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Volume II_Chapter 1969 A vulgar joke about, pee, and fart


Su Mad frowned, revealing an awe-inspiring expression, and sneered lightly, and then he opened the Sword Immortal Atlas, which was given to him by Xu Qingluo, recording all her swordsmanship experience, and it was permeated with too much kendo heritage, so it attracted the attention of the audience the moment it was opened.

Although Feng Wuji is a wealthy and noble son, and his wanderers are so idle and well-known in the city of stars, among those present, in terms of knowledge and knowledge, no one can compare with Feng Wuji, who is familiar with him, even if he is Su Madane, he does not have the experience of being in contact with a martial god-level powerhouse since he was a child.

"Wow, at least more than 300 kinds of kendo, it's really a unique flavor, strong and feminine intertwined, both offensive and defensive, it's really a master's hand, although the painting is very clumsy."

Feng Wuji pursed his lips and scoffed at Xu Qingluo's painting skills, but I have to say that those sword daos are indeed jaw-dropping.

Although it is impossible for Su Mad to control those sword paths at the same time, what Su Mad did was very simple, he only needed to use his Taixu swordsmanship as an introduction, use the Seven Killing Sword, and inspire some sword ways from the Sword Immortal Atlas.

After all, kendo is formless and colorless, and it can be regarded as the best secret weapon for sneak attacks.

Dao Gang has swept in the vastness Fan Ji clenched her pink fists, her face was full of worry, her lips were tightened, and her face couldn't help but be a little pale.

That Heavenly Sword Martial Technique was very eye-catching, making everyone present feel jealous and especially vigilant.

I have to say that even Fan Ji, as a burial snow messenger, can be regarded as a famous family, but a martial art as strong as that move is also very rare, and such a means is actually on a family slave, which makes people even more jealous of the power of the Feng family.

Su Mad provoked him, but it was not a blessing.

It's just that Feng Wuji seems to be very honest, and he is probably not the kind of gentleman who turns his face and tears at every turn, it should be very reasonable.

If the Xingtian Demon and Wu Zhongyong knew, or any of the locals in the City of Stars here, knew that Feng Wuji, who had been a famous "Little Demon King of the Mixed World" since he was 10 years old, was actually considered to be kind-hearted, it would simply be able to laugh off his big teeth, making the people of the City of Stars laugh after dinner.

Knives, swords, a duel between the soldiers of the overlord and the soldiers of the king.

Su Mad showed a cold and faint mockery, that kind of indifferent, as if the victory was in his hands and the bamboo was in his chest, and it was suddenly like a pinprick, which made the bodyguard Ah Si very worried "You think you're going to win," Ah Si roared, and the knife became more and more violent, faintly forming a blade vortex, enveloping Su Mad in it, becoming the center of the vortex.

Once Su Mad loses control of the situation, he will be cut by a thousand knives and directly cut to pieces, so it seems that Ah Si is really angry, and he is really angry.

"I did, I've won."

Su Mad told him flatly, there was a trace of sigh on his face, and his expression was unwavering, as if what he said was like a golden rule, irrefutable and unquestionable, "Because your heavenly sword should have the posture of a hegemon, but you are full of servility After all, you are just a bodyguard at best, just a slave of the Feng family, and you are already inferior by three points from the horizon."

What's more, the path of the knife is unstoppable, no matter whether it is life or death, it has always been crazy to rush and kill, striving to kill the enemy before being killed by the enemy, rather than keeping one every shot This chapter is not finished, please turn the page to divide the aura, and keep it to defend against my attacks. ” After speaking, Su Mad's series of sword paths also turned into torrents, with tens of millions of heavy swords roaring into a river, like Miao Miao's Milky Way pouring down, smashing down from above the Nine Heavens, and shattering on Ah Si's Heavenly Sword Kill.

Thundered Kendo and Dao Gang devoured each other, and they died together, but when the dust settled, Ah Si laughed wildly: "You brag so much, it turns out that in the final analysis, you don't have the strength to solve me after all, tsk."

Next, boy, you will pay the price of blood for your rampant" In Ah Si's heart, as long as he continues to consume with Su Mad Madness, he will soon be defeated if he is only at the level of the Martial Saint Duality Dan.

Because of the aura of the five-yuan pill, there are too many auras that surpass the three-element pill "I'm sorry, but it's decided."

Su Mad informed him lightly.

Feng Wuji's eyes were also full of regret.

Wu Zhongyong and Xingtian Demon scolded their mothers frantically in their hearts, scolding and complaining about Su Mad's insidiousness, and burying the bodyguard Ah Si was full of fat but stupid and incompetent.

Ah Si was stunned, and saw that a three-soul flame had already hit him violently, smashing on his chest.

Then his chest was full of scorch marks, and he fell directly to the ground, and was silently helped up by another bodyguard, and then poured a pill into his mouth, and then all of Ah Si's scars healed again, but his sluggish spirit undoubtedly meant that the pill must have strong sequelae, and it belonged to the forbidden medicine that overdrew his vitality.

Of course, regardless of whether it is taboo or not, if he can save Ah Si from severe burns, it is already a miracle medicine.

"Congratulations, Your Excellency, you have made a net profit of 20,000 high-grade spirit stones."

Feng Wuji clapped his hands and laughed, showing a look of expectation, and proposed, "Your Sword Immortal Atlas is very interesting, I am willing to buy it for 50,000 high-grade spirit stones, what do you think?"

After speaking, he scolded the bodyguard Ah Wu Nunu.

The latter immediately took out five bills covered with the seal of "Martial God: Sealing Demon Sword Hao" from his backpack, and directly handed them to Su Mad , and then reached out to grab the set of sword immortal atlases.

Compared with Ah Si at the level of the Five-Yuan Dan Martial Saint, Ah Wu in front of him actually has a hidden six-Yuan Dan cultivation, which is simply emotional.

Su Mad felt a pang in his heart, and he became more and more jealous of Feng Wuji's identity.

However, although he didn't have the idea of competing with the Six-Yuan Dan Martial Saint, Su Mad didn't have the interest of handing over the Sword Immortal Atlas that contained Xu Qingluo's tenderness and sweetness to please Feng Wuji, so Su Mad simply took the Sword Immortal Atlas back into his Pixiu bag, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, private items are not for sale, generally speaking, I won't sell them." ” Xingtian Demon and Wu Zhongyong suddenly showed a strong sarcasm, gloating and thinking: Stinky boy, really when you have won a bodyguard, you will treat yourself as a character Feng Wuji is the little demon king of the Feng family, and he is the descendant of the three generations of the lineage, and it is basically a sure thing to take over the family in the future, with his identity, he is willing to look down on your shit drawings, that is your fortune, I didn't expect you to be arrogant, and you have the courage to refuse, it's really stupid The bodyguard Ah Wu also raised his eyebrows, revealing a sneer.

But before he could say any threatening words, Feng Wuji asked with interest: "Oh, it's not for sale, what about the two?"

Su Madness This chapter is not finished, please turn the page and shrug your shoulders, and say very boldly: "As long as you can pay the chips that I can't refuse, even if I let me cut the balls to you to drink, I'll uh, forget it, I really can't agree to this." ” Feng Wuji couldn't help laughing.

Then, Su Mad simply told him an Internet joke from the earth: "I remember that there was once a famous and arrogant son of a wealthy family, who ran in front of two arrogant sons of the poor family who were reciting poems against him, and said arrogantly: It is said that you are very arrogant, then I will pay you 10,000 spirit stones, and you eat a piece of, how about" "Oh, what about the next plot" Feng Wuji showed an interested look when he boarded, and the vulgar jokes of, pee, and farts were particularly fresh to Feng Wuji, who was born in a wealthy family, after all, although he was a gentleman, he had an excellent family education, and no one had ever told him that he had such a bad taste.

"Although the children of the poor family are poor and poor, but everyone is arrogant, how can they do such a humiliating thing," said a monk who was also paying attention to their conversation, his face full of disdain.

"That's right, it's really despicable to use such a despicable means to humiliate our poor monks" The companions of the cold monks also pouted, things gather like things, and people are divided into groups, since they are close friends, they are naturally all cold monks.

Su shrugged his shoulders and said, "The first Hanmen monk said: I can eat you into bankruptcy. ” Wahahahaha Everyone in the inn was stunned, and then burst into laughter, laughing in hysteria.

The residents of 9999 Star City have all heard the cliché story of talented and beautiful people: the gentleman is the villain, and the poor scholar is the protagonist, so the poor scholar who is always righteous and righteous defeats the love rival of the wealthy son, and finally embraces the beauty.

The sons of wealthy families are traitors, and it is definitely something they can do to tempt the children of the poor family with a piece of and 10,000 spirit stones.

The poor scholar is a great benevolent and righteous, and he never refuses to eat the food that comes from him, how can he accept such an insulting act.

However, in Su Mad's mouth, the children of the poor family are very "incorruptible and shameless", and there is not even any discipline at all, but on the contrary, no one in the audience thinks that the poor child is a despicable person, but thinks that he is so cute and, the kind of arrogant and stubborn son of the poor family, is particularly face-painted in the story of the talented and beautiful, everyone feels very old-fashioned, and every appearance is always righteous and awe-inspiring, although it is majestic and upright, full of positive energy, but it makes people feel very fake and hypocritical.

And the "-eating maniac" in front of him is vivid, and it suddenly makes people think that he is witty and interesting.

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"It's so cheap, I like it so much" Feng Wuji laughed the most exaggeratedly, he held his belly, laughed hysterically, and almost sat under the table.

Fan Ji also smiled with her eyebrows and eyes, when her frost-like cold face suddenly melted, revealing a smile, that thrilling beauty was simply needless to say, coupled with her plump breasts and long legs, it was simply tempting and sultry.

"What about what the second scholar said," Feng Wuji asked expectantly again.

The rest of the audience also pricked up their ears, even if they were particularly unhappy to see Su Mad and wanted to find fault, they were all full of expectations.

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