid, since you have told the old slave, can you help people to the end, give the old slave a yellow paper for you when the time comes, put the pig's head, and come to a good banquet to worship your old man."
Li Dacheng was thrilled when he heard this, it was too scary, didn't he curse him to death, forget it, help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, for the sake of the uncle's deep love for the aunt, this helped.
Li Dacheng parked the three jumpers on the side of the road, ran into a large supermarket, found a place selling cosmetics, took a picture of a bottle of hyaluronic acid stock solution, and sent the picture.
"Do you see it, rub it on your face, it can not only beautify your face, but also have the effect of rejuvenation."
Li Dacheng just cared about chatting with the old man, and didn't notice that at the moment he pressed send, the hyaluronic acid stock solution placed on the shelf disappeared out of thin air without a trace.
Li Lianying was kneeling on the ground and waiting anxiously, hearing that God had not moved for a long time, she thought that God had ignored him, but just as she was about to get up, there was an extra bottle in her hand.
This frightened him and threw him away as if he had been bitten by a snake.
Suddenly, God's words came to his mind, and then he understood what was going on, and quickly picked up the bottle, and knelt down and kowtowed a few more times, "Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your grace, the old slave has received it, and it is unforgettable in this life." ” Li Dawei wanted to take a few more photos of facial masks and high-end cosmetics and send them to the old man, after all, the uncle was so old, and he was still infatuated with the aunt, and he was deeply in love, it was not easy, so that he was envious of this single dog.
But just as he was about to shoot, he suddenly received a text message.
"Tips: Your user limit is less than 50 yuan, please recharge as soon as possible, or go to the business hall to pay, so as not to affect your normal use."
Ah Li Dacheng was taken aback, as a courier, there is little to do, that is, there is a lot of phone bills, the two hundred yuan of phone bills just rushed yesterday, although I made a few calls in the morning, but it cost so much Damn, Unicom doesn't have such a way to absorb woolen fees.
Li Dacheng hurriedly called to check, and there was a value-added business fee of 180 yuan, what kind of trouble is this?
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This black mobile phone, from the time he bought it to the present, he only used a WeChat, he didn't watch a big movie, let alone a small movie, what value-added business fees are there, could it be that there is malware in the mobile phone, and he was fooled Li Dacheng hurriedly turned off the traffic, and when Lao Tzu had time, he had to go to your business hall to check it out.
"Manager Li, what are you doing?"
asked a little palace maid curiously looking at Manager Li who was kneeling on the ground and bowing constantly.
After Li Lianying heard this, she quickly got up from the ground, and it was the palace maid of Chuxiu Palace, Xiaohong, who was waiting for the Queen Mother.
"Xiaohong, what are you doing here" Li Lianying asked pretendingly, and her previous respectful and sincere fear disappeared in an instant.
"Manager Li, the Queen Mother is looking for you."
Xiaohong hurriedly replied cautiously, the other party is the chief eunuch, the most trusted person of the Queen Mother, if he is offended, he will marry an old eunuch, and he will suffer in the future.
"Do you know what's going on?"
asked Li Lianying.
"I don't know."
"I see, go ahead."
"Yes."
After Xiaohong left, Li Lianying secretly sweated, and only cared about talking to God, but forgot to go back to serve Lafayette.
What a sin, a sin.
Fortunately, with the treasure given by God, I don't have to worry about Lafayette being unhappy.
Li Lianying shook her sleeves, there was an extra delicate glass bottle in her hand, and a smug smile appeared on her face.
"This is a heavenly treasure, Lafayette will definitely like it." t1706231537: