"This Xie Hushan can't stay, you find a time to help me get rid of him."
After walking out of the basement, Chen Nan said to the poisonous wolf.
"No problem."
The poisonous wolf happily agreed, not taking the murder to heart at all: "How do you want him to die?"
"Whatever you want, as long as you don't let people see that he killed him, creating the illusion of suicide."
Chen Nan thought for a while and said, this can save a lot of trouble.
"Okay, then I'll go to his house tonight, pour him some wine, and throw him off the balcony to make people think he fell down the stairs after being drunk."
Chen Nan gave him a thumbs up: "Send me home." ” The wolf nodded, and the two got into the van together.
Chen Nan returned home and changed his clothes, threw the bloodstained clothes into the washing machine, and then headed for school.
It was class time, Chen Nan walked into the teaching building, and when he was going up the stairs, he happened to meet Lan Yuqin coming down from upstairs, and when he saw Chen Nan's white hair, Lan Yuqin's eyes suddenly widened.
"Chen Nan, what do you want to do?"
Lan Yuqin seemed to have forgotten the occasion, stood on the stairway and stared at Chen Nan and shouted: "You were absent from class yesterday afternoon, and you were late this morning, I can ignore all of this, but what does it mean that you dye your hair white You are a senior in high school, not a gangster."
Chen Nan's face was full of innocence: "Teacher, I'm not dyed." ” "How can you be like this if you don't dye it" Lan Yuqin snorted coldly: "Who are you lying to, are you a three-year-old child?"
"Can't I be white-headed overnight?"
Lan Yuqin raised her eyebrows: "You're white."
"Yes, it's my head white" Chen Nan sighed: "This is about to take the college entrance examination, I feel a lot of pressure and sorrow, no, I will have gray hair overnight." ” "Who are you fooling?"
Lan Yuqin pointed to his hair and said, "Go and dye me back black immediately, otherwise you don't want to enter the classroom" Chen Nan looked at her with a depressed face, touched his nose and said, "Teacher, are you discriminating against me, you are a young man with white hair, you are a teacher, and you have noble morals, how can you be like this?"
"You don't talk nonsense, your hair is dyed white by you at first glance, and you pretend to be vicissitudes for me, you treat me as a fool" Chen Nan felt very helpless: "Teacher, you can't just rely on your own intuition to think that I have dyed white hair, I think back then, Wu Zixu passed Shaoguan, and it was not a hurried overnight white hair."
There is also a white-haired witch, who also has gray hair overnight because of excessive grief.
And " "You don't talk nonsense, I said you were dyed, you were dyed."
Lan Yuqin was like a barbaric princess, completely unreasonable, grabbed Chen Nan's hand, pulled him and walked downstairs.
"Hey, hey, what are you going to do, even if you like me, it's not good to pull and pull like this, we're teachers and students after all" Chen Nan was dragged away by her, shouting non-stop.
Lan Yuqin turned her head and glared at him: "What are you calling blind, I'll take you to dye your hair back." ” Chen Nan sighed: "In the final analysis, you still discriminate against the elderly after all, alas" senior citizen Lan Yuqin really wanted to turn around and slap him a few times, this guy was only a few years old, he had dyed white hair, and he dared to call himself an old man in front of her.
"Shut up for me, and I'll sew your mouth shut up if you talk nonsense."
Chen Nan sighed helplessly: "Teacher, now pay attention to freedom of speech, it is wrong for you to be hegemonic."
I am your student, and I am not your enemy, how can you say such cruel words to me?"
Lan Yuqin's silver teeth creaked.
She really didn't know what evil she had done in her previous life, she actually had such an unscrupulous student, and what was even worse was that she actually had feelings for this superb student.
Listening to the sound of her gritting teeth, Chen Nan said with a smile: "How can you make such a strange sound in your mouth, how do you do it?"
You bastard, I can't take it anymore Lan Yuqin roared in her heart, shook Chen Nan's hand away, pointed at his nose and shouted: "I warn you surnamed Chen, if you chirp me crookedly, my aunt and grandmother will slap you to death."
Now there are exactly a few students walking by on the boulevard, and everyone is stunned when they see the beautiful teacher going crazy.
Looking at this side stupidly, they all thought in their hearts: Chen Nan, what did this guy do to other beautiful teachers, what did people and gods do to make her crazy like this.
Could it be that he ate her tofu and took advantage of her?
Chen Nan had a harmless expression on his face: "Teacher, don't be so fierce, you see that these classmates are all stupid because of you." ” Only then did Lan Yuqin notice that there were people around, resisted the urge to go crazy again, grabbed Chen Nan's arm, and dragged him towards the school gate angrily.
"Teacher, you pay attention to whether the image is good, men and women don't kiss, what kind of way you pull and pull makes people see how bad it is, I don't know, I think I have a leg with you."
Lan Yuqin's chest rose and fell violently, and she secretly warned herself in her heart: Don't pay attention to this animal, I will bear it "Teacher, if you have something to say, just say it, don't hold it in your heart, it's not good to hold it back."
Chen Nan was like a bee, buzzing around non-stop, making Lan Yuqin have the urge to hit people several times, but she forcibly held back, and she asked herself over and over again in her heart: Is this bastard human Watching the blue rain undulating is really spectacular.
Chen Nan couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and subconsciously muttered, "It's so big."
Lan Yuqin was angry, and when she heard Chen Nan's words, she didn't know what he was referring to, so she turned her head and glared at him, only to see that this guy was staring at her, looking at it intently, very fascinated.
"What to see, what to see, haven't you seen it?"
Lan Yuqin was so angry that she forgot her identity, glared at Chen Nan angrily, and roared like a female hooligan.
"Uh, yes, yes."
Chen Nan came back to his senses and scratched his head in embarrassment, but he didn't know if his brain was hot or what, so he couldn't help muttering again: "It's just that the ups and downs are so strong, will the underwear be broken?"
As soon as he finished saying this, Chen Nan regretted it.
I'm really cheap, isn't it okay to find fault Sure enough, Lan Yuqin's beautiful eyes widened, and in an instant, she was furious, her cheeks were slightly red, and she slapped at Chen Nan: "You bastard, shameless and obscene" Chen Nan also knew that he was very shameless, so he hurriedly took a step back and dodged, and changed the topic: "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing with a hot brain, now I apologize to you solemnly, let's dye our hair quickly." ” t1706231537: