There was a strange scene in the palace, Liu Jin Liu, who had just been appointed by the emperor as the master of ceremonies, ran around the square in front of a large hall and screamed, showing his teeth and claws, as if he was crazy.
And from his body, a firecracker fell out from time to time, and the sound of "bang bang" shook the earth, and no one dared to move forward.
All this is just because the firecrackers are different from the past, the firecrackers thrown by Lord Liu are very powerful, and even the thick stone slabs spread on the ground have been blown out of cracks and broken into pieces, not to mention, there have been guards who have been injured because of this, and they have been blown to the ground.
"Boss, what is Lord Liu doing, even if it is to celebrate his promotion, he doesn't have to be so fanfare and vigorous," a guard came to the leader's side and said very dissatisfied, his eyes looked at Gonggong Liu who was shouting not far away, gritted his teeth, and held his breath.
"How are the brethren?"
asked the leader, looking away with concern.
"I was injured six, two are not a big deal, just skin injuries, and the remaining four are seriously injured, some have broken arms and arms, some have broken legs, not a year and a half, don't want to recover, even if the injury is healed, I am afraid that the hands and feet are not as sharp as before."
After listening to the words of his subordinates, the head of the guard immediately raised his eyebrows, originally thought that Gonggong Liu was just setting off firecrackers and playing around, but he didn't expect to play and poke his eyeballs, it was too much.
You must know that these guards are all masters of one in a million, and they have never died on the battlefield, but they were injured by Gonggong Liu's fun, which is really infuriating.
Isn't this not to treat these guards as human beings?
"Hurry up and take the injured brothers to the Tai Hospital."
The leader of the guards explained.
"That Father-in-law Liu is here" "When he finishes the firecrackers on his body, he will naturally stop."
The guards turned their heads to look at Gonggong Liu, who was still pretending to be crazy and stupidly shouting for help in the courtyard, when is this dead eunuch going to make trouble, even if he is the emperor, he has never played with human life like this.
"Come on, come and save me."
Liu Jin shouted while running, and when he saw the guards watching from afar, no one came, his heart was angry and angry, and he wanted to kill all those useless things.
But it's strange to say that the square is so big, he didn't find out where the firecrackers were thrown from, and no matter where he ran, the firecrackers would appear in front of him, as if they had eyes, and there was a tracking function, which made him have nowhere to hide, especially after seeing the power of the firecracker explosion, he could only keep running.
But when his strength is always used up, not to mention that he is just a eunuch who usually serves people and commands people, that is, he is a prestige, and never exercises, and just ran around the square twice, he was tired and out of breath, and his legs were weak, and the soles of his feet were dead, like a sandbag.
Is it really thunder "Oops" Liu Jin didn't pay attention, and stepped on the dirt pit that had been blown up before, not only did he break his foot, but he also popped, and fell into a standard dog eating and a mouthful of mud.
Finished Liu Jin's heart trembled, his face was full of pain and despair, because according to the previous situation, Tianlei would definitely appear in front of his eyes, you must know that the power of Tianlei can even explode a hard stone slab, not to mention the melon seeds in his head, it must not be like a watermelon that bursts "Liu Jin, you are a eunuch, you dare to go against God, and you will turn from a eunuch to a dead man today."
Liu Jin's ears sounded again, no, it was God's voice.
"God, the old slave is wrong, the old slave knows that he is wrong, you can spare the old slave."
Liu Jin suddenly opened his mouth and shouted, tears and snot, the arrogance just now was completely gone, and he looked like a dirt dog.
He can't care about whether the other party is really God or pretending to be God, after all, the thunder is real, if it explodes in front of him, then he won't die Qiaoqiao The old saying is good, it's better to die than to live, as long as you can live, it's better than dead.
Let yourself survive first, and the rest will be talked about later.
"If I spare you, I will spare you, where is my dignity as God?"
"The old slave kowtowed to you, it was the old slave who was ignorant and offended the power of heaven, but the old slave also had a hard time, and now there are people who want the old slave to die, and the old slave is forced to do this, you will forgive the old slave this time, the old slave will definitely set the table and stand up in the future, and worship you night and night."
Liu Jin hurriedly knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing to the ground.
Unintentionally, his eyes swept to the front of him and suddenly something came out, he quickly closed his eyes, hugged his head with his hands, and at the same time, his mouth let out a desperate wail.
"Ahh Liu Jin screamed, loud and hysterical, but after screaming for a long time, he didn't hear any sound in front of him.
Strange, isn't it true that God's thunder can't sound after the firecrackers are damp Liu Jin covered his head with one hand and his face with the other, slowly raised it, his eyes looked out from between his fingers, and when he saw the thing in front of him, he was stunned, the branches were not thunder At this time, God's voice came to his head again.
"Liu Jin, killing you is a matter of fingers for me, just throw a thunderbolt while you are sleeping, you don't even know how to die."
Liu Jin trembled, and after thinking about it carefully, it was really such a reason, unless he didn't sleep all his life and ran all his life, he would be killed by thunder sooner or later.
"And I found you this time because you did too much evil in the mortal world, causing the heavens to be angry and resentful, so I came to punish you.
The firecrackers before were just trying to test you, but who knew that you dared to openly challenge God and me, it seems that you are really as heinous as those who worship me in the mortal world say. ” When Liu Jin heard it, he dared to say that someone sued him in front of God, so it was no wonder that God would suddenly find him.
"God, the old slave is just a eunuch in the palace, how can you do heinous bad things, someone must frame me and maliciously slander, you must be the master for me, you can't listen to the slander of those traitors."
Liu Jin hurriedly explained to himself.
"Hmph, do you think I don't know what you did, you deceived and concealed it, formed gangs, brutalized Zhongliang, and disrupted the court, if I really believed in you, wouldn't it really become God's eyes, so, I decided, not only to kill you, to eliminate harm for the people, but also to torture you, release the thunder when you sleep, so that you will never have a peaceful night, and blow up to the sky in your sleep.
Hahahaha" In fact, it's not that Li Dacheng doesn't want to blow up Liu Jin now, but he threw it too fast just now, and all the grenades he brought were gone, and if he threw it again, he had to go home to get it, so he could only take the opportunity to scare the other party, bluff if he could, and reward the other party with a grenade at night if he couldn't bluff, and see if this dead eunuch would dare to sleep in the future.
"Don't, don't.
In fact, all this has nothing to do with the old slave, the traitors in the palace are in charge, if the old slave does not do what they say, the old slave will have to be tortured to death by them, in fact, the old slave also wants to be a good person, and the old slave also wants to serve the people of the world.
God, the old slave is willing to start today, accumulate virtue and do good, and resolve the voice of resentment in the mortal world. ” "Accumulate virtue and do good, just hum, if you want to live, just say it, why use such a reason to prevaricate me, do you think that if you say this, I will be able to spare you, the resentment caused by the mortal world is too heavy, and now it is too late to compensate for doing good deeds.
It's noon now, and when night falls, when you go to the bed to rest, it will be your Liu Jin's death. ” "God, please advise the old slave on what to do to resolve the grievances of the mortal world."
Liu Jin begged bitterly, "I beg God, you will give the old slave a chance to change his ways, no matter what he does, the old slave is willing to do it." ” "Really," Li Dacheng asked, as if he saw a fish in the water about to bite the hook.
"Really, really."
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Hearing that there was still hope for life, Liu Jin hurriedly responded.
"For the sake of your bitter pleading and repentance, then I will give you a chance, as the saying goes: the prodigal son will not change his money.
If I kill you directly, it seems that my god I don't have a stomach. ” "Thank God for sparing your life, thank God for your mercy."
Liu Jin burst into tears and quickly kowtowed.
"The reason why I want to impose heavenly punishment on you is because the resentment you have caused in the mortal world is too heavy, if you are not killed, the entire mortal world will be shrouded in resentment, and then there will definitely be a lot of life, and the consequences will be unimaginable.
If you want to resolve grievances, the method is actually very simple, that is, to accumulate virtue and do good, but if you are a mortal, it is too difficult and difficult to accumulate merit and resolve grievances with the body of a mortal.
But as long as you can persevere, maybe when you are reincarnated in the next life, you will be able to reincarnate into a good family.
Li Dacheng began to pretend to be a ghost again.
The novels I read in school weren't for nothing, and now I use them all.
"Ah, how long does the old slave need to hold on?"
"Decades at least, lifetimes at most."
"What a few lifetimes" "Yes, haven't you heard of the saying that you will be a cow and a horse in the next life.
The cattle and horses you see now are all people who did bad things in their previous lives, and they were used and eaten in this life, so as to resolve their grievances and seek reincarnation in the next life.
And the spirituality of those animals is just a vestige of human thoughts left over from the previous life, feeling pain, feeling torture, as a punishment for those who have done many evils. ” Liu Jin was stunned, no wonder some animals understand human nature, and some animals do not understand human nature, it turns out that animals that understand human nature have done bad things in their previous lives, and they have come to the world to atone for their sins in this life.
I don't want to be an animal, I don't want to be ridden or eaten.
"God, is there no shortcut to accumulating virtue and doing good," Liu Jin asked anxiously.
"Nope."
"You're God, you have a way."
"Well, this one."
"God, your great kindness, the old slave will never forget.
The old slave kowtowed to you" Liu Jin seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and quickly kowtowed.
"Of course, there is a way, but the price to pay is also very large, and I am afraid that you will not be able to do it."
"At what cost" "It is to provide me with the most important things in your life, so as to increase your merits."
"The most important thing" Liu Jin thought about it carefully, suddenly glanced at his crotch, looked up at the sky and said, "God, the most important little baby of the old slave is gone, otherwise, the old slave will go to the treasure room to get it, and then supply it to you" t1706231537: