I have to ask for a ticket and a stamp.
Now there are really too few tickets, can you give Xiaomi a little burst of passion As a man, no one wants to be a spare tire.
But the key thing is that the vast majority of men are visual animals, and their vision is quite picky, but the number of goddesses is far greater than that of dinosaurs, so it is inevitable that many men will be reduced to poor spare tires.
The only difference is that some spare tires don't know that they are spare tires, while some men are willing to become spare tires.
As a spare tire, it is not the most tragic thing, because the spare tire still has a purpose after all, and when the goddess encounters a love change and needs comfort, the role of the spare tire is revealed.
However, the spare tire is still fragile, because the value of the spare tire to the goddess is to listen to her pour out the endless emotional stories that are more smelly and long than the footcloth of Aunt Wang.
However, this emotional story has nothing to do with the spare tire, and the male number one has someone else.
What's even worse is that when the goddess scolded when she was drunk, "So-and-so, this bastard, the old lady gave him everything, he actually dared" and other words, the qualified spare tire immediately had to answer, "So-and-so doesn't know how to cherish, that's why he's blind."
There's no way, this is the meaning of being a spare tire.
As a spare tire, if you don't listen to the stories and vent of these love changes, it will be completely worthless.
The pain of the spare tire can be imagined.
However, Qin Lang actually said that there were characters worse than spare tires, which made Tao Ruoxiang very curious, so she hurriedly asked the result.
"What's worse than a spare tire, of course, is the jack."
Qin Lang explained with a smile, "Think about it, when you want to change the spare tire when driving, do you have to use the spare tire of the goddess of the jack to work, and the jack has the qualification to top the spare tire, isn't it?"
Hearing Qin Lang's words, Tao Ruoxiang wanted to laugh very much, but she felt a little uncomfortable, and she should be very depressed now.
Qin Lang saw that Tao Ruoxiang didn't laugh, and thought to himself that Mr.
Tao's laughter was really high, but I don't believe in teasing you.
So, Qin Lang continued: "Actually, being a man, spare tire, and jack are not the worst, and there are even worse than these two titles." ” "What's that?"
asked Tao Ruoxiang.
"Pump."
Qin Lang explained solemnly, "Jacks, there is still a chance to go up."
Do you know when this pump will come in handy, that is, when you have a tire. ” Tao Ruoxiang was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly understood the laughter of Qin Lang's words, and couldn't help laughing anymore, but when she broke out, Qin Lang's classmate immediately suffered, and Tao Ruoxiang sprayed beer on his face.
No one will feel comfortable if they are sprayed with spittle, but only from the mouth of a beautiful woman, no matter whether it is a spitting star or beer, they will not feel so disgusting.
So Qin Lang didn't get angry at all, but looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile, waiting for her slender fingers to wipe his face with a tissue.
It's a pity that Tao Ruoxiang seemed to see through Qin Lang's thoughts, and when her hand was about to touch Qin Lang's face, she quickly retracted it, and then said: "Take the tissue and wipe it yourself."
Qin Lang knew that he shouldn't show that happy expression too early, so he could only reach out to pick up the tissue that Tao Ruoxiang handed over, but he took the opportunity to touch Tao Ruoxiang's palm, and brought a little static feeling.
Tao Ruoxiang glared at Qin Lang, but looking at this guy's hippie smile, she couldn't help it.
In the past, when she had the identity of "Teacher Tao", Tao Ruoxiang could barely "suppress" Qin Lang, but now she found that her deterrence against Qin Lang seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.
Fortunately, Qin Lang also knew that he couldn't openly challenge Tao Ruoxiang's face excessively, so he suddenly became serious: "Listen to the joke, Aunt Tao, your mood is also better, now you can tell me why you are depressed, right, it's definitely not because of the change of feelings, if so, I will flash immediately, I don't want to be a spare tire." ” "Don't worry, you're not a spare tire."
Tao Ruoxiang also said with a straight face, and added by the way, "You can't even count as a pump."
"Heh, then I'll be relieved."
As Qin Lang expected, Tao Ruoxiang was just drinking, but not to be crazy about drinking, so she didn't suffer a love change, but just encountered unhappiness at work.
Originally, Tao Ruoxiang was admitted to the civil service of the police system, and this matter was already a nail in the coffin with the help of Qin Lang.
However, just when Tao Ruoxiang was about to start showing her skills, something unexpected happened: Because she is a novice and a girl, and she lacks experience and needs to strengthen her training, she was temporarily seconded to work in other departments, so that she could not participate in the case at all.
"My Aunt Tao, you are angry about this," Qin Lang said, "Although this matter is indeed a bit demoralizing, it should be a normal procedure." ” "Normal farts just think I'm a woman, the most important thing should be that I don't know how to have a relationship, so I deliberately exclude me."
Tao Ruoxiang looked indignant, as if she had been greatly wronged.
"Then I take the liberty of asking, Aunt Tao, which department are you seconded to work in now?"
This question seemed to make Tao Ruoxiang difficult to speak, so she took another sip of wine before she said angrily: "The Municipal Patriotic Health Association knows what to ask me to do, let me send leaflets, rat medicine to various units and communities, get rid of rats and cockroaches, and there is actually an indicator not only how much rodenticide is distributed, but also how many kilograms of rats and cockroaches have been killed, and this actually has a damn indicator."
"Ugh" Qin Lang finally understood Teacher Tao Ruoxiang's grievances. is obviously a high-achieving student of criminal investigation, and it is just a matter of secondment to another unit to exercise, but it is still such a "mysterious department", how can she not have a headache.
"Aunt Tao, I think you should look away a little."
In order to comfort Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang racked his brains to find some laughs, "I think you should think so, why didn't you join the police system to eliminate harm for the people, and now that you have joined the Patriotic Health Association, you are also eliminating harm for the people."
Moreover, it is still to remove the four evils, how majestic" To eliminate the four pests, it is natural to get rid of rats, cockroaches, mosquitoes, and flies, and this is one of the key tasks of the Patriotic Health Association.
If Qin Lang hadn't heard what Zheng Yingwen mentioned tonight, he wouldn't have known that there was such a mysterious department.
"Majestic, majestic, you're big" Tao Ruoxiang scolded, "It's really a heartless guy, let you comfort a few words, you actually know how to make fun" "Who said I didn't comfort you, don't you think you're in a much better mood now" Qin Lang still smiled facelessly.
"Yes, I'm in a better mood now, because you're my pump, just to cheer me up."
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"It's not funny, bad luck" Qin Lang snorted, he didn't want to become anyone's "pump" one day.
In Qin Lang's view, the pump is as sad as being a father.
"Strange to say, there seem to be a lot of rats lately."
Qin Lang suddenly said with deep feelings, because Qin Lang suddenly realized that the things he talked about with people tonight seemed to be related to rats
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