Understanding is understanding, Li Yifei was unhappy in his heart, after all, he wanted to cultivate quickly, and now being trapped by the exercises really affected his efficiency too much, and he didn't dare to use spars.
You have to find a way to get the exercises, Li Yifei said secretly, seeing Qingluan standing there pitifully, wanting to read a book, but unable to open it, Li Yifei sighed and said: "I won't update it today, take a day off, after all, writing a book is also a very tiring job, but I can tell you a little story, would you like to listen?"
"Listen," Qingluan said, looking up, a hint of joy in his eyes.
"Well, tell it while drinking tea, the story is not long, and it is also a joke."
"Joke" Qingluan was a little puzzled.
"It's a joke that is a little funny, maybe unreasonable, but it can make people laugh."
Li Yifei said.
"Okay, wait for me, I'll make tea first."
Qingluan said that the person had already walked to the small pavilion and began to make tea.
Li Yifei walked over slowly with his hands behind his back, looking at Qingluan's busy figure, he also smiled faintly, and had no other thoughts.
Ready, Qingluan sat straight like a primary school student, waiting for Li Yifei to tell a joke.
"Ahem" Li Yifei cleared his throat, picked up the teacup, took a sip, and only felt that the sweetness entered his lungs and the aura was full, and the tea grown by Uncle Xiuqi himself was definitely a good tea.
Qingluan nodded, signaling that Li Yifei could start.
"It's a bit of a nonsense, just don't think about it, because it's just a joke, it's meant to make you laugh, but don't think about it."
Li Yifei reminded, Qingluan nodded, and he said: "It is said that there is a sect of cultivating immortals, and when you cultivate to a certain extent, you can soar, rise from the clouds, and enter the immortal realm, and it is said that the ancestor of their sect has also achieved positive results and soared into the clouds." ” Qingluan nodded and said, "The Great Gate Sect has such a master, and they have gone to the real immortal realm. ” "Don't interrupt me" Li Yifei glared, Qingluan hurriedly reached out to cover his lips, and looked to the side with his eyes, as if he wanted to say that he didn't make trouble.
Li Yifei continued: "But there is no news after Master Zu ascended."
Qingluan took his hand away, and just wanted to say something, when he saw Li Yifei's eyes looking at him, he was busy closing it again, signaling that he didn't speak, Li Yifei continued: "The children of the sect are very strange, and they miss the ancestor very much, and finally one day, the senior brother who has cultivated the highest in the sect has finally achieved success, and the clouds are rising, and the disciples have knelt down to worship at the place where the senior brother has ascended, wishing the senior brother a positive result in cultivation, and also looking forward to him being able to find the ancestor master and give some instructions to the juniors." ” "It didn't take long for Senior Brother to send a message to the disciples below with a thousand miles of transmission, and Senior Brother said: "Everyone, listen, my time is running out, don't cultivate anymore, repeat and don't practice anymore When you fly to a certain height, there will be no oxygen in the air, and we will all be suffocated to death I have already seen the corpse of the ancestor Master and stopped practicing, I am using the last bit of skill to send back a message to stop cultivating."
When Li Yifei first saw this paragraph, she was almost stupid with laughter, but Qingluan on the other side blinked her eyes wide, her face was a little dazed, and she quickly frowned, as if she was thinking about something.
Didn't you find the laughing point Li Yifei blinked, thought for a while, and continued: "Do you need me to explain it to you?"
Qingluan looked at him with a strange expression, as if he was watching an alien look at Li Yifei a little uncomfortable, Li Yifei touched his face and asked, "What's wrong with this joke, even if it's not funny, it won't be such a big reaction."
"You" Qingluan hesitated, pursed her lips, her good-looking eyes were a little confused, and finally asked, "Are you sure it's a joke?"
"Ahh "Are you sure you don't really know the truth" "I'm at a loss, if you have any questions, just say it."
Li Yifei was hairy when he was watched, Qingluan exhaled and said, "Forget it, you shouldn't know." ” "Ahh "Do you know that in the past few hundred years, the ancestors and predecessors of various sects have lost their news" Qingluan said this, and there was even a trace of panic, not a trace, but very frightened.
Li Yifei raised his forehead, hesitated and said, "I'm just a joke and you're sure the two match."
Seeing Qingluan nodded, Li Yifei didn't know what to say, he was just a joke, it was a joke, a joke, children should be able to tell whether the joke was good or not, this was just a joke.
Qingluan said solemnly: "Although things are not so simple, but since hundreds of years ago, cultivators have indeed been unable to communicate with the real immortal realm, and everyone doesn't know what the reason is, those great powers seem to know, but they don't want to say it." ” "So do you know what oxygen is" Li Yifei looked at Qingluan strangely.
"I don't understand," Qingluan shook his head honestly, Li Yifei sighed in his heart, no wonder, the term oxygen belongs to modern after all, a chemical composition, Qingluan should not know, but Qingluan continued: "I guess it should be something we breathe, although I don't know what it is, but it is not aura, but another thing in the air, I can feel that those gases enter the lungs and enter the body, which will make our blood full of energy, and all the limbs and bones need this gas." ” "That's oxygen, of course you can call it another name," Li Yifei nodded.
"Yes, that's oxygen, but in the story you said, the higher you fly, the more oxygen is scarce on it, but I don't know this, I need to ask my dad."
Qingluan looked serious.
Li Yifei hurriedly said: "No, no, you don't need to ask, I'm a joke, you don't have to think about it seriously." ” I don't want to be the target of public criticism, I'm just a casual joke, if this is really the case, my mother is the sinner, this kind of shocking secret is up to me to crack, I think I've lived too long What's more, Li Yifei was already able to deny it in the next second, and only heard him say: "Don't think about it, it's impossible, think about how long our cultivators can go without breathing for a day, but most of the day can always reach the level of Uncle Qi in the Yuan Infant Stage, and then go up, if the tribulation is over, and the realm of soaring in the day, wouldn't it be okay if you don't breathe for a year or two, how can you suffocate because of no oxygen."
So that's just a joke, don't think about it. ” t1706231537: