Five minutes later, the situation finally made real progress, and I saw Zhou Jiang rushing out of the bathroom in a hurry, rushing directly to Qin Lang, and begging: "Mr.
Qin, Doctor Qin, I was wrong, I shouldn't doubt your medical skills, since you have diagnosed my disease, there must be a way to treat me, right?"
"You told you a long time ago, don't shy away from the doctor."
Qin Lang sighed lightly, "If you admit your illness earlier, you don't have to ask for hardship."
It doesn't matter if people eat grains and get sick, the key is to treat them in time when they are sick.
Even if you suffer from willow disease, it's not a big deal. ” "You, Doctor Qin, can you cure my illness," Zhou Jiang seemed to see the dawn of hope.
As a journalist, of course, he knows that willow disease is not so easy to cure, and once it is infected, it is simply a nightmare "Don't forget, I'm the uncle of the health master Lin Wuchang."
Qin Lang said lightly, it seemed to be a little pretending, but it made Zhou Jiang feel that this was a natural expression of the master's demeanor.
There's no way, these days celebrities wear tattered clothes, this is called personality; Ordinary people who wear this kind of clothing will be regarded as stupid hats.
In the same way, ordinary people are called pretending to be forced; And people with status and ability put on a score, which is called style.
There is no doubt that at this time, in Zhou Jiang's eyes, Qin Lang is called demeanor and bearing.
But isn't it, Zhou Jiang suspected slandering Qin Lang just now, but people didn't mind, and they also agreed to treat Zhou Jiang at this time, this is not what kind of bearing.
"Yes, yes, you are Master Lin's uncle, there must be a way to cure my flower willow disease" Zhou Jiang nodded hurriedly.
There is no way, Zhou Jiang scratched the skin underneath, and he still felt very itchy, if he didn't treat it in time, I was afraid that his lifeline would be completely scrapped.
"It's no problem to treat the disease, but I want to know how you contracted this disease, so that I can determine whether it is flower willow disease."
Qin Lang said again, this is Zhou Jiang himself confiding in his previous bad deeds.
"This and this" "If you're embarrassed, you don't have to.
However, Chinese medicine pays attention to looking and hearing, and if this process is omitted, if there is a deviation, the so-called miss is a thousand miles, and the diagnosis and treatment will be wrong, delaying your condition, which is not good.
Qin Lang pretended to be profound.
"Actually, I went out drinking with my friends before, drank too much, and then accidentally had a relationship with a few young ladies, and that's how it happened, I didn't expect me to be so unlucky that I was tricked."
Zhou Jiang looked annoyed.
"Oh, in this case, my judgment is right, you are indeed infected with flower willow disease because of promiscuity" Qin Lang nodded slowly, "Since the diagnosis is correct, I will write you an exclusive home remedy."
After you use it, within half an hour, the symptoms will be significantly reduced, and you will be cured after a day. ” "Really" knowing that he was infected with a venereal disease, Zhou Jiang was already extremely depressed, but when he heard that Qin Lang could actually make himself recover in one day, he was overjoyed.
The reason why people are afraid of sexually transmitted diseases is because they feel ashamed to suffer from this disease, and on the other hand, because it is difficult to cure, and it is contagious.
However, Zhou Jiang didn't expect that Qin Lang could cure his illness in one day, which really made him secretly relieved.
"Really."
Qin Lang said calmly, "Because you are lucky, you were diagnosed by me at an early stage, so as long as it is supplemented with the right treatment, it is not impossible to be cured within a day."
On the other hand, if you avoid medical treatment and wait until the condition is very serious, it will be difficult to recover at that time.
Okay, I won't talk about the rest, you have to pay attention in the future, you must clean yourself, otherwise you will always encounter ghosts when you walk at night for a long time, and the prescription for the trick is inevitable I have already written, you go and try it.
Anyway, we have these things in the school cafeteria. ” Zhou Jiang took the prescription written by Qin Lang and looked at it, and his face suddenly became cloudy Because there are only three "herbs" written on this prescription, which are garlic, Chaotian pepper and spirits.
To use, mash the garlic and pepper and mix with spirits to apply to the affected area.
Chaotian pepper, garlic, and spirits, these three things are mixed and rubbed on the affected area, which is a hundred times more painful than sprinkling salt on the wound However, now Zhou Jiang is already extremely itchy, even if there are so many people present, he can't wait to put his hand into the crotch of his pants and scratch it fiercely.
And Qin Lang is obviously his only hope.
"Why, you don't believe you're worried that I'm going to bother with you."
Qin Lang said flatly, "I am both medical and virtuous, how can I not even have this little belly?"
Qin Lang said that he was very measured, but in fact, this matter was directed by him at all.
The so-called diagnosis of Zhou Jiang's pulse is actually poisoning this kid, and with Qin Lang's poisoning methods, it is too easy to clean up Zhou Jiang.
As for the chili peppers, garlic and spirits, of course, they were also used by Qin Lang to clean up Zhou Jiang.
Zhou Jiang heard Qin Lang say so "noble", so he could only believe it, and at present, he could only believe Qin Lang, and the dead horse could only be used as a live horse for medical treatment.
Therefore, Zhou Jiang didn't say a word, and rushed directly to the canteen of No. 7 Middle School, and then asked for these three things, mashed them and mixed them together, and then smeared this "unique secret medicine" in the bathroom.
"Ahh When the chili pepper and garlic wine medicine was smeared, Zhou Jiang let out a miserable scream.
There's no way, he was scratched by himself in this place before, and now he gets chili, garlic and spirits, and Zhou Jiang's little cock will directly become a "turkey", can it not hurt Not only was it painful, but it was so painful that Zhou Jiang wanted to scold his mother.
It's just that, strangely, when this pain hits, the unbearable itching that I had before gradually disappeared.
Compared with the unbearable itching feeling, Zhou Jiang felt that this pure pain was not so unbearable.
Therefore, at this time, Zhou Jiang was definitely in pain and happy While Zhou Jiang was "enjoying" the pain, other reporters asked some painless questions, and some local reporters in Xiayang City interviewed Wang Zhixiu, and Wang Zhixiu finally found an opportunity to talk about her so-called quality education methods and achievements.
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It's just that the reason why these reporters haven't dispersed is mainly waiting for the results of Zhou Jiang's treatment.
Because the reporter himself is very gossipy, and Zhou Jiang's popularity has not been very good, so many people are waiting to see him make a fool of himself.
If Zhou Jiang really contracted a venereal disease and could not be cured, I am afraid that many fellow reporters would gloat.
After almost ten minutes, Zhou Jiang finally came out of the bathroom.
"Zhou Jiang, your venereal disease has been cured," a very gossipy reporter immediately asked Zhou Jiang.
Xiaomi's birthday today, 4 more consecutive hair, can be regarded as a little bit of heart for everyone.
Today is also the last day of the outbreak event, and if you are willing to cheer, you will continue to build cakes, and if you don't have money, please smash flowers.
In addition, I sincerely wish for my birthday, and I hope that Xiaomi and all the readers' families can live a long and healthy life: