When men are together, the topic of conversation is nothing more than women.
Ye Fan had just come to the dormitory where Tian Yuan lived, when he heard a commotion coming from inside, Ye Fan listened carefully, and immediately became happy.
"I said Lao Tian, I admit that you kid is an expert in fighting, why do you bubble up a woman, more cowardly than a woman, and a girl, it's really muddy and can't be on the wall, you think about our chief, that bubble up girl, one word: vigorous and resolute in a word: cool and handsome" Ye Fan didn't have to think about it, he also knew which "scum" was clamoring, it must be He Yuan's guy.
Immediately afterwards, Chen Jian's voice came: "Lao He is right, Lao Tian, you are not only a person who has lost your own people, but also lost the face of our brothers, and what is more serious is that you have failed the chief's cultivation of us, you are really a sinner of the nation, and you will be stinking for ten thousand years."
"Lao Tian, look at your embarrassment, if this matter spreads in the base, look at those rabbit cubs under you, what kind of eyes will they use to look at you in the future.
I'll tell you, when you go out in the future, don't say you know us, you can afford to lose that person, we can't afford to lose it."
"Hahahaha" A hearty laugh suddenly came clearly into Ye Fan's ears from the crack in the dormitory door.
Ye Fan was a little puzzled, listening to their words, it seems that this kid Tian Yuan is in love and it seems that something interesting has happened, interesting, this iron tree will also bloom, and the dog's tail grass will also have spring It's really better to come early than to come by chance, and you have to listen to this matter yourself.
Ye Fan laughed evilly, raised his foot and kicked the door open with a "bang" with a prank, and the huge noise also frightened the faces of several people inside, and then he was full of anger, rolling up his sleeves, clenching his fists, and preparing to teach people a lesson.
"You little rabbits, you don't sleep during the noon break, and you are shouting what is too energetic, ahhhh Tian Yuan and the others, who were still full of anger, heard this familiar voice, and immediately wilted, and their black faces were quickly filled with flattering smiles, and there were some groveling "slaves" appearance.
"Chief, why are you here" He Yuan's cheek has always been known as "the copper wall and the iron wall", so he was naturally the first to stand up, bowed his head and bowed his waist, and came to Ye Fan with his head bowed, and said with a flattering smile, with a face that was not beaten.
Ye Fan raised his hand and gave He Yuan a chestnut on his head, and scolded and said: "You rabbit cub, this is my territory, why can't I come?"
"Come, come, the world is so big, it is not the king's land, any local chief can go there, if anyone stops me, I He Yuan will be the first to smash his dog's raising, hehehehe" He Yuan unconsciously and lightly patted it.
The swarthy face smiled like a trumpet flower.
"You kid haven't seen you for a few days, people are getting more and more slender, this cheek has grown a lot" Ye Fan laughed playfully, his eyebrows were full of smiles.
"Without my care, how can I highlight the wisdom and martial arts of the chief, the jade tree is in the wind, it is the so-called safflower with green leaves, green leaves lined with safflower, I Xiaohe in front of the chief, will always be a green leaf that will never wither" A sentence of fleshy sycophants made the seven or eight people in the room laugh out loud, and their mouths also laughed and scolded He Yuan for his shamelessness.
"Lao He, just your shoehorn face, you are embarrassed to be a green leaf, I see that cow dung is almost the same" Li Dahan's personality is more upright, he really couldn't help it, and laughed and scolded.
He Yuan is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he doesn't care about the chief, so he shot back: "Lao Li, you don't pee to take care of your virtue, just your big pie face, you are embarrassed to make fun of me, it's not me He Yuan bragging, except for the chief in this house, who of you can dare to call yourself handsome in front of me, borrow your three guts, and you don't have that courage." ” "Hahahaha" Another burst of exaggerated laughter came instantly, and everyone was deeply impressed by He Yuan's cheekiness, and they all rolled forward and backwards with laughter, and their stomachs hurt with laughter.
"A group of tasteless guys" He Yuan despised everyone, and then ignored this group of fools, turned around, and smiled at Ye Fanchen: "Chief, don't meet these guys, come, please sit down."
He Yuan invited Ye Fan to sit down, turned around and shouted at Shi Zhengfan's five people and six people: "Old Shi, why are you still stunned and hurry up to pour tea for the chief, what a guy with no eyesight."
"Also, Lao Tian, you won't be scolded stupidly, hurry up and light a cigarette for the chief, hey, why did I meet such a group of bad friends, it's really careless to make friends."
He Yuan shook his head and sighed with emotion, his face was full of helplessness, and he looked like he hated iron but not steel, and Ye Fan was quite embarrassed.
This guy's brazenness can be described as unparalleled in the past, and he is really knowledgeable, knowledgeable Ye Fan didn't know much about this living treasure, he sat down on the chair he Yuan moved, Erlang crossed his legs, took out a pack of special red pandas from his pocket, and took out one of them, and didn't send it to the person in front of him.
Ye Fan nodded approvingly, looking like a teachable child, and then swallowed the clouds and spit out fog.
I just smoked for a while, but I found that these guys in front of me didn't seem to be moving, and I subconsciously looked up, and suddenly felt a little stunned.
It turned out that the guys in front of them were extremely envious, and their eyes stared at the bag of red pandas in Ye Fan's hand that he had not had time to put in his pocket.
Ye Fan smiled "hehe", I see casually threw the cigarette to He Yuandao, who was about to drip blood with envy in his eyes: "Give it to everyone, don't swallow it alone" Originally, He Yuan had this intention, but the chief gave an order, but he didn't dare to disobey it, so he had to reluctantly divide the cigarettes with everyone.
"He Yuan, look at your unpromising appearance, don't you just work hard with a pack of cigarettes, maybe one day you can get this treatment, won't you have to smoke it then" Ye Fan said disdainfully.
"Chief, don't be kidding, I'm afraid I'm hopeless in this life, my God, I have to struggle for a lifetime" He Yuan pretended to look up to the sky and longed, and his words were full of jokes.
When Ye Fan heard this, he raised his foot and kicked at He Yuan's ass, He Yuan's guy seemed to have been on guard, and he dodged with a wicked smile.
Ye Fan didn't plan to really kick him, otherwise, even if this kid wanted to hide, it would be in vain.
After another burst of laughter, Ye Fan pretended to be serious and asked, "Tian Yuan, I heard that your kid is in love, I don't know which family's daughter it is."
"Chief, I" Tian Yuan didn't expect this matter to be known by the chief, and his slightly dark face couldn't help but blush a little, but he didn't know how to speak.
However, if Tahara does not speak, it does not mean that he did not speak.
No, just when Tian Yuan was still hesitant to speak, He Yuan on the side was a little eager to try, and he was about to move: "Chief, let me tell you, the object of this guy's eye is our information brigade." ” "Oh, who is the information brigade" When Ye Fan heard this, his interest suddenly came up, and he asked with interest.
"Chief, Deputy Captain of the Information Brigade, Major Officer Yu Min" "Yu Yumin" Ye Fan was slightly surprised after hearing this, but then he calmed down, and said with a smile on his handsome face: "Xiao Tian, you kid has a good eye, well, how to win it if you have a pursuit?"
"Still take it" Chen Jian said with a lot of shame: "Chief, you don't know, this guy's IQ is quite high, and his EQ is almost equal to zero."
Do you know that yesterday afternoon, this guy invited people to go shopping, and Yu Min also agreed, guess what, Yu Min accompanied him for an afternoon, this guy was stupid to buy all the things for himself, and he didn't buy a thread for others, you said that this thing is really speechless."
"But when I asked her what she wanted, she said she didn't lack anything, she didn't need anything," Tahara said innocently, and until now he still thinks he was wronged.
Ye Fan was completely stunned by the words of Tian Yuan, who he had always valued very much, and looked at Tian Yuan, who was close to him, with some disbelief, damn, this guy's head is not quite flexible, isn't it usually a set of commands, why did he do such a stupid thing, it was really a shame to lose his fortune, just his emotional intelligence, if he didn't fight a bachelor in this life, it would be unreasonable "Tian Yuan, did you really do this" Ye Fan still couldn't believe that this was the truth, and opened his mouth to ask.
"En" Tian Yuan was also very honest, and nodded silently, indicating that this was the case.
Oh my God, what's going on, it's a shame to have such a subordinate, it's a shame, fortunately, this guy has a fancy for his own family, otherwise, he wouldn't have the face to see people again.
This is a typical house ugliness "Tian Yuan, you kid is an elm head, you are not usually a very smart person, although a woman's heart is a needle, but you don't even understand the most basic common sense, you kid is not saved, even if Yue Lao helps you, you are destined to be a bachelor in this life" Ye Fan scolded helplessly.
Tahara also realized at this moment that this problem seemed to be indeed his own mistake, but for this woman's thoughts, Tahara really couldn't figure it out, since he was a child, he blushed when he saw a woman, let alone talk, but since he came to the base, when he saw Yu Min for the first time, Tahara felt that he had a special feeling for this girl, and he was always flustered for some reason.
At first, Tahara didn't realize that this was love, but later, it was Yu Min's shadow that haunted him, and it gradually developed to the point that he didn't think about it.
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Under the prompting of He Yuan and others, Tian Yuan realized that he was in love with Yu Min, at first Tian Yuan was naturally embarrassed to go to Yu Min, and later, with the advice of He Yuan and others, he finally had the cheekiness to send an invitation to Yu Min.
To the delight of Tian Yuan and the others, Yu Min finally agreed in the face of Tian Yuan's successive invitations.
He Yuan and the others naturally didn't realize that Tahara would be "stupid" to such a point, they thought that the date was over, and the next procedure was naturally step-by-step, and it was a matter of course, but what they never expected was that such a humiliating thing happened, it was really depressing and funny, and they taught Tahara a lesson.
Ye Fan reprimanded him with some bitterness: "You kid, I'm really angry, don't you know that women's faces are very thin, if you ask her, she will naturally not take the initiative to ask for it, and also, women need to be coaxed, they need sweet words, I really don't know how to tell you, in short, you have to remember this seven-character mantra: bold and thin-hearted."
Ye Fan reprimanded Tian Yuan thoroughly, and after the training, Tian Yuan also drooped his head, and said pitifully: "Chief, then what do you say I should do now?"
"How do I know what to do, I want to go" Ye Fan said angrily, and soon laughed again.
It's really not in vain for me to come today.
This guy is so funny, so funny "Chief, you can help my brother" Tian Yuan knew that only the chief could help in this matter, and it was really unreliable to count on He Yuan's few bad friends.
Ye Fan glanced back at Tian Yuan playfully, and said with a smile on the face of a profiteer: "Boy, I'm a businessman, I never do anything that is not beneficial, I help you, what good do I have?"
Tian Yuan looked at the chief's treacherous appearance, he was speechless, he didn't know how to answer, he wanted money or power, and he really had nothing to repay the chief.
In desperation, he had to speak: "Chief, if you can help me, I will invite you to dinner, can you see it?"
"Well, it's not bad to eat, but I have one condition, I can choose the place to eat, you see how it is" Ye Fan smiled evilly, his face full of ill intentions.
Although Tian Yuan saw the chief's blackmail, but for the sake of the woman, he had no choice but to let go, knowing that he was slaughtered, he still nodded stubbornly, but the smile on his face was more ugly than crying, and he said uneasily: "Chief, you have to be merciful to your subordinates, otherwise, even if I sell myself, I can't afford it."
"Don't worry, don't worry, I know it in my heart" Ye Fan is very calm, very calm, and looks like you can rest assured that I will do things.
Tian Yuan just put his mind at ease, but he didn't expect He Yuan and the others to shout: "Chief, you can't forget us when you eat."
"That's natural, let's share blessings and difficulties, hehe."
Ye Fan's sleek response naturally made He Yuan and the others happy, but Tian Yuan was the only one with a bitter face, as if he had died of his own mother
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